Interstellar writer is a meow

The kitten is angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well.

Le Zhengyuan held the kitten in the palm of his hand, and the kitten shrank its head down into a cat ball, just not showing Le Zhengyuan's face.

It can be seen that Xiao Yue is indeed very angry when this kind of difficult ball is played by a human being that the cervical spine may not be able to bear.

Le Zhengyuan shook the cat ball in his palm, but the cat ball didn't fall apart, and the cat didn't rush up to give him a paw, Le Zhengyuan was so worried that he lost his hair.

This time he lost his hair, and there was no cat bouncing around on his fallen hair, saying he was rounded up to be bald.

Le Zhengyuan rubbed the cat ball again. The cat ball was still a cat ball with his butt facing him, completely ignoring people.

He decided to let go of his reserve and called Uncle Guan for help.

If the cat continued to be so awkward, he would be fine, but he was afraid that the cat would suffocate to death if he didn't speak.

After hearing Le Zhengyuan's plea for help, Uncle Guan couldn't help but slander him.Master, can you honestly admit that you can't stand the cold war with Lele?What does it mean to be worried that Lele will be suffocated if he doesn't speak.

However, Uncle Guan knew that Le Zhengyuan would easily become angry from embarrassment, so he didn't bring up this topic, and only said: "Master, a good apology is enough, isn't it?"

Le Zhengyuan thought for a while, then struggled and said, "I apologize, he seems to be even more angry."

Uncle Guan asked: "What did the master say? Didn't he say that I'm rich and I'm not in the way?"

Le Zhengyuan was silent.

Uncle Guan couldn't help laughing and said, "Sure enough."

Le Zhengyuan said: "This little money is really nothing to me, his worries are unnecessary."

Uncle Guan said: "My lord, you are very smooth when doing business, how do you face your family, just like that..." Is it so hard to explain?

Uncle Guan sighed, and said, "Don't Lele know how much money you have? Don't you know that a lot of rewards is only good for him? But he still feels distressed. Master really doesn't understand why? Master, you have done it too. The same thing. When I bought you a gift, you said you didn't need to spend money. You also know that I am not short of money, right?"

Le Zhengyuan was silent for a while, and said: "Then he doesn't need to be angry, right?"

Uncle Guan said: "Lele is angry not because of your reward, but because of your attitude. Don't look at Lele's usual carelessness, in fact, he is very sensitive and easy to overthink."

Le Zhengyuan muttered: "What is he thinking? You don't think I look down on him, do you?"

Uncle Guan said with a smile, "I'm not sure about that. Master, ask yourself? I think the tone of Master's words to Lele must be not very good. It doesn't look like an apology at all, right?"

Le Zhengyuan couldn't help but his face burned a little.His tone was indeed not very good.

He didn't expect Xiao Yue to be really angry, and he still talked to Xiao Yue in his usual impatient and disgusted tone, and then Xiao Yue balled into a cat ball, completely ignoring him.

Only then did he realize that Xiao Yue was really angry, not just playing around with him, so he panicked.

Even though he is indeed very smooth when facing business partners, he is indeed a bit clumsy when facing his family.

"I'll talk to him again, thank you, Uncle Guan." Le Zhengyuan hung up the phone.

Although Uncle Guan just clicked to the end, Le Zhengyuan was not a fool, he knew what to do.

Le Zhengyuan found Xiao Yue who was preparing for the college entrance examination again. Xiao Yue turned into a cat with a "bang" in front of him, then rolled into a cat ball, and continued to point the cat's butt at him.

Le Zhengyuan caught the cat ball in his arms, sat on the chair and said, "Xiao Yue, let's have a good talk. If you don't tell me the reason, how would I know why you are angry?"

"It's really wrong for me to hide the reward from you. I just think I don't care about the little money. If you donate more, it can be regarded as publicity, and the list will look better."

Catball flicked its tail.

Le Zhengyuan saw that Xiao Yue was listening, and continued: "I usually read articles on Wenwang, and the amount of rewards is a lot. Now I don't reward anyone else, only you. Speaking of which, I actually spent The tipping money on Wenwang has also become less.”

The cat ball finally loosened and became a kitten again.

The kitten bit Le Zhengyuan's hand that was stroking the cat's hair. Although it didn't bleed from the bite, it still hurt a little.

