Hit the demon

Qu Luo naturally didn't think that it was his parents who wanted to give money to Yan Fei.

Qu Luo said, "You get up first."

This should not work.

Yan Fei has become more sensitive to the seven emotions of the world since he got over his past. Looking back on his demon father's shameless style in the past, he feels that he has learned a lot.

So Yan Fei became more determined, and lay still: "The teacher will accept the card first. The money will be credited to the account on a regular basis every month."

Qu Luo was speechless, stepped forward and grabbed Yan Fei's armpit, and picked him up.

Yan Fei: ...Why do you still have this operation?

Qu Luo held the child and asked, "Where did the money come from?"

Yan Fei nestled his head between his shoulders: "He's from Yingzhuang."

"What's going on here?" Qu Luo frowned, "Be clear."

Naturally, Yan Fei couldn't say that it was Yuan Xing's handwriting, but he had thought up his words in the past few days, and said sincerely: "I don't want you to quit your job. I can understand what you said, but what the teacher said I really don’t understand. I’ve been called a young master by so many monsters in Yingzhuang, but this young master failed the elementary school math exam as a person, and it’s really embarrassing for all my face for 1000 years..."

Qu Luo didn't know that Yan Fei still had this trouble, so he put down the child and sighed: "Then I'll teach you."

Yan Fei hurriedly stuffed the card into Qu Luo's hand.

Qu Luo waved his hand: "No extra money."

"How can this be done?" Yan Fei was so anxious that his eyes were red, if the money couldn't be given out, it would be no joke for his demon father.

Yan Fei suddenly remembered the words of the distant stars in the past, and he was blessed to the heart: "Teacher, you have to see who is teaching. Before my parents invited you, then you taught Wang Ya. Now I invite you, and you will teach me in the future." It's the geese flying."

"My identity is doomed to a high salary. This is not your problem, but the identity and face of Mr. Yan Fei."

After Yan Fei finished speaking, he felt that he was really shameless.

Qu Luo frowned: "Why do I feel that what you said... is a bit like a distant star? This can't be the card he asked you to give me, right?"

Yan Fei thought to himself, look, everyone can hear it, the one who is so shameless can only be his master.

Yan Fei lowered his head: "He didn't give the card. This is imitating him. He used to be so foolish."

As Yan Fei spoke, his little hand was turning white while holding the card.

Qu Luo sighed: "Understood. Give me the card."

At worst, I will give this child a full range of make-up lessons in the future, and teach him a few sets of boxing techniques for self-defense.

Qu Luo took the card, and was curious again: "You imitated Tian Xing's speech, what did he say in the past?"

Yan Fei sent the card out, and when he was happy, he sold Tiao Xing: "The original words are basically that he has status, and he can't accept that his teacher's salary is the same as that of others', it must be a hundred and eighty times higher. "

Qu Luo was surprised: "One hundred and eighty times?"

"But I didn't see it with my own eyes." Yan Fei said, "It's not necessarily what he showed off to me."

Qu Luo thought of the way Tiao Xing showed off "touching his face" in the lake area during the Dragon Boat Festival...

Qu Luo: I want to kiss you.

It can't be better.

Qu Luo asked again: "How did you meet him?"

Qu Luo was never curious about these things before, Yan Fei was a little surprised when he heard his question now.But thinking of what happened to Tian Xing before, he knew that they should have made some progress.

Yan Fei said truthfully: "I used to be a shadow apprentice, and a shadow apprentice is an anthropomorphic practice. Every time I go down the mountain, I transform myself into a newborn baby. It was the first time I went down the mountain. The world is a bit far..."

Yan Fei was ashamed.

Qu Luo: "Can't change back to a bigger one?"

Yan Fei shook his head with a sad face: "When you become a baby, it is already the beginning of the imitation of life. All the magic methods will be invalid, and it will almost disappear."

"Then it's a good thing that Tiao Xing took you back." Qu Luo heaved a sigh of relief.

Yan Fei shook his head: "It's not that he hugged me, someone else carried me back from the mountains and entrusted him to raise me..."

Yan Fei hesitated.

Qu Luo didn't ask any more questions, just took the test paper, and said, "Since you are a young master, your goal should be set high, and you will be the first in the class at the end of next semester."

Yan Fei:? ? ?

Qu Luo is very serious: "This is more worthy of ten times the hourly salary."

Yan Fei wanted to lie on the ground and cry for a while, and roll a few more times, but since Qu Luo could pick him up, he decided not to.

After making up the lessons, Yanfei sent Qu Luo downstairs in a listless manner.

Qu Luo hesitated and asked, "What topics do your parents usually talk about?"

Yan Fei:? ? ?

Quluo's recent project progress is stuck on "telling jokes", and the progress is difficult.He has been quiet and cold for many years, and he recites the jokes he has collected, and the jokes he tells seem to be very good.

Qu Luo took a step back: "It's the kind that can speak naturally, and it's also easy and pleasant to chat with."

Yan Fei thought for a while: "Sometimes it's the people around me, sometimes it's the news."

"For example?" Qu Luo needed practical examples to understand.

"For example, my mother came home yesterday and said that she saw the news that the lost dog would eat up the police station. My father was very happy, saying that dogs and sons are all stupid. Then they looked at me together and laughed happily... ..."

Yan Fei choked up, feeling that it would damage his reputation as a "son" if he continued talking.

So he looked up at the sky and pretended to be dead.The moon is round and round in the sky.

Yan Fei slapped his head and asked: "Teacher, are you going to find Xing Xing tonight?"

