My friend, are you out of your mind?

17.

"I'm going to chase the culprit, you help me watch that girl."

Fu Xifeng sighed, patted Yu Jingchen's shoulder earnestly, took out a police certificate from his pocket, and put the unloaded portable pistol into Yu Jingchen's hand by the way: "Call Wang sir, if you know how to use it, open it to the sky if you have something to do." I'll come with the gun."

"Nine out of ten crimes are committed by gangs, so be careful yourself."

Yu Jingchen paused: "Oh."

"Anyone who has nothing to do with the police, please leave quickly!"

Yu Jingchen looked at Fu Xifeng's back, this was the first time he felt that Fu Xifeng would still be quite handsome if his brain wasn't convulsed.Of course, this thought only stayed in Yu Jingchen's mind for a while, he remembered Fu Xifeng's explanation and dialed 110 to briefly explain it.

Yu Jingchen carried the girl to a quiet corner, and took a while to comfort the shivering girl.Yu Jingchen asked her name again, but she was probably quite frightened, so the girl didn't reply.

"That...do you know Officer Fu Xifeng, Officer Fu?"

The girl spoke in a very low voice, and it took Yu Jingchen a lot of effort to hear what she said, and he nodded: "The one who was chasing someone just now is Officer Fu."

"Oh... are you on a good relationship?"

Yu Jingchen frowned suspiciously, and clenched the gun by his side in the shadow where the girl couldn't see.

"It's okay, why do you ask that?"

The girl suddenly raised her head, and smiled at Yu Jingchen with a frightening smile: "Wait until I see you..."

"When you see Lord Yan, ask him to tell me?" Yu Jingchen loaded the gun and pressed it against the forehead of the gloomy girl.

"This trick is outdated."

The other hand went around the girl's stiff body and took the knife behind her.

Yu Jingchen showed a lazy smile inappropriately, and dialed Police Officer Wang's phone with one free hand: "Wang sir, I caught the second one here, you can directly locate my location, I don't know where it is. "

The night was dark and the wind was high. If someone passed by, they would definitely call the police and arrest Yu Jingchen. After all, in the eyes of others, he looked like a villain with a gun who kidnapped a weak girl next door.

That girl is obviously a sensible person, and she didn't resist when her deeds were exposed: "You are so smart, when did you see it?"

Yu Jingchen shrugged: "It's not me who is smart."

It was Fu Xifeng.

When Fu Xifeng stuffed the gun into his hand, he obviously had already expected the girl's identity, so he explained everything and told her everything.

Hey, this Fu Xifeng, if it wasn't for the fact that his mind watts thousands of times from time to time, he would really be a winner in life with no flaws.It's a pity, what a good handsome guy can say is disabled.

18.

Wang sir took a dozen police officers and quickly found Yu Jingchen at the intersection. The scene at this time was strangely peaceful——

Yu Jingchen sat in a row with the girl who committed the crime, and Yu Jingchen played with the gun in his hand and chatted with the girl about whether the hot pot is better in clear soup or spicy.

After police officer Wang put the handcuffs on the girl, Yu Jingchen waved at her leisurely, and said in a very earnest tone: "Stop helping your boyfriend make trouble again, and study hard every day after you come out."

The girl nodded: "OK."

Officer Wang:? ? ? ?

Yu Jingchen didn't see Fu Xifeng until he returned to the intersection of the night market. He lowered his head and was talking to the little police officer who was taking notes beside him, and he was holding a hundred steps tightly in his right hand.Yu Jingchen frowned, and when he walked in, he found that the white cloth in Fu Xifeng's hand had been stained bright red with blood.

"What happened?"

After Fu Xifeng explained some trivial things to the policeman, he turned around and found that Yu Jingchen had moved to his side. The two of them were very close, shoulders touching each other.

"It's okay, I accidentally got scratched."

Yu Jingchen sneered: "Give me the gun to protect myself from injury, Officer Fu is really capable."

Fu Xifeng didn't pay attention to Yu Jingchen's mocking tone, he took Yu Jingchen with his uninjured hand, looked him up and down, he was relieved when he saw that Yu Jingchen was not injured.

"Gun, used?"

"That's it."

"That's good."

It's not that Fu Xifeng doesn't understand what Yu Jingchen's silence and sarcasm are for. This kid comes and goes with only a little thought, and it's really hard for him to not understand because he is stupid and straightforward.

Fu Xifeng sighed: "Yu Jingchen."

"Say."

"As you can see, this is my job. This kind of thing that needs to be dealt with happens anytime, 360 days a year, so one shot and one knife is already a normal thing."