Le Zhengyuan patted the cat's head and said: "I think, are you angry that I don't take your feelings seriously? I promised you on the surface and still go my own way? Disrespect you?"

Xiao Yuesong spoke, and the cat's eyes were foggy: "Meow meow meow meow."

No, I just really feel sorry for the money, and I can't breathe.

Seeing Xiao Yue's stubborn mouth, Le Zhengyuan said: "But I can't lose entertainment, you see I have so much money, and I don't have time to go out to play, I can only read books and support the authors I like."

Xiao Yue's two front paws folded back and forth.

Le Zhengyuan said again: "If we feel that we have lost money, let's go to Minghan and ask him to treat him and get back the money he swallowed?"

Xiao Yue stopped folding her paws, raised her cat's head, and looked at Le Zhengyuan with watery cat eyes.

Le Zhengyuan tentatively said: "Then... I won't reward you in the future, I will reward other authors..."

Before Le Zhengyuan finished speaking, Xiao Yue shook his cat's head into an afterimage.Le Zhengyuan was very worried that if he kept shaking like this, he would concuss himself, so he quickly stopped him.

Xiao Yue rested her head in Le Zhengyuan's palm in a state of contemplation.

Le Zhengyuan heaved a sigh of relief.Xiao Yue didn't continue to point his butt at him, maybe Xiao Yue calmed down?

Xiao Yue thought for a while, jumped to the ground, turned into a human, scratched her hair in annoyance, and said: "Actually... I know that this little money is nothing to you, and I also know that you donate it for fun, and I am not qualified Block your hobbies, but I'm just angry, and I don't know why."

Xiao Yue took a deep breath, then bowed her head and apologized: "I am self-willed in this matter, I am sorry to the owner. I will not interfere with your spending money in the future."

Although he felt very uncomfortable, he really shouldn't be angry with the owner.

Let me just ask, if Sister Wei doesn't listen to his advice and continues to spend money on rewards, he will only be grateful, not angry.But as the owner, he felt very angry in his stomach.

Sure enough, I have a cat disease.

Le Zhengyuan stood up, looked at Xiao Yue who specially transformed into a human form to apologize to him, and sighed deeply.

Xiao Yue:? ? ?

Le Zhengyuan stretched out his hand to hold the back of Xiao Yue's head, pressed Xiao Yue's head to his shoulder, and said: "Then you can continue to be angry, anyway, I will continue to reward, it is useless to be angry."

Xiao Yue:! ! !

Meow!I really continue to be angry!Owner, what are you talking about!

"As your owner, how can you bear to give up the position of your number one benefactor to someone else?" Le Zhengyuan said in a low voice.

Xiao Yue: ...

He pushed Le Zhengyuan away, and said seriously: "The lines are amazing."

Shaking, the cat's fur is going to explode!

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Thanks to the touching lines he had thought about for a long time, shouldn't the cat throw itself into his arms with gratitude?It's all written in the novel!

Shaking, I got goosebumps all over my body.Still don't beep.

Xiao Yue was curious: "Owner, are you playing the overbearing president?"

Le Zhengyuan: "...I was originally a domineering president."

Xiao Yue froze for a moment, nodded and said, "Oh, yes, you are the president."

Le Zhengyuan: "What about the word "overbearing?"

Xiao Yue said: "It was eaten by me, meow."

Le Zhengyuan: "..." She regained her vitality and started to lose her skin again, right?

Although Le Zhengyuan was stunned to death, after hearing Le Zhengyuan's vain voice, Xiao Yue expressed understanding, and felt much more at ease, even a little complacent.

He patted Le Zhengyuan on the shoulder and said: "Say it sooner, I'm sure. The money swallowed by the website is recorded in the account, and we will go to Minghan to eat it back."

He paused, and reminded: "It's okay for you to be the first benefactor, but remember to take it easy. Every time you have one dollar more than the second benefactor, you will be fine."

The stingy cat is still the stingy cat.

Le Zhengyuan's black line: "Are you asking me to make fun of you?"

There is always one yuan more than the second one on the tipping list. According to the psychology of rich people, I am afraid that I will be pissed off.Isn't this intentionally targeting people?

