My friend, are you out of your mind?

09.

So Police Officer Fu got his wish and slept with Yu Jingchen... How could it be possible!

"First of all, my door is made of ten-year-old sandalwood in the old building. I don't know the market price, but the old lady who rented the house told me ten thousand times that her head could be broken. The door can't be broken..."

Fu Xifeng stretched out his hand and stopped Yu Jingchen's broken thoughts: "Okay, I got it!! I will apply for reimbursement for you and your superiors and blame me!"

"Come on qaq!"

Yu Jingchen nodded.

The dignified police officer Fu finally relayed the difficult case to Yu Jingchen, and Yu Jingchen raised his brows and replied "Oh".

Fu Xifeng: ...? ? ?

Yu Jingchen put down his phone and lay down on the sofa without any gesture, showing a perfect Ge You lying down: "Officer Fu, are you hungry?"

Fu Xifeng felt that he was going to lose his temper.

After a while he murmured: "...Hungry."

Have I been staring at this brat for almost five hours!Depend on!When it’s dark, there are ghosts if you’re not hungry!

Officer Fu has nothing to love.jpg.

Yu Jingchen nodded: "Oh, I'm hungry too."

"... Order takeaway?"

Yu Jingchen shook his head in a rare way: "Takeaway is greasy, high in cholesterol and high in fat, especially at your age, you should eat something light, less oily and less salt..."

Fu Xifeng gritted his teeth and patted himself on the forehead: "Who are you talking about at this age, brat!"

"Oh, I just want to say that the green vegetables I bought last week are probably going to wilt, so if Officer Fu doesn't mind, I'll just make some simple green vegetable noodles."

What the hell are you talking about just now! !

Can I say no!You son of a bitch, you used an affirmative sentence!Fu Xifeng was roaring in his heart, but on the outside he was still a dignified and stable police officer: "Oh, good."

Yu Jingchen really made noodles with green vegetables for Fu Xifeng, worthy of the name, green vegetables and noodles.

The boiled vegetables are mixed with soft and rotten noodles, and the soup is hot water with a pinch of salt.

Fu Xifeng: ...

Am I out of my mind? ! !yes! !

10.

Since then, Fu Xifeng has lived a life of running between the police station and Yu Jingchen's family for three days. It was also from this day that Fu Xifeng really understood what the future pillars of the motherland's young people in the new era have degenerated into.

Oh no, it is Yu Jingchen, the new hope of the police force in the future, in his real appearance——

For example, Yu Jingchen is actually a teenager with severe Internet addiction. From the mobile phone and computer to the king of pesticides and down to LOL, it is like a boy with a keyboard in his hand.The point is, he plays the game really well!The kind that makes everyone angry!

"Officer Fu, do you want to participate in a game? Take you to gold."

Officer Fu who is still in the stubborn bronze:  …

"Refer."

For another example, Yu Jingchen is really a person who calculates and calculates every penny.On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, Fu Xifeng knocked on the door of Yu Jingchen's house again on time with a takeaway...You mean the wooden door?Of course, Officer Fu paid for a brand new sandalwood door at his own expense.

Far away.Fu Xifeng accidentally tripped over the carpet while carrying the takeout, and threw himself at the dog.

Or the old dilapidated one left by the previous tenant.

So there was a beginning, the off-white double sofa that has become a member of Yu Jingchen's family today - Fu Xifeng bought it.

"Tomorrow's trading place is at Donggang Wharf."

Yu Jingchen put down the mouse and rubbed his astringent eyes.

Fu Xifeng nodded: "Thank you."

"It's very hard." Yu Jingchen looked back at Fu Xifeng, which made Fu Xifeng uncontrollably frightened.

"Officer Fu, you are quite free."

"... Which of your eyes can see that I am idle??"

Yu Jingchen yawned: "Two eyes."

Fu Xifeng:......

"Old sofas can be sold second-hand after washing them."

Isn't it really a commercial fraud to sell this stuff with a hole in the east and a hole in the west? ? ?

"So?" Fu Xifeng had a bad idea in his heart, but Fu Xifeng didn't say it.

Yu Jingchen's face was serious: "Please trouble Police Officer Fu to help me wash the sofa."

Fu Xifeng:? ? ? ?

Crazy, wash the sofa in the middle of the night!My friend, are you out of your mind? ?

