Interstellar writer is a meow

What Le Zhengyuan said was actually not provocative.What he originally meant was that since Xiao Yue had such a keen sense, how could he treat him like a cat who couldn't understand human language at all, trying to toss it in different ways.

Whether it's because of the context that Xiao Yue misunderstood, or Xiao Yue intentionally misunderstood the meaning of Le Zhengyuan's words, now the two of them can be considered clear.

But this selection is actually not very clear, because Xiao Yue only said "tick", but did not say what to pick, Le Zhengyuan had to guess everything by himself.

If Le Zhengyuan said that he meant that Xiao Yue always made him angry, Xiao Yue could also follow Le Zhengyuan's words, "Yes, I mean the same thing, owner, what are you thinking meow".

How well Le Zhengyuan knew Xiao Yue, he knew what the cat was thinking when it moved its ears and tail.

Of course, at this time, Xiao Yue would say with a mean expression, "Owner, you like Naobu, are you delusional that the Emperor of Naobu was murdered meow".

Well, the highest state of Zhonghua's pissed cat is that he pissed off the owner before he did anything.

Of course, since Le Zhengyuan knew Xiao Yue so well, he would not be wrong about Xiao Yue.

The meaning behind Xiao Yue's words is what he understood.

Well, of course he was even angrier.

However, Xiao Yue was still adding fuel to the fire there.

This tiger, which is not like a tiger at all, hides its paws and makes a cute appearance: "When I log off the assembly line, I will turn into a cat and climb up the tree. If you dare to do something, I will nest in the tree and won't come down."

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Le Zhengyuan: "Xiao Yue!"

Xiao Yue happily scratched her ears: "Here, what's the matter with the owner? Is there any fresh canned cat food?"

Le Zhengyuan gritted his teeth: "Offline!"

Seeing that Le Zhengyuan was indeed angry, Xiao Yue didn't continue to hide it.

After so many years of testing the owner's violent edge, Xiao Yue has grasped the boundaries very well.

After Le Zhengyuan went offline, he saw that there was only one chubby kitten left in the holographic warehouse, squatting obediently, looking up at him with watery eyes.

When Le Zhengyuan opened the holographic chamber, the kitten shook its head and let out a "meow" coquettishly. It was so cute that it melted your heart.

Le Zhengyuan sneered, and reached out to hold the kitten by the nape of its neck to keep the kitten up: "You already knew, you've been watching my jokes?"

The kitten tried to round his innocent big watery eyes: "Meow meow!"

How can this be called a joke?Am I obediently waiting for the owner to make a big move?

Le Zhengyuan felt tight in his chest.

Make a big move? !

The kitten continued to cry: "Meow meow!"

Just confess to me, you see, I have been waiting for so long.

Le Zhengyuan didn't know whether he should be angry or ashamed, anyway, he couldn't get rid of the word "annoyed".

The kitten continued to cry pitifully, each sound getting more miserable.

Le Zhengyuan took a few deep breaths, stretched out his finger, and flicked the kitten's forehead hard.

The kitten lowered its head, covering its head with its paws, very pitiful.

"You were waiting for me, how did you come out today?" Seeing that he hurt the kitten, Le Zhengyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

He put the kitten in his arms: "Tell me, what's the plan?"

Xiao Yue nestled in Le Zhengyuan's arms in a comfortable position, and said: [This is not stimulated by Dahong and Banxia unconsciously selling dog food every day.I was thinking, I am still young, but you are so old.What if you still feel that you can’t climb up to me in the end, you dare not confess, and you are forced by the pressure of your elders when you are older, what should you do if you go on a blind date?Then wouldn't I be very sorry for the innocent person who went on a blind date with you. 】

Le Zhengyuan felt that his chest was tight again.

he is old?

Gao Pan?

Under pressure?

Blind date?

Le Zhengyuan looked down at the faceless, arrogant and arrogant cat in his arms, but he didn't know how to answer the question.

At this time, it is better to throw the cat out, right?

Xiao Yue licked her paw, not worried at all about the owner who became angry from embarrassment.

He is so cute, who can bear to be angry with a cute kitten?Please look at his watery cat eyes, please touch his fluffy cat belly, please pinch his pink and tender cat meat ball, please answer this question.

tan90!No one!

In the end, Le Zhengyuan still failed to throw the cat out.He just rolled the cat into a cat ball, stuffed it in his pocket, and said, "I planned to take you to the universe to see the scenery on your first winter vacation in college. Although I'm tired of watching it, you haven't seen it yet." Have you passed it? I have already contacted the best and most expensive space station resort hotel. But now I think, this winter vacation, you should play games at home by yourself, and I will not take my annual leave, so you should work hard."