Xiao Yue said: "Anyway, it's you who made the mockery, not me."

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

He couldn't bear it anymore and knocked on the cat's head.

Xiao Yue shook her head, not feeling any pain at all, then happily went to review her homework and prepare for the college entrance examination.

Le Zhengyuan sighed deeply, and threw a certain "textbook" recommended by Jian Wei into the recyclable trash.

Le Zhengyuan believed that Jian Wei must have caused trouble on purpose.He is crazy to believe Jian Wei's words, and to be ridiculed by this cat.

When Le Zhengyuan called Jian Wei, Jian Wei laughed out loud again.

Did you really follow the lines of that novel?My dear cousin, I never thought you were so stupid before.

Look, it really was intentional!most!poison!woman!people!Heart!

Le Zhengyuan was tired.

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The emotional crisis between Xiao Yue and Le Zhengyuan was successfully resolved, and Xiao Yue was in a good mood. For this reason, he even opened a live broadcast, and performed a seaweed dance for everyone in order to thank his parents (?) for their love for him.

Seaweed Seaweed swayed with the waves.

The little kitten with round potato legs struggled to stand up, waving its front paws.

One two three four, two two three four, turn around and do it again.

Seaweed dances in the seaweed spray.

The little cat with round potato legs struggled to wiggle its buttocks and flicked its tail back and forth.

One two three four, two two three four, turn around and do it again.

Well, the jump is over, get off the assembly line!

Viewers: @[email protected].

This, this, what is this doing?

When Jiuguimao started the live broadcast again, the educated, well-educated and even many bigwigs he had accumulated flooded into the live broadcast room. Some viewers had already picked up pens or started recording, ready to make notes.

The cat then said he did a seaweed dance to thank the audience for their love.

When Jiuguimao had closed the live broadcast room, the audience hadn't reacted yet, which resulted in the least number of bullet screens and the least rewards in this live broadcast.

Some small media reporters who did not squeeze into the live broadcast room began to write scribbles, some said that the drunkard cat had an accident during the performance, and some said that the drunkard cat had finally passed its gas.

Before the viewers who watched the live seaweed dance could react, the drunkard cat seemed to have been labeled as an out-of-date Internet celebrity.

This incident alarmed Xi Zheng, the boss of the Danmaku Live Network, who had always been concerned about Xiao Yue.He specially asked someone to tune out this live broadcast, and then laughed like a lunatic in the office.

"This, this, this video." Xi Zheng wiped away the tears from laughter, and said to his subordinates, "Quickly take it to the homepage and push it, push it to the ghost animal. The title is, the famous cultural live broadcast host Jiuguimao officially entered the ghost animal area. Haha Hahahaha, why is this cat so funny, I wonder if Yuan Yuan knows about it."

The subordinate raised his ears, who is Yuan Yuan?

But before he could figure it out, he was kicked out by Xi Zheng.Xi Zheng picked up the phone and sent a message to Le Zhengyuan: "Yuanyuan, have you seen your cat's new live broadcast content?"

Le Zhengyuan quickly replied: "Don't call me Yuanyuan."

"I see, I'm training the cat."

The two text messages made Xi Zheng laugh like a lunatic in the office again.

When Xi Zheng asked his subordinates to put the drunkard cat's seaweed dance on top, the audience who had been stunned for a long time finally came to their senses and wailed on the Internet.

"Oh my god, because I was so shocked, I actually forgot to record it!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I think Danmaku will release a video. Ahhhhhhh my cat dances so well! This is the real social shake!"

"Weakly ask, what is social shaking?"

"In ancient history, the entertainment method that flourished in Huaguo in a certain period of time, this is my thesis (web link) this year with 'social shake' as the research topic."

"Seagrass dance was a popular song in social rock for a period of time. Because social rock was a form of folk entertainment at that time, the officials thought it was difficult to be refined, so the lack of information about social rock was very serious. The famous social rock song Seaweed Dance also There are only fragments. But the cat dances like a seaweed dance of the whole piece, and he has found the whole piece? This is a major archaeological discovery."

"My cat must have discovered something from the pile of old papers, and he did the same thing in his previous live broadcast. This time he said he danced to thank the audience, and maybe it was a warm-up for the next popular science topic."

