Interstellar writer is a meow
Chapter 1
"Hi, I'm a reporter from Huaxia Daily. What's Mr. Lezheng's opinion on the outcome of this trial?"
"Hello, Mr. Lezheng, the defendant said that he will appeal, regarding this..."
"Mr. Lezheng, Mr. Lezheng! Regarding the articles published by your uncle on the Internet, you..."
……
……
When Le Zhengyuan left the gate of the court, the reporters who had been waiting for a long time rushed forward.
Under the protection of bodyguards with a blank face, he ignored the questions of many reporters, entered the car, and left the scene.
"Sir, don't you need to guide public opinion anymore?" asked the middle-aged man in a brown button-up shirt.
Le Zhengyuan said calmly: "The evidence is solid, and the court has already pronounced a verdict. There is nothing to guide. You just need to release your remarks and say that I believe in the notarization of the law."
"Yes, sir." The middle-aged man said respectfully.
A trace of helplessness appeared on Le Zhengyuan's face: "Uncle Guan, you should call me by my name, it's strange to call you master, I'm not old."
Uncle Guan said with a smile, "Master is not a person who is called an old man. Master, you are the head of the family now, so you should be called like that."
Le Zhengyuan showed a hint of sarcasm: "What patriarch, I don't intend to afford that group of useless people."
Uncle Guan said: "I'm not talking about the Lezheng family, but about your little family, my lord."
Le Zhengyuan was even more helpless: "Yes, yes, now I am the only one left in this family."
Uncle Guan smiled and said, "Isn't there a cat?"
Le Zhengyuan had an ugly look on his face as if he had swallowed a fly.
He lowered his head, looked at the stick figure cat face on the back of his hand that only he could see, and couldn't help grinding his teeth.
Le Zhengyuan looked at Uncle Guan's expression of seeing a joke, coughed dryly and said, "What did Dabai do today, is he still studying?"
Uncle Guan said: "Lele has already passed the third grade of elementary school. Today is the holiday. I am watching a documentary about the period of great immigration that was very popular a while ago."
Le Zhengyuan snorted coldly: "I've only passed the third grade now? What a stupid cat."
Uncle Guan smiled and said, "Lele has only been here for a year, so don't be too harsh, master."
Le Zhengyuan sneered: "It took only a year to pass the third-grade academic qualification test, so it really shouldn't be too harsh. His brain has probably assimilated with a cat."
Uncle Guan smiled and stopped talking.Uncle Guan is very used to his master's expression of disgust when he mentions the white cat.But no matter how much the master dislikes it, the white cat is the master's life-saving cat, and the master also treats the white cat as a family member in his life, and Uncle Guan will continue to treat the white cat as his little master.
What's more, the white cat is really cute and caring, which makes Uncle Guan like it very much.It is rare for Uncle Guan to ignore Le Zhengyuan's feelings, instead of calling the white cat "Dabai" who is dying with Le Zhengyuan, but the white cat's nickname "Lele", you know how much Uncle Guan likes the white cat.
Le Zhengyuan also knew that Uncle Guan was partial to the white cat, so he stopped talking after a few words.
This time the court session was held on Huadu Star, Le Zhengyuan's home was on Huadu Star, and he returned home soon.
Uncle Guan was going to make arrangements for dinner, Le Zhengyuan went upstairs to his study, and as expected, he saw a white cat the size of two palms lying in front of the computer screen, watching a documentary while crying .
It is said to be a white cat, but its coat color is not pure white.His ears are black, his eyes have figure eight black eye makeup, and he wears black gloves on his limbs.The black of his ears, eye makeup and gloves is not a pure black, but a faint ink color like Huaguo ink painting.The snow-white body has added a few ink-colored decorations, making the white cat look even more cute and coquettish.
When Le Zhengyuan saw this cat, he felt very familiar. After returning to Huadu Star, he looked it up and thought that this cat was very similar to a kind of pet cat called "Muppet cat" in the old days.However, it not only has the eye makeup of a two-color puppet cat, but also has the black gloves of a seal-colored puppet cat. Its fur is not as long as that of a puppet cat, and its eyes are golden. It should not be an old puppet cat.
According to the cat himself, his race is the common old Huaguo cow-patterned native cat.
