[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Hello everyone, my name is Cecilia, as a prostitute Mary Sue heroine who was selected by a black hole with boundless magic power, this time my identity is lurking on an earth-like planet named "Gaia" that is about to complete the crossover. An alien on a grand and mysterious mission across galaxies.

The whole universe will eventually be astonished by my greatness.

What, you ask me from which star?

Hehe, the cat star of one of the cat alliances in the 2bb Akaka galaxy numbered [-]bb Akaka galaxy hundreds of millions of light years away.

Human with fish lips, hold back your smile and watch out for my claws to scratch you to death!

I licked my black and gray paws, jumped lightly onto the big soft bed in the master bedroom, and lay lazily on the side of the male god's pillow.

Although this time I can really lick and lick the male god without reservation and hindrance, but I can't be happy at all.

I looked at the blond little whore lying on the other side of the male god, and my heart stopped.

At this moment, there must be a faint green light in my blue-gray jewel-like eyes, and there is infinite murderous intent hidden in them.

No, I'm a cat with a noble and upright outlook. My journey is the sea of ​​stars—no, it's an invasion of the earth. How can I claw at an unarmed female human because of my personal feelings?

That's not right, meow!

My former name was Cecilia Mendes, my current name is Carlos, and I am currently one of the pets of the Winslow family.

In fact, I am a high-level purebred alien from a highly evolved planet called Meow in the distant outer space. My goal is to use the talent of my kin and alliance planet - Wang Xing in a calm and unobtrusive way Skills, without bloodshed, control this blue planet rich in materials and products in our hands through subtle means.

My partner is a dog named Mamadu, who looks like an ordinary Great Dane. In fact, his real identity is His Royal Highness, the little prince who is the most troublesome dog. Because of a prank, he shaved all the hair on the whole body of His Majesty, so Now dispatched here to perform tasks.

"Hey bro, have fun, today we have meatballs made by Debbie."

Mamadu looked longingly, his dark eyes were extremely bright, and there was a trace of suspicious liquid at the corner of his mouth.

I forgot to mention that Mamadu accidentally smashed his not-so-intelligent head in the process of landing on the earth. Not only did he lose his memory, but he also refreshed the lower limit of his IQ, so now he is completely shaking his head with ordinary people. Domestic dogs with tails are no different.

Sure enough, the important task of invading the earth is still entrusted to me. Even if I am as good as I am, I still shoulder the mission related to the destiny of mankind.

I gave him a cold look: "Don't call me brother, or I will scratch you to death."

Mamadou grinned: "Don't be like this, Carlos, Debbie is also for your own good, although after cutting your dick you sound like a real little girl hahahaha——"

I jumped up in the air, and scratched at Mamadu's face with one paw. The gleaming claws are the most invincible weapon of cats.

Mamadu, who inevitably received my claw, bared his teeth: "Stop the war! Stop the war! It's okay if I'm wrong! I'll give you half of my meatballs!"

I pawed up again, and Mamadu finally hung his head honestly and went to the yard to spy on the daily information of the Blue Stars.

Cats are born powerful fighters, they are agile and powerful, flexible and flexible, they are not comparable to cats who can only be responsible for showing off, hum.

I raised my head high, disdainful: "I don't care for meatballs!"

Debbie Winslow, the blond little whore, not only slept next to my male god last night, but also prepared to eat meatballs for a young, beautiful and beautiful girl like me. This kind of high-calorie, high-protein, high-fat is terrible Food, she is going to destroy my graceful and graceful figure behind the male god's back and use dirty tricks!Negative score bad review!But how can I, who has seen so many palace and house fights, let you succeed? As a descendant of the Winter Soldier, I have already seen through everything!

Yes, I, Cecilia, the heroine Marysu of the whore story hand-picked by the author of this article, died suddenly because of the sudden death in the last time travel, and this time I turned into a displeased meow-ah-bah-siam Luo cat.

And it's still a male cat, a male Siamese cat who has just had his penis cut off and lost the most important dignity and can't fight.

Knowing the truth, I burst into tears. At this moment, I felt the great and deep malice of the black hole and the ensuing triple attack of "not human", "female to male", and "mudingding".

