[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Theme: The beautiful and talented couple on the farm next door to August [-]th, but they love farming and don't do their jobs.

Anti-pumping on the first floor.

№0☆☆☆上辈子拯救了全宇宙于2015-05-2218:27:02留言☆☆☆

sofa

№1☆☆☆夜_仁于2015-05-2218:27:05留言☆☆☆

Sit tight in the front row!

№2☆☆☆沉徵于2015-05-2218:27:07留言☆☆☆

The thing is, my little sister Harley [she has always believed that she is the reincarnation of Harley Quinn] told me that the son next door who lives in New York recently brought his girlfriend back, and she is very beautiful and fairy and my goddess s Incomparable.At that time, I didn't believe it. I just thought that Harley's eyesight was bad at a young age and she needed to see a doctor as soon as possible, but——

Before I go on, I must say something about the proud son of the lady next door, let's call him Joe.

Joe is in his thirties and nearly two meters tall. Although this size is not too amazing in the local area, he is still a bit burly compared with the average level of other states.As for his occupation, he is probably selling computers at the moment. He has a cheerful personality and a bright smile. He looks like a good guy who doesn't match his tall appearance.

The last sentence was forced by Harley, I don't think he's a good guy at all, well, I insist.

№3☆☆☆上辈子拯救了全宇宙于2015-05-2218:34:43留言☆☆☆

qwq crazy f5 finally brushed the poster out! !

№4☆☆☆沉徵于2015-05-2218:38:27留言☆☆☆

lz continue, Joe’s character design is surprisingly familiar, I hope it’s not green

№5☆☆☆于2015-05-2218:39:02留言☆☆☆

Bench

№6☆☆☆凤栖于2015-05-2218:41:15留言☆☆☆

The landlord is so proud~

№7☆☆☆raindrops于2015-05-2218:42:21留言☆☆☆

As a fanboy, I also hope that all of this..._(:3ゝ∠)_

but! !! !!

That day, I accompanied my mother to fsc,

That day, the sun was shining and the sky was blue,

That day, a woman who haunted my soul,

Against the backdrop of a pile of fruits and vegetables, I raised the face that made me think about it day and night,

She spoke with a simple and natural breath,

I can even smell the faint fragrance of flowers on her body that comes with the breeze,

She asked: Would you like some fresh potatoes?Homegrown, no pollution!

At this moment, my heart almost collapsed.

I never expected that Joe's girlfriend is my goddess herself! ! ! ! ! !

№8☆☆☆上辈子拯救了全宇宙于2015-05-2218:51:05留言☆☆☆

2333333333~(≧▽≦)シ┳━┳

№9☆☆☆卖小笼的小笼包于2015-05-2218:51:13留言☆☆☆

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I can't take care of myself laughing! !

№10☆☆☆沉徵于2015-05-2218:51:25留言☆☆☆

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, your heart is almost broken! ! !

My mother broke down! ! !Running and collapsing! ! !

№11☆☆☆阿晨于2015-05-2218:51:37留言☆☆☆

Hhhhhhhhh happy to hear and happy to see happy to love to the depths of nature black brother

№12☆☆☆qyx于2015-05-2218:52:03留言☆☆☆

233 This kind of thing happened to other fans, it's really hahahahahahahaha

№13☆☆☆gd于2015-05-2218:52:57留言☆☆☆

I felt relieved when I saw a large piece of inhumane hhhhh upstairs.

(*ˉ︶ˉ*)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

№14☆☆☆凤栖于2015-05-2218:53:25留言☆☆☆

you……………………………………

№15☆☆☆上辈子拯救了全宇宙于2015-05-2218:54:17留言☆☆☆

Continue to eight, brother, hold back!

№16☆☆☆qyx于2015-05-2218:56:25留言☆☆☆

The host seems to have disappeared Σ(°△°|||)︴

№17☆☆☆阿晨于2015-05-2218:57:13留言☆☆☆

Come back soon~ I can't bear a pit~

№18☆☆☆gd本命于2015-05-2218:58:02留言☆☆☆

What is fsc?The other brother's poems are well written

№19☆☆☆yadequse于2015-05-2218:59:05留言☆☆☆

If I'm not mistaken, fsc should be our farmer's fair in big texas

№20☆☆☆阿晨于2015-05-2218:59:45留言☆☆☆

My brother said he wanted to be quiet - but his girlfriend's name is actually Rosa(*w)╰ひ╯

Cough cough, this is Harley, I will continue 818

My brother was stunned when he saw S, and my mother was surprised when she looked up at the familiar face of the girl who set up the stall, and she suddenly came to her senses, saying: This is not the one on your computer desktop, that who coming?But my elder brother looks hopeless and doesn’t want to say anything. You must know that a sophomore boy like my elder brother likes the kind of fairy, her temperament is as elegant as a lily, her whole body is holy and elegant, and the expression on her face is always A faint smile must be very healing - this healing smile is now being used to fool people into buying vegetables, and as a result, there are potatoes on our table for a week!Potato! !Potato! ! !

