[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Headache, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and tinnitus from time to time, I think I may have one of Smecta's specialties: a *type terminal illness that can still have a pretty face and talk about dozens of episodes of romance with the leading actor even though time is running out .

After all, I am so naturally beautiful that it is hard to give up, and it is normal for God to be jealous of women.

I slowly opened my eyes from the darkness, and there was a flat voice with no emotion and no ups and downs beside my ears, and the male and female were so familiar.

The black hole is big: "Do you know how difficult it is to repair the genes and body of an adult Kerry woman, not to mention that Princess Sissi is a rare evolution of the Kree royal family, and you actually resisted the frontal attack of that crazy fanatic? More What's more, in the situation at that time, the Kerry man who was attacked couldn't even break the basic defense, should I praise you for being brave and fearless for male sex, or for having zero IQ?"

I let out a sob, and it sounded like it was coming from all directions, which made me wonder which direction to play pity for a moment.

The black hole hummed loudly: "I am everywhere."

Oh, by the way, I forgot that the black hole has the same telepathic superpower as Professor X who devoted his whole life to find Mr. Wang at the entrance of the village to perm his head and finally became completely bald.The black hole is so big and awesome, I have a hole in my chest and I haven't hung it yet!Big please hug your thigh please take me to pretend and take me to fly!Of course, it would be even better if you can help me repair the hole in my chest that is still bleeding out in the ghost state!

The black hole ruthlessly rejected my ardent prayer: "The blood you are bleeding now is the water that got into your brain when your sperm upper brain actively acted as a meat shield."

Tears welled up in my eyes: "But it's been bubbling and bleeding all the time, it looks so scary, is there any reason, although it doesn't hurt anymore..."

The black hole sneered greatly: "If you want to feel pain, I can help you adjust it."

"No, no, no, no, sir, you are so busy, don't worry about my little things." I said quickly, although my body rushed up involuntarily at that time, the picture should be very beautiful and romantic, but That short moment was so painful that I screamed, if it wasn't for my glorious image of dedicating myself to death for love, I would have been rolling on the floor moaning/groaning for a long time.

The black hole saw through everything decisively: "I will give you a good news and a bad news for free. The good news is that the Kree people seem to really think that Princess Sissi, who is possessed by you, has fallen in love with him wholeheartedly. He has never expressed his character correctly, how do you say that word, tsundere, right? So he thought it would be okay to give this pretty-looking little princess a chance to pursue him."

Sure enough, most of the male gods are born brain tonic emperors, but the Kree people don't seem to be taking the route of love as deep as the sea.

"And the bad news?" I asked quickly.

The black hole didn't whet my appetite, and continued directly: "The bad news is that Princess Sissi hated his type from the beginning to the end, and now she is trying her best to escape with the serious consequences of being buried in the vast interstellar space. It was within the grasp of the insiders, and it did not succeed."

I fantasized about it: Ronan was probably having a lot of fun in his heart, but on the surface he watched Princess Sissy's non-stop jumping around and trying to run away from home, and he was probably still imagining that she was angry because of love and hate. It's a bit of fun to travel when it's boring and empty and there are no battles and no one to kill.

It's that simple. When I think about it, I feel like my whole body is shaking three times, and goosebumps are all over the floor. The more I think about it, the more I feel like the alien version of "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "The Hot Wife Runs with the Ball", " In a bloody plot like the cold-hearted prince and pretty princess, the princess still couldn't explain the kind of shame and anger in her heart.

I'm sorry, I'm guilty, allow me to repent piously in my heart for 30 seconds_(:3ゝ∠)_

The black hole interface calmly said: "Repentance is useless. This time, your major mistake has caused immeasurable losses. The next time you travel, it will be more difficult."

"Wait! What does it mean to increase the difficulty? The difficulty is already very high now, please let me go!" I wailed, if it had thighs, I think I would hug it without hesitation, even if it was big It may have thick black leg hair - that's okay!You can hug it like a new black silk!

Just imagine that I have to face all kinds of rivals in love, and I am ready to fight at any time. Not only have I traveled out of the United States, I have rushed out of the mother planet of the earth, and I have even broken the barriers of the world. Not a problem in my eyes.

Speaking of the problem, I think the most important thing at present is to get back the original skin of my male ticket. What a *experience it would be for a husband and wife to attack a male god. Just imagining that scene is already so beautiful that I am so sweet and unimaginable Run laps ^_^

The black hole paused strangely, even in the darkness where I couldn't see anything, I keenly felt its sudden weirdness.

