Fan of the book has a fake male god
Chapter 11 Irremediable mental retardation
On the day Gu Cheng came back, he worked desperately to get a half-day vacation with Assistant Qi who had turned into a skinny Zhou, and drove an SUV to the airport to pick him up.Passing by a flower shop on the road, he hesitated for a moment and got out of the car and walked in. A few minutes later, he held a large bouquet of red roses and put them in the passenger seat.
I didn't care about anything when I confessed, and now I want to make up for it, but I don't even know that Gu Chengxi doesn't like roses.
He parked the car on the side of the road as agreed in advance, and later Gu Cheng would come out from Exit 2, get in the nanny car and shake off any possible reporters and fans before turning around to find him.
The process is a bit troublesome, but it's better than being seen by reporters writing scribbles.
After waiting for about five or ten minutes, Gu Cheng sent him a message, saying that he had just got off the plane and would arrive within half an hour, and asked him about the distinctive features of the car.Cheng Miao looked around and chose to describe it like this.
"Forget what brand of black suv, there is a big bouquet of roses on the co-pilot."
Gu Cheng sent him a string of ellipses and two words "waiting", and sent them in two.Cheng Miao was a little confused, did the Rose Goddess not like it, or was the sign not eye-catching enough?
He thought the former might be more likely. After all, the large bouquet of roses in the black car was still very eye-catching, and he had seen several waves of passers-by turning their heads.Not wanting to be too high-profile, he also found out a pair of sunglasses to put on, and then waited quietly.
Gu Cheng said it was 10 minutes, and arrived just at the 10 minute mark. The white nanny car stopped suddenly. Cheng Miao hurriedly opened the door and let Gu Cheng, who was fully armed, get into the car. It should have started immediately. The car left, but there was a little accident.
In order to make enough room for Gu Cheng, he casually grabbed the rose on his lap, and it was a little inconvenient for him to drive while holding the rose in his arms.Hastily handing it over to Gu Cheng looks like a flower seller, and their current situation is obviously not suitable for Momojiji.
"What are you doing stupidly? Give me the flowers, and drive quickly!"
Seeing the destruction of the scene of the second confession, Cheng Miao wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only comfort himself, at least the flowers were successfully given to Gu Cheng.After getting on the expressway, Gu Cheng frowned and looked at the flowers in his arms, feeling that they were very annoying.
"Can I throw it in the backseat?"
Cheng Miao: ...Very well, the last bit of consolation is shattered.
The eyes under the sunglasses are watery, and he still wants to say in an indifferent tone: "It's up to you."
In the end, Gu Cheng still didn't throw the thing behind, and he wasn't blind, someone was so wronged that he wanted to rub the dog's head on someone, if he really threw it over, wouldn't he cry like a two-hundred-pound dog on the spot?
Returning to the villa with a large bouquet of roses in his hands, Gu Cheng sneezed twice with a dark face. He has never been so mentally retarded.Sure enough, if you fall in love with a mentally retarded person, you have to be assimilated into a mentally retarded person.
On the contrary, Cheng Miao felt very excited. A few days ago, he was looking up love strategies and screened countless times before picking out the most classic and romantic method. Halfway through, he was still worried that Gu Cheng would not like it.
"Do you want to take a bath or sleep first..." Before the words finished, the bouquet of roses was placed on the table. Gu Cheng rubbed his nose and went into the bathroom. A vague voice came from behind the door, "I'm a little hungry, you Let auntie cook a bowl of noodles."
Cheng Miao subconsciously agreed, ran down to tell his aunt, and suddenly found sadly that nothing seemed to have changed since he was with Gu Cheng.There is no long-awaited reunion, and there is no legendary kiss. I always feel that something is wrong?
When Gu Cheng came out of the shower, he didn't think about it, because the other party's eyes were full of exhaustion.
Gu Cheng quickly finished a bowl of beef noodles before he felt his entire stomach revive. He had a bad appetite when he got on the plane, and he only ate some biscuits to rest on. He was already starving.He found that someone was sitting on the sofa looking at him stupidly, and ticked his fingers towards him.
I originally wanted to ask someone to sit on my lap, but thinking that the other person's physique was not much different from my own, I felt that the picture was eye-catching, so I changed it to ask someone to sit on the chair next to him.
