I heard that the movie star retired to get married

It rained a little in the morning, and the wild ducks of the provincial team, who had only slipped for a day, were driven back to the indoor training hall to practice running and flexibility on the sports equipment, like hamsters stuffed into running wheels and twirling in circles .

"...Diving looks simple, but it pays more attention to basic skills than other sports. Don't always think about practicing the platform. If you don't have basic physical strength, you can't turn in the air, and the water splash is not good. Don't even think about getting high scores in the main competition." Coach Seeing this group of brats listless, their arms and legs seemed to be broken and they couldn't straighten themselves, they rolled up their sleeves and shouted loudly, "Give me all the strength you used to jerk off last night!"

"Ahem..." Captain Chen Li coughed in embarrassment, and discussed with the coach, "Can we not use such vulgar things as examples next time?"

The coach sat on the teacher's chair with his legs crossed, dragged his sunglasses up and put it on top of his head, and gave Chen Li a white look, "Masturbation is a physiological need, just like eating and shit, what's so vulgar? Let me put it another way, take out the strength that you and your right hand were lingering and sweating last night."

As soon as he said this, the hamster who was circling in circles suddenly lost his strength, and didn't even want to move even for melon seeds.

"What kind of sunglasses are you wearing indoors..." Chen Li jumped off the treadmill, couldn't stand it, and walked up to the coach who was drinking Coke and smoking French fries and came on vacation, "Coach, are you stimulated by Xiaobei's marriage?" Are you mentally ill?"

"Why should I be provoked by him!" The coach whose single time is equal to his age was poked at the sore spot, and jumped up impatiently to accuse them, "Speaking of Xiaobei, his jumping movements are beautiful and standardized, how entertaining is it? It's because The usual basic skills are solid! Look at you..."

Before he finished speaking, a fluffy head appeared from the side.

"Coach, did you call me?" Lin Xiaobei rushed to the side of the coach at some point, wrapped tightly in an oversized sea blue and white striped bath towel.

"Ouch!" The coach jumped half a meter away in fright, and dropped the french fries in his mouth to the ground, and splashed blood-red ketchup on the hem of Lin Xiaobei's bath towel.

The bath towel wrapped him airtight, not exposing an inch of skin from his neck to his feet.There was also a hat on the towel, and there were two furry cat ears on the hat, which trembled with his movements, looking like real ears.

"Lin Xiaobei?" The coach stared at him as if he had never seen this person before, "Didn't you get married?"

"Well, I have already received the certificate." Lin Xiaobei took out his hands from the two holes dug out on the side of the bath towel, opened the schoolbag he brought over, and found a red book and a box of delicately packaged candies from it, "I I brought happy candies for everyone, and the nutritionist has seen the formula, so you can eat them all."

His schoolbag was full of boxes of wedding candies, and he took out the boxes and handed them to the team members who gathered.

"Yo, Xiao Bei, it's different when you're married, even the bath towels have been changed." Chen Li touched the small ears on his head, rubbing and rubbing them fondly, "Where did you buy them? They feel really good."

"Fuck off, get the candy and continue training. Anyone who doesn't stop me will be punished for half an hour. And Lin Xiaobei, even if you put on your pajamas, you have to take them off when it's time to go on stage. Such a big bath towel, Why are you so cute?" The coach put the wedding candy aside, opened the marriage certificate and glanced at it, and kept scolding, "I didn't ask you to stay for two more days, just to accompany you..."

In the middle of speaking, the coach looked at the photo on the marriage certificate and the name next to it, squeezed his eyes hard, and hiccupped.

"He doesn't want me to delay training." Lin Xiaobei replied after taking the coach's words.

In fact, Ji Ling's original words were saying, "For a person like you who has dedicated himself to the country's diving career and would rather die than surrender, if you take an extra day off, you will definitely feel that you are wasting your life."

"You..." The coach, who was always full of acrimony, was miraculously choked up. After thinking about how to address him for a long time, he stumbled and said, "This marriage partner, did she have plastic surgery like Ji Ling?"

"Huh?" Lin Xiaobei finished distributing the wedding candy, leaned over and pointed to the spouse's name column, "He is Ji Ling."

"Oh, he changed his name after Ji Ling." The coach nodded in a daze, and said sadly, "Xiaobei, it's normal for you to pursue stars at your age, but you have to be moderate. You can't just because this person is different from that Ji Ling who made a movie." Ling is a bit like him, so I was so fascinated by him that I don’t know where your name is. Ji Ling is handsome and good-looking in acting, but you didn’t see how difficult that person is to get along with? The interview didn’t say a word, and Weibo only posted half a year Three words..."

"It was requested by the manager not to talk during the interview, because he was afraid that he would offend others, and he didn't post much on Weibo because he was too lazy to type." Lin Xiaobei sincerely defended his spouse, "He is very easy to get along with, and he is good at taking care of others. and…"

"Don't worry about it, I'm sorry that you are so young and chasing stars like crazy." The coach turned his head and saw a face that was more than 120% similar to Ji Ling, pointing at that person and continuing to teach Lin Xiaobei, "Look , everyone follows Ji Lingzheng, now he is also a passer-by. If you marry him, everyone on the road will look like your marriage partner in the future."

Ji Ling walked around for a long time before reaching the training ground, which caused an uproar from the other team members.He raised his index finger to his lips, signaling them to be quiet and not to make too much noise.

When the team members saw the Gao Leng actor who was walking over slowly and smiled in this direction, they looked like they had seen a ghost, and they hurriedly looked away without daring to breathe.

As soon as he walked to Lin Xiaobei's side, he met an old man who pointed at his nose and scolded him for plastic surgery.

