There are foxes

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Li Chengqi: "There is Hu Suisui, who lives in Qiliang. My heart is worried, and my son has no clothes.

There is a fox Suisui, in Biqili.The worry of the heart, the son has no belt.

There is Hu Suisui, beside Biqi.The heart is worried, and the son will not be convinced. "

Hu Sui: "There is a little fox, he is walking slowly. It's really worrying, he doesn't even have pants.

There is a little fox, he is walking slowly.It's really worrying, he doesn't even have a belt.

There is a little fox, he is walking slowly, it is really worrying... Hey, why is he not wearing anything? ! "

Li Chengqi: "..."

It is said that he is a vixen who is not serious and loves to seduce people's souls.

Four words to describe, coquettish bitch.

Hu Sui felt that the reason why he was considered a coquettish bitch was because of his background.He actually looks clear and watery, he doesn't look like he can seduce people's souls.

Many people misunderstand their vixen, thinking that vixen is alluring, but in fact, just like human beings, vixens have different looks and walk different routes.No matter his body or appearance, he could be regarded as handsome and indifferent. At most, he had a pair of clear and bright eyes, but compared with his eldest sister and second sister, who were protruding and backward, he could only be regarded as a passer-by.His second sister said that every goblin has the evolutionary characteristics of every goblin, like their vixen, the more erotic and nourished they will be, the more perfect they will be. For a male fox like him who has not opened for decades, it is normal to be young and not grow up. open it.

His second sister, Hu Yanrong, always speaks straightforwardly, unlike his elder sister Hu Huiniang, who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddhism, and walks a dignified and virtuous line.

But their vixen is just like what his second sister said, the more romantic experiences the more beautiful, so his second sister Hu Yanrong is the most famous beauty in City A, glamorous.How beautiful is it? In his second sister's own words: "I haven't seen a man who doesn't want to sleep with me!"

Hu Sui's goal is to be an out-and-out vixen, like his second sister, one day she will be alluring and become a dazzling male fox!

But Hu Sui looked at himself in the mirror and felt that he was still a long way from this goal.He took one last look in the mirror, brushed his hair, and was ready to go out.

His eldest sister, Hu Huiniang, was reciting Buddha's name and saw him dressed in a fancy dress, so she asked, "What meeting are you going to again?"

"Hundred Demons Association!" he said.

Hu Huiniang said: "A group of little monsters are dying there, what are you going to do?"

"It's okay to be idle anyway, join in the fun." Hu Sui went out after finishing speaking.

They lived in an old residential area, which was the place where Hu Huiniang's former lover lived. Over the years, high-rise buildings have been built around it, and this area is still a village in the city.He walked through the cramped and dark alley, and the outside suddenly became brighter, with a lot of traffic, and a street away was the colorful world of lights and feasting.

Hu Huiniang never went to the Hundred Demons' Club. In her opinion, the Hundred Demons' Club was like a social gang run by non-mainstream young people, and no one with real skills went there to join in the fun.And indeed, it was a group of young goblins who participated.

"Who is here at the Hu family today?" Someone from above suddenly asked.

"Me!" Hu Sui raised his hand.

"Why are you, where is your eldest sister and second sister?"

"They're not available."

Suddenly there was a muffled laugh in the crowd, and Hu Sui looked at everyone without changing his face. His eldest sister ate vegetarian food and chanted Buddhism and didn’t go out very often, and his second sister didn’t have time to spend time with handsome men and beautiful men. Everyone knew about the two female foxes of the Hu family. They laughed, one was laughing at his eldest sister, a vixen actually started to recite Buddha after eating fast, it really made people laugh so hard, and the other was laughing at his second sister for being coquettish... The vixen has always been the focus of everyone's gossip among the fairies.

"Everyone be quiet, be quiet." The leader Gongsun Wuji said, "The reason for notifying everyone today is because of one thing. Do you know that the Upper Realm Assessment Conference is coming soon, and everyone should hurry up to practice. Try to get a few more exams this year."

Hu Sui said to Bai He who was beside him, "This time, I actually said something serious."

The upper realm mentioned by Gongsun Wuji is the heaven realm.The heavenly world is assessed once every ten years, and the goblins who have practiced enough can be promoted to immortal status.

Bai He asked: "Hu Slowly, do you think you can ascend this year?"

Hu Sui shook his head: "How can I."

He's too immature and unqualified, and he doesn't come from a good background.