"What's the matter?" the warm-hearted little angel, I, professionally hugged my thigh, and immediately asked with concern.

Black Hole gave a rare sigh: "I really feel sad for the male god in your heart and your current boyfriend, in no particular order."

"Huh?" They should feel very honored to have such an enthusiastic fan girl and tender girlfriend like me. It seems that the black hole is not human after all, and it is far from being able to appreciate the beauty and beauty in it. emotion.

Then I heard a mechanical voice saying word by word: "I, heard, arrived, got it."

So I was caught off guard for a while, and I thought I wouldn't dress as a Smurf again this time, right?

Even if I wanted to wear it, the male god didn’t make a sequel to wear it for me =v=

I relax my body and let the front-loading washing machine thump and thump. Fortunately, I have been focusing on the roller coaster for countless years, and this level is not enough to vomit.

Smiling, eyes lightly closed, hands peacefully folded on belly.

Although there is still a piece of empty chest that is still pouring out endless blood tirelessly, I think what is waiting for me must be a perfect and wonderful tomorrow.

I really want to see Hayes in the round o(≧v≦)o

I silently pray...

Opening his eyes again, what he saw was row upon row of skyscrapers and a steady flow of people in a hurry.

There are no weird color palettes, and there are no architectural or technological products that cannot be explained by science. Looking at the popular styles of clothes, it is probably at the end of the last century.

It's just, why the hell do I see everyone looking up?Has the male god made any films like "Attack on Titan"?

This spontaneous premonition was confirmed after I looked for a glass window of a street shop to shine through.

I, a woman with a height of [-] or [-] who can walk on the catwalk and can compare with a cane, stands out from the crowd and looks down on the world, was made a joke by the fate of the fool, and suddenly shrank into a little one over one meter old!bean!Man!

Looking at myself reflected in the glass in disbelief - black hair with long bangs, a pair of wet and round eyes, and a pink princess dress that doesn't fit my aesthetics at all - I just feel depressed and sad. I really want to find two strong and straight chest muscles as soon as possible to bury them and cry at the right time.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl with a little literature and art, fresh watercress taste, why do you want me to dress up as a miniature loli who can't do anything but hug her thighs?How should I find my "giant" who is nearly two meters in the vast crowd?While singing Little Star, ask Dad where are you going?

But I don't even know where I'm wearing it now. It's a sad story.

Calm down, be calm, your fighting power is endless.

I took a few deep breaths and comforted myself.

In the last century, in modern society, people on the street are normal, and there is no end of the world—hey, could it be that the black hole really heard my prayer and sent me a day trip to the CIA to get in touch with Hayes, the bureau flower?

But my fantasy full of pink bubbles was immediately shattered in the next second——

"Hey! Lost with the family, little sister?"

A simple white T-shirt and army green overalls are casual and chic, tall and slender.With a rebellious short white blonde hair, I tried to pretend to be casual but couldn't hide my worried eyes. I almost recognized the male lead from hcf at the first time, not actually the female lead, it seems to be Kamei Lun's appearance.

I pursed my mouth, reached out and grabbed the corner of Cameron's overalls, blinked my big wet eyes and prepared to cry, and buried her flat chest that was similar to mine.

"Wait, wait! You, don't cry!!" Seeing that my shining eyes were quickly stained with mist, Cameron obviously couldn't continue to pretend to be calm, and immediately became at a loss.

She squatted down and took out a handkerchief from nowhere, but my tears were controlled very well, and she couldn't help but keep on falling.

"Hey... Big sister, I want to find Joe... Big long legs... Big pectoral muscles... Two thick and dense eyebrows... Joe..." I howled dryly, tears hanging firmly in my eyes, I thought In the future, if I make a crying scene, it will definitely be beautiful.

"Okay, okay, I'll help you find Joe." Cameron quickly agreed, grabbed her very messy short hair, and asked, "Little sister, what's your name? What's Joe's last name? It's your father." ?"

That's right, what's Mr. Qiao's last name?God, as a good fan of the male god, I actually forgot what Joe's last name is?It's a shame I didn't finish my homework. I love the male god so much. Even though he made so many bad movies, I watched them carefully. I actually forgot what Joe's last name is?

#Sorry, I forgot Mr. Qiao’s surname, can any rival in love tell me?Wait online, hurry up! #

"Joe...that's Qiao Yingying...long legs...big chest muscles...two thick and dense eyebrows..."

This time I really shed tears, let me stop, I will cry seriously and guiltily for a while, to be continued.