Interstellar writer is a meow

Xiao Yue originally planned to write official novels, but after thinking about it, he realized that that period of history was too dark, the ending would be bad and his mood would be bad, so he decided to write martial arts novels.

Popularity is a circle, and now martial arts novels are becoming popular again, so he just took advantage of the popularity.

Yes, he is that tacky.

Once the theme is set, the topic is also set.Xiao Yue thought that the next thing to open must be the "qin", so let's take the guqin as a symbol in the novel by the way.The title of the novel is "Qin · Painting · Sword".

Xiao Yue: "It's such a happy decision."

Le Zhengyuan looked at the dart board at the door silently. Xiao Yue threw darts three times and hit three words. It was so happy... Happy decision?

"Don't look down on my naming method, that's how the martial arts masters of our era were named." Xiao Yue said nonsense seriously, "Have you heard of "Meteor·Butterfly·Sword", "End of the World·Mingyue· Sword", "Sword·Flower·Misty Rain Jiangnan"?"

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Xiao Yue said: "So it's such a happy decision."

Le Zhengyuan sighed: "Anyway, it's your own novel, you just decide."

Xiao Yue raised her right hand and made a lucky cat gesture: "Meow!"

Le Zhengyuan held back his laughter, and changed the subject: "The painting is "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains". What is a piano? What is a sword?"

Xiao Yue said: "The setting of the sword is the unnamed iron sword that the protagonist casually made from the blacksmith's shop at that time, the painting is "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains", and the piano is the ancient hall."

"Fufu Palace?" Le Zhengyuan felt a little familiar.

Xiao Yue said: "Some time ago, the Fufu Hall was performing on tour. Does the owner only have nine seconds of memory?"

Le Zhengyuan: "..." He didn't pay attention to these things, so he had a good impression.

Xiao Yue explained to Le Zhengyuan: "The Fufu Hall is Zhao Kuangyin's favorite object, and the body is engraved with the words 'The Treasure of the Royal Book'. According to legend, it was considered by Zhao Song Dynasty to symbolize the prosperity of the country and the prosperity of rituals and music. After the Northern Song Dynasty perished, The Southern Song Dynasty was established and its capital was Lin'an. The descendants of Zhao and Song built the "Fufu Hall" in Lin'an, and used this piano to play the yearning for their homeland. The name of the Temple of Antiquity."

The cultural relic of guqin is different from ordinary cultural relics, it also has the function of a musical instrument.Therefore, many guqins are collected by private individuals and used as performances.

The same goes for the Retro Palace.

After the Fu Fu Temple was bought by an entrepreneur surnamed Zhao who was said to be a descendant of Zhao Song at the auction at the highest price of the year, the entrepreneur surnamed Zhao generously lent his relatives to Chen Lei, a famous guqin player, to perform on tour.

Mr. Chen Leiji once played the guqin sound on the world stage at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games.Today, the original soundtrack of his performance is also a valuable ancient cultural relic.

Afterwards, although the family of entrepreneurs surnamed Zhao had ups and downs, the descendants of later generations never had the idea of ​​selling Fufu Temple for money.Now Fu Fu Temple is still in the hands of the Zhao family, and the Zhao family is also thriving.

Not long ago, they lent Guqin again, and with the support of the Chinese Alliance countries, together with some folk ancient instruments and musicians, they toured the world to spread the traditional Chinese folk music culture.

Xiao Yue recalled that the entrepreneur surnamed Zhao held a five-year tour to promote Guqin culture after he acquired the Guqin.Now in the interstellar era, his descendants have done the same thing.

The family inheritance or something is really amazing.

"Fufu Palace witnessed the Song Dynasty from prosperity to decline. "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains" carries Zhao Ji's unrealistic fantasy of his own rule, and the sword represents the real suffering of that era." Xiao Yue said, "I want to use A folk chivalrous man was involved in the struggle of Song Huizong's court as the starting point to write this story. The male number two is Wang Ximeng, the painter of "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains". people."

Le Zhengyuan said: "You still have a plan, it seems that this topic is not taken randomly."

Xiao Yue glanced at the dart board behind the door, and said, "Well, I threw the dart very hard, it's God's will."

Le Zhengyuan helped his forehead.So you hit the dart, and after picking the topic, you go to make up a suitable meaning for the topic?

Or are you just kidding me?

Looking at Xiao Yue's pretendingly stupid expression, Le Zhengyuan felt that he should stop asking, the answer he asked might not be true.

