Interstellar writer is a meow

It was so easy to form a core team, which surprised the leaders of the Ministry of Culture.

After being surprised, they felt that this show must be more interesting than they imagined.

So, after discussing with each other in a meeting, the big bosses gave another instruction to increase the working expenses and ask Xiao Yue to work hard.If you do well, you can come to the second issue.

Xiao Yue: ...You mean that it is not enough to catch a cat once to become a strong man, and you want to catch a second time?no way!At that time, I will definitely find a good reason to shirk!Meow!

Xiao Yue not only thought so, but also sent a text message to the boss.The boss first replied with six points, and then replied with "Do it well".

Afterwards, the big boss complained to his big boss friends: "Such a good platform still wants to shirk, I really hate iron and steel! If I have such a junior, I will definitely spank his ass!"

His friend dismantled the situation very shamelessly: "If you have a junior like a kitten, if you don't hold it in your palm all day for fear of flying away, and hold it in your mouth for fear of melting, you can't wait to put it on the tip of your heart and it will hurt."

Boss: "..."

His friend continued: "Speaking of which, Guan Lei and I are closely related. According to the genealogy, he is his cousin, so the kitten is indeed my junior. By the way, the kitten wrote me a A picture, do you want to read it?"

Boss: "... Get out!"

His friend rolled happily.

In general, Xiao Yue's personality is very pleasing to middle-aged and elderly people (how many times have I said this sentence?).

After the core team is built, Xiao Yue has to think about the guests.

After the news of the preparation of this show came out, the brokerage companies of all kinds of traffic niches came to find connections and wanted to be in the show.

A high-quality program is still very beneficial to their image building.

However, Xiao Yue only asked people to reply to this group of people, and came to this stage to perform a drama.Do you understand what drama is?Do not know to search.Live performance skills, line skills, etc., if you can't control the scene, this is not to build an image, but to destroy the image.I don't care, anyway, this time I was only arrested as a young man, I won't continue to hang out in this circle, and I will still conduct my own live broadcast in the future, which has nothing to do with the entertainment circle.If you want to be so confident, just pull out your little star for a walk.

I happened to use this as a gimmick to promote the program, um, this program is also called "The Acting Skills of the Traffic Niche"?

Xiao Yue's ability to irritate people is really strong. If he said this, wouldn't he offend a large number of people in an instant?

The person who was in charge of contacting these star managers suppressed a smile and polished Xiao Yue's words, "Our show is going to be a drama. If you have a good script and acting skills, you can recommend it and give it a try. If the show fails, The reputation of our show is a trivial matter, after all, the main purpose of the show is to promote cultural relics and history, but your niche probably cannot get rid of the sign of poor acting skills."

The brokers of the traffic niches began to struggle.

"No later stage?"

"...Have you never paid attention to dramas?"

"..." Going to see what the hell the drama is about.

"No dubbing?"

"...Have you never paid attention to dramas?"

"..." Another agent who went to see what the hell the drama was.

"Can't be a substitute?"

"Which company do you belong to?"

"..." A manager who knew that he offended someone but didn't know why.

……

"It's really become a memory." When the staff in charge of liaison complained about it at the work meeting, Xiao Yue laughed, "It seems that from the reactions of these agents, we can know who has real skills and who People really only rely on hype to gain fame."

The staff laughed and said, "Everyone inside knows. It's not a secret."

Xiao Yue nodded: "That's right. By the way, I have an acquaintance who agreed to come to the show and reserve a spot for him...but I haven't decided on a spot for him yet. It's that Kuang Taiqing, the one I've worked with twice. It should be Is he a powerful actor?"

Xiao Yue calmly and generously said that someone walked through the back door, but when the name was revealed, the staff all laughed.

This is not going through the back door, the kitten is using his contacts to invite people again.

Kuang Taiqing's original star position has long been out of ordinary variety shows, and now because of Xiao Yue's original TV series "Qin Officials", after changing the show, it has been very successful, and now he has taken on a role that is completely different from the previous role The movie received rave reviews after its release.Now he has begun to shift the focus of his work to drama, and it seems that he is going to concentrate on winning awards in art.

