[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

As I mentioned last time, I was so excited that I mentioned to Xiaoqian that I would marry her to the old demon of Montenegro, which attracted a lot of attention.

It is understandable to have objections, after all, this is a major marriage event.

However, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker.Since there are no parents and no matchmaker, then, I still have to listen to my grandma!

Xiaoqian's protest was ineffective, and she drifted away with tears in her eyes.

Xiaoqing tried to remind me, as a grandma, how infatuated I was with the old Montenegro demon.After I repeatedly stated that I really don't like the old demon at all, she raised her hands in approval of the marriage.

She said that she couldn't wait to see the wonderful performance of her grandma knowing that she married Xiaoqian to the old demon queen when she came back... and she was very curious about how I planned to propose marriage to the old demon of Montenegro... The "fear of fear" displayed by this woman The world will not be chaotic" made me feel deeply worried, and I was extremely surprised and incomprehensible to her eager anticipation for the possibility of "I left" → "grandma is back" that I made up. .

Everything that cannot be explained can be classified into one category of "one-word explanation": love.

The inn in Guobei Town is still the same.

The shopkeeper was still holding an abacus all day long, carefully calculating against the ledger; the other boy, Ah Ben, was still so stupid. The root person is refreshed on happy occasions, and his face is full of oil.

Half a month ago, he thought that I was going to die when I went to Montenegro, so he married the daughter of the tofu Xishi family with two chickens, three sacks of soybeans and four jars of yellow rice wine the next day.

well!After finally cultivating an admirer, and now he is blowing it up, what a failure.

The town was still full of people coming and going, and it was very lively. People coming and going in and out of the inn came from south to north, with accents from all corners of the country.

The passage of time seemed to have no effect here.

In a blink of an eye, five months have passed.

And May, at the turn of spring and summer, came as scheduled, and because of the huge gap between ideal and reality, coupled with my leg injury, which was delayed in healing, I was inconvenient to move, and I naturally suffered from May disease.

Depressed mood, anxiety, loss of interest, lack of energy, pessimism and disappointment, low self-evaluation... I have all the symptoms of may disease, and I even have the symptoms that I shouldn't have, such as bad mouth and weak feet.

Even a few female ghosts who have a good relationship with me invited me to go to Lingyunpo, seven miles away from Lanruo Temple, to enjoy the crabapple flowers at night, but I also showed a lack of interest.

I haven't caught the little thief who has been coming to my cave to steal blood.For several nights in a row, I stayed vigil on the roof of the Daxiong Hall with the best view in Lanruo Temple, but I didn't even see a ghost, but the fresh blood in the cellar disappeared every day!

Even Yan Chixia in the south wing was not disturbed, it seems that the little thief is not an ordinary goblin!

Since I can't catch them, I don't bother to ask my hard-working girls to make wedding clothes for others. I just let them catch a few evildoers for a month.For this reason, the girls have changed a lot for me, and they can invite me to enjoy the flowers together...

I went, can they have fun?I'm afraid not necessarily.

Yan Chixia felt that it was his teachings to me day and night that played a role, and she spared no effort to find me every day to discuss the Dharma of Buddhism, hoping to influence me in such a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere and transform me into a human being.

Anyway, my injury has never been good. Sitting for a day is a pastime, and listening to him tell stories about doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is also a day, so I just let him go.

At this moment, I was lying on the table, counting the five peanuts left on the table, "one, two, three, four, five."

Drink a glass of wine with a peanut.

"Tsk!" After taking a sip of the wine brought by the old demon, Yang picked up his mouth, drinking yellow rice wine mixed with water is really hard to stomach.

It's all his fault!I didn't leave a penny to me. A few days ago, relying on the money in my hand, I ate and drank a lot, and spent all the money I earned from Fuyun Temple.Now living on a tight budget~ It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal!

"One, two, three...a hand?"

I don't drink much, why is there a white and tender hand on the black and oily pine table?The nails are so beautifully manicured, round and shiny, like five pink pearls, which should be worth ten taels of silver with snow patterns!

"Yaoyao~ Why did you come to such a dirty and messy place? It's just a dirty and messy vegetable market~ I can't take it anymore, let's go home, shall we?" A delicate voice coquettishly said, and the fragrance filled the air.

The people in Guobei Town were still shocked, having never seen the world.I was dumbfounded when I saw a beautiful woman, and my nose bleeds all over the place!Everyone seems to have been anesthetized, moving slowly, and very demented.

Regardless, I pushed aside that slender and beautiful hand, picked up a peanut, and drank another glass of wine.

The owner of that hand followed my example, picked up a peanut on the table, and sat down opposite me.

A woman in an extremely revealing veil immediately stuck to it like a piece of gum, and sat on the man's lap, with a pair of weak and boneless hands wrapped around the man's neck, wishing to become one with him!

"Yaoyao" stretched out his long hand, and wanted to grab my peanuts.

I quickly turned over the wine glass, firmly covered the remaining three grains, looked straight into his eyes, and said snobbishly, "One grain and one tael, if you want to eat, you can buy it yourself!"

Ah!

Such an unscrupulous, mad, evil, and invincible man nicknamed "Yaoyao", other than the old goblin in Montenegro, don't think twice!I still hate him!

The old demon raised her eyebrows, raised the corners of her lips, and smiled like a fox.

When a fox marries a vixen, it will benefit the world!

