[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Ned asked strangely: "What happened, laughing so happily?"

I switched back from the Honkai mode that almost made me laugh, and replied as nonchalantly as possible: "It's nothing, I just thought of an old man who thought he was upright and his only son who had been widowed for many years was not obedient and ran away from home."

#冬叶飘逸sprinkles my face, my son’s rebellion breaks my heart#

Forgive me for being unrestrained and low-spirited all my life. Coupled with the background music that comes with me deep in my heart, I couldn't control myself and burst into laughter again.

Although my setting has long been OOC, but I am persevering and persevering, and I am still working tirelessly towards the small and fresh label of a quiet and beautiful girl, but the current situation seems to be that I am probably already on the road of life Lost.

"Don't pay attention to these details." I suppressed a smile, blushing and summed up as seriously as possible.

Ned froze for a moment, probably not understanding, and then he put me on the sofa, and I seemed to see a bunch of stupid hairs on his head stand up.

"I'll get you medicinal wine, can you do it yourself?" he asked.

I nodded, and he turned around to help me find medicinal wine. He almost tripped over the coffee table once, was almost hit twice by the corner of the table, and was hit n times by sundries.

It's really a history of blood and tears of Lucky E. I really want to ask him if he was a spearman in his previous life.

Ned sat helplessly on the somewhat crowded small sofa, silently looking at me with his cute little eyes, with a domesticated golden retriever lying on his feet.

With the male god at my side, I was seriously thinking, should I learn from those goddesses in the movie, who are stroking my graceful calves and applying medicine in a charming way?

But I immediately remembered that I was wearing God Assist jeans today, I really thought too much just now.

After I finished taking the medicine honestly, I heard the male god who had been playing the role of a quiet and handsome man say:

"Cecilia, can I ask you a question?"

wtf? !This sentence again?Is it time to witness a miracle again?

I smiled. "Ned, can I ask you a question first?"

Ned's stubble of fur on the top of his head moved, and he tilted his head to look at me suspiciously, and his golden retriever raised its head from his feet, and tilted its head along with its master.

All I know now is that the combined lethality of these two cute creatures is definitely greater than one plus one equals two. My blood tank, long time no see, how are you?

Clearing my throat, I asked seriously: "I've always wanted to know that when a strawberry is picked, it should be equivalent to death, so even if you use the ability of resurrection from the dead to return it to the most tender and juicy state, it will still be the same. It's death, not life."

So the overly popular strawberry is really because of the ten yuan special effects of the crew, it must be.

Ned was stunned, then scratched his head in embarrassment, and replied bluntly, "I don't know either..."

The golden retriever at his feet whined weakly at the right time, and looked at me with wet eyes similar to those of a male god.

This cuteness is so sweet and natural, I decided not to torture you with obsessive-compulsive disorder and Virgo's worldview for the sake of the sullen eyes of both of you.

Oops, I accidentally blackmailed a Virgo again, and I suddenly feel great.

I gave Ned a smile in a good mood: "What do you want to ask?"

"I want to ask, Cecilia, are you," he said slowly, not knowing whether he was panting or nervous, "h Yuan<kpan gradually v 3火||tf汷》? "

God, are you donkey me?You must be donkey me right?What the hell are these weird garbled characters?Could it be that you were possessed by some kind of aliens from outside the Milky Way like King Se the Great?Is it really okay to be so capricious?

But Ned had such a disappointed expression on his face, and the stupid hair on his head drooped accordingly. I was too embarrassed to ask, so I had to silently pretend that I was hallucinating just now.

However, once the setting that Master Pai is an alien is accepted, the screenwriter's bursting brain seems to suddenly become reasonable, and the dull hair should be his signal sensor or other equipment, That's right!

Then, the important task of maintaining world peace and preventing global warming is entrusted to you, Tuijuxia!

I looked at him with shining eyes.

Ned pursed his lips uncomfortably, and asked with a bit of pity still on his face, "Then what are you going to do next?"

His eyes were somewhat regretful and somewhat expected, probably proving that I am really not from the mother planet, so I am a little lonely.

I thought about the colorful life of the girl from the original owner who could almost make an ethical or inspirational film, and answered after deliberation: "My father is still in prison and who my mother is, I guess even he himself has forgotten, there is no money, no money. I don’t have any relatives, and I don’t know what to do next.”