Kuang Taiqing was able to appear on this program, in addition to the fact that this program is a key program created by CTS, and the intention is also very high, probably Xiao Yue's favor is also indispensable.

However, if Kuang Taiqing had a good reputation on this show, probably this favor would become Kuang Taiqing's debt to Xiao Yue again.

"Teacher Kuang should be able to control all three roles, so let Teacher Kuang choose by himself." The staff suggested.

Xiao Yue thought for a while, and said: "He is somewhat resistant to playing a serious role now, so let him chime in for Marquis Yi of Zeng. Marquis Zeng, as an orthodox descendant of the Zhou royal family, trembling beside Qiang Chu, not only can he preserve his own country, He can also be treated courteously by the king of Chu, he has never played such a tactful and somewhat aggrieved role."

Kuang Taiqing's previous roles were either in high positions or determined, and they were all "stubborn" people.

Xiao Yue thought to himself, when he watched variety shows back then, Mr. Wang Gang played very well.When the time comes, he will give Kuang Taiqing a copy of the information, and ask him to refer to it. It is not better than Mr. Wang Gang to make up his own, but at least it will not come out in a play similar to that of his brother.

"There are two remaining roles..." Xiao Yue frowned and said, "I suddenly found out that this time the guests will all choose male actors. Is this not in line with political correctness?"

staff member:"……"

What the hell is political correctness?

"When choosing an expert, choose more women." Xiao Yue solved the problem by himself, "Then who is better for the next two? You have to choose an actor who won't be scumbags in a second, or everyone will discuss it When the actors' acting skills are gone, no one will pay attention to the show."

Director Lu Kai said: "Let's draw up a list and invite them in order."

Xiao Yue immediately said: "Then trouble Director Lu!"

Lu Kai couldn't help but give Xiao Yue a sideways glance: "Trouble me, what about you?"

Xiao Yue said: "I called 666 from the side."

Lu Kai: "..."

He couldn't help but tap Xiao Yue's head with the pen in his hand, and good-natured laughter resounded in the meeting room.

Although the preparation time for the program group was very tight, and everyone was very busy and tired at work, but watching Xiao Yue play tricks, I felt that the gloom in my heart was swept away.

Sure enough, there is a treasure in the group, and everyone will feel better.

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When Xiao Yue and others were preparing for the show, the news of the show slowly leaked out.

However, people who eat melons on the Internet are skeptical about this. Although they have read the comments on the official website of China TV, the official program is not as interesting as Xiao Yue's live broadcast. They also recommend Xiao Yue to people who say in the comments that they are curious about cultural relics and history Yue's live broadcast, but they felt that it was too unofficial and not serious for the officials to directly let Xiao Yue chase the ducks into battle.

Xiao Yue is not a member of the system. Although he is almost in good health, he is still in school. How can there be any programs in the world?

Moreover, they knew that the last time Xiao Yue was broadcasting live, he cried and told the owner that he was mad at catching cats as a coolie, and asked him to work as a plot planner for a certain game company, and all the money he earned had to be handed over, because he was afraid that he would spend it indiscriminately. , That is simply tears for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it. People can't help but go to that game company to brush "666".

Later, when the largest song and dance troupe of the Huameng released a new tour plan, they mainly thanked Xiao Yue for their ideas, as well as the professional knowledge support provided by Xiao Yue and a group of experts.When the melon-eaters were surprised, they found out that the chief director was Le Zhengyuan's grandmother... oh, that's about the same as Xiao Yue's grandmother, no wonder this big lazy cat will help out.

In this regard, the official blog of the song and dance troupe sent out a smiling emoji, with a picture of a smiling wolf grandma with a poor shivering kitten on her paw. The kitten was also black-eyed, just like a panda in cosplay .With the picture on the book, "You understand".

Well, the people who eat melons understand that the drunkard cat has been pulled into a strong man again.Maybe because I am an elder, it is not easy to complain.But grandma's self-deception is really cute!

Grandma Wolf is so cute!Squeeze the kitten, look forward to singing and dancing!Must buy tickets to support!