"If you're feeling guilty about the thought of me hurting yourself by giving you the gun, don't."

Seeing that his thoughts were exposed, Yu Jingchen blushed a little angrily: "Is it okay to be more faceless, you think too much."

Fu Xifeng watched Yu Jingchen angrily leave with his pockets in his pocket, but he couldn't hold back the smile that was overflowing from the corner of his mouth.

Hey, why is it so cute.

Fu Xifeng took a breath, and shouted towards Yu Jingchen's back: "Yu—Jing——"

"I like you--"

Then seeing Yu Jingchen's fast-paced back froze as he wished, he turned around and threw the gun at Fu Xifeng's face, with a resounding "snap", hitting the red heart.

"Fuck, are you out of your mind! You idiot!"

19.

The gossip about Fu Xifeng's confession to Yu Jingchen spread all over the police station in one night with lightning speed, and not only that, it also became the top searched topic.

The content of the entry is: A handsome police officer confesses in the street and is scolded by his partner as an idiot

While the Internet was full of discussions about Fu Xifeng's feat, Officer Fu, the person involved, was applying medicine to the bridge of his nose that had been smashed and bruised, grinning his teeth and making a "hiss" sound from time to time.

Officer Wang, who was holding an ice cube to Fu Xifeng, said, "Oh, I can't tell that Xiao Yu is also really tough."

Police flower Ye Qiwei patted Fu Xifeng: "It's okay, this is the only way to match our Sir Fu."

"Fu sir, if one day your two families fight violently, who will win?"

"I crush poppies!"

"That's right, how could Sir Fu beat his wife!"

Party Fu Xifeng:  …

Mori!Are these people undercover agents sent by Yu Jingchen!

"However, Sir Fu, even though you have been dumped, don't be discouraged! Only by persevering to the end will you win, you know!"

I know a ghost!You were just dumped, and your whole family was dumped!

Of course, the dumped Fu Xifeng still knocked on Yu Jingchen's door on time today with a takeaway, and as expected... was shut down.

Officer Fu is wronged, Officer Fu won't tell you qaq

20.

Yu Jingchen glanced at the endless stream of caller IDs on the phone, frowned, and finally pressed the off button, out of sight and out of mind.Even though her stomach was rumbling in a disgraceful manner, Yu Jingchen still didn't intend to open the door to the stubborn Fu Xifeng outside.

Yu Jingchen, who was also stubborn, opened the refrigerator and was caught off guard and had a face-to-face meeting with the lonely lettuce inside.

Yu Jingchen:...

As the saying goes, it’s easy to go from frugal to extravagant, and it’s hard to go from extravagant to frugal. I used to be too lazy to go out to buy food, order takeaway because of my job and it’s inconvenient to reveal my mobile phone number, and I don’t think the food I cook is so bad. There was a delivery guy who delivered to the door, and his craftsmanship became unbearable.

Hey, what a crime.

At this time, the knock on the door changed to another gentle way, accompanied by a high-pitched female voice: "Xiaochen, are you at home? I'm your Aunt Chu!"

Yu Jingchen was stunned for a while, and it took a while to open the door to Chu Qi who was opposite Zhu, that is, the aunt who sold betel nuts.

"Ouch..."

Yu Jingchen's half-sentence was swallowed back by Fu Xifeng's unsatisfactory smile.

"Xiaochen, why don't you open the door for your brother, oh boy, you are wronged and squatting at your door alone! I asked him why he came here and he said he came to deliver food to you. Hey, the two brothers are so quarrelsome. ..."

my brother?Little noise and joy?Do you need to order the bgm of Love is Deep and Rainy?

Yu Jingchen felt a sudden pain in his head: "Oh good, I didn't hear it when I was sleeping just now, so I'm bothering you.

After Chu Qi entered her house, Yu Jingchen's originally polite smile faded instantly, and she glared at Fu Xifeng full of murderous intent.Oh, of course, the latter still looks innocent and well-behaved, which can be said to be very underwhelming.

Fu Xifeng blinked and smiled flatteringly: "Are you hungry?"

Yu Jingchen stretched out his hand to close the door, but Fu Xifeng stuck his foot in the crack of the door with a stride: "Hey, don't don't don't don't don't takeaways are innocent!"

Take a deep breath and exhale, we are civilized people and don't reason with idiots.

"...Leave the takeaway, and then please get out mellowly."

Police officer Fu who was robbed of the food and left outside the door: qaq

The author has something to say: Catch the bugs (?°з°)