"What, what! Is Maomao's next science popularization social shaking? I thought his research direction was ancient times, but I didn't expect him to study modern history! I like social shaking the most!"

"I like it too. The legend of social shaking in ancient times is like yoga in the Indian League. It uses spirit to communicate with the world, calms the mind, and achieves the unity of body and soul. Now there are only social shaking training courses that are blooming everywhere. The effect of exercising. I really wonder what happened to the society of the ancients."

"I don't care about the latest academic achievements of social shaking, I just want to rub Mao Mao's fluffy ass (idiot face.jpg)."

"Let's take care of it, if the drunkard cat will dance all the social rocks of the scenic spots (pull the lamp.jpg)."

"It's not just social shake, square dancing is also good. I prefer square dancing."

"You can't taste more elegant, such as peacock dance, Guanyin dance, water sleeve dance and so on."

"Upstairs, you are embarrassing my cat's short legs (funny.jpg)."

"Upstairs, the cat's short legs can't jump, but I, Xiao Lele, have long legs."

"Damn it! Upstairs is seeing the small and knowing the big!"

"Is Lele the nickname of the alcoholic cat? I thought it was Le Zhengyuan..."

"Maybe the drunkard cat's nickname is obtained by Le Zhengyuan, with bad intentions (bad smile.jpg)."

"It's not the same. Le (yue) is Zhengyuan. Lezheng is Lezheng. It is the official name in charge of music management in the court for two weeks. The descendants use the official name of their ancestors as their surname, so they call them Lezheng. Xiao Le ( le) music, happy music, and joy are synonymous words."

"Sacrifice to the honest man upstairs."

"Sacrifice and sacrifice."

"The bronze tripod is ready."

"Shake, is the bronze cauldron upstairs used for cooking meat!"

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The rumors that Jiuguimao has become an Internet celebrity have been dispelled, and there has been an upsurge of learning Jiuguimao's seaweed dance on the Internet, and experts have interpreted how reliable Jiuguimao's seaweed dance score is.

Xiao Yue is crazy.

"Social shaking?" Xiao Yue held her head and wailed in confusion. "Ancient folk art? Communication between body and mind? One of the hot topics in modern history research? Meow meow?"

Le Zhengyuan suddenly remembered that this cat came from ancient times, and he asked, "Isn't it? What was the social shake of your era?"

Xiao Yue explained the relationship between Kuaishou, live broadcast, social shake, ghosts and spoofs.In Xiao Yue's era, social shaking represented being low and ugly, and many people watched because they regarded these people as clowns.

How come in this era, the society has turned into a mysterious movement, folk art?

Art you dog head ah!

"Probably because there are few existing materials, and it used to be prosperous." Le Zhengyuan still knows a thing or two about this, after all, it is a hot topic.

Xiao Yue continued to hold her head: "There are few existing materials because I am too idiotic. I have watched and laughed, and when I am no longer interested, I just forget it. Who would specially save social shaking videos in the mobile hard drive, waiting for future people Come to find out?"

Speaking of which, in this era, the mobile hard disk in his life has also become a precious cultural relic.Note, it must be a removable hard disk that can be repaired to be a cultural relic, and it must contain information about the era in which Xiao Yue lived.After all, the national database does not include every corner.

But what is the society shaking, which idiot will store it in the hard disk, and drag it out from time to time for aftertaste? !

"This research is also well-founded." Le Zhengyuan pulled out some existing social data and showed it to Xiao Yue.

……

"As we all know, the mysterious dance has always been to please the gods."

"Social shaking is a sacrificial ceremony that is widely spread in the Northeast."

"Maybe it's the same reason that migratory birds are placed in this shape when they migrate."

……

Xiao Yue felt that his whole cat was an idiot.

He is very familiar with these remarks.

Xiao Yue pointed at one of them with trembling fingers and said, "I saw my Zhihu account... So this world is really the future of the world I used to live in..."

Le Zhengyuan:! ! !

Xiao Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "These are all ironic nonsense. What's the matter? Don't the current research see the source?"

Le Zhengyuan said: "According to research, these accounts are all famous sociologists, so they are considered to be highly credible."