Le Zhengyuan's face is full of hehe, it is possible that the native cat of Huaguo is a string of native cats and puppet cats?But the cow pattern... Do you think I'm blind?The cow pattern looks like this?Black ears, black gloves, eight-character eye pattern, you are obviously a panda pattern, right?
Then the cat didn't know what kind of stimulus it was, what kind of nerves it got, and it was furious immediately, and it jumped up and pawed.
Le Zhengyuan finished his memories, coughed dryly, and drew the attention of the stupid cat whose face was wet from crying to himself: "Whatever you cry about is a thing of the past."
The stupid cat sniffed: "Meow..."
Le Zhengyuan looked at the stupid cat's sloppy face, angrily pulled a napkin, and wiped the tears and snot from the stupid cat's face.
Xiao Yue obediently sat in Le Zhengyuan's arms, asking his contractor to serve him and wipe his face.When Le Zhengyuan's hands were heavy or blocked his view of the screen, he would pat Le Zhengyuan's arm with a meat pad. Although Le Zhengyuan's face was stinky, he would still follow Xiao Yue's request to pay attention to his hands. strength, or move away the hand that blocked Xiao Yue's sight.
————————————————————
The cat is named Xiao Yue.Lele is his nickname, Dabai... He doesn't admit that he has this name.Although when Le Zhengyuan called Dabai, he would respond.
Xiao Yue belongs to the era of the Earth's calendar, or the people of the old era, according to the definition of people today.
But strictly speaking, he is not a human being.
Xiao Yue is a cat, a native Huaguo cat.It's just that he has been able to transform into a human form since he can remember, was adopted by his adoptive parents, grew up like an ordinary child, studied, went to school, took the college entrance examination, and worked.
Xiao Yue's subconscious told him that he could not become a prototype. Later, when he became sensible and realized that there were cameras everywhere, and got used to human life, he naturally completely forgot about the prototype.
Xiao Yue recognizes himself as an ordinary human being—although he has nothing special about him other than being a cat.He was raised by his adoptive parents, and the biggest blow he has suffered so far is that he is about to graduate from university and is preparing for the public exam when his adoptive father is old and dies of illness.The adoptive mother was originally in good health, but she unexpectedly passed away peacefully the day after her adoptive father passed away, as if she followed her adoptive father.
Although the assets left by her adoptive parents are enough for Xiao Yue to live on, the lack of emotion still makes Xiao Yue depressed.After graduating from university, he became a squat at home, and he hasn't come out of sadness for a long time.
When Xiao Yue was woken up by being scolded by relatives and friends, he cheered up and submitted his resume to pass the written test interview. He had just started work for a month when he was covered by a beam of light from a UFO that suddenly appeared.
At the moment when she was covered by the beam of light, Xiao Yue suddenly remembered her identity as a cat demon, and wondered if she could have escaped catastrophe if she had reacted and turned into a cat.
But if he escaped, he might be handed over to the country because of his identity as a cat demon.
Freedom and survival, I don't know which is more important.Or is being captured by a UFO just a loss of freedom?
It's just... what the hell is a UFO? !What are you going to do to me? !
Xiao Yue fainted after being covered by the light, and when he came to his senses, he thought he was saved.But he was surrounded by ruins, and what he looked down at was the familiar black-gloved cat's paw—well, it was indeed very strange, and it hadn't been transformed into a prototype for a long time.
Xiao Yue was a little confused, was he saved or not?Is it heaven or hell?At this time, a voice of an unknown item that claimed to be a system, but was introduced as a magic weapon made by a certain great power, sounded in his mind.
"In the last years of the earth's calendar, due to celestial disasters, the earth will not be suitable for human habitation. The people on earth who have entered the interstellar era decided to leave their homeland and go to their new homeland. In the process of going to their new homeland, people took away all the historical relics and information about Historical imagery.
However, during the immigration process, the fleet transporting cultural relics and video materials in Huaguo was attacked by pirates disguised as joint fleets of several countries.Although Hua Guo defeated the attackers, he deviated from the course during the battle, and his whereabouts have been unknown since then.
Although the remains of the spacecraft were found one after another, and many cultural relics and video materials were recovered, there is still no news of the spacecraft numbered 'Zero'.
