[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

#babygo#

#This feels like the fragrance along the way and the whirling light waves#

#Turn to think about those non-cause and effect#

Well, not only is there a faint fragrance, but I can also feel the two balls of elastic soft flesh on my back. In this special way, I know why men like to drive their girlfriends for a ride. As a beautiful girl, I Also slightly drunk.

Mr. Garbled Code put his hands on my waist, and asked weakly behind me amidst the howling wind: "Why...you are in front..."

The sound was intermittent, just like a temptation who was about to cry.

"What?" While enjoying the pleasure of flying in the wind, I pretended that the wind was too loud and I couldn't hear it, but neither the raised lips nor the curved eyes could conceal my happy mood.

As long as I see others unhappy, I always feel that I will be much happier.

He pushed his chin against my shoulder unwillingly, and the hot breath he exhaled reached my ear before being blown away by the wind: "Isn't it good for you to drive so fast like a girl?"

The implication is that for the sake of safety, I, a mighty, strong and powerful girl, should hurry down and replace you, a delicate, beautiful, pitiful and cute boy?you sure?

"Do you have a driver's license?" I asked back, and sure enough, he froze all of a sudden, and his pointed chin rested on my shoulder in frustration.

"Kapanil didn't..." He replied dryly, his tone was so lost that people wanted to cherish it, but how could he shake me who is so cruel, cruel and indifferent.

"Then you'd better hold me tight." I raised the corners of my mouth, without looking back, my eyes were fixed on the front, and I speeded up.

The sound of the wind whistling in my ears, intertwined with the roaring tail of the exhaust pipe, is like a sonorous and passionate heavy metal rock music. I think we must be like ghost phantoms passing by on the road or black lightning, which is really cool I got blood all over my face.

Of course, I'm the one who is cool, and the one who subconsciously hugs my waist behind me probably belongs to the latter among the beauties in Xiangche.

No way, who made him sit in the back in a close-fitting posture that he felt ashamed at first, but then the speed was too fast, and he clung tightly behind me. The small waist in Ying Yi's grip is even more impossible to ignore.

Of course, the warm body temperature that is passed to me is also easy to make people imagine. There are only a few layers of thin fabrics, but there is a subtle feeling of friction.

Oh, Carrie, you torturous little goblin!

Hmm, I seem to be completely broken?Well, yes, feeling the oncoming fierce cold wind, I feel like a boy in the wind racing against time, and the woman behind me who has entrusted her whole body to me is my Tragic lovers who are teased by fate, we fell in love at first sight, and then we wandered the world regardless of the opposition of our family and the prejudice of the world, and finally embarked on an unknown journey in the name of love.

"She" put her tearful face on my generous back, and I don't know whether she is happy for the days when she will be full of love and drinking water in the future, or mourning her youthful days that will never come back.And I felt "her"'s slightly cold tears, and I couldn't help but feel a heroic spirit and love and cherish her endlessly...

Cough cough, I still don't want to think too much, otherwise it will really bend.

Although as long as the gender is swapped, it still sounds like a beautiful and touching love story.

As dusk approached, I took my beautiful girlfriend Kapanier—ah no, it’s my time-traveling buddy Garbled Code Jun—to a private farm on the outskirts of the city, which is said to have the best bbq in the city .

I parked the motorcycle aside, combed my hair with my fingers, and asked with my helmet in my arms, "When it comes to barbecue, do you have any taboos?"

He took off his helmet, revealing a hairy head with messy hair that looked a little funny, and smiled habitually: "No, I like barbecue very much."

I smiled and nodded, I couldn't help reaching out and rubbing his head, the fluffy and soft feel is really great.

"Your hair is messed up."

Under his surprised gaze, I turned my face away from him, and only pretended to answer calmly, but the curvature of the corners of my mouth couldn't be hidden.

This Weiba Ranch covering an area of ​​four square kilometers has a variety of wild game that cannot be found in the urban area, as well as a variety of classic and delicious western barbecues.Owned by the Texan relatives of the big-buck boss, the ranch has long been a favorite spot for these no-nonsense plumbers to relax and dine.

Following the route I remembered, I led him through the thick lawn and patches of green shade, and came to a bungalow that looked like a small villa. There were three tall men chatting, all handsome and burly. muscular.

"Oh, bad luck!" It turned out to be those gay plumbers, and one of them was the boss like a *oss.With a low curse, I took the hand of the person beside me and asked, "How about we go back to the city for dinner now, anyway, the drive is over already?"

"What?" He didn't react a little, after all, not everyone can keep up with my non-stop jumping thinking.

Hey, sometimes too high an IQ and too fast a reaction is also a kind of lonely sadness.

I couldn't bear to look straight at him and raised my forehead. Although sometimes the slow reaction is really cute, but in this case, I'd better grab him and run away, otherwise I will be surrounded by these hunks.

But the sharp-eyed man over there had already seen me, and he waved and shouted, "Hi! Sally! Welcome home!"

After speaking, the two burst out into a good-natured laugh, and beckoned us to pass.

"Cecilia?" He looked at me sideways, with a subtle tenderness of "I'll listen to you in everything" in his eyes.

"Let's go."

I sighed helplessly, hoping that as a straight man, the garbled gentleman would not feel particularly uncomfortable after facing this particularly mighty gay style of painting-but since he has gradually gotten used to my contrasting cuteness The painting style is good, there should be no big problem...