Xiao Yue couldn't laugh or cry even more: "Even a famous sociologist would chat, chat, fart and make jokes on the Internet. It's okay for the vest that was tightly covered back then to be picked up by archaeologists, and just talk nonsense on the Internet It's too much to use nonsense and ridicule as evidence."

Le Zhengyuan shrugged: "You people study history, don't you just look for clues from cultural relics to restore the lives of ancient people? If there is not enough information, it will naturally be restored randomly."

Xiao Yue struggled: "It's a waste of social resources to study a shitty society. You said that if I publish the real situation of society and related historical materials, those scholars who rely on research on society for a living and those who make money by holding social training courses Will it kill me?"

Le Zhengyuan said: "Who dares?"

Xiao Yue smiled and said, "Okay, I'll prepare the content of the live broadcast, and organize and publish the information... Wait, I remember that there are news reports about social shaking, right? News, film and television materials should be kept, right? "

Le Zhengyuan said: "It's been too long, even official news and other materials have been lost."

Over the years, technology has undergone great changes, and the storage media used to be completely different from what it is now.Although a lot of information has been preserved, some information is inevitably lost.

Xiao Yue said: "I think I can forge cultural relics and earn a lot of money."

Le Zhengyuan snorted coldly: "How much money do I make?"

Xiao Yue nodded solemnly: "What the owner said makes sense, so please trouble the owner to raise me."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yue went to sort out the materials.

As a person of that era, if people in the future think that his entertainment method is social shaking, he will want to scratch this group of future people to death.

Therefore, for people in the past world, it is also necessary for people in the future to restore their lives.

As a result, Xiao Yue danced a seaweed dance on a whim, which really became the prelude to his live broadcast of social rock research.Xiao Yue didn't even think of this matter.

Because of this incident, Xiao Yue became more curious about the study of modern history.

When restoring ancient history research, Xiao Yue felt very heavy.

That kind of heaviness mainly comes from the pressure of the main quest.

Now when it comes to exploring the ancient history, Xiao Yue is very relaxed.It's a "look hahahaha these stupid future people" kind of lightheartedness.

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Watching Xiao Yue giggling and carrying out the "Research on Modern Social Shake", Le Zhengyuan thought to himself how to make Xiao Yue happier.

The college entrance examination is coming soon, Xiao Yue needs to be relaxed, so that he can perform better in the exam, right?

Le Zhengyuan thought after reading the latest authoritative "Notes for Parents of the College Entrance Examination".

Just at this time, there was an auction that invited Le Zhengyuan to the scene. Le Zhengyuan thought that Xiao Yue cared about cultural relics, and taking a picture of one or two cultural relics for him might make him very happy.

Of course, even if he didn't fancy these folk cultural relics, he would be happy to take some rare treasures, right?

Le Zhengyuan was unavoidable, and was going to buy it for Xiao Yue.

Xiao Yue is still very interested in such lofty things as the auction.Although it is important to review homework and prepare for the college entrance examination, he does not recommend taking a day or two to see and see.

But to buy something, Xiao Yue counted his pocket money, he thought it was better to forget it.

We small citizens just go to watch the excitement.If the owner has something he wants to buy, he can cheer for the owner's auction from the sidelines.

After hearing this, Le Zhengyuan couldn't help guessing maliciously. When the cat said "Come on, don't you think it's a higher price, I can't get it, I can't get it" or something like that?

Xiao Yue glanced sideways.Am I such a cat?When it comes to money, I never mess with it.

Let Le Zhengyuan believe this sentence for now.

After receiving the invitation, Le Zhengyuan ordered a suit of clothes for Xiao Yue and took him to the auction.

A buffet dinner was provided before the auction for the guests participating in the auction to communicate.

Many people here, Le Zhengyuan brought Xiao Yue to know, some of them are Xiao Yue's "Wangnian friends", Xiao Yue was soon taken by his few Wangnian friends to meet Wang Nian friends, everyone chatted happily .

Le Zhengyuan was surrounded by several X young men again.

These few Xs are less than a thousand because they rarely talk to Le Zhengyuan.They are still gnawing on their old age, and Le Zhengyuan has already started working, so he always feels that he is not the same person.

Now that they had the topic of Xiao Yue, they had some chats with Le Zhengyuan.

After all, when we were young, the gap was not so big, and we were friends once. If we really talk, it is not that there is nothing to talk about.