Cheng Miao was a little dazed by this standard conversation posture, thinking that he would be punished for doing something wrong again, but Gu Cheng uttered a domineering declaration. "From now on, you will be mine."
"I'm not very good at romance. I like to talk about reality. Of course, if you want to play romance, I will accept it, but I hope you have a comprehensive understanding of me before playing romance."
No matter how dull Cheng Miao was, he knew that he was expressing his dislike for the sudden roses. Maybe it was because Gu Cheng's way of speaking was gentle enough.
What does comprehensive understanding look like?What Gu Cheng meant was that they could go further! ?Afraid of getting the wrong meaning again, he specifically asked, "How should I understand you from all angles?"
Gu Cheng asked him to come closer, he didn't know, so he got close to the knees of the two of them, Gu Cheng hated the man's slow movements, hooked the man's neck and dragged him in front of him, and kissed him with his head sideways.
If there were two of his anime characters, smoke would definitely be rising from Cheng Miao's forehead, and his hands and feet would be moving rapidly with excitement.
At this moment, there are only countless exclamation marks left in his mind, such as: Gu Cheng's eyelashes are so long!Gu Cheng's skin is so good!Gu Cheng's mouth is so soft!Ah, even the look of staring at people is super handsome!
"Stupid, why are your eyes so wide when you kiss?"
Well, all the pink bubbles have burst, and in reality he is still a mentally handicapped person who is despised by idols.
The handsome man's eyes were slightly red, his lips were kissed red, and he had the desire to be bullied severely.Gu Cheng took a deep breath, he had to be steady and proceed step by step, so as not to scare someone away.
"Is it clear? We are in this relationship now. If you can't adjust it for a while, you can adjust it slowly, but from now on, you can't treat me as an outsider."
Cheng Miao nodded, mourning in his heart the first kiss that ended without a medical condition, without any sparks.But it doesn't matter, Gu Cheng affirmed their relationship, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.
Gu Cheng said that he is an activist, which is absolutely true.That night, he moved into Cheng Miao's room to live with him on the grounds of enhancing their relationship, but Cheng Miao was very happy.If it wasn't for Gu Cheng's shortage of things, he would have wanted to turn into a porter.
The first night when they shared the same bed with Gu Cheng, Cheng Miao was so excited that he couldn't sleep until the early hours of the morning. He turned his head to look at Gu Cheng's dark outline in the middle of the night, and thought that the outline of a male god was very handsome.The man wrapped in his eyes of love sleeps peacefully overnight, just like sleeping in his own room.
In the early morning, Cheng Miao was woken up by Gu Cheng's kiss, his confused eyes widened in an instant, Gu Cheng blocked him with his hand, ignoring some rough movements, and they were still warm in the morning.
When Cheng Miao was brewing a romantic conversation, Gu Cheng pointed to his cell phone, the alarm on it was vibrating in a dying struggle. "It rang half an hour ago, are you sure you don't need to get up?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Miao turned into a gust of wind and flew to the bathroom, washed and changed clothes in one go, and hurriedly said goodbye to the sleeping god who was lying on his bed.
Emma, she didn't want to wake up Gu Cheng's vibrating brain, but woke him up first, and was finally awakened by Gu Cheng in that way. The romantic warmth turned into a strong shame, and she just wanted to rewind and start over!
Cheng Miao was very busy today, and he couldn't even insert a needle in the tight schedule.In order to repay yesterday's vacation, he needs to work overtime for at least two hours today, and he has to work in a very tight day.
At noon, Gu Cheng called. He was in the middle of a video conference. Seeing this, he quickly gestured to someone, and then rushed to the lounge to answer the phone.Gu Cheng asked him if he had time to go back for dinner, even though he really wanted to say "yes", he could only say no.
He feels that the heavy work is a stumbling block in his relationship with Gu Cheng, but he has nothing to do with that little fairy.
He hung up the phone and went back to the computer. The blond and blue-eyed partner teased him, saying that he and his wife were very affectionate.Cheng Miao coughed, Gu Cheng was indeed his 'wife' in a sense.
It was already one o'clock in the afternoon when the meeting ended, and he suddenly realized that the takeaway he ordered hadn't arrived. Just as he was about to call to remind him, the secretary knocked on the door and asked if he had time to meet a customer.
Cheng Miao immediately frowned, he was already busy enough, how could he have time to meet the stranger who fell from the sky?