At this time, the two enthusiastic and hearty men also greeted me, patted their chests and smiled, and introduced myself:

"I'm Tom."

"I'm Jerry."

"We are - a combination of cat and mouse! Ahahahaha!"

Ignoring the slightly cold jokes of the two almost tall and strong men who couldn't tell the difference between attacking and receiving, and a few steps behind them, another man who looked a bit stern but only smiled so that it was easy to feel kindness took a step forward : "Get to know me, I'm the boss of this group of guys, Stuart."

That's right, this guy who looks like a human being, and who looks like a black-bellied president when he puts on his clothes, takes off his clothes and turns into a beast, is actually the leader of this cult organization composed of macho men.

Don't ask me how I knew that he would turn into a beast when he took off his clothes. It was really painful to look back at the GV or something on the spot. I felt sorry for the heart of a girl who was crushed into scum for 30 seconds.

And the real person looks even more dressed and beastly than the one in the memory bank, I seem to feel a cold and fierce light flashing through his long and narrow eyes.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that the painting style is a bit magical again.

I couldn't help shivering, I tiptoed close to Mr. Garbled Code's ear, and reminded me friendly: "You have to be careful, they are all gay."

Feeling his tense body for a moment, I maliciously didn't tell him that the cat and mouse combination has become a fixed CP, and there are all kinds of small things in the boss's backyard.

Well, it's kind of funny and kind of cute to see him occasionally at a loss.

Sure enough, he stared nervously, sweating from the palm of his hand holding me back, but he still pretended to be calm and replied: "Hi, I'm Kapanier."

Then suddenly he gave me a sideways glance with tenderness, the tenderness and affection contained in those eyes almost melted my heart.

Hey, is he discharging electricity on me?In this case, shouldn't you worry about your chastity first?After all, Kapanier's body is so charming and glamorous as a beautiful woman.

I didn't understand, I tilted my head and looked at the expression on his beautiful face, but I didn't see why.

Tom and Jerry pulled me away from him, turned around and put one of my shoulders on each other, and asked mysteriously, "Sally, is your girlfriend?"

This is Tom who can't hide his words for more than three seconds.

And Jerry, who likes to make up his mind, said tacitly: "Beauty, you hide it so deeply." His brain hole is always elusive.

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, and broke free from the shackles of this pair of thick and powerful arms. From a certain angle, I am also quite strong and strong-just thinking about this, I feel a little sad and sad for no reason.

I glanced at the tall but slender figure of "Capanil" - he and Stuart were communicating in a friendly manner - and said angrily: "Speak well, don't touch your feet, and There is no longer the distance that should exist between men and women."

Tom and Jerry looked at each other and grinned at the same time: "What is that thing?" The subtext is: We gays are not afraid, dear~

But they still kept a proper distance from me, and Jerry then asked, "When did it happen?"

Unwilling to be lonely, Tom followed up and asked: "Are you not chasing our boss?"

"What do you mean by sex? We are just a very pure relationship between men and women!" It seemed that something terrible had been revealed unintentionally... I pursed my lips and lowered my voice: "When did I chase after the boss, don't nonsense."

Jerry raised his eyebrows, and together with Tom, he gave me an ambiguous look of "Of course we all understand", and then imitated me and said in a low voice: "But the boss seems to like this one, you and yours" Girlfriend' beware."

Tom put his arms around Jerry's broad shoulders, and smiled: "Although he is very kind to us, but that guy is not a kind person, little Sally."

Hearing this, I was already in a bad mood, so I quickly looked in the direction of Stuart: I saw a wonderful curve on his lips, and a just right smile on his face, neither flattering nor kind, Coupled with his chiseled and handsome face, it presents a kind of ascetic charm that is completely different from ordinary muscular men-hardcover power-enhanced version of macho gay 2.0.

I can only say that he is the man that "my" body likes. Although Stuart, who is about six feet tall, stands a little shorter beside "Capanir", he is wrapped in a black shirt. The inverted triangle figure at the bottom makes up for the lack of height, and his extraordinary demeanor makes his unique charm stand out.

Comparing the slightly subtle contrast between Moe and Stuart's outstanding demeanor, I sadly found that he seems to be more suitable for "Capannil".

I'm sorry, Mr. Garbled Code, I probably can't continue to guard your chastity.

I covered my chest with one hand, and looked at him sadly, my eyes were crying.

As if he sensed my resentful eyes, he turned his face and showed me a sweet smile like a delicate flower, like the most beautiful flower quietly blooming among the pink stamens in early spring, so dreamy that it is almost self-contained. Soft light filter.

I clutched my chest muscles and took a step back, a blushing involuntarily appeared on my face, I was immersed in his beautiful smile and couldn't extricate myself.

Tom on the side shook his head loudly: "Oh, little Sally who fell in love, you look like a big fool."

Jerry sang with him very exaggeratedly: "Little Saili, who is empathetic, do you still remember the boss who is about to move around your 'girlfriend'?"

I blushed: "All, all said that we are just a pure relationship between a man and a woman! We are just friends!"

At the same time, the two flew a pair of tacit eye knives at me, expressing their disdain and contempt for me.

Jerry: "Little Sally, it's not good to say what you mean, you have to be honest."

Tom: "Little Sally, it's no fun to quibble any more, you have to be upright."

I flattened my mouth, thinking that it would be better for me to keep my mouth shut, so as not to draw more and more black.

However, is it possible for me to fall in love with a man whose name I don't even know?