"Your cat was taken away by my old man again." Xiang Hong said with a smile, "Why do you always let him mix with old men? Do you want to make him an old cat?"

Le Zhengyuan said: "His hobby is already an antique cat."

"Brother Yuan hasn't participated in the auction for a long time, is there anything you value this time?" Li Kuo asked.

He wanted to buy something for this auction to celebrate the birthday of the elders in his family. He knew in advance what Le Zhengyuan wanted to buy, so he wanted to choose other things too.

Before the auction, people who are familiar with it will talk about it, so as not to raise the price by their own people.

But in the face of something that everyone wants, we will still fight when it is time to fight.

Le Zhengyuan said: "I have nothing to buy, but Xiao Yue is about to take the college entrance examination, so take him out to relax. Tell me what you want to buy, I won't raise the price."

Xiang Hong was surprised: "Is he talented? Really want the college entrance examination?"

Le Zhengyuan nodded.

"You are too anxious, most people are 20 years old before the college entrance examination." Xiang Hong said, "The kitten is not in good health, let him rest, or go to a class, and experience the life of a normal high school student. "

Le Zhengyuan lied and said: "He is anxious and wants to get in touch with more professional knowledge earlier. Huada is also willing to accept him, as long as he passes the heavy line."

Li Kuo flattered: "Brother Yuan is still the best. Someone in our family wanted to go through the back door, but was directly refuted by Huada."

Xiang Hong glanced at Li Kuo and thought, this person really can't speak.

"Kitty got in by himself, right?" Xiang Hong said, "Some time ago, Huada's self-enrollment exam, did he pass it?"

Le Zhengyuan said modestly: "The grades are not bad. Originally, the school was willing to admit directly. I think Xiao Yue has never taken the college entrance examination, so I should go through it. He has good professional knowledge, but he is not good at basic subjects. , and there is no need to go to such a good school.”

Li Kuo: "..."

He understood why the people around him looked at him with a smile that was not a smile.Dare to flatter and hit the horse's hoof.

So that Xiao Yue is so powerful?

Li Kuo, who only knows about eating, drinking and having fun, doesn't care about online news, cultural history or even any national affairs, really doesn't know Xiao Yue's fame.All I know is that Le Zhengyuan suddenly brought a child around, revealing the child's cover-up gesture both openly and secretly.

He didn't bother to play with boring people like Le Zhengyuan, so Le Zhengyuan made excuses to escape from the previous gatherings.

The elders of the Li family were used to his unrestrained appearance (the mud cannot support the wall), and they did not force him to persuade him.

So it was strange for him to see Xiao Yue being dragged away by the parents and elders with shining eyes as soon as he showed up, and the X youngsters in his circle were very kind to him, and even had a faint respect for him.

However, even if this person is qualified to be admitted by BGI, it wouldn't be possible for those rebellious and thorny leaders in the circle to say "subdue him", right?

Especially this Xiang Hong, who used to turn over the table to the elders of other families, actually took a bite of a "kitten", very kind.

But Xiao Yue seemed to be unfamiliar with him.

This familiar look really hurts the eyes.

"You are really too harsh. The kitten applied for Huada, and Huada took advantage of it. If it were any other school, it would have been admitted directly." Xiang Hong said.

Le Zhengyuan continued to be modest: "It is true that several schools have sent notices, but he likes Huada, probably because I am also in Huada, so he thinks Huada is better."

other people:"……"

Although Le Zhengyuan seemed to be telling the truth, they felt that he was pretending.

Still pretending to be the kind of coercion that people can't refute.

When Le Zhengyuan was chatting with these people about some things, Xiao Yue was surrounded by a group of old men and old ladies, asking about social issues.

This matter is now causing great repercussions in society, and the information released by Xiao Yue can almost change the entire society.

For academics, most are just happy.Although they study this topic, they don't just study this topic.This subject is clear, and they can study other things,

Moreover, the subject of social shaking represents not just a form of entertainment, but an attitude towards life of the ancients.Through the detailed information and research results released by Xiao Yue selflessly, they can get a glimpse of the life attitude of the person concerned through social shaking.

For example, the biggest discovery among them is that the aesthetics of ancient people is similar to that of modern people. They also think that social shaking is not good-looking, but just funny.

