I heard that the movie star retired to get married

The uniforms of the Provincial Diving Team embody the top creativity of the uniform designers of various high schools. The peach red background is bright and eye-catching, and the gay purple twill is even more kitsch.

An eagle spreading its wings was printed on the back of the team uniform with low-quality plastic. After washing too many times, the whole eagle was torn apart like a dead body, and there was no sign of the original "eagle spreading its wings and soaring into the sky".

The most amazing thing is that this red and purple team uniform is also matched with a shiny green tennis cap, which is simply ugly, outrageous and incomparable.

At the venue of the provincial competition, after the assembly was over, Chen Li quickly took off his hat and hooked up with Lin Xiaobei and Mali to go for a walk.

Mali hurriedly took off his green hat, then took off Lin Xiaobei's hat and stuffed it into the schoolbag on his back, and walked out while complaining, "What kind of aesthetics is the coach? Every time I meet, I have to wear a team uniform I feel like our team is the Shangougou delegation from some village.”

Chen Li took the words, "Yes, yes, yes, it's still the women's group. Especially with a green hat, I bet the swimming team that passed by just now is definitely laughing at us!"

Lin Xiaobei didn't complain about the team uniform with them. After all, he was still young and had no established aesthetics. He always pulled out the team uniform to wear, which caused the eagle head on his team uniform to fall off. Only the fragmented body remained, which looked quite rough.

"Captain, is it okay for us to sneak out?" Lin Xiaobei followed them, while looking in the direction of the diving hall anxiously, for fear of missing the competition.

Seeing that he looked like he was forcibly hijacked, the security uncle almost pulled out his baton.If it weren't for the two great captains of the diving team wearing their disgusting team uniforms, they would definitely be enjoying a two-day tour in a suburban prison with food and accommodation.

"What are you afraid of? Every provincial competition has a fixed procedure." Chen Li patted him on the shoulder, passing on his experience as someone who had been there before, "First raise the national flag, sing the national anthem, and the speeches of the major leaders, the opening ceremony, representatives of athletes and referees Swearing or something, it won't be over in an hour or two, don't worry."

"But..." I want to participate in the opening.Lin Xiaobei remembered that during the opening ceremony, the athletes had to stand below and listen.Last year, he was not eligible to participate in the provincial competition. Sitting in the audience, he was particularly envious of the contestants who poked toothpicks in front of the rostrum.

"Come on, what's the provincial competition? You can enjoy the opening slowly when you enter the World Games." Mali knew what he was thinking, and he didn't want Lin Xiaobei to poke and stand there for two hours.

"Also, there are basically no semi-finals in domestic diving events. They are all preliminaries and then finals." After Chen Li left, he would think about the business and explain to Lin Xiaobei.

Ma Li then said, "I checked the list, you are in Group A, Zhang Bin is in Group B, you won't meet in the preliminaries, so perform well."

While talking, he walked to the vending machine outside the venue.Ma Li took out a bill from his pocket and handed it to Lin Xiaobei, "Go buy a drink."

"Oh." Lin Xiaobei has an errand and doesn't think about the sports meeting anymore.

Marley said, "Buy me what you want to drink, buy me a bottle of orange juice."

"I want green tea." Chen Li saw that there was a drink, so he said it quickly.

"Okay!" Lin Xiaobei responded, ran over and squatted in front of the vending machine to study.

Mali yelled unconvinced, "Hey, hey, Chen Lili, what's your face? Why should I let you take advantage of the money I paid!"

Chen Lili was confident, "I wash my underwear more than you wash your socks, why should you ask me once?"

Ma Li was even more dissatisfied, "Excuse me? There are two socks!"

The two of them were about to quarrel, when they suddenly saw two beautiful little girls coming in from outside, they immediately had a tacit truce.

The two girls came to watch the competition, and the little girl with a ball head took a five-yuan full-time ticket and walked in and said, "Today we must watch diving. Look at the interview with Sports Weekly. Lin Xiaobei is really super super." handsome!"

"I know, you're the new male god." The mushroom-headed girl leaned over to read the newspaper in her hand, and asked casually, "Don't you want Ji Ling?"