"The other party claimed to be surnamed Gu, and said it was your...lover."
Cheng Miao almost didn't jump up, the lover must see each other, if there is no time, make time!
"Let him come in directly. By the way, don't bother us if there is no important matter later."
Miss Secretary went out with a blushing face, and Gu Cheng, who was wearing a peaked cap and casual attire, walked in later, holding a large thermos box in his hand.Contrary to the expected affection and sweetness, Gu Cheng's expression was not very good.
He put the lunch box on the desk, supported the table with both hands, and formed a subtle oppressive situation by standing and standing.He asked: "The secretary is pretty, charming and shy. I heard you were quite flirtatious before?"
Being suspected, Cheng Miao had to explain, "No, I have nothing with her." Suddenly, he felt that the words were like the lines of a scumbag in a TV series, so he quickly added, "I only have you in my heart now!" Men's lines When it comes to romantic lines, none of them are good.
Cheng Miao was very sad in his heart. Sure enough, his bad language was a disadvantage at the critical moment.
"Forget it, I'm not a jealous woman, so you won't steal behind my back."
The difference between "dare not" and "won't" changes from absolute self-confidence to absolute trust. The former is aimed at oneself, while the latter is aimed at others.Cheng Miao, who was trusted, was a little excited and wanted to add a few romantic words, but Gu Cheng ruthlessly ordered him to eat quickly.
Of course, the rice brought by Gu Cheng could not be cooked by himself, it is still the handicraft of the aunt at home, and Cheng Miao is most used to it.
The original scheduled lunch time was only 10 minutes, just enough to fill his stomach. He hurriedly finished eating and didn't have time to say a few words to Gu Cheng. Gu Cheng would not say "I'll wait for you at home" like a virtuous housewife. , he left neatly, only one more process than the takeaway boy waiting for others to finish eating.
If so, Cheng Miao's work status in the afternoon is very good, and the processing of documents is almost like flying, and he is smiling like a fool when talking about a project with Qi Lianyi.
"If your Gu Cheng poison persists for a little longer, I'll get you to sign the equity transfer letter." Qi Lianyi joked.
Cheng Miao replied seriously, "No need to be poisoned, I will sign it if you bring it."
The two looked at each other for a long time, but there was no spark, but Qi Lianyi came to a conclusion.
"I'm sure, whether you're in love or not, you're a fool."
I didn't care about anything when I confessed, and now I want to make up for it, but I don't even know that Gu Chengxi doesn't like roses.
He parked the car on the side of the road as agreed in advance, and later Gu Cheng would come out from Exit 2, get in the nanny car and shake off any possible reporters and fans before turning around to find him.
The process is a bit troublesome, but it's better than being seen by reporters writing scribbles.
After waiting for about five or ten minutes, Gu Cheng sent him a message, saying that he had just got off the plane and would arrive within half an hour, and asked him about the distinctive features of the car.Cheng Miao looked around and chose to describe it like this.
"Forget what brand of black suv, there is a big bouquet of roses on the co-pilot."
Gu Cheng sent him a string of ellipses and two words "waiting", and sent them in two.Cheng Miao was a little confused, did the Rose Goddess not like it, or was the sign not eye-catching enough?
He thought the former might be more likely. After all, the large bouquet of roses in the black car was still very eye-catching, and he had seen several waves of passers-by turning their heads.Not wanting to be too high-profile, he also found out a pair of sunglasses to put on, and then waited quietly.
Gu Cheng said it was 10 minutes, and arrived just at the 10 minute mark. The white nanny car stopped suddenly. Cheng Miao hurriedly opened the door and let Gu Cheng, who was fully armed, get into the car. It should have started immediately. The car left, but there was a little accident.
In order to make enough room for Gu Cheng, he casually grabbed the rose on his lap, and it was a little inconvenient for him to drive while holding the rose in his arms.Hastily handing it over to Gu Cheng looks like a flower seller, and their current situation is obviously not suitable for Momojiji.
"What are you doing stupidly? Give me the flowers, and drive quickly!"
Seeing the destruction of the scene of the second confession, Cheng Miao wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only comfort himself, at least the flowers were successfully given to Gu Cheng.After getting on the expressway, Gu Cheng frowned and looked at the flowers in his arms, feeling that they were very annoying.
"Can I throw it in the backseat?"
