[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

There is a saying -

The happy time is always short, and you will always be kicked by a horse if you disturb others' love.

Well, so it's normal for me to draw circles silently in my heart and curse Matt's cp object--his girlfriend Kim who is far away in Hampton.

But even if I talk about her, the black history of that Miss Jin is unique and outrageous. In the movie alone, les and 3P are described. The taste is so strong, does your boyfriend Matt know?Although Matt is also messing around with other women behind your back—ahem, it’s not me—but he not only has big chest muscles but also raises them high. Do you really have the heart to treat him so coldly and unreasonably?

I can't bear it anyway.

It's a pity that having said so much, I still can't change the fact that she is the real girlfriend of the male god in this world. It's really an extremely sad fact.

Although you are all scumbags, and you are quite compatible with each other, but since Matt has been transmigrated today, it is necessary for me, a rare white lotus, to sacrifice myself to save all mankind——I really don’t know What will happen to me if this tantrum sees my boyfriend kissing me with other women, but it is definitely Hulk level, believe me.

A strong bitch surged out from my dantian again, and I thought it must be green tea.

When Kim called back, my boyfriend was hugging me from behind and walking slowly around the house, while I was looking for a spot for a candlelit dinner that night with my iPad in hand.

Kim: "Matt, what's the matter, you called me a dozen times yesterday?"

Answer: "Ah..."

He looked at me begging for help. Without synchronous memory, he didn't know whether to call it happiness or tragedy, but when he thought that I would occasionally have the illusion that I was about to split, imagination is still ignorance is bliss.

Whispering in his ear, I explained, "Matt went to look for her yesterday, but it looked like he missed it."

He nodded, cleared his throat and replied, "I went to find you yesterday."

God damn it, I almost kneel, my boyfriend really has the pragmatic demeanor that I never changed my homework when I was studying.

Kim: "Huh? And then?"

Answer: "Well, I couldn't reach you, so I'm back."

Kim: "Oh, I went out with my friends."

Answer: "Ah, that's it."

After dryly saying this, he immediately began to ask me for help outside the field with pitiful eyes, but every time he saw this nearly two-meter-tall Texas guy with this abandoned dog-like look on his face, Look, I can't help but laugh.

Of course, this time too.I covered my mouth with one hand and my stomach with the other, laughing until tears welled out of the corners of my eyes.

Sure enough, Jin asked a little suspiciously: "Why, you didn't ask who I went out with this time?" Her voice was chuckling, obviously she didn't really care about this question.

At this time, I suddenly remembered that although Matt himself had an affair with another woman, he seemed to be a very jealous boyfriend, so I withdrew from his embrace, turned around and mouthed: jealousbf.

His originally tangled eyebrows stretched out instantly, and he improvised: "That's because I was reflecting, didn't you think I couldn't give you enough personal space sometimes?"

Jin didn't doubt it, but said calmly: "It's very rare, I hope your reflection will be effective. Don't talk anymore, my friends are still waiting for me to go out together, bye."

Then the call was cut off with a snap, and only my male ticket was left staring at the phone that no one answered: "...bye."

He looked stunned, as if he had suffered some terrible blow, Mr. Meimei showed a standard [-]:[-] arc, his mouth was slightly opened, and his eyes were round.

A little cute but also a little stupid, this subtle cuteness always makes me feel like the golden retriever I once raised at home, how can I break it?Hey, sometimes online dating is not very good, and it is always easy to make up inexplicable things.God damn it, I just remembered when I talked about online dating. Now I don’t know what my boyfriend does, where he lives, whether he has any savings, whether he usually goes to nightclubs, whether he will love me and love me as always after the meeting I love me, and most importantly, are you married or divorced?Or is it an adult?

I think the biggest age difference I can accept is that the upper limit is ten years older than me, and the lower limit is five years younger than me, any more is really only Plato.

Thinking of this, my face became extremely serious for a moment, and I said tremblingly, "Which star are you from—cough cough cough, wrong, which country are you from?"

"America, what's the matter?" He subconsciously replied, the expression on his face was still stunned.

Me: "This is very serious question time, be serious!"

"No problem, honey." There was a weird smile on his lips that I couldn't figure out, and he came over and put his hands around my waist.