The people who eat melons feel that there is a talented cat in the family, and it is impossible for Le Zhengyuan, as an unscrupulous businessman, not to squeeze the kitten.How old is the kitten, and Le Zhengyuan squeezed out so much commercial value. It seems that the initial investment in raising a cat is worth it, and now it is time to squeeze the return.

Le Zhengyuan said, who did he provoke, why did he conspire against him so much?

Xiao Yue only needs to show her hairy belly.Come on, the owner rubs his belly, don't be disturbed by these remarks on the Internet.They just sow discord, and they don't want to see the good things between us.

Le Zhengyuan rubbed Xiao Yue's fluffy, warm and soft stomach, and the anger in his heart disappeared in an instant.

In fact, he didn't intend to be angry about such a trivial matter, but when he thought about his parents' case again, those comments on the Internet were somewhat disturbed.

Now that he rubbed the cat's belly, Le Zhengyuan thought to himself, fighting against those ignorant people on the Internet, he really came back to life.

However, the above remarks showed that netizens felt that Xiao Yue was already too busy. Even if the above really teased Xiao Yue to be the host, he didn't have the time to follow up.

The big bosses came here unhappy, and asked Xiao Yue to come out and explain that he had indeed planned a program, and the program was very well-produced, and it was definitely not something that the big bosses just decided on.

Xiao Yue was so annoyed that she showed the audience her ass during the live broadcast, holding a sign in her hand.

"I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well."

The audience sent out barrages of concern.

Xiao Yue changed the background of the live broadcast room into a windy and bleak place. He was a frail kitten holding a sign and curled up in the wind and rain. It was so sad for those who heard it and tears for those who saw it.

Xiao Yue slowly turned the cat's head back, and said, "Whoever of you wrote protest letters to the Ministry of Culture and CTS, stand up."

Audiences:? ? ?

Xiao Yue cried with grievance in her voice: "I'm very busy, I'm very tired, I don't know how to do shows."

Audiences:? ? !

Xiao Yue said: "But the bosses said that this is the voice of the people. If there are conditions, we must go. If there are no conditions, we must create conditions."

Audiences:! ! !

Xiao Yue turned around slowly holding the sign: "Tell me, what kind of enmity is this..."

Audiences:……

Uh, did someone actually write letters to the Ministry of Culture and CTS?Isn't this making trouble?But the bosses above really took Xiao Yue to the show?

Xiao Yue complained: "I refused, I really refused, you said I am a student, what kind of program will I do? I definitely can't do it. But they said that I just need to provide ideas, and call The person who gave it to me is my father's old boss, so why do you think I have to save face for my father?"

Audience: ... who is your father?Isn't it President Lezheng? (Le Zhengyuan: Get out!).

Xiao Yue said: "Then after I went to the program group, I realized that it is a lie to just provide an idea."

Audience: That's for sure, kitty, you are still too easy to deceive.

Xiao Yue said: "Just like the owner, when he asked me to go to the game company, he also said that I only need to be a consultant to check the historical knowledge in the game story is ridiculously good. After I went, the company said, The Lord asked me to be the master planner of the plot. I have to write the main story by myself, and I have to set the gates for other characters. The point is, I don’t have a salary yet.”

Audience: ...that President Lezheng is a bit too much.

Xiao Yue said: "Well, to put it bluntly, I just asked for a little hard work fee, and the owner kept it for me, and said to help me manage money. I don't need to manage money, I just want money. I'm an adult, why should I ask for money? As a minor, someone confiscated the New Year's money and pocket money. Is it because I am a student? The student recruited someone to mess with whom!"

The audience posted bullet screens to express their support for Xiao Yue, and some people came forward to say that because they are not married and have a family, their salary is still kept by their parents, saying that they are afraid of being used indiscriminately.To whom do they tell the pain in their hearts?

Le Zhengyuan who was also in the live broadcast room: "..."

Obviously, this cat doesn’t know what financial management is. He saves all the money he makes in the card. At most, he buys a financial product that guarantees capital and can be withdrawn at any time. It’s called safe and flexible. Xiao Yue's financial management power.