Although in the end, Officer Fu still obediently squatted on the balcony to brush the sofa covers for Yu Jingchen.

11.

Fu Xifeng has been very busy recently.This is the third day he has been squatting in the port without sleep. The port does not shit or lay eggs, it is very desolate.

Fu Xifeng really wanted to chant a song "Xun Xun Mi" was deserted and desolate.

The ambush time is always very long, and Fu Xifeng is very dissatisfied when he sees his colleague squatting beside him happily pressing his mobile phone to send a message to his wife!So the mature and steady police officer Fu quietly poked out the camera from behind the ambushing cargo ship, and snapped a picture of the sea.

The sky is blue enough!Enough waves!The clouds are white enough!

Officer Fu gave his camera skills a [-]% stun!

Fu Xifeng happily opened Yu Jingchen's WeChat, which he found with great difficulty, and sent the photo, with the text: The boundless end of the world is my love.

In the words of others, Officer Fu looked like an idiot today.

"Oh, Sir Fu is sending messages to the object!"

Fu Xifeng frowned: "It's not the object, it's Yu Jingchen."

The onlookers looked shocked: "I can't tell from Mr. Fu that the relationship between you two is progressing so quickly!?"

Well, you have to know that everyone in the same group doesn't know anything about Yu Jingchen's information, and I not only have a WeChat account, but also know where Yu Jingchen lives, hehe.

Fu Xifeng nodded: "That is, the friendship between us is worth 5000 yuan."

The onlookers squatted and staggered, with a puzzled expression on their faces: "Fu sir, where did you get your precise pricing?"

"Oh, [-] for the sandalwood door and [-] for the love seat."

Fu Xifeng said with a straight face.

".......what?"

"This is a secret between Yu Jingchen and me, so I won't tell you a little bit."

Onlookers: Hehe.

12.

When Yu Jingchen received a notice from his superiors asking him to come to the police station to attend an important meeting, he rarely got inside information from Fu Xifeng.To say why, because Yu Jingchen blocked Fu Xifeng simply and neatly.

Who can stand a big man taking pictures of landscapes, food, and cats on the side of the road like a girl every three days, and the focus of the painting style is the magical straight male aesthetic!

Fu Xifeng had mental problems, and Yu Jingchen didn't intend to argue with him.

Not many people participated in this meeting, only the leaders and related personnel in each group.The time Yu Jingchen arrived was not too early, and the seats were almost filled with people in twos and threes.

"Xiao Yu is here!"

Who is this man?Yu Jingchen froze for three seconds before matching the bearded man who was greeting him with the deputy team leader of the secret service team.

Yu Jingchen nodded to him, and sat next to the bearded man: "Hello."

The bearded man smiled: "Hey, long time no see."

Yu Jingchen is not a familiar person, most of the time waiting for the meeting is the bearded man talking, he occasionally nods or answers twice, and the rest of the time he just keeps silent.It wasn't until the meeting started that Yu Jingchen realized that Fu Xifeng was not present.

And he learned from the report of the meeting that Fu Xifeng was accidentally hit by a stray bullet during the last sweeping activity, and he was honorably enjoying the hard-won vacation in the hospital.

"Hey, Xiaoyu, you don't know that. Old Fu was injured to help a policeman who fell down. That's a handsome man!"

The bearded man babbled a lot, but Yu Jingchen didn't listen.

Yu Jingchen clicked on WeChat, struggled for a while before finally clicked to cancel the blacklist.Fu Xifeng's message stayed on the seascape that he sent him two days ago, with the words "The boundless end of the world is my love".

Very neurotic.

"How are you?"

No, this is too gentle and out of character.delete.

"Don't take the opportunity to be lazy and come back quickly after you recover."

Tsk, will it be too unfeeling to write like this, no, delete it.

Deleted, deleted, and deleted, Yu Jingchen finally posted three words with a very distinctive personal style: "Did you bring the dog?"

Fu Xifeng's news came back quickly: "If you don't die, you will have half your life."

Yu Jingchen's heart skipped a beat, thinking it wouldn't be that serious.

Fu Xifeng replied again: "You need a kiss from Chenchen to get better qaq"

Yu Jingchen: ......

Hehe, I think he is pitiful only when my brain is out of whack.

"Oh, then you should still be a dog." Yu Jingchen replied.