If a goblin wants to be a fairy, it also needs to pay attention to family background.As a vixen, it is too difficult for their family to ascend to become a god. For thousands of years, only one or two can survive occasionally. The reason is a well-known reason from ancient to modern times: vixen, sexual prostitution.

To be a god, apart from not killing people or doing evil, and doing good deeds with the five virtues and four beauties, there is also a major goal is to abstain from sex and desire, and they vixen, just can't get along with sex.

This is nature, without this nature, a vixen would no longer be a vixen, making people laugh.Like his elder sister who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddha, she is often laughed at.

For an iron rice bowl, you don't even want the housekeeping skills of your ancestors?How can that work!

The Hundred Demons Club was originally a climbing ladder run by a group of goblins who wanted to die. Although they said something serious today, everyone started to cheer up after the talk.The originally dark building was lit up, and everyone was drinking and dancing.Hu Sui drank some wine and used his seductive tricks a little bit. As a result, these little monsters were all capable, and none of them took the bait. He was so angry that he dragged Baihe to the top of the building to breathe.

Bai He was born in the Baihe family, which has always been known for being fair and tall. He has fair skin, red lips, and a harmless smile compared to humans and animals. He looks very beautiful.

"It is said that you are the most secretive vixen in your family, and the most capable of making trouble. Who would have thought that you can't even use basic vixen skills!"

Hu Sui was holding a bottle of beer in his hand, and his thin and slender figure cast a long shadow under the full moon: "Xingfeng doesn't have that ability, waves do make waves, I'm a vixen."

When he said this, he twisted his buttocks, imagining that he was like those vixens in film and television dramas, with a swaggering tail behind him.It was an extremely clear night with the bright moon shining above. There were no clouds at all, and the galaxy was brilliant.

City A is a mountain city, a small city, and the environment is good, surrounded by mountains on three sides and water on the other side, with scattered buildings and lush vegetation, so it is one of the gathering places for modern fairies like them.It is not easy to find a place with a good environment these days.And the building where they gathered in the outer suburbs had been abandoned for many years, and the surrounding grass was overgrown.

Suddenly there was a commotion below, and it seemed that there was still a fire coming out.Bai He glanced down: "There seems to be something wrong down there. Could it be a fire?"

The two of them hurriedly climbed down, but as soon as they got to the bottom, they saw that the bottom was in a mess, and there was a barrier covering it.Bai He grabbed Gongsun Wuji and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Li Chengqi is here!" Gongsun Wuji said with a pale face, the hat on his head was crooked.

Bai He and Hu Sui's faces turned pale when they heard it, and they were so frightened that they hurriedly ran towards the door with the crowd, but the door was blocked, and many little demons were knocked to the ground, and then they were entangled in white light like ropes. Can't move.

"It's Qing Guangsuo," Bai He said, "Go to the window!"

Hu Sui rushed towards the window with Bai He in a hurry, when a white silk with fluorescence suddenly rushed over and passed across Hu Sui's face, he only felt a tingling pain, covered his face and looked back, but only saw a blur A figure, Bai He shouted: "Hold tight!"

Hu Sui quickly hugged Bai He tightly, and the two rushed towards the window together. The glass shattered suddenly, and the two of them crashed out of the window and fell straight down. When they were about to fall to the ground, a The white crane rose against the wind, and Hu Sui sat on it in shock and looked back, only feeling the heat on the back of his hand, and reached out to touch his face, and it was bleeding.

"He actually scratched my face!" Hu Sui said angrily.

He is a vixen, pointing at this face to eat.

Bai He is now in human form and unable to speak, so he flies over the barren hillsides and residential areas with him on his back. This is the outskirts of the city, without tall buildings, and the winter is cold and damp, but the trees are still lush and the streets are almost covered by leaves. The light of the street lamp swayed in the breeze, revealing speckled halos. Hu Sui put on his sweater and hat, staring blankly at the rare beauty.

They went straight back to Hu's house, Hu Huiniang was still meditating, when she saw them open the door and come in, she opened her eyes and asked, "Is today over so soon?"

"Well, it's early!" Hu Sui said, pulling Bai He into his room. Bai He has been dizzy since he entered the door, because the Hu family is a fox's den, and it smells like foxes inside. Son.

