I heard that the movie star retired to get married

"Ah..." Lin Xiaobei stared straight at the bottom of his buttocks, and uttered a short cry following Lin Yi's movement of twisting his hips.

"What's wrong?" Lin Yi moved his butt again, feeling that his butt was not only sticky, but also a little painful.He was embarrassed to scratch, and heard Lin Xiaobei yelling, thinking that he was dissatisfied with this arrangement, "Don't feel discouraged, there is still a chance. As long as you dance well, you will definitely make it to the final."

"I'm not discouraged," Lin Xiaobei shook his head, pointing at the bottom of Lin Yi's butt.After hesitating for a while, I was a little embarrassed, "A piece of honey fell out there just now, and a few bees flew over, and then..."

You crush them to death.

When Lin Yi moved his butt for the first time, he also saw the poor bee struggling and flicking its wings, and angrily piercing the sharp end of the bee through the swimming trunks.

From just now, Lin Xiaobei wanted to find an opportunity to remind him.But that part was a little awkward, and Lin Yi was too involved in talking, so he couldn't get in the words.

"Uh..." Lin Yi quickly jumped up and looked down at the seat on the ground where he was sitting just now.The remains of a few bees were pressed into the honey and turned into a puddle of cake.

"Why are you wearing glasses today..." Lin Yi's face turned darker with fright, and he turned to lift up his swimming trunks to check his buttocks that had been stung by bees.

"Hahahaha, it's useless to wear your glasses!" Ma Li laughed heartlessly, helped Lin Xiaobei's shoulders to stand up, leaned over and frivolously lifted up his swimming trunks and looked in, " Oops, the thorns are still sticking inside."

"Where is it?" Lin Yi touched the back of his hand twice, but he didn't touch the bee sting, but it made his butt hurt even more.

"I said, why are you still blind even with glasses on? Shouldn't your prescription go up?" Chen Li supported Lin Xiaobei's other shoulder to stand up, walked over to stand next to Ma Li, and looked into Lin Yi's underwear, meaning He whistled deeply, "I didn't see it, you weren't black in the first place."

Lin Yi said, "I'm purebred, how can I be born black."

Pressed by the two of them from left to right, Lin Xiaobei, who was barely tall, got up and looked over curiously.

"You came just in time. Lin Yi supported your younger brother and pouted his butt." Seeing that he couldn't find the location for a long time, Ma Ma said.

Lin Yi supported Lin Xiaobei's shoulders, feeling that his swimming trunks had been ripped off.It feels a bit strange that the parts that have not seen the sun for many years are also exposed to the sun.

Chen Li and Ma Li swung left and right, picked out a few bee stings, and slapped his wheat-colored buttocks twice, "Put up your pants, you're going to be tanned again, your whole body is the same color."

"Hiss...hehe." Lin Yi lifted his pants, did not show any meaning to their attitude, and said with a silly smile, "Thank you."

"Captain," Lin Xiaobei said in surprise when he saw that his pants were stripped and his butt was spanked, and he was still not angry, "You have a really good temper."

"It's not that he has a good temper, it's that he has no temper." Zuo Mumu finally finished his punishment, and walked over wiping his hair, his skin was as white as snow, "Lin Yi only sees the platform, and everything other than the platform, he Didn't even think about it."

Zuo Mumu's voice was always cold and clear, like Little Snow White Prince.Seeing him coming, the warm atmosphere here froze for a moment.Chen Li and Ma Ma let go of Lin Yi's swollen buttocks, and subconsciously changed the rules.

"Did he tell you all the rules of the national competition? It's only been a few days, so you should prepare well." When Zuo Mumu spoke, he looked at Lin Xiaobei intentionally or unintentionally, "Everyone in the national team is very selective. Careful selection, I started diving since I was a child, and I have been training with the national team for several years. They can represent the country when they come out, and they are stronger than the opponents you have encountered before. Don’t think about the game so easily.”

"Yes, we know." Ma Li answered first, with a casual tone in his tone, and told him what happened just now with a playful smile, "Lin Yi's butt was stung by a bee, do you want to help him apply medicine? "

"Why should I help him with the medicine?" Zuo Mumu frowned, and said with disgust, "The butt is better to do it yourself."

"Huh..." Chen Li looked at him suspiciously, "Aren't you a couple?"

"Am I a couple with him?" Lin Yi asked back in a daze. After a while, he exaggeratedly covered his stomach and squatted down, laughing with tears, "Hahahaha, Mumu said we are a couple haha!"

"Isn't it?" Ma Lifu looked at Ren Ji, and always felt that they were inseparable, and the two-player board also had a tacit understanding.

Zuo Mumu had a cold face, obviously unhappy, "You have to be basic to practice the double board? What do you think of the double board?"

"No, it's not..." Ma Li scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

Lin Xiaobei blinked at Lin Yi, then at Zuo Mumu, as if he had discovered something, "Are you brothers?"

"Xiaobei, what are you talking about in your sleep?" Chen Li rubbed his head twice, "They both look different and have different surnames, how could it be..."

"Hahaha, we are brothers." Lin Yi finally had enough of laughing, straightened up and said to them, "Zuo Mumu understand, I am a younger brother born by a mother."

"what?!"