Cheng Miao: ...Very well, the last bit of consolation is shattered.
The eyes under the sunglasses are watery, and he still wants to say in an indifferent tone: "It's up to you."
In the end, Gu Cheng still didn't throw the thing behind, and he wasn't blind, someone was so wronged that he wanted to rub the dog's head on someone, if he really threw it over, wouldn't he cry like a two-hundred-pound dog on the spot?
Returning to the villa with a large bouquet of roses in his hands, Gu Cheng sneezed twice with a dark face. He has never been so mentally retarded.Sure enough, if you fall in love with a mentally retarded person, you have to be assimilated into a mentally retarded person.
On the contrary, Cheng Miao felt very excited. A few days ago, he was looking up love strategies and screened countless times before picking out the most classic and romantic method. Halfway through, he was still worried that Gu Cheng would not like it.
"Do you want to take a bath or sleep first..." Before the words finished, the bouquet of roses was placed on the table. Gu Cheng rubbed his nose and went into the bathroom. A vague voice came from behind the door, "I'm a little hungry, you Let auntie cook a bowl of noodles."
Cheng Miao subconsciously agreed, ran down to tell his aunt, and suddenly found sadly that nothing seemed to have changed since he was with Gu Cheng.There is no long-awaited reunion, and there is no legendary kiss. I always feel that something is wrong?
When Gu Cheng came out of the shower, he didn't think about it, because the other party's eyes were full of exhaustion.
Gu Cheng quickly finished a bowl of beef noodles before he felt his entire stomach revive. He had a bad appetite when he got on the plane, and he only ate some biscuits to rest on. He was already starving.He found that someone was sitting on the sofa looking at him stupidly, and ticked his fingers towards him.
I originally wanted to ask someone to sit on my lap, but thinking that the other person's physique was not much different from my own, I felt that the picture was eye-catching, so I changed it to ask someone to sit on the chair next to him.
Cheng Miao was a little dazed by this standard conversation posture, thinking that he would be punished for doing something wrong again, but Gu Cheng uttered a domineering declaration. "From now on, you will be mine."
"I'm not very good at romance. I like to talk about reality. Of course, if you want to play romance, I will accept it, but I hope you have a comprehensive understanding of me before playing romance."
No matter how dull Cheng Miao was, he knew that he was expressing his dislike for the sudden roses. Maybe it was because Gu Cheng's way of speaking was gentle enough.
What does comprehensive understanding look like?What Gu Cheng meant was that they could go further! ?Afraid of getting the wrong meaning again, he specifically asked, "How should I understand you from all angles?"
Gu Cheng asked him to come closer, he didn't know, so he got close to the knees of the two of them, Gu Cheng hated the man's slow movements, hooked the man's neck and dragged him in front of him, and kissed him with his head sideways.
If there were two of his anime characters, smoke would definitely be rising from Cheng Miao's forehead, and his hands and feet would be moving rapidly with excitement.
At this moment, there are only countless exclamation marks left in his mind, such as: Gu Cheng's eyelashes are so long!Gu Cheng's skin is so good!Gu Cheng's mouth is so soft!Ah, even the look of staring at people is super handsome!
"Stupid, why are your eyes so wide when you kiss?"
Well, all the pink bubbles have burst, and in reality he is still a mentally handicapped person who is despised by idols.
The handsome man's eyes were slightly red, his lips were kissed red, and he had the desire to be bullied severely.Gu Cheng took a deep breath, he had to be steady and proceed step by step, so as not to scare someone away.
"Is it clear? We are in this relationship now. If you can't adjust it for a while, you can adjust it slowly, but from now on, you can't treat me as an outsider."
Cheng Miao nodded, mourning in his heart the first kiss that ended without a medical condition, without any sparks.But it doesn't matter, Gu Cheng affirmed their relationship, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.
Gu Cheng said that he is an activist, which is absolutely true.That night, he moved into Cheng Miao's room to live with him on the grounds of enhancing their relationship, but Cheng Miao was very happy.If it wasn't for Gu Cheng's shortage of things, he would have wanted to turn into a porter.
The first night when they shared the same bed with Gu Cheng, Cheng Miao was so excited that he couldn't sleep until the early hours of the morning. He turned his head to look at Gu Cheng's dark outline in the middle of the night, and thought that the outline of a male god was very handsome.The man wrapped in his eyes of love sleeps peacefully overnight, just like sleeping in his own room.