"Yes." Qu Luo nodded, "Do you have something to bring to him?"

Yan Fei wanted to speak but stopped shaking his head.

When Qu Luo left, Yan Fei immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Tian Xing: Don't forget to go to the ghost market.

Yuan Xing replied in seconds: I didn't forget.When my family Qingqing goes back, it won't be too late for me to go to the ghost market.Did Qingqing leave your place?

just left.

After Yan Fei finished this sentence, he looked up into the distance, and suddenly wanted to bark twice: Qu Luo's back disappeared in a cake shop at the intersection.

Qu Luo went into the store and bought two boxes of coconut milk recipes and two cupcakes, thinking about what Yan Fei said just now.The resulting implementation plan: watch the news.

Qu Luo took out his phone and checked Weibo.Cute pets are interesting to look at, Qu Luo looks like a star when he looks at a cat, looks like a star when he looks at a dog, and looks like a star when he looks at a fox.But I can't tell Tian Xing that any animal I see now looks like you.

What about cursing?Still want to sleep!

And the circle of friends is full of mourning for the exam week, and colleagues from one or two martial arts gyms are showing off their muscles.

Qu Luo got off the subway and walked to the red light, but didn't see any news suitable for chatting.

At this time, a message popped up in the dormitory group.

Deng Zhijun: [Weibo client sharing] Strange news!After the burning, the green hills remain the same. Is it fake news or a spectacle?

Deng Zhijun: There are monsters in the western suburbs, brothers, run away!

Qu Luoxin said, isn't there a monster? You still call him sister-in-law, and you don't eat people and run away.

By coincidence, Qu Luo clicked on this notification.

A self-media on Weibo: Recently, it was revealed that the Tiaoshan Mountain that was destroyed by fire a month ago has been restored to its original state.

Qu Luo:? ? ?

The green light jumped out, but Qu Luo didn't notice it.

He stood at the intersection and finished reading the news, word by word, but he didn't seem to understand a single word.

Weibo said that there was a fire in the western suburbs of the mountains at the end of April. At that time, many tourists saw it, and a video news was released.The mountain has been burned into a piece.

Then during the Dragon Boat Festival, the forest guards remembered this mountain again for some reason, and when they climbed up to see it, they were completely dazed, and found that this place was full of green water and green mountains again.The grass and trees are as before.

This is so scary, it is simply supernatural.In the comments, it is either a conspiracy theory or a request to refute rumors.

Meng Xiangrong is an upright and rigorous young man who has the same doubts. He commented in the WeChat group: It’s fake, now Weibo is going to become a rumor concentration camp.

Deng Zhijun: At first I also thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be a hot search.A buddy from the student union went there yesterday and gave me a video.

Deng Zhijun: [Video]

The video camera shakes, but Qu Luo still sees the bluestone road up the mountain a month ago, the stones around the top of the mountain are also clear, and the vegetation is green all around.

Could it be that the fire at the top of the Bazike mountain was not so powerful?The vegetation has recovered, so don't dig the cave.It's all a lie to say that there is no place to live.

But why do you rely on me?

As Qu Luo thought about it, his mind suddenly went blank.The previously listed one, two, three, four, five items disappeared.

The red light in front turns green again, and after crossing the intersection is the guest house, turn right and go back to the dormitory.

Qu Luo didn't know where to go.

He raised his head subconsciously, and saw the moon and stars were scarce, and he was at a loss what to do.

The phone made a "ding" sound, and it was news from Tian Xing.

Yao asked: Qingqing brought me something delicious today＞▽＜

Quluo was a little embarrassed because he was still carrying coconut milk squares and cupcakes.The weather is hot, these should be thrown away overnight, and he doesn't like sweets and even hates cupcakes, he only bought them because the monster likes them.

Coconut milk cube + cupcake ≈ feeding

The overall process is: hug ← feeding + other task bar ← something that happened ← get to know each other.

But if you are deceived from the moment you get acquainted, it is like calculating a problem, the data in the question stem is wrong, and the entire answering process is false.

So everything now, such as "holding hands" and "hugging" has become fake.

Qu Luo regained some logic, but he needed more time to think, so he replied: I'm not going.

The news from Yuan Xing hesitated for a few seconds: Then Qingqing go to bed early and have breakfast together tomorrow morning [Poor]

Qu Luo put away the phone, he thought, he urgently needs reason and logic.

So this person stood at the intersection and started his own reasoning and conversion.No matter how many times I reasoned, the conclusion was that going to bed was not valid.

But there can be several solutions to a question, so Qu Luo decided to test it in a different way, starting with the matter of "being cheated".

The mountain of Tian Xing was not burned → Tian Xing lied to himself from the beginning

A new entry point: why did he lie to himself?

Universal view: don't get up early if you don't benefit

Conclusion: I am useful to him

Hypothesis 1: Starting with feelings, the evildoer woke up and wanted to find someone to play with.

Analysis: I am not fun.After living for 20 years, no one thought he was funny in the first ten years, and no one dared to think he was funny in the next ten years.

Conclusion: Hypothesis 1×

The author has something to say: Is Brother Luo really not going to see Pippi Xing?

of course not.

Our Luoge brain circuit is so strange that Pippi Xing is afraid╭(╯^╰)╮

Plus, Friday and Saturday are busy, but it's not a day off.It's just that typos and wrong sentences will be corrected on Sunday or Monday.If you read any weird typos, please just smile casually (づ￣3￣)づ