I heard that the movie star retired to get married

Lin Xiaobei stopped at the roadside billboard and waited for a taxi.

A huge poster was pasted inside the billboard, and in the middle of the poster was a man's cold, unparalleled beauty in his prosperity.

Ji Ling's external image is high on the top of the snow mountain, so cold that ice balls fall down.He looks indifferent by nature, his thin lips have been retouched and the curve is more like a sharp blade, and the long and narrow phoenix eyes are indifferent, and there is a pool of icy spring water hidden in the eyes, falling into it can freeze people to pluck their hair. polar bear.

"Obviously not a cold person..." Lin Xiaobei muttered while carrying his schoolbag.

...

"The next six months are free, I want to get married."

half a year?marry?The agent captured a huge amount of information in this sentence, which caused a short-term strike of the large and small brain functions. He opened his mouth and uttered a series of "quack quack" like male ducks, and it took a long time to regain his language function.

"Ji Ling, how lazy can you be? In order to avoid work, you can just use things like marriage as an excuse?" The manager angrily slapped the table, pointed at Ji Ling's straight nose and reprimanded violently , "The last time you asked for leave, you said that your father resurrected the corpse and asked you to send him back to the underworld. The last time you asked for leave, you said that you lost your memory when you woke up, and you pointed at me and called me a puppy. In order to be lazy, there is no reason why you can't make it up." Come out? This time I won’t believe anything I say!”

"But I'm really going to get married," Ji Ling looked at the manager, blinked her smiling eyes and said sincerely, "In order to prepare for marriage, I have already turned down my job for the next six months."

"That's because you didn't take the job at all! Film and television drama invitations, endorsements, and commercial performances have all been rejected. Except for some fixed activities, what is the difference between you and retirement now?" The agent found out after 28 days with constipation that he was cheated on by his wife Looking at the expression on his face, he jumped to roll up his sleeves to fight with Ji Ling, "I don't want to make a movie, I don't want to accept an endorsement, and I'm too lazy to even post on Weibo. Why on earth do people like you become popular?"

"Because I'm good-looking and have acting skills, even if I don't do anything, I'm still approached by famous directors to cooperate with me. You're such an idiot, don't count on it in this life." Ji Ling said in a very embarrassing tone. Manager, snap off the photo frame, turn on the computer to search for the latest diving information, and confirm Lin Xiaobei's competition time.

The air was quiet for a while, and the manager cursed in his heart that this person would flop earlier, piercing through the center of the earth.

Ji Ling probably felt that the hatred was not worth enough, so he said to the manager who was struck by lightning and was now suicidal, "I'm really going to get married, do you want to escape the money?"

"I...!" The manager was at a loss for words, trying to dissuade him from ruining his future, he choked back all the words, "Don't worry, I will definitely give you a big deal! Five 4s, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, no children and no grandchildren!"

"Tsk," Ji Ling raised his eyelids and glanced at him after receiving such a 'blessing', "After all, you have served me for so many years, and your heart is too vicious. If I really die, I will let you be me..."

"I won't call you daddy!" the manager yelled angrily.

"...Grandson." Ji Ling slowly added the second half of the sentence.

grass!Who said that this person is low-key, dedicated, and plain?

"I must have killed your whole family in my previous life, and I was reincarnated as your manager in this life!" The manager reluctantly accepted his excuse of being lazy, and asked reluctantly, "Even if you want to get married, isn't half a year a long time?"

Ji Ling played at a steady level, "Having been married for half a year is considered a long time, and people who have been married for decades should be locked up. Go back and ask your parents why they married you for so many years and gave birth to you for revenge." society."

The manager was speechless, left the office with a blue face and went to the rooftop, intending to hang on the railing to calm down, and if he couldn't calm down, he would jump off and reincarnate.

Ji Ling was overjoyed to win a complete victory, staring at the computer and continuing to study the game time.

The diving competitions are all arranged in summer, and the provincial trials are arranged half a month later, and soon after the competition is over, it will be the national team representative competition.Only those who get the ranking in the national competition can represent country Z to participate in the Championships, Earth Cup, Asian Games, and the triennial World Games.Collect the individual champions of the four major diving events to summon a grand slam.