"Of course, Ji Ling is my destiny! But he hasn't heard from him for a long time, and the studio responded that he is dead." The girl with the ball head was lost for three seconds, and quickly cheered up and tried her best to give Amway to her best friend. "Xiaobei is definitely a treasure in the world. Look at his waist, legs, and figure. Don't you really want to lick him?"

The mushroom-headed girl stared carefully for a while, then shook her head, "He's a bit dark, I still like slender, fair and beautiful boys."

Wanzitou immediately defended the new male god, "How can a person who practices diving not be black? If you compare it with the African refugee next to him, you will know that I am already very white..."

The pretty little girl walked past the two dahlias without looking sideways, and even stabbed the horse.

Lin Xiaobei came back with orange juice, green tea and calcium milk, and saw the traumatized Ma Li with a look of lovelessness.

Lin Xiaobei asked blankly, "Brother Ma Li, what's wrong with you?"

"Lin, Xiao, Bei!" Ma Li gritted his teeth, and called out his name word by word with resentment as if he had been greened by him.

Lin Xiaobei took half a step back in fright, always feeling that the irritable deputy captain was going to turn into a werewolf and tear himself apart.

"What, what's the matter?" Little Poor asked in a daze.

"Are you ashamed to ask what's the matter?" Mali snatched the drink from his arms, and snatched the calcium milk that Lin Xiaobei bought for him, and said viciously, "It's almost time for the competition and you still don't train well, why are you being lazy? ?”

Meow meow meow?Didn't you let me slip out?

In the few minutes before and after, did he lose love?

"Okay, you don't have any luck, so what are you going to get angry at Xiao Bei?" Chen Li couldn't see it, and took back the calcium milk and returned it to Lin Xiaobei, "Don't worry about Marry, he wants to drink milk and wants to go crazy."

"Who wants to drink milk!" Ma Li argued immediately.

Chen Li immediately retorted, "How dare you say that you didn't stare at her grandma?"

"..." Ma Li was speechless, and began to rebound, "You are not the same."

Chen Li retorted, "I'm staring at the legs, okay?"

"Uh..." Lin Xiaobei finally understood that these two older single dogs who had been wives for thousands of years were hurting each other.

You two, who is superior to whom?

The married teenager expressed his incomprehension.

After drinking the drink, Lin Xiaobei slipped back to the arena to change clothes, thinking it was almost time to start the competition.

He came out wrapped in a bathrobe and found that the empty stands had been filled with people.

To dance in front of so many people... He swallowed nervously, and hesitantly retracted the steps he had just taken.

Before they could retract completely, Chen Li and Mali slammed left and right behind their backs, and kicked Lin Xiaobei out with a flying kick, staggering almost like a dog eating shit.

"Go to the competition, and you can't come back after the competition." Ma Li blocked the door, cutting off his escape, and said bitterly, "What do you have to be shy about?"

"Brother Ma Li..." Lin Xiaobei squatted on the ground wrapped in a bath towel, seeing that Ma Li refused to accommodate, he turned to beg the soft-hearted Chen Li, "Captain..."

"It's useless to call the ancestors." Chen Li grabbed the corner of Lin Xiaobei's bath towel and ruthlessly tore it off, exposing the young man's shapely and flexible body to the sun. "It's not that he didn't wear shorts, go to the competition!"

...What's the use of small pants, they can only cover the buttocks.Lin Xiaobei thought to himself, squatting on the ground unwilling to get up.He hugged himself tightly and looked around cautiously, and at a glance he saw that Ji Ling somehow got into the position next to the coach, and he was still holding a camera in his hand that recorded how much dark history he had.

When Lin Xiaobei wins the world championship, he can definitely open a shop.

Diving champion Lin Xiaobei's private nude photos, the size is super large, 1 cents [-]G, if you want to buy it quickly.

Lin Xiaobei was thinking desperately, when he suddenly heard his name announced on the radio.

Before he had time to stand up, he heard the girl screaming from the auditorium next to him——

"Lin Xiaobei, come on!"

"Lin Xiaobei, I love you!"

Contestant Xiaobei staggered, almost slipped and rolled into the pool, and evaporated the water in the pool into steam with his scalding body.