Jingui's seasoned film star peeled off the last piece of orange peel, and said calmly, "Then you too, let's see which hospital can regenerate you."

"I..." The coach reprimanded the kids in the diving team all the year round, and his sharp tongue can win ten grand slams in the sports world.Suddenly meeting someone who was more annoying than him, he held his breath for a while before answering, "I like natural beauty."

"You have courage to say that you are beautiful with a wrinkled face against your conscience." Ji Ling saw a grand teacher's chair beside him, swayed over to sit down, and waved to Lin Xiaobei, "Bei Bei, come here."

Whose dog is Beibei?

The coach looked around trying to find 'Babe'.

"Oh..." Lin Xiaobei responded.

Ji Ling often called him Beibei when he was a child, but he never heard such a name when he grew up.Unexpectedly, he would be called so affectionately in front of the coach and teammates, Lin Xiaobei lowered his head in shame, and slowly moved over, "What?"

Ji Ling motioned Lin Xiaobei to lean over, rubbed the hairy ears on top of his head, and put a piece of the orange that had been peeled for a long time to his mouth, "Open your mouth, and help me taste whether it's sweet or not."

The coach was choked up by this blatant dog food, and he couldn't do anything about the legal couple, so he turned his back and took out his phone from the pocket of his shorts to search for Ji Ling's photo.

Don't tell me, it's really the same. The plastic surgery technology is so advanced now?

But this person is definitely not Ji Ling who made the movie. I heard that the one in the entertainment industry is so cold and aloof. Even the best actor is not willing to accept the award. How could he come to the training ground to feed people oranges with his own hands.

The coach complained secretly, holding the enlarged movie promotional photo on the mobile phone, and secretly looked at it for comparison.

It's okay not to look at it, but when he glanced at it, he choked on the dog food again.

Being fed by Ji Ling himself, even if it happened in private, Lin Xiaobei would feel embarrassed.He quickly bit the corner of the orange petal, bit it over, chewed it casually, and swallowed it. He didn't taste the taste at all, and hurriedly replied, "It's very sweet."

This is not perfunctory, as long as it is fed by Ji Ling, it must be very sweet.

He bit it so fast that the juice from the orange overflowed and stuck to the corner of his mouth.Ji Ling held his face, and slowly wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth with his fingertips.

The place touched was hot and was about to burn.Lin Xiaobei quickly dodged, lowered his head and called embarrassingly, "Mr. Ji..."

Ji Ling brought the finger that touched the corner of his mouth to his lips, frivolously stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick off the juice, his phoenix eyes slanted, "Bei Bei, you called it wrong again."

Lin Xiaobei buried his head even lower, not daring to look at his current appearance, for fear that he would get lost in the way of this man's appearance.His voice was so low that he could hardly hear him, and he changed his words as if he was being bullied to the point of crying, "Brother Ji Ling..."

"Well, remember next time. We're both married, you can't call me so old." Ji Ling satisfactorily put the rest of the oranges in his hands, forgiving the thin-skinned, paper-like Dear baby, "Hey, let's go to training."

If Lin Xiaobei was granted an amnesty, he would quickly walk to the training area with the orange in his hand, accept the congratulations from the other players with the orange in his hand, his eyes narrowed into two slits in a smile, revealing a small pointed canine tooth.

Chen Li joked that he could really take off in this suit, and Lin Xiaobei opened his arms and flashed twice in cooperation.

The whole diving team was immersed in the joyous atmosphere, except for a boy who was wearing black swimming trunks and looked only one or two years older than Lin Xiaobei, who stood in the corner and did not come over, with a sullen look that didn't fit in with the whole team.

Ji Ling lazily sat on the grand teacher's chair, took out another orange from his pocket and held it in his hand, looking at the smiling and warm Xiaobei in the crowd, he was so happy that he was about to fly.

The coach has repeatedly confirmed the modern plastic surgery technology, but it seems that it has not yet reached the level of turning dead wood into pillars without any traces. Holding the mobile phone, he cautiously approached and asked, "Are you really the actor Ji Ling?"

"It used to be, but now I'm retired." Ji Ling leaned back on the chair, stretched out his hand and passed the orange, "Peel it off."

coach:……

Abducting my team members, robbing my chair, and asking me to peel oranges for you, how can there be such a beating person in the world?

However, this person couldn't be provoked, so the coach had no choice but to endure the humiliation, snatched the orange and peeled it back to him, asking, "You sent Xiaobei here for training, right? Now that he's here, when do you plan to leave?"

"Xiaobei is still here, why should I leave? I'm too scumbag to separate when I just got married." Ji Ling broke off a piece of orange and threw it into his mouth, thinking that this orange is really sweet, and the taste in Xiaobei's mouth must be even sweeter. sweet.

"So you're not going to go?" asked the coach, who was on the verge of collapse.

"The season is coming soon." Ji Ling gnawed on an orange to admire Xiaobei, and said something without thinking.

season.

The coach instantly realized his purpose, and his face suddenly became serious.

"I won't let what happened last year repeat itself." Ji Ling suppressed his smile, his hands were wet, and he didn't know when the orange juice was squeezed out by him.

"It was an accident..." the coach tried to explain.

"Xiaobei's current level, even if he jumps with his eyes closed, it is impossible for him to be knocked on the platform and suffer such serious injuries."

Thinking back to this time last year, Xiao Bei excitedly invited himself to watch the game the day before the game, but was taken away from the game by an ambulance the next day, Ji Ling's eyes turned cold.

"Whether you are covering up on purpose or you really don't know anything, I don't have to pursue it." Ji Ling raised his eyes slightly and stared at the coach fiercely, "It's just that I won't tolerate people who try to harm him."