Why can marinated eggs and boiled eggs pop out of a mother's stomach?

...

"You provincial team, it's so fucking difficult!" After the afternoon's training, the exhausted national team member turned over on the shore, exposed his belly on his back, and said to Chen Li and Ma Ma, who had already gotten to know each other well, " I thought the training of the national team was miserable enough, but your provincial team turned out to be even more perverted."

"Our coach is not a man!" Ma Li and Chen Li were lying side by side, breathing in but not out, probably useless. I have been under my command for ten or eight years, but I am still not used to it.”

"I'm sure I'm dying..." Chen Li turned over, face down, and asked dying with his arm on Ma Li's stomach, "Where's Xiao Bei? Aren't you coming to see me off for the last time?"

"What are you looking for, Xiaobei? He's still training." Ma Li thumped his legs and tried to kick his arm off, but failed, so he simply lay still on his back.

"Still training?" Chen Li fell on the wet concrete floor, muttering in disbelief, "Actually, sometimes, I think Xiaobei is more perverted than the coach."

The coach finally let Lin Xiaobei practice platform jumping today. He was so excited that he couldn't stop jumping up and down.

Ji Ling stood by with a big bath towel and bubble gum, and yawned lazily.

"Brother!" Xiaobei wiped the water off his face excitedly, jumped out of the swimming pool and ran to Ji Ling, and happily said to him, "I have completely mastered my reflexes for three and a half weeks, and I can practice new movements!"

"New moves?" Ji Ling was stunned for a moment, looking down at him, "What else do you want to practice?"

"I want to practice a lot..." Lin Xiaobei said a few words, feeling something was wrong.He asked cautiously, "Brother, are you unhappy?"

"It's nothing to be unhappy about." Ji Ling replied.He frowned slightly, looking visibly unhappy.

Seeing that his expression was obviously unhappy, Lin Xiaobei shrank his neck, "Did I offend you?"

"Well, yes." Ji Lingtian didn't know how to beat around the bush, so he simply admitted.He squinted at Lin Xiaobei, his voice was cold, "How many times have you fallen down after practicing for three and a half weeks?"

"Probably not many," Lin Xiaobei felt guilty, knelt down with his earlobe in his hands, and replied in a low voice, "Only... seven or eight times?"

"Seven or eight times? It's almost the same if you add two zeros after it." Ji Ling just kept silent just now, hoping to see when Lin Xiaobei would stop on his own initiative.

As a result, after standing here and waiting for a long time, the child still has no intention of stopping, and is tireless like a cricket.

Tsk, it's really going to be turned upside down.

"There are so many..." Lin Xiaobei didn't count how many times he jumped, but it was definitely not as many as Ji Ling said.Seeing that Ji Ling was angry, he didn't dare to talk back. He squatted on the ground and raised his head, opened his eyes wide, and changed the subject begging for mercy, "Brother, what shall we have for dinner?"

Ji Ling always felt that the menus in the canteen of the national team were all pig food, so he took Lin Xiaobei to cook a small stove every day.Over time, Lin Xiaobei finally became a qualified snack.

"Eat fried crickets." Ji Ling said coolly.

"What are fried crickets..." Lin Xiaobei rubbed his red ears, stood up and leaned over, and tugged on Ji Ling's clothes, "Are you still angry?"

"Huh..." Of course Ji Ling was angry, so angry that he wanted to take off his pants and push him to the ground.But he knew that he couldn't reason with Lin Xiaobei.

This child can only act coquettishly, and pass the test with cuteness.It is very shameless to admit mistakes in advance and beg for mercy before hitting.

Uncle Ji hates the world and dominates the world, but when he meets Lin Xiaobei, he has nothing to do, so he can only accept his fate and spoil him to heaven.

"I know you are an athlete, you have the great ambition to serve the motherland, and you have a bright future ahead of you. It's just that when you are moving forward, can you treat yourself a little better?" Ji Ling pulled him back, rubbed him in his arms, and helped He dried his hair, "What should I do if you suffer from any disease?"

"Brother Ji Ling," Lin Xiaobei called him in a low voice, then asked after a pause, "Are you waiting for me to support you?"

"Hehe..." The rare confession was misinterpreted by him as such.Ji Ling was so angry that he threw the towel on him, and said coldly, "Then I might as well buy pension insurance."

Ji Ling was so angry that Lin Xiaobei didn't dare to continue training, and followed him out of the training hall.Just after going out, I met a few people from the national team who had just taken a breath and were about to go to dinner together.

When they were training, they didn't bother to look to the side, and they didn't know who the masked black knight was standing in front of.Now that Ji Ling took off his sunglasses and mask in the training hall, few people recognized him.

"Damn it, Ji Ling!" There were three or four fans of Ji Ling in the national team. Seeing him, they were so scared that they couldn't speak. "Where did you come from?"

"Of course he came out of his mother's stomach." Chen Li patted his hand pointing at Ji Ling, and gave them a useless look. "Isn't it Ji Ling? He sat there all day today. gone."

"Ah! Then has he seen me in swimming trunks? If I had known I would have come here in thongs, how embarrassing~"

"Ji Ling, you have to be responsible to me!"

"Husband, I've already taken off, please come face to face with me!"