Interstellar writer is a meow

System: The host's calligraphy has entered the threshold of master level, and can become famous in the world.The second task is to ask the host to win at least one heavyweight calligraphy competition No.1, and hold a calligraphy exhibition, and get praise from at least ten master calligraphers.

After reading the main task, Le Zhengyuan said: "This task is nothing, don't you just want to participate in the calligraphy competition?"

Xiao Yue meowed angrily for a long time.

After listening to Xiao Yue's complaint carefully, Le Zhengyuan understood what Xiao Yue meant.This mission was a mistake. He happened to sign up for the competition in advance. He also met the president of the Calligraphy Association and was recommended by the International Exchange.

If he didn't do these things in advance, wouldn't it take a long time to complete this task?After all, calligraphy competitions don't happen every year.

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Le Zhengyuan: "I never get angry because of 'what if'."

This is simply unreasonable.

Xiao Yue was so angry that she bit the tip of her own tail.

What is this unreasonable trouble?What he said is clearly true!

Le Zhengyuan pulled the cat's tail out of the cat's mouth.What the hell is wrong with biting your own tail in anger?Don't stupid cats feel pain?

Xiao Yue looked at it with contempt: How could I bite myself, are you stupid?

Le Zhengyuan: ...

Xiao Yue was still very angry, for this reason, at dinner, he was so angry that he ate a bowl of rice.

Le Zhengyuan rubbed Xiao Yue's stomach worriedly: "Have you gained weight recently?"

Xiao Yueping lay on Le Zhengyuan's lap, lazily moving his paws: "Meow meow."

I am a cat demon, how can a leprechaun gain weight.

Le Zhengyuan asked if the system goblin would gain weight.

The system answered in the affirmative, yes.And this obesity will be manifested in the change form.

Xiao Yue licked her own meat pad: "Meow meow."

Then don't worry.My human body is standard, so there is no need to worry.

Le Zhengyuan thought about Xiao Yue's handsome face after his transformation, and thought, maybe it should be okay?At least Xiao Yue's face didn't gain weight.As for whether there is flesh on the body, this Le Zhengyuan has never seen it.

In order to save the time of changing person cards, Xiao Yue appeared in the form of a kitten except when necessary.When he was changing clothes, it was impossible for Le Zhengyuan to watch him specially, of course he didn't know what Xiao Yue looked like when he took off his clothes.

Seeing how confident Clumsy Cat looks, it should be fine.Le Zhengyuan felt that he still needed to trust this stupid cat.

But within a few days, Le Zhengyuan was slapped in the face.

This day was a weekend, Le Zhengyuan didn't go to school or work, and was sleeping in at home.

Xiao Yue woke up earlier than Le Zhengyuan.He jumped onto the cabinet as usual, ready to fly onto the sleeping Le Zhengyuan and wake up (smash) his dear owner.

Although Xiao Yue would be "chased and killed" by Le Zhengyuan's roar every time he called (smashed) Le Zhengyuan, but Xiao Yue still never tired of it.

Xiao Yue shrank to the corner of the cabinet, kicked her hind legs and rushed out, took off from the edge of the cabinet, stretched her limbs and "flyed" towards Le Zhengyuan.

Then there was a loud "pa", followed by a shrill cat meow, which scared the sleeping Le Zhengyuan into jumping up like a carp.

"What's the matter?!" Le Zhengyuan was completely sleepy, looking around, following the miserable meowing, picked up Xiao Yue who fell into a cat cake from the floor between the cabinet and the bed.

Xiao Yue fell so hard that his eyes were filled with gold stars, and the tears flowed straight out.

Le Zhengyuan looked up at the cabinet, then lowered his head to look at Xiao Yue, who had a screen of "pain" in his head, and said helplessly, "Did you fall?"

Xiao Yue nodded pitifully: "Meow..."

Le Zhengyuan said again: "Slippery feet?"

Xiao Yue shook her head pitifully: "Meow..."

I don't know what happened, but it fell halfway through the flight.

Le Zhengyuan was surprised: "It flew halfway... and fell?"

He frowned, lifted Xiao Yue up and weighed it, then took a deep breath, and said, "Xiao Yue, you're really fat."

Xiao Yue: "Meow...?"

Le Zhengyuan said: "Obviously, you gained too much weight, so..."

Xiao Yue shook her head frantically, turning her head into an afterimage, and she couldn't even see her ears.

Le Zhengyuan took a deep breath, put on his home clothes, lifted Xiao Yue who refused to face reality, and put it on the weighing scale.

Xiao Yue's four paws tightly hugged Le Zhengyuan's hand, unable to survive.

Le Zhengyuan said: "Is it interesting to deceive yourself and others?"

Xiao Yue shook her head vigorously: "Meow meow!"

I'm not a human, I'm a cat!

Le Zhengyuan frowned: "Xiao Yue!"

Xiao Yue pitifully let go of her paws and landed on the weighing scale, tucking her four paws under her stomach, in a farmer's posture.

He sucked his nose, his eyes misted: "Meow... Meow... Meow..."

Don't diet, eat good food...

Looking at the numbers on the scale, Le Zhengyuan took a breath, and asked uncertainly, "System, analyze it."