The randomness of Xiao Yue's topic made Ming Mo startled.

However, after listening to Xiao Yue's explanation, he felt that although Xiao Yue's name was not a gimmick, it was very vivid, so he agreed.

Anyway, with Xiao Yue's reputation, if he chooses "Untitled", it is estimated that a lot of people will come to see it.

Although Xiao Yue writes a half-fiction martial arts novel, it is a martial arts novel that is rigorously researched on certain historical details. Basically, historical figures and events follow the truth, only a group of knights are added.So he had to do a lot of pre-preparation.

With the system in place, collecting information is just a matter of whim, but Xiao Yue also needs to sort it out by himself.

Xiao Yue's heroine novel has been completed, and during the preparation period, there is a gap in his novel.However, he can still add extra extras, and the filming of film and television dramas is also in full swing, the loss of popularity is not great, Ming Mo is also very relieved.

"I'll give you the best recommendation after you post the article." Ming Mo can still guarantee this.

He knew that Xiao Yue was busy with a lot of things, such as novels, it was already good to be able to continue writing.

Moreover, Xiao Yue is much more diligent than most of his writers.Even professional authors may not be able to seamlessly open pits, and never keep updating.

Xiao Yue said: "Then it's settled, I've already taken a screenshot, if you don't give it to me, I'll sue you in court."

Ming Mo: "..."

This cat is still as skinny as ever.

Is Pi happy now?

Xiao Yue: Happy, happy, tax evasion·jpg.

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Although Xiao Yue didn't open the hole right away, she revealed what she wanted to write first.

The type of novel written by Xiao Yue has changed again, and the readers are very calm.

Anyway, I don't think this cat will write honestly according to a type.He is a male author, and when he writes a visual novel with a female protagonist, even the female readers will shout "Goddess, I will marry you" after reading it, not to mention that men are disgusted with "I don't want to read female protagonist novels" every day while giving money to their "wife". .Now he's writing male visual novels again, at least better than female visual novels, right?

Xiao Yue felt that what the readers said made sense, so he changed the male number three who held the Fufu Palace into a heroine, a certain princess surnamed Zhao, and finally married Mongolia with his relatives after a mournful song in the Fufu Palace, and united Mongolia She avenged the country by destroying the Kingdom of Jin, and then when Mongolia raised troops to destroy the Song Dynasty, she killed herself with the sword left to her by the hero.

With such an idea, Xiao Yue finally figured out the ending and was happy.

The male number two Wang Ximeng faked his death, and finally died on the way to cover Yue Fei, but Yue Fei was still killed;

The heroine, the little princess, was a little loli during the main plot, but she was still a half-grown loli at the end of the plot. At the end, she was pro-Mongol and killed herself when Mongolia and the Southern Song Dynasty were torn apart;

After Yue Fei's death, the male protagonist was disheartened and retired to the mountains and forests, and his fate was unknown.

Ah, the ending is such a happy decision.It's just perfect.

After reading Xiao Yue's outline, Le Zhengyuan felt that the readers would send Xiao Yue the blade.

Xiao Yue said solemnly: "In that kind of social environment, it's strange to have a happy ending, isn't it? The country is destroyed, the family is destroyed, the mountains and rivers are destroyed, how can individuals be happy?"

Le Zhengyuan sighed; "Okay."

Xiao Yue said again: "Actually, I quite like the Yuan Dynasty. Although many people died in the dynasty, and there are ethnic conflicts. But from my own point of view, every dynasty is a part of Chinese history, and there are blood and tears. , There is also a proud side. The army of the Yuan Dynasty was strong, and it still gave us Huaxia a lot of face. I like the Mongolian buddies very much. They all speak nicely, drink happily, can sing, dance and wrestle, go to their house to play and have tall horses ride."

Le Zhengyuan said: "In your time, Mongolia was full of cities, right?"

Xiao Yue laughed loudly: "There are also herdsmen, and they all live in the city. And can't ride horses in the city?"

Le Zhengyuan was helpless: "Riding a horse in the city? Then in which era did Sichuan people ride pandas when they went to school and work?"

Xiao Yue nodded seriously: "That's right."

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

I believe in your evil.

Xiao Yue asked the system to call up a picture of riding a panda for Le Zhengyuan to see.

Le Zhengyuan was shocked... so shocked.

"Isn't this a breeder?" Le Zhengyuan scorned his face, "And this is just a juvenile panda, right?"

Xiao Yue turned her face away: "It's really boring."

Le Zhengyuan was laughed out of anger.You didn't fool me, so you feel boring?