In the spaceship numbered 'Zero', precious cultural relics and related research materials from all eras of Huaguo before the Republic of China are stored.
Time has entered a new era of star calendar, and the interstellar civilizations of various universes have ended their wars and entered an era of competition for cultural soft power.The Huaxia Star Alliance, formerly known as the Huaguo, is referred to as the Huaxia Alliance, although the technology stands at the top of the universe civilization.However, due to the lack of real objects of ancient civilization, the world gradually does not recognize the ancient civilization and culture of Huameng.
Writing, calligraphy, poetry, articles, tea ceremony, bronze ware, lacquer ware, porcelain, etc. were robbed of origin registration by other Star Alliances.Huameng is called "Star Alliance Without History" by some foreign people. This title is recognized by many people in the new era of Huameng.When Huameng tried its best to fight for its own cultural sources, it was also denounced as a 'cultural robber' and a 'cultural thief'.
As a national treasure that enjoys the luck bonus of Huaguo and can miraculously transform into shape.You were chosen by a magic weapon to come to this era.Please complete the task and reshape the Huaguo culture! "
When Xiao Yue listened to the first half of the system prompt, his heart was filled with shock and a sense of mission, but when he heard the last sentence, he felt something was wrong.
Xiao Yue, who was not used to the cat form, fell step by step to a puddle and observed her own prototype from the reflection on the water surface.
Cat ears, cat head, cat paws, cat tail, yes, I am a cat... What the hell is a national treasure?
Although it has no self-awareness and emotions, the otherwise intelligent system thoughtfully gave photos and text descriptions of the national treasure, indicating that it is definitely looking for contractors strictly according to the producer's intentions.
Well, the national treasure of Huaguo, black ears, black eye circles, black gloves, and a special note that the tail is white, don't mistake it.
Panda.
Xiao Yue looked at his own black ears, splayed eye circles, black gloves, and white tail in the reflection in the water... He couldn't help but let out a shrill meow.
Are you so retarded? !Is a panda a cat? !Who the hell told you that pandas are cats! !
System: The producer stored the wrong photo. The photo shows a hairless mouse. I can only find the fine national treasure according to the text description. Is it my fault?
"Hello, Mr. Lezheng, the defendant said that he will appeal, regarding this..."
"Mr. Lezheng, Mr. Lezheng! Regarding the articles published by your uncle on the Internet, you..."
……
……
When Le Zhengyuan left the gate of the court, the reporters who had been waiting for a long time rushed forward.
Under the protection of bodyguards with a blank face, he ignored the questions of many reporters, entered the car, and left the scene.
"Sir, don't you need to guide public opinion anymore?" asked the middle-aged man in a brown button-up shirt.
Le Zhengyuan said calmly: "The evidence is solid, and the court has already pronounced a verdict. There is nothing to guide. You just need to release your remarks and say that I believe in the notarization of the law."
"Yes, sir." The middle-aged man said respectfully.
A trace of helplessness appeared on Le Zhengyuan's face: "Uncle Guan, you should call me by my name, it's strange to call you master, I'm not old."
Uncle Guan said with a smile, "Master is not a person who is called an old man. Master, you are the head of the family now, so you should be called like that."
Le Zhengyuan showed a hint of sarcasm: "What patriarch, I don't intend to afford that group of useless people."
Uncle Guan said: "I'm not talking about the Lezheng family, but about your little family, my lord."
Le Zhengyuan was even more helpless: "Yes, yes, now I am the only one left in this family."
Uncle Guan smiled and said, "Isn't there a cat?"
Le Zhengyuan had an ugly look on his face as if he had swallowed a fly.
He lowered his head, looked at the stick figure cat face on the back of his hand that only he could see, and couldn't help grinding his teeth.
Le Zhengyuan looked at Uncle Guan's expression of seeing a joke, coughed dryly and said, "What did Dabai do today, is he still studying?"
Uncle Guan said: "Lele has already passed the third grade of elementary school. Today is the holiday. I am watching a documentary about the period of great immigration that was very popular a while ago."
Le Zhengyuan snorted coldly: "I've only passed the third grade now? What a stupid cat."
Uncle Guan smiled and said, "Lele has only been here for a year, so don't be too harsh, master."
