Poisonous Peasant 'Concubine'

Give him some food when he passes by, and other merchants will wait outside the shop to greet him early, such a county king, such a common people, I am afraid that there will be no one before or after.

"King Ling, I heard that it's your birthday today, and the villain has prepared a small gift, please accept it with a smile!"

The slow-moving carriage was suddenly grabbed by someone. A man who looked about 40 or [-] years old was holding a small gift box with a flattering face. Gun Gun, who was following the carriage, seemed to recognize his identity and didn't ask for it. Meaning to make trouble, he stretched out his claws to touch the big apple on the carriage, then sat down and gnawed it.

Yan Xiaoling, who was full of smiles, glanced at the box in the man's hand slowly, without any change on his face, and slowly sat up leaning on the carriage: "What is this gift from Uncle Li? Let me tell you first, it's too precious." The king of things doesn't want it."

A self-proclaimed king immediately distanced himself. Although he is only 12 years old, he knows almost everything he should know. The brothers in the family have also told him that it is good that he is so approachable, but it will also make some people who are good at The campers took advantage of the loopholes and came over to curry favor with him. Although even if he accepted a big gift from others, others would not dare to say anything, but since he was a child, he was held in the palm of his father, father, and a group of brothers. How can ordinary things enter his eyes?Moreover, he is really a kind-hearted common man, and his life cannot be so easy as to give him a heavy gift. On weekdays, at most, he just collects some food from them.

"Yeah, it's nothing, just what's sold in the shop."

The man called Uncle Li didn't seem to notice his estrangement, but his face was full of excitement and a little nervous. Yan Xiaoling raised his head and glanced at the gold shop behind him, and the smile on his face blended with a little coldness: "Uncle Li owns a gold shop." "Anything in the shop is enough for ordinary people to spend half a year, this king can't take it, and Uncle Li don't give it away."

After finishing speaking, without giving him a chance to continue, Yan Xiaoling stood up again and said to the audience: "It's not just Uncle Li, you are the same, you are not allowed to give me anything too expensive in the future. I have been on this East Street since I was a child." When I grew up, I depended on my uncles to take care of me when I was young. If you like me, if you want to give me something to eat, I will definitely not be polite to you, but if it is too expensive, let’s avoid it.”

Regardless of whether it will offend Uncle Li, Yan Xiaoling greeted Gun Gun and drove the carriage to speed up after finishing speaking. Behind him came the comments and ridicule of the crowd, but these have nothing to do with him. He is familiar with him and likes it. It's hilarious, but it doesn't mean that he will be used casually as a gunman. He also has his bottom line.

palace, emperor's palace

"The empress is here!"

Seeing Yan Xiaowu galloping towards him from a distance, Zhao An intentionally opened his voice to announce in a high-pitched voice, the corner of Yan Xiaowu's mouth twitched as he got off his horse, stepped forward with a whip and gave him a kick: "What are you shouting about, Ben Damn the king isn't the queen. Does even a eunuch dare to tease him now? The queen is a yarn, who cares about being a queen.

"Isn't that fast..."

Zhao An rubbed the root of his thigh and muttered in a low voice, with Yan Xiaowu's skill, how could he not hear it?

"What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing, Prince Wu please come in, His Majesty is waiting."

Seeing him approaching fiercely again, Zhao An backed away in fright. People outside only knew that Prince Cheng and his wife were not easy to provoke, but who knew that their son, King Wu Jun, was also not easy to provoke.

"Hmph, let me hear the word queen again, and I will twist your head off and use it as a chamber pot."

After glaring at him fiercely, Yan Xiaowu strode into the bedroom, waited until his figure disappeared in the hall, and after confirming that he could not hear his voice again, Zhao An wiped off his cold sweat and muttered softly: "It's the Queen! Well, if the slave's head is really used as a chamber pot for you, you won't know how to use it..."

Fortunately, Yan Xiaowu couldn't hear it, if he heard it, he might have to kick him a few more times.