"So," I paused, recreating my aunt's weeping, unbearable, painful and weak expression when she visited, and said with a thin trembling voice: "Can you take me in, Ned?"

Of course Ned will not reject me, a poor man who is about to risk his life to death. In fact, he doesn't know why the eyes he looks at me are deeper and more charming. Is this the prelude to the domineering male god who is about to fall in love with me?

Hello everyone, my name is Cecilia, even if I am traveling or traveling every day, I have a vigorous and vigorous heart, and my mission is to seize every minute and every second to hone my acting skills and manage expressions , the current belief is to believe that the future self is going to be a woman of God—of course, it would be even better if she could become a woman of God.

Recently, my acting skills have become more and more refined. It is estimated that after traveling back, I should enter Hollywood, sweep the Oscars, become popular all over the universe, and finally abduct my male god to reach the pinnacle of life. It is the magical nature of confusion that is just around the corner.

I always feel that the door to a new world has slowly opened to me unconsciously.

Although I am very cute, Serai, father and son, dense forest, double flower king, sweet cakes, cold, stupid, cute, CEO Jun's wife, I am self-defeating, but I still feel that the sex change is the most beautiful and the most beautiful. Room*The once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a male god to give birth to a monkey for me?

Oh no, I was the one who gave birth to monkeys to the male god—and that’s not right, at least I wanted to give the male god a complete zoo plus an underwater world.

I rested my chin and stared dazedly at the male god master who was close at hand, his eyes that were about to weep, the tall and three-dimensional nose, the flushed skin, and the pink lips like cherry blossoms, That charming and shy expression that couldn't be concealed was short of five big characters——

Please ♂ face ♂ face ♂ me

Imagine the uncontrollable lust/desire on the shy face of the male god, and the desolate look in the bright eyes——

"Don't pity me because I am a weak and delicate flower..." "Please talk to me as much as you want!" "Let me cry and tremble under your body..."

It's full of lust and tempting to commit crimes! ! !

All of a sudden, I faintly felt a warm heat flow from the soles of my feet to the top of my head. This was probably due to the accelerated blood circulation caused by my overly beating heart. After all, I loved the male god so deeply.

"Ce, Cecilia!" The male god looked at me with wide eyes, terrified.

Could it be that my true thoughts of wanting him to do this and that were received by his special alien sensor?I'm so shy, what if he receives content that is not suitable for children, will he think that I am an intermittent snake spirit who is extremely hungry, thirsty and cruel, and is always ready to be a beast?

Maybe because I ignored it for a long time, the male god went berserk, and he frantically pulled out a lot of tissues and directly smeared it on my face——At this moment, I realized that even a pie maker can burst into such a terrible explosion. hand speed!If he uses this hand speed on his special function, then the whole world will be crazy about it...

Cough cough, I seem to know too much.

So let’s get down to business, in fact, the reason why the male god put a tissue on my face is that the blood boils deep in my heart and I can’t control it, which causes jet arteriole bleeding in the bleeding-prone area of ​​the anterior and lower part of the nasal septum, which is also called epistaxis in clinical medicine. .

It may not be possible to understand it in such a profound and unpredictable way, so to put it simply, I lost control all of a sudden in front of the male god, and my nose bleeds.

Should I be glad that it's not bleeding from the chrysanthemum ♂ part?

As a beautiful girl with a dreamy painting style, a sweet image, and a pure bone, I said that I have already fainted from crying in the toilet of the male god's house.

【Manual goodbye】【Manual goodbye】【Manual goodbye】

When I stopped the nosebleed that made me lose my image, and came out of the toilet, the male god had already entered the kitchen to prepare lunch—maybe there were some reasons why he couldn't bear to look at me?

I sucked my nose and didn't dare to knead any more.

Although my current situation is almost the same as that of the heroine in Push Chrysanthemum except for the first kiss of my childhood sweetheart, it seems that the most important aura of Mary Sue has not enveloped me because of this.

I clasped my hands, closed my eyes, and prayed sincerely.

The omnipotent black hole is huge!I begged you.

I beseech you, saying:

My persona is elegant and beautiful,

Why do you want me to ooc?

How does the male god prostitute?

Use my personality charm in the legend?

The omnipotent black hole is huge!Please tell me and have mercy on me.

The almighty black hole is big, please help me.

In a daze, I seemed to hear the black hole snorting loudly, telling me domineeringly: "Don't be cowardly, just do it."

You tell me what to do with the setting of death at one touch! ! !