My heart was almost broken, but fortunately, the male god was next to my mouth at that time. I carefully washed the still handsome and charming face of the sleeping male god with saliva, and finally I was able to sleep well. .

but--

The black hole opens the door to receive the express delivery, and by the way, check the water meter to collect the property fee. It is best that we can have a good talk about life!Damn what a chicken, I only know Meowsheng now!My heart is so stuffed, so irritable, I really want to destroy the world and blow up the earth, so I really want to start my journey from the Golden Gate Bridge!

Mamadu: "Wow, woof!"

I heard Mamadou howling excitedly outside, so I think it must be my male god Phil who came home from work, and I don’t know where Mamadou made a mistake, and he always regarded Phil as his favorite The object of the prank, then as a fan of the male god, I must stop his next series of behaviors that are not royal.

I lean out gracefully and deliberately through the pet door that Mamadou installed when he was six months old.

A snorting, tongue-outing Great Dane slammed into my face, not only jamming its already useless head in the pet door, but also slamming me back into the house.

Me: "Mamadou!"

Staring at the stars, I climbed crookedly from the corner of the wall, and my cat hair stood upright because of the huge anger, and I started to swipe at Mamadu's innocent face that was still blinking, It's almost the unrivaled skill of snatching food from the tiger's mouth in the hot pot at a dinner party.

But the joy turned into sorrow, the door was suddenly opened, and my frail body flew to the corner again...

God!You are my life!Do you have the heart to treat me so cruelly and unreasonably heartbroken!

Fortunately, even though Phil looks like the burly man of nearly two meters, he is still a huge lollipop with sufficient sugar and sweetness. He first yelled "Mamadou" helplessly. , and then found me pitifully curled up in a corner, and immediately felt distressed.

"Oh, my God, Carlos, are you okay?" He smoothed my fur and put one hand in his arms, but the rough palm was so warm that my whole cat would melt away , I couldn't help rubbing against it.

"Mamadu, it's all because of your good deeds. Look at this mess, let me help you take a bath first, poor boy."

God god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god horse?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no auditory hallucinations, right?

Male god you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you want to help me take a bath?

! ! ! !

Although I have always coveted you—oh no, I admire you, but suddenly you offered to help me take a bath or something, will our development be too fast?

I looked at the male god affectionately, feeling ashamed, couldn't help but stretch out my lilac tongue and licked his palm.

There was a low, sexy laugh overhead, and Phil put me in the tub, running the water and asking, "Which smell do you like, Carlos?"

I, I like your taste the most!God, God!

Although my heart was roaring violently, what came out of my mouth was only a weak "meow meow meow". How can I fall in love if I don't understand the language!

Seeing that I didn't answer, Phil took a bottle of milk-flavored shampoo. He smiled and squeezed out some thick milky white liquid, and then smeared it on my naked body, followed by a burst of unscrupulous shame. rub it.

Hey, hey, although it’s true that I really want to be your woman, but it’s too evil and promiscuous for you to do something to me like this!

I, I, I am a reserved cat, I have a bottom line, I really want to resist!I will call someone!

You, you, don't come here!Let go of that shower, and you can still be good friends!

Don't, don't, don't do this!I'm afraid of water, meow, meow, ah, bastard, I don't love you, if it wasn't for your face, I'll scratch you to death, bastard!

There were tears of humiliation and grief in my blue-gray eyes, and my head was soaked by his water without any resistance.

The black or white hair was tightly attached to my body due to the effect of the water flow, which made my curves fully presented in front of his eyes without covering them.

The rushing water took away the white foam on my body and the tear stains on my face.

This man, I kissed, and even now, even though he did this and that shameful thing to me, I still can't stop myself from being infatuated with him and loving him.

I opened my sore eyes sobbing, and what I saw was his unreservedly bright smile like warm sunshine.

Looking at his smile like this, almost no matter what he did could be forgiven.

I thought silently.

"Okay, baby Carlos, the rest is much easier."

He smiled and took a dry towel from the shelf beside him, and said that he was about to cover me.

I smiled slightly, and taking advantage of the opportunity when he was leaning over to approach, I shook my hair in a noble and glamorous but powerful 360-[-]-degree without dead angle, and threw my beloved male god all over his body.

Oh yeah.