But he gave Xiao Yue a card with unlimited overdraft!

Xiao Yue: QAQ is such an unlimited overdraft card that the amount that must be swiped every year is too high, I am dissatisfied with swiping it!If you are dissatisfied, you will have to pay a high annual fee!My heart hurts!Can you give me a card with no annual fee or the kind of card that waives the annual fee as long as you swipe as many times a year as possible!

Le Zhengyuan: ...that kind of card with a limit of tens of thousands of 10,000+, who would go for it?

Xiao Yue vomited blood and sansheng fell to the ground.

So he slandered his owner in the live broadcast room.

The owner gave him an unlimited card, which is trying to kill the cat!

After Xiao Yue complained about Le Zhengyuan in the live broadcast room, he started the live broadcast.

The news that he did participate in the production of a variety show by CTS also spread.

The news that Le Zhengyuan took the money he earned also spread.

Although there were conspiracy theories, when Le Zhengyuan and Xiao Yue appeared on the screen at the same time, it could be seen that Le Zhengyuan looked like a nanny, and the money Xiao Yue earned was equivalent to Le Zhengyuan's salary.

As a result, netizens complained that President Lezheng controlled the kitten too strictly, and the kitten didn't even have to buy cat food.

At this time, a rich second-generation insider on the Internet couldn't help complaining on his face blog.

"Who is Brother Yuan? How could he take away the kitten's money? In fact, the kitten doesn't know how to manage money. Brother Yuan puts the money into his own wealth management fund and distributes dividends to the kitten every year. Brother Yuan is afraid of the kitten." The pocket money was not enough, so I gave him a card with unlimited overdraft. As a result, the cat disliked the high annual fee of the card and refused to take it. Brother Yuan didn't have a card with a limit of tens of thousands of 10,000+ without annual fee, so the cat told him Getting angry. Do you really think Brother Yuan is stingy? Obviously the cat is too stingy."

This certain rich second-generation internet celebrity is naturally Xiang Hong.

He really knelt down to Xiao Yue, anyway, the card was placed on Le Zhengyuan's body, and the annual fee would still be paid as usual.Why is he hypocritical?

Xiao Yue's left paw overlaps his right paw, his right paw overlaps his left paw, and the two paws overlap back and forth.

Can giving money from the owner be the same as giving money from him?

So the Internet instantly forgot about Xiao Yue's production of the program, and began to discuss the topic of Qiu Fu.

Another classmate of Xiao Yue came forward and said that Xiao Yue looked quite simple, and although she was wearing branded goods, ordinary middle-class families could afford them.I usually eat in the cafeteria with my friends at noon, and I have never seen any special treatment.I also study hard, and my homework will be praised by the teacher every time.

"It's unbelievable, he's so busy. I thought he spent all his time studying."

"Let's find out about Huada's first-class national award, but after he got the scholarship, he donated it all. He looks like a rich man."

"Xiao Yue did research with Professor Su when he was not in class, and he was still a doctoral student. It is said that he originally followed a graduate student. Later, his professional knowledge far surpassed that of a graduate student, so he took classes with a doctoral student."

"Hehe, what's the point of taking classes with doctoral students? He came to the Academy of Fine Arts, but he taught doctoral students directly! Although he was not given the status of a lecturer, our teacher has invited him to be a 'guest' many times. To be honest, he The lectures are really good, and the handwriting is really good, even the teacher said that Xiao Yue can be his teacher."

"That's natural. Who doesn't know that Xiao Yue's handwriting is at the level of a master. The foreign leader who visited China last time said he wanted to get Xiao Yue's handwriting. By the way, did he get it?"

"No. Artist's calligraphy, can I send it casually? The country should also respect artists. Do you know how much Xiao Yue's calligraphy is sold in the calligraphy and painting market? A word is worth a thousand dollars! Gold is gold! And there is no market for the price!"

"Great man... If I were in Le Zhengyuan's position, I would give the kitten whatever it wants."

"Little cat: I want a credit card with a limit of only tens of thousands of 10,000+ and no annual fee."

"Le Zhengyuan: ... There is really no such thing."