Although I also quite like s - but!I hate potatoes! !

As for S, she seems to be a quiet little fairy who really wants to be cared for. I won't talk about her occupation here, so be careful not to fall off the horse.

She had a sweet smile, but it wasn't the silly smile of the big blonde girl, but shy and beautiful like a small animal.

But this kind of smile plus the words of Joe from the next door!The whole style of painting is different!The face is still pretty good!Why is it so magical!Although I am a passerby fan of Joe!Although Joe's face is really good and pretty!But how could he bring a little fairy like S into that!It's almost impossible to look directly at it, did you make it!The two people who should take the noble, cold, evil, charming and crazy route!I actually like the rustic rural style!When I saw the pair of handsome men and beautiful women in the house next door driving a tractor that was so cool for some reason, waving at me and saying hi! !My heart is almost broken! ! !

However, the person who was more broken was my best friend Lily.

Lily is a crush, but unlike my brother, she has a crush on Joe.

№21☆☆☆哈莉于2015-05-2219:00:08留言☆☆☆

F5 is going to be broken!Stuck here is really worrying!

№22☆☆☆沉徵于2015-05-2219:00:47留言☆☆☆

Joe is also a star? ?

№23☆☆☆yadequse于2015-05-2219:01:03留言☆☆☆

At first, I thought it was the Texas boy who finally embraced the goddess on the road to counterattack, but it was quite inspirational when I thought about it.

It turns out that this guy is a god himself!The face is so swollen!

№24☆☆☆墨染素锦于2015-05-2219:01:45留言☆☆☆

I don't even know who to light the wax for (._.)

№25☆☆☆raindrops于2015-05-2219:02:07留言☆☆☆

Faster and faster! ! !

Speaking of which, at first I thought my sister was very calm, but later hahahahaha

№26☆☆☆qyx于2015-05-2219:04:05留言☆☆☆

Harley! ! !

I have notified Lily to come.

№27☆☆☆上辈子拯救了全宇宙于2015-05-2219:06:05留言☆☆☆

correct!It's the farmers market!Big Texas v5!

Yes!This is actually a dungeon where the gods and goddesses team up alone without single dogs to play dog ​​abuse!It's not the way of the Texas guy's inspirational counterattack!

carry on

Yesterday, when Lily came to play at my house, I was hesitant.I was hesitant because I didn't know whether I should tell her that her male god had left the single or my brother's goddess.Here I have to explain [Even if Lily appears, I will say it!Lili is the kind of [ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, my god, I want to give you a monkey -raising zoo to have the underwater world. Knowing this news will definitely grab me and shake me a hundred times, so I haven't decided whether to tell her or not.

However, before I made up my mind, my mother told us to go to the neighbor's house for dinner at night and bring Lily with me.

Have a meal--

meal--

In the end, Lily shook me violently a hundred times: ah ah ah, you didn't tell me that your neighbor is Joe! ! ! ! !Friends must be exhausted, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! ! ! ! !

Of course, she must be reluctant to make friends, after all, I am so cute, and I am also the neighbor of her male god - after I explained that I just found out this amazing news these days, Lily decisively gave me a love , and by the way, imagined whether Daihui could pounce on the male god.

But I cruelly broke her fantasy: Your male god has a girlfriend and is my brother's goddess If nothing else, there is a young man in the next room who is sobbing silently, but even so, if you dare to speak ill of his goddess, he will still tearing up with you

Lily: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas !The model circle is so chaotic!How can my male god like her!

I asked her back: Didn't you say a few days ago that she looks quite in line with your taste?

Hey, it seems like too much to say, will my brother and my best friend fight?

№1☆☆☆哈莉于2015-05-2219:04:35留言☆☆☆

Me and your brother settled out of court, but I think we two should have a talk about life

№28☆☆☆夜魔女于2015-05-2219:05:01留言☆☆☆

Onlookers upstairs!

№29☆☆☆gd本命于2015-05-2219:06:10留言☆☆☆

Brother don't cry, stand up and fuck! ~(≧▽≦)シ┳━┳

№30☆☆☆司空影舞于2015-05-2219:06:26留言☆☆☆

Selling computers, Joe, and two meters, isn't this the character design of hcf?this……

№31☆☆☆曦太后于2015-05-2219:06:34留言☆☆☆

Σ(°△°|||)︴Too bad!I also think this setting is very similar to my male god!Sister Halle, please tell me that Joe's last name doesn't start with p!

№1☆☆☆qyx于2015-05-2219:07:05留言☆☆☆

I just want to watch the follow-up, and I haven't reached the point after brushing for a long time. What about the silly white sweet that was agreed?