The reason why the vixen is so good at seducing men is not only relying on demonic methods, but also because of this smell.There is arrogance in the fox cave, but when a vixen takes human form, the arrogance on his body becomes an arousing fragrance, which is especially strong when he is emotional, and it is more deadly than an aphrodisiac.Hu Sui didn't have this smell yet, but his two sisters had a very strong smell, and the smell was everywhere in Hu's house, making him white and red.

Hu Sui closed the door, opened the window, and patted Bai He's face: "Hey hey."

Bai He blushed and said, "Your house smells really good."

He ran to the base of the window to take a breath, looked at Hu Sui in the mirror and said, "I heard that Li Chengqi was out last month. I thought it was a rumor, but it turned out to be true. Why did he come out? Let's see." What is this small place for?" Bai He asked while fanning the wind with his hand.

"How do I know." Hu Sui didn't care about this, he only cared about his face, but fortunately the wound was not deep, it was just a bloodstain on his right cheek, and he didn't know if it would leave a scar.

"Hey, do you see what he looks like?" Bai He was still in shock, "I was so focused on running that I didn't see his face clearly!"

"I didn't see clearly either, but I know what he looks like."

"how do you know?"

"There is a portrait of him in our collection of ancient paintings!"

Bai He asked in surprise, "Why does your family have his portrait?"

"Li Chengqi is the biggest enemy of our fox family!"

"Yes, yes, I forgot about this, so can you show me, I'm really curious what a Taoist priest who has lived for hundreds of years without dying looks like."

"You wait." Hu Sui said and ran out.Hu Huiniang was meditating, when she heard the movement, she opened her eyes and glanced at him: "What's wrong with your face?"

"I accidentally scratched it."

Hu Huiniang said: "Then you need to apply some medicine, so as not to leave scars!"

Hu Sui responded, went to the storage room to search for a long time, and returned to the room with Li Chengqi's ancient painting. Bai He took it over excitedly and looked at it, and was immediately dumbfounded.

"This...is this Li Chengqi?"

"It's written on it," Hu Sui pointed to him, "Li Chengqi."

Bai He looked at the man with teeth and claws on the painting: "I thought it was Zhong Kui, he looks so ugly?!"

"What do you think, faces are born from the heart, how can someone be so good-looking if he is so bad. This is handed down from generation to generation in our fox family. It was painted by the old seniors. It is absolutely unmistakable!"

The first thing every generation of their vixen wakes up every day is to line up facing this portrait and shout ten times, "Demon Dao, Yao Dao, the Hu family will never die with you!"

"Then your Hu family has an ancestor who was arrested and practiced both yin and yang with him. It's really unlucky to practice yin and yang with such a man every day!"

Hu Sui said bitterly: "So you know why every generation of our Hu family vowed to rescue Grandpa Hu from the fire pit! This perverted Li Chengqi!"

As soon as Hu Sui finished speaking, the door was pushed open.Hu Huiniang stood outside the door holding a medicine box, and said in surprise: "What were you talking about just now, Li Chengqi appeared?!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, Hu's living room.

Hu Yanrong was lying on the sofa, with her two white and moist legs crossed together, playing with her red nails and said, "Did Suisui see clearly, are you sure it's Li Chengqi?"

"I didn't see it clearly, but everyone said it was him."

"It can't be wrong," Bai He said while peeking at Hu Yanrong's big white legs, "We saw Qing Guangsuo, isn't this the most famous magic weapon of Li Chengqi? The spiritual power in it can't be used at all, except for Li Chengqi, who has such a great ability!"

Hu Huiniang stood up excitedly, raised her head and clenched her chest, looked at Hu Yanrong, then at Hu Sui: "Second Sister, Brother Yao, it's time for us to avenge our ancestors!"

Hu Sui sat up straight unconsciously: "Sister, what do you mean?"

"I know what Eldest Sister means." Hu Yanrong lazily supported her chin with her hand, leaned back on the sofa, her bright red nails gently caressed her delicate face: "Our Hu family has taught us for generations that when we meet Li Chengqi, we must hold hands Kill him to avenge our ancestors, and rescue an old senior of our Hu family from the clutches of the clutches!"

After 500 years, Li Chengqi is still a young man. It is rumored that he caught a fox who cultivated both yin and yang, so he will live forever and stay young forever.

And the fox who is rumored to be both yin and yang with Li Chengqi is the famous six-tailed fox Hu Qingjiu in the history of their fox family.

The author has something to say:

A new attempt, a modern novel about ghosts and ghosts, with a relaxed subject and its own system settings. The plot is for dating, and you don’t need to take anything else seriously except for love.