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In order to maintain the quality of the cattle in the pasture and the efficient milk production of the cows, the cattle are usually not allowed to mate freely in the pasture, so the bulls who have the right to love freely are usually collected with rice green liquid The method is to use fake methods.

The fake animal is a machine made to imitate the body shape of a cow. It is equipped with a fake vagina and connected to a device for collecting rice green fluid. [For details, refer to the high school biology book =V=]. The bulls were transferred~ After teaching well, you can use fake Taiwan animals to collect rice green liquid for breeding.

Qi Xiao is a researcher at the Ranch Research Institute. The past few days have been the days when the pastures used rice green liquid from high-quality breeding cattle.In order to obtain the semen of high-quality breeding cattle, several fake livestock were put on the bulls in the ranch.The other cows are okay, easy to tune~teach, and they will go when they are ready.However, he found that there was a bull that was very independent, and he would never touch those fake animals, and he couldn't catch up with them, let alone train them.

"Boss, boss, why don't you go play with those beautiful chicks? It's so cool~"

"Hmph, you idiots, are you still having fun with those fake cows?"

"Fake?!!" All the cows were shocked.

The human beings working in the distance did not understand why these bulls barked inexplicably.

The Beast Emperor cast a slanted glance at the humans who were watching him not far away, and said with contempt, "Hmph, these stupid humans, do you think that with a few fake cows, I can give you my children and grandchildren? This seat is not like those stupid cows!!"

All stupid cows: =-=

Qi Xiao has been observing this maverick cow. Looking at the tags on its ears, it shows that it is a cow that has just grown up and reached the standard of breeding cattle. Facing the smell of the cow in estrus and not being moved, you have to suspect that there is something wrong with this bull.However, the data of the last month shows that this bull is the best breed among this batch of bulls, and the many bulls around are also faintly convinced of it. ... Impotence, right?At this time, when he saw the bull's eyes, there seemed to be a light of contempt for himself?You read it wrong, how can a cow have the emotion of despising people.

Qi Xiao couldn't give up the task of breeding this cow, after all, this cow was in good health and couldn't be wasted.So he reported to his superiors and decided to anesthetize the cow and use the hand-holding method to induce it to shoot rice green.

Qi Xiao and his colleague He Yewen worked together in a division of labor.Qi Xiao attracted the cow's attention not far away, while He Yewen took aim at the cow with an anesthesia gun from a distance. "puff……"

"Moo!" [Ouch!Stupid human beings actually shoot things at this seat? ! 】However, even though the Beast Emperor was extremely angry and wanted to knock these humans down, under the effect of the anesthesia gun, the poor Beast Emperor jumped a few steps and fell down.Qi Xiao saw the cow's whole body lying on the ground, so he and his colleagues approached slowly.After confirming that the cow has been anesthetized, he and his colleagues put the cow in a good position and put on gloves to start the operation.Poor that old man who has been around for thousands of years~ The male Beast King looked at this human being who was compliant with his eyes and held his shyness with gloves on. His brain short-circuited suddenly, and he felt that his brother was Gradually stood up under the influence of external force, wanting to indulge in this strange and warm experience, but suddenly thought of something and was startled [Aw! !You stupid human beings, you dare to blaspheme my brothers! !But... this human looks pretty good, um... Is it okay to give him offspring?wrong!no!Ow! ], he struggled to stand up, and fled like crazy.

Qi Xiao was not prepared to be knocked down by the force of the bull jumping up, and sat on the ground blankly watching the cow gradually run away, really unable to hold back.

"Old He, have you had enough anesthetics?"

He Yewen was also puzzled, and said: "Enough, why not enough, the new anesthetic, I was thinking about this, it is a little more than the normal amount."

"That's strange, how did you recover so quickly? Could it be that you've become a spirit again?" The little researcher really hit the nail on the head.

"I really don't know how to enjoy myself. It's a pity that we don't want to masturbate with the help of our handsome guy Xiaoxiao." He Yewen~ shook his head regretfully and laughed.

Qi Xiaobai glanced at the colleague who didn't know the door, and said without answering, "It's probably a problem with the anesthetic, let's increase the dose next time."

"Succeed, this cow is too big, and if you don't handle it well, it will easily hurt people. Let's use electrical stimulation, which is faster and safer."

"Okay, I'm going to prepare the equipment."

Poor Lord Beast Emperor, he was secretly solving his physical problems on the ranch, and he didn't know what kind of painful and happy fate he would face in the future.