№32☆☆☆夜_仁于2015-05-2219:08:01留言☆☆☆

silently

What about farming?

№33☆☆☆acedia于2015-05-2219:08:35留言☆☆☆

Texas farm tractor two meters male god

The answer is simple and crude, please associate yourself.Stop talking, I'll go to the toilet and cry first.

(tot)/~~~

№34☆☆☆mao~于2015-05-2219:09:03留言☆☆☆

Hahahahaha Lily, if you want to talk to me about your life, you can hold back and step into my door in the future hahahahahaha

Don't think about it, everyone, read it as a joke, otherwise I dare not continue

Then we went to the house next door, of course my brother was unhappy and Lily came to fight with a scumbag

At this time, the gods and goddesses are not here, if you think they go to the small room to make love, then you are very wrong

Joe's mom told us: They go!receive!vegetable!up!

Of course, this is not a farm game played on the computer to collect vegetables when the time comes, but actually went to the field, drove a tractor, brought tools, and was fully equipped. It is said that Joe planted it himself. I think Lily will die without regret after eating this meal.

After a while, they came back, and this was the first time I saw this pair so closely, and I had only seen them from a distance a few times before.

Joe, tall and handsome, very charming, he just stood there like he could shine - even though he was holding a big bag of corn and potatoes and veggies, even my most hated potato was cute when he held it Wake up, foul!

s, she was born as a model, and her height is considered tall among ordinary people, but she is really petite next to Joe.Like Jo, her face is narrow and deep and very photogenic, so small that a fleshy and round person like me feels inferior. The temperament of s is really really good, it makes me look sullen!

I swear I was stuffed for dinner that night because it was in their faces

But this is not the end

№35☆☆☆哈莉于2015-05-2219:10:05留言☆☆☆

f5 is rotten, why do I feel like my girlish heart is about to move?

№36☆☆☆gd于2015-05-2219:10:45留言☆☆☆

Upstairs you are not alone (*)

№37☆☆☆四十夜行鹤于2015-05-2219:11:15留言☆☆☆

More more more!I just can't hold it!

№38☆☆☆墨染素锦于2015-05-2219:11:19留言☆☆☆

Am I the only one who is still paying attention to the little brother hiding in the corner and weeping silently?Distressed~

№39☆☆☆曦太后于2015-05-2219:11:59留言☆☆☆

Hahahahaha love the little brother for 30 seconds hahahahaha

№40☆☆☆21娘于2015-05-2219:12:07留言☆☆☆

let me talk next

I'm Lily, a veteran fangirl

That night, I chose to sit next to my rival because I wanted to watch her up close and beat her

I heard her suddenly let out a chuckle, and quickly nodded to the phone screen, and I thought: Okay, you little bitch, how dare you flirt with other people in front of my god and me !So I took a peek at her phone screen——

Hey, she looks like pushing chrysanthemums.gif

Hey, why is the group name so familiar?

Hey, I think so too

So I turned on my phone and looked:

Caring for Kouzhou Koukou Growth Association

[Talking] Lick again: Ni Meng has played Master Pai badly again 233 Laughing so much that I almost dropped my dinner!

[In order to prevent the horse from falling off, the code has been manually coded]

It turned out that I unknowingly had a face-to-face with my gay friend, and she also messed with our male god. At that time, I thought, should I break up with her and hang her up by the way to show my grief? 【Manual goodbye】【Manual goodbye】【Manual goodbye】

№41☆☆☆夜魔女于2015-05-2219:13:05留言☆☆☆

some wax for you

№42☆☆☆spirytus于2015-05-2219:13:09留言☆☆☆

I understand it ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !But I feel so inspired that I want to run laps! ! ! ! ! ! !

№43☆☆☆四十夜行鹤于2015-05-2219:13:25留言☆☆☆

In fact, this is indeed an inspirational story, really.

№44☆☆☆raindrops于2015-05-2219:13:47留言☆☆☆

Although the crooked building is serious, the host also ran away, but I really want to know the gossip about Qiao and S

№45☆☆☆曦太后于2015-05-2219:14:07留言☆☆☆

【Waxing】Brother 【Waxing】

Plus you've lost your horse hhhhh

№46☆☆☆21娘于2015-05-2219:14:35留言☆☆☆

Don't give me wax, I want to be quiet, I want to tear

№47☆☆☆夜魔女于2015-05-2219:15:04留言☆☆☆

However, did you hang up in the end? (*/w╲*)

№48☆☆☆mao~于2015-05-2219:15:56留言☆☆☆

Hahahahaha no, Lily also fell in love with s later hahahahahahaha

№49☆☆☆哈莉于2015-05-2219:16:27留言☆☆☆

Never imagined, this is really an inspirational story.

№50☆☆☆四叶草于2015-05-2219:17:07留言☆☆☆