Xiao Yue said: "Can't you just pretend?"

Le Zhengyuan sneered: "Pretending to be retarded?"

Xiao Yue turned her face away again.

The owner is really boring.

Le Zhengyuan turned Xiao Yue's face away, and said, "Don't change the subject. You really decided to write a tragedy?"

Xiao Yue said confidently: "Have I ever written a comedy?"

Le Zhengyuan was silent.

"National Treasure Migration Record" although the national treasure returned, but because of the defeat of the Guo party, many people in the Forbidden City were separated from their families. It was said that it was complete, but in fact they left regrets; "Mrs. , but both her husband and son died young, leaving her to walk alone. Even if she enjoys all the wealth and honor in the world, it is impossible for her to be without pain in her heart.

But overall, these two novels are quite satisfactory.

"If you say so, this novel of mine has a perfect ending." Xiao Yue said, "The hero escaped from the conspiracy and retreated into the mountains and forests, so what's not perfect?"

Le Zhengyuan: "What about the murdered supporting actor and the so-called heroine who committed suicide?"

Xiao Yue said confidently: "That's a supporting role. Can the misery of a supporting role be called tragic?"

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Xiao Yue said confidently: "Supporting roles have no human rights, no."

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

He didn't want to talk, so he gave Xiao Yue a chestnut directly.

Xiao Yue covered her head, pretending to shout about domestic violence.

Le Zhengyuan didn't want to pay attention to him anymore, feeling tired.

Xiao Yue was angry: "If you ignore me, I will run away from home!"

Le Zhengyuan had a cold face: "Oh, have you packed your luggage? Remember to listen to the bodyguards."

Xiao Yue's bodyguard code name is Black Bear, and Xiao Yue is very happy to say to Black Bear, you are a bear and I am a cat, and I am a panda, a national treasure!

Hei Xiong felt that what Xiao Yue said was very reasonable, so he asked Guan Lei if he could change his code name to Panda, but he was very wronged when Guan Lei scolded him back.

Le Zhengyuan couldn't laugh or cry when he found out.This brother Xiong's character seems to be a good fit with Xiao Yue.

So this time Xiao Yue went to the Jinjiang Literature Club to attend the award ceremony. Although Le Zhengyuan was a little worried, but thinking that Xiao Yue was an adult, he shouldn't need to worry too much when traveling alone.

What's more, even though it's a long trip, it's in Huadu Star, so it's not too far away.

Xiao Yue said: "Understood, I'm not a child, who do I need to listen to?"

Le Zhengyuan knocked on Xiao Yue's head again: "You mean you don't want to listen anymore?"

Xiao Yue muttered: "Domestic violence, listen to this."

Seeing Xiao Yue's perfunctory attitude, Le Zhengyuan couldn't help but worry.

"You are quite famous now, don't run around and be careful of accidents." Le Zhengyuan reminded again.

Xiao Yue said: "With the system, what can happen? And am I a cat that likes to run around?"

Le Zhengyuan thought about Xiao Yue's usual appearance squatting at home, and felt a little relieved.

However, he still called the person in charge of the essay solicitation and mentioned Xiao Yue's poor health again, hoping they would take care of her.

Xiao Yue turned into a cat, barking at the side, interfering with Le Zhengyuan's phone call, and after Le Zhengyuan was so angry that he cut off contact, he ran after Xiao Yue, trying to pick up the cat and spank her ass.

While cleaning, Guan Lei watched the cats flying and jumping at home, feeling very relieved.

It's been a long time since I saw Lele messing around with the master, I really miss it.

Le Zhengyuan: ...What is worth remembering? !

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After Xiao Yue's outline was given to Ming Mo, when Xiao Yue had checked into the hotel given by the jury, Ming Mo was still persistently trying to get Xiao Yue to change his mind.

This ending is too tragic, readers will make trouble.

Xiao Yue said that the main character had a good ending, and the supporting characters have no human rights, so if they don't change it, they won't change it.

Ming Mo was very helpless: "Aren't you afraid that readers will send you blades?"

Xiao Yue proudly said, "Doesn't that mean I write well?"

Ming Mo: "... Well, you've already talked about this, so I can only support you. It's just that you don't want to spoil it when you write it."

Xiao Yue said: "That's natural, I will definitely surprise the readers."

Ming Mo said: "Go ahead and die, be careful with the quilt."

Xiao Yue was very confident: "Don't worry, I have bodyguards."

Ming Mo said in his heart, damn rich, he doesn't want to talk to him anymore.