In Fu'an Palace, in order to celebrate Xiao Tuanzi's birthday, Yan Xiaoming ended the court early, and the ministers' memorials were temporarily put aside. It has been five years since his younger brother left, and he still can't believe it. When he arrived, he shouted that the little chubby dun'er, the emperor's brother, had grown up, and he had grown into a handsome little man.

Taking off the heavy dragon robe, Yan Xiaoming picked up the ordinary clothes on the dragon bed and put them on one by one with a smile on his lips. Perhaps it was due to his childhood experience. He didn't want to be like other emperors, who had to let him eat Hey man, he is used to doing everything he can do by himself, especially such simple things as dressing and eating. The maids and eunuchs in Fu'an Palace are undoubtedly the most relaxed in the whole palace.

When Yan Xiaowu got into the dormitory, what he saw was the picture of him putting on his clothes with his back facing him, and smoothing out the long hair hanging behind him. Yan Xiaoming was not slender and weak, at least 180 cm tall, but his figure The proportions are very good, the shoulders are the shoulders, the waist is the waist, the hips are the buttocks, and the two long legs are particularly attractive. If Yan Xiaowu used to be indifferent to lust and appreciation, then now he understands everything. His dear brother Yan had a beautiful first night. In the past two years, he has frequently searched for so-called erotic pictures of men and women, and he knows better than anyone how attractive his brother Yan is, especially the one that is firm and fleshy. Buttocks.

Thinking of this, Yan Xiaowu couldn't help swallowing his saliva with difficulty, and walked over with his two legs as if he had his own consciousness. Yan Xiaoming, who heard the sound, turned around curiously, seeing his obsession, his face couldn't help Raising a doting and helpless smile, he took the initiative to open his arms to welcome him, Yan Xiaowu was not polite, stepped forward to hug him tightly, and buried his head deeply in his neck.

"Brother Yan, let's get married early, don't wait until next July."

The tone of urgency is mixed with strong resentment and naked desire. It's okay that I didn't understand anything before, but now

...he couldn't help it.

"Hehe - I don't mind doing something before marriage, Xiao Wu, you know, I just want you to make your life happy."

Pushing him away a little, Yan Xiaoming held his face with a smile. Ever since they first met each other, they kissed a lot, and it disappeared after a step deeper. In the past, he always felt that he must be the one above, I was afraid that my strong desire would frighten him, but in the past few years, his figure has become taller and taller, and his whole body is filled with a masculinity that even he dare not compare to. The eyes that look at him are always greedy and coveted. It was only then that he faintly realized that he was wrong. Xiao Wu said that he wanted to marry him as a wife was not just a superficial understanding. But I don't have that kind of feeling at all. Whoever asked him to spoil him since he was a child, was reluctant to wrong him, and even made him frown a little, it would take a long time to feel distressed.

"No, I have to wait until the wedding night."

Everyone took the initiative, but Yan Xiaowu frowned and refused without even thinking about it. He was really out of control. He waved his hand away, pushed him to sit down in front of the bronze mirror, and naturally raised his black and shiny lips. Long hair: "Daddy's hair has always been taken care of by my father. Since they fell in love until now, as long as my father is at home, I will always take care of my father's hair. Brother Yan, let me take care of your hair in the future too." .”

Yan Xiaowu did not seek his opinion, but had already made a decision. In his mind, there was no couple who loved each other more than his father, king, and father.

"Okay, but Uncle Jiuhuang has practiced combing his hair, can you do it?"

Yan Xiaoming looked at him mockingly through the bronze mirror.

"It has to be done, isn't it?"

Picking up the comb on the dressing table, Yan Xiaowu proudly showed off while combing his hair: "I have decided a long time ago that I will love you like my father loves my father. I don't know how much I have practiced about combing my hair I'm back."

Fortunately, Yan Xiaoqing and Xiao Huzi are not here now. If they were there, they would definitely complain mercilessly. He almost made them bald in order to practice combing their hair.

"Hehe...Then I will give you my hair."

Xiao Wu who can only lead soldiers to fight and eat can comb his hair?Look at him, he seems to be very skilled?Yan Xiaoming expressed his reservations, but he has always spoiled him, even if he really can't comb, he is willing to let him toss.