Le Zhengyuan sneered: "It took only a year to pass the third-grade academic qualification test, so it really shouldn't be too harsh. His brain has probably assimilated with a cat."
Uncle Guan smiled and stopped talking.Uncle Guan is very used to his master's expression of disgust when he mentions the white cat.But no matter how much the master dislikes it, the white cat is the master's life-saving cat, and the master also treats the white cat as a family member in his life, and Uncle Guan will continue to treat the white cat as his little master.
What's more, the white cat is really cute and caring, which makes Uncle Guan like it very much.It is rare for Uncle Guan to ignore Le Zhengyuan's feelings, instead of calling the white cat "Dabai" who is dying with Le Zhengyuan, but the white cat's nickname "Lele", you know how much Uncle Guan likes the white cat.
Le Zhengyuan also knew that Uncle Guan was partial to the white cat, so he stopped talking after a few words.
This time the court session was held on Huadu Star, Le Zhengyuan's home was on Huadu Star, and he returned home soon.
Uncle Guan was going to make arrangements for dinner, Le Zhengyuan went upstairs to his study, and as expected, he saw a white cat the size of two palms lying in front of the computer screen, watching a documentary while crying .
It is said to be a white cat, but its coat color is not pure white.His ears are black, his eyes have figure eight black eye makeup, and he wears black gloves on his limbs.The black of his ears, eye makeup and gloves is not a pure black, but a faint ink color like Huaguo ink painting.The snow-white body has added a few ink-colored decorations, making the white cat look even more cute and coquettish.
When Le Zhengyuan saw this cat, he felt very familiar. After returning to Huadu Star, he looked it up and thought that this cat was very similar to a kind of pet cat called "Muppet cat" in the old days.However, it not only has the eye makeup of a two-color puppet cat, but also has the black gloves of a seal-colored puppet cat. Its fur is not as long as that of a puppet cat, and its eyes are golden. It should not be an old puppet cat.
According to the cat himself, his race is the common old Huaguo cow-patterned native cat.
Le Zhengyuan's face is full of hehe, it is possible that the native cat of Huaguo is a string of native cats and puppet cats?But the cow pattern... Do you think I'm blind?The cow pattern looks like this?Black ears, black gloves, eight-character eye pattern, you are obviously a panda pattern, right?
Then the cat didn't know what kind of stimulus it was, what kind of nerves it got, and it was furious immediately, and it jumped up and pawed.
Le Zhengyuan finished his memories, coughed dryly, and drew the attention of the stupid cat whose face was wet from crying to himself: "Whatever you cry about is a thing of the past."
The stupid cat sniffed: "Meow..."
Le Zhengyuan looked at the stupid cat's sloppy face, angrily pulled a napkin, and wiped the tears and snot from the stupid cat's face.
Xiao Yue obediently sat in Le Zhengyuan's arms, asking his contractor to serve him and wipe his face.When Le Zhengyuan's hands were heavy or blocked his view of the screen, he would pat Le Zhengyuan's arm with a meat pad. Although Le Zhengyuan's face was stinky, he would still follow Xiao Yue's request to pay attention to his hands. strength, or move away the hand that blocked Xiao Yue's sight.
————————————————————
The cat is named Xiao Yue.Lele is his nickname, Dabai... He doesn't admit that he has this name.Although when Le Zhengyuan called Dabai, he would respond.
Xiao Yue belongs to the era of the Earth's calendar, or the people of the old era, according to the definition of people today.
But strictly speaking, he is not a human being.
Xiao Yue is a cat, a native Huaguo cat.It's just that he has been able to transform into a human form since he can remember, was adopted by his adoptive parents, grew up like an ordinary child, studied, went to school, took the college entrance examination, and worked.
Xiao Yue's subconscious told him that he could not become a prototype. Later, when he became sensible and realized that there were cameras everywhere, and got used to human life, he naturally completely forgot about the prototype.
Xiao Yue recognizes himself as an ordinary human being—although he has nothing special about him other than being a cat.He was raised by his adoptive parents, and the biggest blow he has suffered so far is that he is about to graduate from university and is preparing for the public exam when his adoptive father is old and dies of illness.The adoptive mother was originally in good health, but she unexpectedly passed away peacefully the day after her adoptive father passed away, as if she followed her adoptive father.