In the past ten years, very few athletes from country Z have won rankings in diving events, and very few have won championships, let alone grand slams for their own athletes.

"That's because Xiao Bei didn't compete last year..." Ji Ling, the strongest Bei Chuan, muttered, and opened the official forums of several major world championships. On the homepage, there were glaring comments from foreigners slandering country Z.

'Yellow people are not welcome on the ten-meter platform'

'Athletes from Country Z don't deserve Grand Slams'

'Is this already an international law? '

Many of the replies below express their approval in various languages. Occasionally, people from country Z come out to refute, and they are immediately blocked by remarks such as "show your grades before talking".

Ji Ling stared at the words 'Grand Slam' for half a minute before closing the forum page.

The office door was knocked twice, and Mo Ning, the popular actress, walked in behind her assistant.

"Ji Ling, your uncle wants to see you, so he called me again." Mo Ning's family is old friends with the former Ji family, and now people in the Ji family contact Ji Ling through Mo Ning, "Your uncle said that it will be held tomorrow. Family banquet, I want you to go back."

"I won't go." Ji Ling didn't even want to refuse, "I know it's a Hongmen banquet, so do you want me to go back and accompany them to act in the rich family?"

"I think you will become the famous detective Chacha: The Extermination of the Rich Family..." Mo Ning leaned on the edge of Ji Ling's desk and pulled out her vibrating cell phone, "Look, you called me again."

Mo Ning pressed the speakerphone, and Uncle Ji Ling's obsequious voice came over, and he babbled a lot to let Ji Ling go home and reunite.

"No time," Ji Ling interrupted his endless chatter, and said abruptly, "My cat is lost."

"Cat?" Uncle said with a confused face, "It's easy to say, I'll give you another one. What kind of legs do you want?"

Ji Ling didn't answer, and continued lightly, "My cat was very cute when I got it back. I liked its beautiful fur, so I plucked it out one by one, and drove it out of the house. Later, it appeared bright and beautiful again. No matter how hard I beg, the cat won't come back, what do you say?"

Uncle heard his insinuation and said awkwardly, "When your father passed away, I did something wrong. When I proposed to adopt you, it was you who disagreed. For this matter, you still made a fuss about asking Marry the kid who let a car hit his parents to death..."

"Yes, I refuse to be treated as a puppet by you as a regent, using marriage as a bargaining chip in exchange for freedom..." Ji Ling picked up a pen from the table and played with it in his hand for a while, then said in a chilly voice, "Yes I was wrong."

...

The taxi stopped at Zhongxin [-]nd Road, Lin Xiaobei walked into Ji Ling's company with a big schoolbag on his back, and took the elevator to his floor.

Lin Xiaobei gently pawed at the door frame, and peeked inside through the half-closed door. Ji Ling was sitting behind the desk, leaning on his seat, talking lazily to a very beautiful woman.

Lin Xiaobei had seen that woman on TV, her name was Mo Ning, she was even more beautiful in real life than on TV, her figure was bumpy under a pair of thin gauze skirts, her high breasts appeared in the dreams of countless men every night. .

Mo Ning sensed his gaze with a woman's sixth sense, turned to meet Lin Xiaobei's gaze, and smiled at him.

Lin Xiaobei was found guilty of sneaking peeps at the office secret meeting. Lin Xiaobei was so frightened that he backed away a few steps and quickly went into the lounge next to him.

After Ji Ling hung up the phone, Mo Ning slowly reminded, "Your child is here."

Ji Ling was signing the leave form, when he heard this, he paused, "When?"

"Ten minutes ago, I secretly looked at you." Mo Ning took out the signed document and handed it to the assistant, and took advantage of the gap in the submission to grab the other's hand and touch it suggestively, "It's so cute." I really want to pinch my face, no wonder you want to marry him."

Ji Ling didn't bother to care about this unscrupulous woman who took all men and women, propped up her boneless body and walked briskly outside.

"Tsk, only that child Lin Xiaobei can cure your lazy cancer." Mo Ning complained.