"Don't think I can't hear it, brother Yan, you don't trust me, right?"

Gathering his hair sullenly, Yan Xiaowu flipped his hands in anger, quickly tied his hair up and placed it on top of his head, and picked up the gold crown set on the small coffee table next to him, and the three thousand troubles were subdued instantly , Yan Xiaoming, who saw all this through the mirror, couldn't help laughing, turned around and took his hands: "Xiaoqing and Xiaohuzi have suffered a lot, right?"

Combing your own hair and combing someone else's hair are completely different things. Seeing that he is so proficient, he must have practiced, and he always wants to save face. The number of people who practice is only a few. The first to bear the brunt must be Xiao Qing and Xiao Huzi up.

"Well... Anyway, it's okay if they're not bald?"

It's rare that Yan Xiaowu blushed with embarrassment. Can he say how many times he had sparred with Xiao Qing and Xiao Huzi about combing his hair?

"Haha you, be careful that Changsheng will trip you behind the scenes."

Seeing this, Yan Xiaoming couldn't help laughing out loud, stood up and poked his forehead helplessly and dotingly, Yan Xiaowu smiled pitifully, then blinked his eyes and asked curiously: "What's the matter with Guan Changsheng? I didn't bother him."

"Should I say you are smart or stupid? You haven't seen how Changsheng treats Little Huzi very differently?"

Of course, Xiaohuzi treats Changsheng differently, even though the two basically quarreled since childhood.

"Is there such a thing?"

Yan Xiaowu scratched his head and walked out with him, he really didn't see it, no, to be more precise, it's not that he didn't see it, but all his thoughts these years were on leading troops to fight, marrying wives and eating The above did not pay attention to other things at all, so naturally it was impossible to discover the naked 'adultery' between good brothers.

"Okay, don't think about it, let's go back to Jingyun Villa first."

While talking, the two had already left the Fu'an Palace. After Yan Xiaoming said, Yan Xiaowu was no longer entangled. After getting on the horse, he stretched out his hand to him. With the help of his strength, Yan Xiaoming easily straddled the horse. With their backs on their backs, the two drove the tall steed away from the palace at high speed.

【End of this chapter】

Fanwai 31 Xiaowen Shangqing [Fanwai ends]

In the golden autumn of October, the capital is already cool. With the improvement and promotion of Baiyun Pavilion in these years, down jackets have become lighter and lighter, gradually replacing cotton jackets and becoming the mainstream of the aristocratic circle. However, compared with others, they must have status or money Only when you can afford the down jacket produced by Baiyun Pavilion, Jingyun Villa is different. Even an ordinary servant wears a down jacket that is uniformly equipped. There is nothing happier than being a servant in Jingyun Villa up.

But in October, Yan Chengrui, the owner of Jingyun Villa, Ling Jingxuan brought his family back to the palace. At the same time, Zeng Shaoqing, Yan Xiaohua and other people who owned their own residences also went back to their respective homes. Ling Jinghan was left in the entire Jingyun Villa. The two brothers, Zhang Qing's family who have been stranded in Qingguo since celebrating Xiao Tuanzi's birthday in July, as well as Lao Wang, Lao Zhou, Lao Song and others. The reason for such a large-scale action is nothing but because of the big bun Yan Xiaowen. We are going to get married, and we are going to marry the only son of King Huajun. When the time comes, the Empress of the Western Kingdom, the Supreme Emperor, his wife, and Prince Hao will all attend the wedding. In fact, Mr. and Mrs. Sikong and his wife took the prince to meet him a few days ago. The Emperor and Empress of Xiguo, escorted by Prince Hao, are here.

"Jingxuan, is it appropriate for Xiaowen and the others to wear this kind of clothes to get married? The Supreme Emperor of Renxi Kingdom is coming, isn't it too impolite?"