Although the assets left by her adoptive parents are enough for Xiao Yue to live on, the lack of emotion still makes Xiao Yue depressed.After graduating from university, he became a squat at home, and he hasn't come out of sadness for a long time.
When Xiao Yue was woken up by being scolded by relatives and friends, he cheered up and submitted his resume to pass the written test interview. He had just started work for a month when he was covered by a beam of light from a UFO that suddenly appeared.
At the moment when she was covered by the beam of light, Xiao Yue suddenly remembered her identity as a cat demon, and wondered if she could have escaped catastrophe if she had reacted and turned into a cat.
But if he escaped, he might be handed over to the country because of his identity as a cat demon.
Freedom and survival, I don't know which is more important.Or is being captured by a UFO just a loss of freedom?
It's just... what the hell is a UFO? !What are you going to do to me? !
Xiao Yue fainted after being covered by the light, and when he came to his senses, he thought he was saved.But he was surrounded by ruins, and what he looked down at was the familiar black-gloved cat's paw—well, it was indeed very strange, and it hadn't been transformed into a prototype for a long time.
Xiao Yue was a little confused, was he saved or not?Is it heaven or hell?At this time, a voice of an unknown item that claimed to be a system, but was introduced as a magic weapon made by a certain great power, sounded in his mind.
"In the last years of the earth's calendar, due to celestial disasters, the earth will not be suitable for human habitation. The people on earth who have entered the interstellar era decided to leave their homeland and go to their new homeland. In the process of going to their new homeland, people took away all the historical relics and information about Historical imagery.
However, during the immigration process, the fleet transporting cultural relics and video materials in Huaguo was attacked by pirates disguised as joint fleets of several countries.Although Hua Guo defeated the attackers, he deviated from the course during the battle, and his whereabouts have been unknown since then.
Although the remains of the spacecraft were found one after another, and many cultural relics and video materials were recovered, there is still no news of the spacecraft numbered 'Zero'.
In the spaceship numbered 'Zero', precious cultural relics and related research materials from all eras of Huaguo before the Republic of China are stored.
Time has entered a new era of star calendar, and the interstellar civilizations of various universes have ended their wars and entered an era of competition for cultural soft power.The Huaxia Star Alliance, formerly known as the Huaguo, is referred to as the Huaxia Alliance, although the technology stands at the top of the universe civilization.However, due to the lack of real objects of ancient civilization, the world gradually does not recognize the ancient civilization and culture of Huameng.
Writing, calligraphy, poetry, articles, tea ceremony, bronze ware, lacquer ware, porcelain, etc. were robbed of origin registration by other Star Alliances.Huameng is called "Star Alliance Without History" by some foreign people. This title is recognized by many people in the new era of Huameng.When Huameng tried its best to fight for its own cultural sources, it was also denounced as a 'cultural robber' and a 'cultural thief'.
As a national treasure that enjoys the luck bonus of Huaguo and can miraculously transform into shape.You were chosen by a magic weapon to come to this era.Please complete the task and reshape the Huaguo culture! "
When Xiao Yue listened to the first half of the system prompt, his heart was filled with shock and a sense of mission, but when he heard the last sentence, he felt something was wrong.
Xiao Yue, who was not used to the cat form, fell step by step to a puddle and observed her own prototype from the reflection on the water surface.
Cat ears, cat head, cat paws, cat tail, yes, I am a cat... What the hell is a national treasure?
Although it has no self-awareness and emotions, the otherwise intelligent system thoughtfully gave photos and text descriptions of the national treasure, indicating that it is definitely looking for contractors strictly according to the producer's intentions.
Well, the national treasure of Huaguo, black ears, black eye circles, black gloves, and a special note that the tail is white, don't mistake it.
Panda.
Xiao Yue looked at his own black ears, splayed eye circles, black gloves, and white tail in the reflection in the water... He couldn't help but let out a shrill meow.
Are you so retarded? !Is a panda a cat? !Who the hell told you that pandas are cats! !
System: The producer stored the wrong photo. The photo shows a hairless mouse. I can only find the fine national treasure according to the text description. Is it my fault?
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