Although, although his appearance seems to be very cooperative, why is he so indebted?

I blushed slightly, lowered my eyelashes, blocked my gaze, took a deep breath and asked, "Which US state do you live in? Do you have a regular job? How much savings? What are your hobbies? Do you usually like to go to nightclubs? Smoking and drinking No medicine? And how old is this year? Do you have any marriage history? Of course, if you are not going to date me on the premise of getting married, then you can assume that I have not asked the above questions. "

After talking non-stop, I took a few deep breaths before suppressing the pink heat on my cheeks that I didn't know whether it was blushing or suffocating. Then I buried my head in his arms, holding my breath and waiting for his answer.

First there was a moment of silence that made me a little uneasy, and then I heard the vibration from his chest and the deep laughter from above his head, and it took a long time before I heard him speak in a slightly panting voice: "This, this Is that what you call a serious question that needs a serious answer?"

It sounds like my own tone of voice every time I laugh out loud, and it's absolutely true.

I originally wanted to shyly punch his chest, which is close at hand, but when I think about my terrifying strength, I'd better forget it. I'm afraid that my fist will go away. I think we can go through again directly...

Probably sensed that I was about to burst into seed, he quickly replied: "First question: New York state. I have a farm there, and I have the best barbecue pit and back porch. You must come to my family Party, that would be great!"

After a pause, he said again in a distressed voice: "As for the second question, I regret that I don't have a regular job by definition. If I have a deposit—"

Before he finished speaking, I blocked what he was about to say with my hand, raised my eyes and said firmly: "It's okay, I can still support you! You just need to be in charge of your farm!" When I think of barbecue, I My saliva is about to flow down, God knows how long I haven't tasted the intoxicating taste of that smoke.

"Actually, I..." He opened his mouth dryly, but he didn't seem to know how to speak.

"It's okay, it's really okay!" I interrupted him again.

"...Okay." It seems that he finally stopped his fearless struggle, and he continued: "My hobbies are relatively simple. Apart from food, I only read books and watch movies, and occasionally drive a tractor to plow the land. I don't like going to nightclubs. Occasionally smokes and drinks but does not take drugs, has no marriage history, and the date of birth is March 1979, 3."

"It's good to drive a tractor. My male god Da Da also likes to drive a tractor." I highly praised this. Anyone who likes to drive a tractor must be a good man.At that time, I will be on this side of the field, and he will be on the other side of the field. The bgm will be the tractor's chug, and the distance will be the smoke from my own barbecue. It seems to be a good idea to think about it this way.

"Wait! March 1979, 3?"

Is this my hallucination?Isn't this the birthday of my male god Da Da?As a fan girl, how could I forget it!

Could it be—

I raised my head and met his gratified and satisfied looking eyes, coupled with those beautiful eyes full of affection, deep and charming, the lethality can no longer be described as one plus one equals two.

I am acutely aware of how much what I will say means to him.

So after thinking about it, I finally held back the thoughts in my heart, and sincerely comforted me: "Although I admire your actions and understand your love for Lee Pace, sometimes you should not go off the rails when playing cosplay It's better to be too enchanted, really."

He froze all of a sudden, as if he was petrified by all the wizards written by JK Rowling chanting slogans together.

Sorry, life is already so hard, I shouldn't have let him down.

In the mood of remediation, I tiptoed and kissed his slightly parted lips guiltily, and asked cautiously: "Barbecue, shouldn't it be cosplay?"

"Cecilia..." He focused his absent-minded eyes on my face stiffly.

"Yes?" I must have smiled sweetly and cutely.

"Oh, hell! You really..." He pressed his forehead in pain, and smiled wryly while shaking his head, "I've convinced you, really convinced, I was so naive when I thought for a moment that I could return to reality Now, it seems that our terminal is still far away.”

"Huh?" I was a little confused. Although I understood the words separately, how could I not understand them together?

"You make me so sad, sweetheart, I think I'll have to give you something special..."

As he said that, his powerful big hands pressed on my waistline, and he lifted my whole body up with one force.And I just let out a low cry unexpectedly at the beginning, and after I realized it, my legs were wrapped around his waist very enthusiastically——

This is not a punishment at all!This is my dream lift ♂ high ♀ high!