This period of training time was too intensive, and Lin Xiaobei was so nervous that he lost sleep because of the reporter's interview and the open tour.When I entered the lounge and saw the soft bed, I started to feel sleepy.

"Mr. Ji should be busy for a while." Lin Xiaobei touched the soft bed, thinking that Ji Ling should have slept on it, and suddenly became more sleepy. "I will sleep for half an hour, and wake up immediately after setting the alarm clock. He should You won't find out, will you?"

As soon as he got into bed, he fell into a half-dead sleep.

When Ji Ling came in, Lin Xiaobei had fallen into a sweet dream, hugging the soft quilt, still smiling.

It may be that the sticky trousers were too uncomfortable in his dream. He hugged the quilt, kicked his legs indiscriminately, and forced to take off half of the loose sweatpants. His thighs and upturned buttocks were exposed in Ji Ling's sight.

Hearing that he was breathing evenly, Ji Lingfang walked over lightly.

Lin Xiaobei let his pants get entangled, like a fish with its tail tied up, waiting to be slaughtered.

Ji Ling took out his phone from his pocket and turned on the camera function, pointed at Lin Xiaobei's waist exposed when he was lying on his side, and took many photos at different angles with his little butt wrapped in swimming trunks.

Ji Ling used the self-portrait function of the system to add two pink peach heart stickers to Lin Xiaobei's buttocks, and pasted a little sun wretchedly in the middle.

Resisting the urge to set the child's buttocks on the table, Ji Ling put away his mobile phone, sat on the edge of the bed and untied the belt on the waist of his sports pants, and took off the loose pants completely, freeing his two shapely and flexible legs.

Lin Xiaobei didn't know his current state at all, and was still in a drowsy sleep.Ji Ling gently stroked the white marks on his knees, carefully checked his child's waist and legs, and after confirming that there were no new injuries, he patted his round buttocks lightly through the swimming trunks.

Feels awesome and bouncy.

"Hmm..." The buttocks trembled slightly, Lin Xiaobei meowed like a cat, turned over and pressed the quilt under his body, trying to avoid Ji Ling's harassment.

You don't wake up like this?Seems to be very sleepy.The season's best actor condescended, and carefully waited for Lin Xiaobei to take off his sportswear, and took out a thin blanket from the cabinet to cover Lin Xiaobei.

Lin Xiaobei smelled the fragrance on his body, leaned over to rub the back of Ji Ling's hand in his sleep, and called softly, "Brother Ji Ling..."

Hearing this long-lost address, Ji Ling gently stroked his frizzy hair, "Good boy, I'm here."

Nine years ago, three people were killed when a runaway bus slammed into a car traveling at high speed with failed curb brakes.

On the bus, there was a couple who had just come to a big city to find a job. At the moment of the collision, they hugged each other to protect the child in their arms.The child who survived by chance stood in a pool of blood, his eyes wide open in confusion, not knowing that his world had collapsed.

The next day, Ji Ling, who is about to be forcibly adopted by his uncle, finds Lin Xiaobei, who is about to be sent to an orphanage. The two make a marriage contract and become each other's immediate relatives.According to the current law, there is an exemption from shelter or adoption when there is a marriage contract.

Lin Xiaobei, who had just lost his parents, and Ji Ling, who was kicked out by a wealthy family, depended on each other. The nine-year-old boy followed the 17-year-old boy, calling him brother softly.

The cat was very pitiful when it was brought back, its whole body covered in dust, whimpering and trembling in the dark, only willing to accept my feeding.

Now, this lovely and lively cat will belong to me forever.

The author has something to say: The company's personal design for Ji Ling:

The flower of Gaoling, low-key and dedicated, light and plain, breath like orchid.

Top traffic, box office king, thousands of fans, everyone wants to marry.

In private:

Incomparably narcissistic, all kinds of dissatisfaction, hateful, very unworthy of beating.

The late stage of lazy cancer, the strongest Bei Chui, a candid camera maniac, a mental idiot.

(In addition, he also secretly photographed the front of Xiaobei's swimming trunks, and added a yellow chick with a sticker°▽°)

(The old hooligan is too dirty, I really feel sorry for me, who is like pure water)