So the outline of the novel was decided.

When Xiao Yue contacted the editor, Mizutani, the head of the judges who was in charge of receiving him, asked curiously, "Ms. Mao is going to release a new novel?"

Xiao Yue said awkwardly: "Mr. Shui, you can call me Xiao Yue, Xiao Xiao, or Kitten. Don't call me Teacher, it will shorten your life."

Shui Gu smiled and said, "Then you can also call me Sister Shui. Kitty has a new novel, is it still the heroine?"

Xiao Yue said: "This time it's a male protagonist, a martial arts novel, but there is a female protagonist... well, I'm thinking that it's better for the female protagonist to be five or six years old, or seven or eight years old."

Mizutani thought, this is probably the hero's daughter.Taking my daughter into the martial arts world is very interesting and worth looking forward to.

Shui Gu said: "In ancient times, five or six years old was enough."

Xiao Yue nodded: "Okay, let's be five or six years old."

Shui Gu said: "I like your "Mrs. Xin Zhui" very much..."

Before Mizutani finished speaking, one person interrupted: "It's just that the career is going well, but the family is not going well. You male authors are like this. A woman with a successful career must have an unfortunate family, and a woman with a happy family must have no career. This is sexism, right? ?”

There was an immediate embarrassment at the scene.

Xiao Yue looked at the beautiful woman who seemed to be very dissatisfied with him in surprise: "Huh? You don't know Mrs. Xin Zhui?"

The beauty frowned: "What do you mean? Are you questioning me talking nonsense without reading your novel?"

Xiao Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and a chubby woman next to her said, "That's not the meaning of the kitten. Mrs. Xin Zhui is a historical figure. In the novel, Mrs. Xin Zhui's life is real in history, including her career and husband. , The child died young."

"So that's the case. I blamed you." The beauty was calm, knowing that she had misunderstood, and immediately said, "To express my apology, I invite you to dinner."

Xiao Yue said: "No need, no need."

The beauty frowned: "Are you not accepting my apology?"

The people around immediately became interested in watching a good show.

Xiao Yue said: "No, because you are right. Although Mrs. Xin Zhui's life is a true story from archaeological research, I really like to write about successful men and women with regrets in their families, and men and women with successful families who have regrets in their careers. I This person, I just don’t like watching the protagonists in the book take care of everything that is good. They always have to set up some regrets for them, so that I don’t waste my hard work on typing. So I don’t need your apology, so I’m sorry Eat your meal."

Beauty:"……"

People around: "..."

"What you said makes sense." The chubby woman said, "Even if the career and family are perfect, in terms of plot setting, we must let him suffer a little bit, otherwise the audience will feel that the protagonist is going too well. Feel bad. Well, it’s not that I, the author, feel bad.”

"Yes, yes, this is the ups and downs of the plot."

"Yeah, it's interesting to have contradictions."

"Even if he's going to go on stage to accept the award, let him get too excited and fall down when he gets off the stage."

"If you are in love, you have to misunderstand, otherwise it would be boring, and I'm still single."

"Tossing about the protagonist is the author's right."

……

Xiao Yue added: "Nowadays readers like to watch the happy ending, so let's not toss about the main character. I think it's good to have a supporting role. A tragic supporting role can not only add a little more depth to the story of the happy reunion, but also make the reader's memory deep, and make the story more memorable. The author decompresses."

"good idea."

"Hahaha that's what I do."

"Yeah, the readers in the article said that my protagonist, the lonely star of the devil, has killed all the people around him."

"I'm still relatively relaxed, and I don't usually hand out boxed lunches randomly, so I'm not like you stepmothers."

"Who is the stepmother? Can the supporting role's stepmother be called stepmother? The main character is my own son and daughter."

"It makes sense and cannot be refuted."

……

So the judges, who are also authors, began to discuss with Xiao Yue the [-] ways of death of the supporting role, and the beauty was squeezed out of the crowd, with an extremely ugly face.

The head of the judges patted her on the shoulder and whispered, "You must be stupid."

The beauty said: "What?"

The head of the judges said: "Xiao Yue is not stupid and sweet. Don't use your flirtatious tricks on him. It's useless."

Beauty: "..." Actually, I didn't intend to flirt with him, but because I had a problem with Le Zhengyuan, I hated him, do you believe it?

The beauty felt that she would not be able to wash herself off by jumping into the Yellow River.

Oh, there is no Yellow River in Huadu Star, and the Yellow River is left on the mother planet Earth.