In the early morning, Cheng Miao was woken up by Gu Cheng's kiss, his confused eyes widened in an instant, Gu Cheng blocked him with his hand, ignoring some rough movements, and they were still warm in the morning.
When Cheng Miao was brewing a romantic conversation, Gu Cheng pointed to his cell phone, the alarm on it was vibrating in a dying struggle. "It rang half an hour ago, are you sure you don't need to get up?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Miao turned into a gust of wind and flew to the bathroom, washed and changed clothes in one go, and hurriedly said goodbye to the sleeping god who was lying on his bed.
Emma, she didn't want to wake up Gu Cheng's vibrating brain, but woke him up first, and was finally awakened by Gu Cheng in that way. The romantic warmth turned into a strong shame, and she just wanted to rewind and start over!
Cheng Miao was very busy today, and he couldn't even insert a needle in the tight schedule.In order to repay yesterday's vacation, he needs to work overtime for at least two hours today, and he has to work in a very tight day.
At noon, Gu Cheng called. He was in the middle of a video conference. Seeing this, he quickly gestured to someone, and then rushed to the lounge to answer the phone.Gu Cheng asked him if he had time to go back for dinner, even though he really wanted to say "yes", he could only say no.
He feels that the heavy work is a stumbling block in his relationship with Gu Cheng, but he has nothing to do with that little fairy.
He hung up the phone and went back to the computer. The blond and blue-eyed partner teased him, saying that he and his wife were very affectionate.Cheng Miao coughed, Gu Cheng was indeed his 'wife' in a sense.
It was already one o'clock in the afternoon when the meeting ended, and he suddenly realized that the takeaway he ordered hadn't arrived. Just as he was about to call to remind him, the secretary knocked on the door and asked if he had time to meet a customer.
Cheng Miao immediately frowned, he was already busy enough, how could he have time to meet the stranger who fell from the sky?
"The other party claimed to be surnamed Gu, and said it was your...lover."
Cheng Miao almost didn't jump up, the lover must see each other, if there is no time, make time!
"Let him come in directly. By the way, don't bother us if there is no important matter later."
Miss Secretary went out with a blushing face, and Gu Cheng, who was wearing a peaked cap and casual attire, walked in later, holding a large thermos box in his hand.Contrary to the expected affection and sweetness, Gu Cheng's expression was not very good.
He put the lunch box on the desk, supported the table with both hands, and formed a subtle oppressive situation by standing and standing.He asked: "The secretary is pretty, charming and shy. I heard you were quite flirtatious before?"
Being suspected, Cheng Miao had to explain, "No, I have nothing with her." Suddenly, he felt that the words were like the lines of a scumbag in a TV series, so he quickly added, "I only have you in my heart now!" Men's lines When it comes to romantic lines, none of them are good.
Cheng Miao was very sad in his heart. Sure enough, his bad language was a disadvantage at the critical moment.
"Forget it, I'm not a jealous woman, so you won't steal behind my back."
The difference between "dare not" and "won't" changes from absolute self-confidence to absolute trust. The former is aimed at oneself, while the latter is aimed at others.Cheng Miao, who was trusted, was a little excited and wanted to add a few romantic words, but Gu Cheng ruthlessly ordered him to eat quickly.
Of course, the rice brought by Gu Cheng could not be cooked by himself, it is still the handicraft of the aunt at home, and Cheng Miao is most used to it.
The original scheduled lunch time was only 10 minutes, just enough to fill his stomach. He hurriedly finished eating and didn't have time to say a few words to Gu Cheng. Gu Cheng would not say "I'll wait for you at home" like a virtuous housewife. , he left neatly, only one more process than the takeaway boy waiting for others to finish eating.
If so, Cheng Miao's work status in the afternoon is very good, and the processing of documents is almost like flying, and he is smiling like a fool when talking about a project with Qi Lianyi.
"If your Gu Cheng poison persists for a little longer, I'll get you to sign the equity transfer letter." Qi Lianyi joked.
Cheng Miao replied seriously, "No need to be poisoned, I will sign it if you bring it."
The two looked at each other for a long time, but there was no spark, but Qi Lianyi came to a conclusion.
"I'm sure, whether you're in love or not, you're a fool."
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