After all, A Gen is a person who has seen the world, relying on seeing the old demon once, he approached him with a playful smile, and his tone was naturally familiar.

"Two honored guests~ our alcoholic peanuts are famously crispy, and there is also the fragrant daughter red! It's definitely worth a try!"

"Yaoyao~ people will feel uncomfortable if you eat things from this place~ let's go home~" The vixen-like woman is about to melt into the arms of the old monster like a puddle of spring water, her slender waist is so hot that she can't hold it Twisting on the ground, I hurriedly covered my disappointing eyes.

A Gen could only smile awkwardly when he heard this, and a pair of tricks stared straight at the back of the ecstatic beauty, turning over so many dirty thoughts in his mind.

Not suitable for children!Not suitable for children!

Since I can't run away if I want to, I urge this guy to get out of here for the benefit of the public.

I persuaded in a low voice: "Your Majesty, quickly go home with Madam!"

A certain old monster didn't take it seriously, and smiled calmly and said: "I can't go to other places right now, anyway, I'm idle, so I'd better come to accompany you and wait for that person whose name is Ning Caichen's scholar."

"No, no, no! Why do you need to bother the king with such a trivial matter, just let me do it~" If he is allowed to come to the inn with such a stunning beauty every day to stay, even if he is safe and not causing trouble, with their two faces , I'm afraid it will cause quite a stir!What if Ning Caichen, a timid scholar, is too frightened to come to collect the bill?

Hearing the words, he snorted coldly, stood up, and handed the beauty in his arms to the cold-faced ghost general who appeared at some time.

The ghost general's face was full of frost, his waist was straight, and his eyes were flying very well.

The old demon smiled softly, and ordered: "Ghost general, take the thirteenth lady back to the residence for me."

The poor Thirteenth Madam opened her mouth a few times to look at the cold ghost general, but she didn't say anything.But he turned around, gave me a hard gouged look, changed his mind, and thought of something terrible, landed lightly, escaped from the ghost general's hard embrace, and lingered beside the old demon for a long time before reluctantly leaving up.

What a charming woman!I sighed from the bottom of my heart, the old monster's ability to pick a wife is not ordinary.

The old demon sat down, put down his folding fan, and began to order dishes with great hands and feet, such as red oily trotters, spicy fried chicken, hemp meatballs...

I like to eat all of these!It's been a long time since I ate it!

I heard him list the names of the dishes a series of times as if he didn't want money, and swallowed, but I still had to explain clearly, "Your Majesty, you sold me, so don't expect me to be able to afford your meal."

I can't be taken advantage of, money is really hard to earn!

He glanced at me disdainfully, and raised his sleeves with flowing clouds and golden patterns, as if a gust of wind had caressed him.In the next second, the dilapidated black pine table was immediately covered with a gorgeous tablecloth, and dazzling fine sands flew all over the sky...

The golden sand fell on the tablecloth with a splash, and the golden sand as high as a pile of wine jugs was shining golden!

The people around were stunned, and whoever "cracked" took the lead in clapping, probably thinking it was a trick!

Hey!I said, you all have big hearts, this is a goblin!Ten thousand years old goblin!You won’t know it until you eat it carefully!

Although I thought so in my heart, the body is obviously far more honest than the consciousness...

This time I couldn't bear it any longer. I threw myself on the table and grabbed his hand that he hadn't had time to take back. Dig right.

I frowned and asked, "Why do you run out with gold and silver in your pocket? How big is this sleeve pocket? Why are there always so many things in it? Which tailor shop did you order in the city? Introduction Give it to me~"

He gave me a blank look, then broke my chicken paws holding his white wrist, and said with contempt: "You ignorant bumpkin, this is the Qiankun sleeve, given to me by Immortal Yuan of Wuzhuangguan Town."

I let go when I heard slippery, and sat back in my seat honestly.

Qiankunxiu, I know it!Isn't it the ginseng fruit his father Zhenyuan Daxian used to capture the four masters and disciples of Sun Dasheng~ Cut~ What's so great about it!Call me a bumpkin, I know a lot of things!I don't even bother to argue with you.

The "send" in his mouth is probably the same thing as the "gift" of the elixir by the Taishang Laojun last time.In heaven and earth, he knows quite a few people.

I asked: "Do you have the whole Montenegro in your sleeve?"

He doesn't speak.

I narrowed my eyes and pursed my mouth, opened the wine glass and gathered three peanuts into my palm, and said to myself in a volume that anyone could hear: "The whole thing is a home-lovers~"

The old demon took a sip of wine in his mouth and took a long time to swallow it down.

The sneaky thief laughed, hehe!Have you seen it?My eloquence is beyond your imagination!

Someone who has completely turned on the self-defeating mode has forgotten the principle of "doing things in a low-key way, and being a villain" at the beginning...

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, Yan Chixia, Lao Yao and grandma will meet for the first time in history!

Stay tuned!

Rolling and selling cute, please comment and collect~

ps: Today’s revisions to the previous article are just some punctuation marks and typos~ It has nothing to do with the plot~ Don’t worry~

I just read the sixth paragraph of this chapter, there are a lot of long sentences piapiapia~ I don’t know if the little angels seem to be exhausted~ It’s hard work~

Weak question, is there anyone who likes to watch pure love danmei with gorgeous rhetoric?Found the archives these days...