Even though it was his precious son who got married, Ling Jingxuan still acted as the hands-off shopkeeper, leaving all the trivial matters of the wedding to Ling Wang's sisters, Princess Yun and others, but Ling Jingxuan personally drew the designs for the two children's wedding dresses It was made for the embroidery room. When seeing the finished product, Ling Wang couldn't help hesitating. Ling Jingxuan asked people to make two sets of improved buckle suits. It's not like Ling Wang and others haven't seen this style of clothes before. Yan Si Lingyun wore a similar one when he got married, but the problem is that this time the colors are one black and one white. For Ling Wang and others who traditionally believe that black and white are only suitable for funeral places, it is more or less acceptable. can't.

"No, didn't Yan Si and the others wear white wedding dresses as a good story back then? Is it strange that the Empress and his wife of the Western Kingdom have never seen it? Maybe our innovation can make them happy instead?"

Ling Jingxuan, who was teasing with his daughter in his arms, didn't care at all. Who stipulated that the wedding dress must be bright red?Don't tell him what is auspicious or unlucky, if he really believes in it, then he is not Ling Jingxuan.

"Can Yan Si Lingyun get married the same as Xiao Wen Shangqing? No, I don't mean to underestimate anyone. The main thing is that Yan Si and the others get married so that our family will be happy. It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you young people are happy, that's fine. But Xiaowen and Shangqing's marriage is almost related to the marriage between the two countries, we can't mess around."

Compared to her son's immobility, Ling Wang's mouth was almost blistering in anxiety. Wang Jinyu, who had remarried to General Ye two years ago, couldn't help laughing with Concubine Yun. Their old sister did this every time, but every time She would be fooled by Jingxuan for no reason every time. This kind of thing had happened several times, but she still didn't seem to realize it.

"What's wrong with you? What happened to the Supreme Emperor of the Western Kingdom? Aren't you also our Empress Dowager?"

"Go, go, don't label me indiscriminately, people will be beheaded if they hear it."

"Who dares? My prince will kill him!"

"Jingxuan?!"

"Ha ha..."

The conversation between the mother and son came to an end because of Yan Shengrui's sudden intervention, and they had returned to King Zhen's mansion in name, but Zeng Shaoqing, Chu Yunhan, who had been living in Prince Sheng's mansion, and Si Kongjue, who came to visit, all laughed so hard that they couldn't help but laugh. Feelings are in his mind, is the majestic Prince Sheng a dog?It's crazy to see people, isn't it?

"Hehe...I didn't just describe it casually, okay, okay, at worst, I won't let you go, let Father Wolf and them go."

Sticking out his tongue mischievously, Ling Jingxuan hastened to please his prince, but---

"Hooho..."

Brother Wolf and Tiger, who was lying in the hall, was determined and upset. Together with Dahei and Xiaohei and their wives and children, a whole bunch of beasts roared at him. Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs were about to cramp, but Ling Jingxuan's forehead As soon as he got dark, he simply stuffed Yan Shengrui's little daughter who didn't understand anything and was slapping and laughing, and shut up decisively. Dare to show him face, even dare to howl at Dahei when they are upset.

It seems that our family Jingxuan didn't realize that if he didn't ask for it himself, who would dare to show him face, who would dare to yell at him?

"Mother, mother concubine, aunt, since Jingxuan has already made a decision, Xiaowen and the others have no objections, so let's use this wedding dress."

It's nothing to do with his daughter-in-law, who has always had convulsions in recent years. Yan Shengrui hugged his precious daughter and sat down beside him helplessly. After Xiaotuanzi's birthday was over, he went to Jinzhou Camp again, and only came back in the last few days.

"Can..."

"Oh grandma, people abroad wear white when they get married, presumably the father and queen will also tell the emperor and grandpa that the second brother's wearing this kind of dress proves that we value brother Qing and this wedding? "

Ling Wangshi was obviously still hesitant, but Xiaotuanzi leaned forward and hugged her shoulders, and said a few words that made Ling Wangshi smile: "Since our Xiaoling has said so, so be it."

Resolutely, the grandson is closer than the son. Look, Xiao Tuanzi didn't say anything, and Ling Wang nodded in satisfaction.

"That's how it should be, Auntie. My father, the queen, and my mother are not supercilious, so don't be nervous, just treat them as ordinary people."