Originally, after reading those misleading materials, they thought that ancient people's aesthetics of dance was different from modern people's, or that social dance did have some mysterious and unspeakable function.

There is another point that scholars, no, it should be something that all people who eat melons are very interested in.

It turns out that ancient scholars would also wear vests and talk nonsense on the Internet.What kind of mysterious ceremony, in fact, is to beat around the bush and scold those who shake the society for "jumping like a dead relative".

Convinced, you ancient people really know how to play.

Xiao Yue held his forehead.

Thank you, thank you, don't you group of future people also like to play like this?It's not just irony.

The history of Huameng has continued to the present, and many things have become "inheritance" inadvertently, including lifestyle and aesthetics.

There is a saying in the fashion industry that "fashion is a circle".Many of the things that are popular now are things that were popular in the past.

For example, there is also a popular emoji war on the Huameng website, and the format is also jpg.And there used to be emojis flying around Huaguo's Internet, and it hasn't changed since ancient times.

It's just that the emoticons are no longer the static or dynamic pictures they used to be, and the jpgs are not the jpgs they used to be.

It's just that the person who invented this format took the same abbreviation out of nostalgia.

Therefore, it is normal to interpret the lives of ancient people and find that ancient people were very trendy, similar to modern people.

Xiao Yue never felt that she was a backward cat.

"It's just that a lot of those social shake training courses are expected to be closed." Someone sighed.

Xiao Yue said with a smile: "Although in modern...ancient times, social shaking is not highly regarded, but the current social shaking training class, to put it bluntly, is just teaching aerobics, but I think the three words social shaking are more compelling. They have changed the signboard, and they can still continue to drive. Moreover, the social shake with a new look and fitness effect is not the social shake that used to be sensational. It doesn’t matter if you continue to dance. I’m not dancing now .”

"Hahaha, what I'm talking about is that those social shakes of yours are cute." One person patted Xiao Yue on the shoulder and said, "After seeing it, my old lady is also obsessed with making the family pets dance social shakes."

Xiao Yue: "..." Should he say thank you?

"As a scholar, it is a natural responsibility to eliminate falsehoods and preserve them. You can't hesitate just because you violate the interests of some people. That's helping the evildoers." The big man tapped the ground with his crutches and said with a final word, "You've done a good job. Keep going, there's something to do. , I'll help you take care of it."

"Hahaha, old man Li, you're the one who talks too much. Kitten, whoever bullies you, come to me, and I'll knock his head off for you."

"It's like Lezheng boy can't protect the kitten."

"That kid, he's too young, you can't tell, you can't tell."

"Whether Yuan Yuanhu can protect her or not, my promise is my heart. Come, come, Lele, help me look at this picture, have I made great progress?"

"Progress, I'm afraid it's not your face that is as big as a pot. Kitty, quickly pick him up."

"Humph."

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So before the auction started, Xiao Yue couldn't talk to the young people.

Li Kuo, who originally wanted to find out Xiao Yue's reality, scratched his head and secretly asked Xiang Hong: "Brother Hong, what is the origin of that Xiao Yue? My old man can't wait to take him away in his pocket. Even if he grows up It looks good, so it’s not like this, right?”

Xiang Hong couldn't help but give Li Kuo a blank look: "Apart from your appearance, can't you see anything else? What makes a kitten great is the inside, do you understand the inside!"

Li Kuo shook his head honestly, not understanding.

The person next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a smile: "Xiang Hong, don't tease Kuotou. Kuotou, don't you know how to search the Internet? Just search for Xiao Yue's name."

Li Kuo was surprised: "Is he very famous on the Internet? Is he an Internet celebrity? Or a starlet? I haven't paid attention to the entertainment circle for a long time."

Xiang Hong raised his forehead: "Not at all, he is a calligrapher. You can search for the last Interstellar Earth Cup Calligraphy Exchange Meeting and watch the video once, and you will know."

"A calligrapher?" Li Kuo muttered, "Although I don't know much about calligraphy, I'm not an idiot. Which of those calligraphers who really have two brushes doesn't need years of hard training? He? A brat, Calligrapher? I don't believe it."

The others rolled their eyes in unison.It's because I can't believe it that it's amazing.