Xiao Yue popped out a cat's head with a messy hair from the pocket of Le Zhengyuan's home clothes, and looked at Le Zhengyuan in disbelief.

With a smile on his face, Le Zhengyuan canceled the hotel reservation in front of Xiao Yue: "You have been very busy recently, and I have also been very busy recently. This winter vacation, you are busy with your studies, and I am busy with my work. Time to hang out, right?"

Xiao Yue: "..."

Xiao Yue: "Meow meow?!"

No no no, I think we can discuss it!Owner, I think although both of us are really busy, we can spare half a month...or at least a week!Go out for a week!

Le Zhengyuan looked embarrassed: "But you can spare the time, but I can't. How about I book a hotel for you and you go by yourself? Of course, you can also bring your friends?"

Xiao Yue immediately shook her head, turning the cat's head into an afterimage.

No no no, how boring it is not to hang out with the owner.Without the owner to help him cover up, he can't transform into a kitten and roll on the bed.And when you go out with friends, you have to worry about the itinerary yourself.When going out with the owner, he only needs to wave, and the owner has to worry about everything.

Most importantly, he just wants to hang out with his owner.Everyone has been very busy recently, they haven't played happily together for a long time!

Le Zhengyuan sighed: "I want to too, but I can't help it."

Xiao Yue immediately confessed: "Meow meow meow!"

Owner, I was wrong, let's go out and play together!

Le Zhengyuan shook his head: "No time."

"Meow meow meow!"

Owner, I was wrong, let's go out and play together?

Le Zhengyuan pressed the cat's head into his pocket: "No time."

Xiao Yue was aggrieved and aggrieved in Le Zhengyuan's pocket.

Is the owner really angry?Really don't want to go out to play with me?Then I don't want to go out.

What a ceremonial thing it is to go to the universe for the first time, and you must ascend to heaven with the owner!

Le Zhengyuan originally thought that he had regained [-]%, thinking that he would ask the kitten to write a [-]-word self-criticism, and the matter would be over after writing it.The travel still has to travel.

As a result, when he heard the word "Ascension to Heaven", he became speechless.

Forget about the sense of ritual, although the literal sense of Ascension is fine, don’t you think it’s unlucky?

In the end, Xiao Yue returned the opportunity to travel in the universe with the owner with a review of one hundred words, not one word more, and one word not less.

As for why a thousand words became a hundred words, I have to ask the owner who couldn't help but soften his heart in the end.

A few days after Xiao Yue finished writing the review, he suddenly stopped painting while he was drawing.

He turned his head and asked Le Zhengyuan, who had the rare time to go home early and was concentrating on his painting: "Master, are we two clear about this? Why doesn't it seem that we get along at all?"

Le Zhengyuan froze for a moment: "Really?"

Xiao Yue nodded seriously: "Yes."

Le Zhengyuan was puzzled: "What do you think should be changed?"

Xiao Yue: "...For example, get along like a couple?"

Le Zhengyuan was silent for a while, and said, "How should couples get along?"

Xiao Yue thought for a while and said, "Be more intimate?"

Saying that, Xiao Yue leaned forward, kissed Le Zhengyuan on the face, and then looked at Le Zhengyuan with staring eyes.

Le Zhengyuan wiped the saliva off his face calmly, and said, "It's like being licked by a cat."

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "Let me take it easy. You usually fuck me, drill my pockets, drill my clothes, eat, drink, and mess with me. I have to separate the intimacy with people from the intimacy with cats. "

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "Why don't we get you a room first? Let's sleep in separate rooms first?"

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "Also, when you go out and walk by yourself in the future, don't lie on my head, nor on my shoulders."

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "The more important thing is to change the title of 'owner' first."

Xiao Yue: "..."

Xiao Yue: "Owner, I think I should continue to be your cat, what do you think?"

Le Zhengyuan raised his eyebrows: "I don't think so."

Xiao Yue: "I think you can think about it again."

Le Zhengyuan said: "Why, didn't you say you want to learn how to get along as a couple?"

Xiao Yue shook her head: "No, no, no, I'm still young, we can talk slowly. At least I can't deprive me of the benefits of letting the owner warm my bed. You must know that cats are all creatures that tend to heat, you let me take it easy. How cruel it is for a poor kitten to sleep in a cold bed by itself."

Le Zhengyuan said: "I can turn on the heat for you."

Xiao Yue: "..."

Horrified face, is the owner determined to drive me out of the house!This is a cat crisis!

Le Zhengyuan said: "We must learn to get along with each other now, right?"

Xiao Yue turned into a cat with a "bang", climbed onto Le Zhengyuan's head and lay on her stomach.

I think the view here is unique.

Le Zhengyuan laughed.