System: obesity.

Two words, categorically.

Xiao Yue shrank into a ball pitifully.

Le Zhengyuan lifted Xiao Yue up and said, "Become a human!"

Xiao Yue sniffled again and turned into a human form.

Judging from his face, he was still the handsome guy before, not a fat man.

Le Zhengyuan said: "Go to the weighing scale."

Xiao Yue stepped on the weighing scale.

Le Zhengyuan turned on the smart mode.Before calling the cat, he only turned on the metering mode.

After the scale scanned Xiao Yue's body, it sent the data to Le Zhengyuan's optical brain terminal.

In the past, because he thought Xiao Yue was a cat demon, Le Zhengyuan did not measure Xiao Yue with an instrument that measures human body values.

Now when he looked at the numbers, Xiao Yue was no different from a human after becoming a human.At least this smart scale didn't detect anything unusual.

From a numerical point of view, Xiao Yue is not only overweight, but also has an imbalanced body fat ratio, especially in the abdomen.

In Le Zhengyuan's cold eyes, Xiao Yue was like the man from a good family who was forced into prostitution, taking off his coat made of cat skin slowly, revealing his bulging cream belly.

Le Zhengyuan gritted his teeth: "You already knew that you have a small belly, so you deliberately changed the style of clothes a while ago, right?"

With a creamy belly, Xiao Yue looked at Le Zhengyuan pitifully.

Le Zhengyuan sighed: "Put on your clothes. From today on, festival..."

"No!" Xiao Yue said sadly and indignantly, "Maosheng can't eat delicious food, how can I live this day!"

Le Zhengyuan looked at Xiao Yue's sincere grief and indignation, and raised his forehead: "Then exercise! Run for more than two hours every day!"

After getting dressed, Xiao Yue trembled.

two hours!You are cat abuse!

"Either exercise or diet, you choose one. I think dieting is easier, what do you think?" Le Zhengyuan threatened.

Xiao Yue said dejectedly, "I know how to exercise..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "I will let the system supervise you, don't try to be lazy."

Xiao Yue: "..." Just thinking that the owner is very busy and cannot supervise his exercise all the time.

Le Zhengyuan said again: "Eat meals as usual, and give up snacks."

Xiao Yue: "...Snacks..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "Or you can choose not to eat and eat snacks. Ribs, potatoes, chicken, duck, fish, delicacies and seafood are all forbidden."

Xiao Yue felt that her soul was going out of her body: "I, I..."

Le Zhengyuan said: "If you have to eat snacks, you can replace them with vegetables and fruits. Dried vegetables and fruits are also fine, the kind without additives. There is also sugar-free skim yogurt."

Xiao Yue took a deep breath: "How can you drink yogurt without sugar!"

Le Zhengyuan said coldly, "You don't need to drink."

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan: "Let's make this decision first. Let the system make a detailed weight loss plan for you later."

System: OK.Organize the host body data.

Xiao Yue was sad and indignant.System, you don't need to be so omnipotent at this time!

So Xiao Yue fell into the dire straits of losing weight. Le Zhengyuan also customized a whole set of cat sports toys for him, and remodeled a room, which was like a cat parkour training place.The designer thought that President Lezheng was going to raise a cat to participate in a cat sports competition.

The fat Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu squatted on the ground, looking at the shelves all over the room, feeling that his whole body was aching even before he started exercising.

What's even worse is that Le Zhengyuan not only let the system monitor him, but also specially set up a camera lens for him.Watch it with him every night.

"Look, your stomach is shaking."

"Look, you're too heavy and slippery."

"Look, you can't even jump if you're so fat."

"Look, you landed on your belly when you ran."

……

……

Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu lay on the ground and was hit like a dead cat.

Le Zhengyuan said: "Let me edit the funniest scene and put music on it for you and store it as black history, okay?"

Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu got up strong and roared at Le Zhengyuan: "Meow! Meow!"

break up!break up!

Le Zhengyuan snorted coldly: "Then seriously lose weight. There are two months left before you will participate in the calligraphy competition. At that time, your stomach will not be able to hide in front of the camera. You want your readers and fans to know you Have you become a fat man now?"

Xiao Xiaomiao, who got up strong, slipped and fell to the ground.

Le Zhengyuan said again: "After the calligraphy competition, it's time for you to participate in the exchange meeting. At that time, the clothes will be custom-made, which will show your figure. Do you want to show your stomach to the alien allies and the alien audience? ?”

Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu's body twitched, the cat's mouth opened slightly, and her soul came out of her body.

As a vain kitten who is particularly proud of his appearance, Le Zhengyuan's words are simply a lethal weapon to him.

Le Zhengyuan's toes in slippers lightly touched Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu, who was paralyzed on the ground: "Please exercise strictly according to the weight loss plan specified by the system, and don't let me see you being lazy, otherwise, you understand?"

Xiao Xiaomiaoqiu twitched again.

QAQ understands, you will hit me, you will make my black history video, and you will skimp on my cat food.

Owner, won't your conscience hurt when you treat your poor kitten like this?

Le Zhengyuan sneered.Because of trusting this greedy and lazy cat, the cat forced itself to become obese.If this cat can't lose weight and affects his health, his conscience will ache!