Sikong Jue, who finally stopped laughing, quickly echoed. He wanted to comfort him earlier, but unfortunately he couldn't get in the way.

"That's impossible, they are the Supreme Emperor and Empress Dowager of the Western Kingdom."

The Ling Wang family, who was born in a farming family, has not been conscious of being the old lady of Qingguo's first family until now. Every time she mentions those noble people, she will subconsciously feel inferior. This habit may be difficult to change.

"Look at the aunt you mentioned, didn't Jingxuan just say that you are also the empress dowager of the Ling family, besides, the current Ling family, let alone my empress dowager of the West Kingdom, even the empress dowager of the Qing Kingdom Are you a motherfucker?"

While speaking, Si Kongting glanced pointedly at Chu Yunhan next to him. He is the godson of the Ling Wang family, so he is called Ling Wang's godmother.

"That's right, godmother, Jue is right. Even if I marry Shaoqing, I'm still the empress dowager. In this way, you are more noble than the emperor and empress dowager of the Western Kingdom!"

Chu Yunhan took over the topic in a tacit understanding, and Ling Wang made the two of them sing together, stunned for a while, and Concubine Yun and Wang Jinyu both covered their mouths and smiled lightly. It seemed that what they said made some sense, didn't they?Even if it's all nonsense.

"Okay, okay, I can't say no to you, the wedding dress is decided like this, and I will discuss other details of the wedding with my mother-in-law."

Ling Wangshi has long been dumbfounded. At this time, what else can she do besides compromise?

"Godmother, there is no need to arrange the banquet. Xiaowen and Shangqing are married. My sixth uncle can't help but say yes? I told Xiaowen that we will have a banquet at Xinyuan when the time comes."

The marriage of Prince Sheng's son and the son of Prince Huajun is not a trivial matter. People who don't know him will probably come to congratulate him. Zeng Shaoqing is bleeding a lot this time.

"No wonder Xiaowen is in a good mood these past two days. I thought it was because he was getting married, and I was so happy. It turns out that you left him a lot of money."

Before Ling Wang could answer, Ling Jingxuan interrupted first.

"That's right, why didn't you teach them to write the word polite? Do you know how much money I have to spend for this kind of courtesy?"

Zeng Shaoqing turned to him pretending to be in pain, Ling Jingxuan raised his eyebrows: "Do you think Uncle Six is ​​so easy to be?"

Maybe this time he was really bleeding heavily, and money was just a drop in the bucket to his Sixth Master Zeng.

"Remember, in the future when my family, Xiaoshu and Xiaohuai, marry a wife, you will absolutely have to pay back twice as much."

Zeng Shaoqing glared at him bitterly, and he knew that the dog couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth.

"Isn't it still a few years? At that time, the money your Xinyuan earned for me is enough for me to give gifts."

As if he was still afraid that he would not die, Ling Jingxuan had a smirk on his face. The two of them have been fighting for so many years, and they have no intention of getting bored at all. They will come here once or twice when they get the chance. Yan Shengrui, Chu Yunhan and others next to him have long been surprised

No wonder.

"Father, don't be afraid. You have more sons than Uncle Six. You must be the one who makes the money."

"Little bastard, Uncle Six loves you for nothing."

"Ha ha..."

Xiaotuanzi's words suddenly became the last straw that overwhelmed Zeng Shaoqing. He was so angry that he exploded instantly, and everyone who had barely been able to hold on before fell down laughing again. Even if Xiaotuanzi grew up, it was still their pistachio.

"How about we go to Biezhuang for two days?"

At the corner of the front yard, looking at a room full of relatives who were laughing without image, Yan Xiaowen who came back from the yamen held Yan Shangqing's hand and raised his eyebrows and asked, his tone as gentle as ever.

"Um..."

Yan Shangqing nodded generously, the two turned around decisively, and left the gate of the palace, abandoning the gorgeous carriage, Yan Xiaowen chose a tall and strong horse, and the two rode together.

"Xiaowen, Shang Qing, where are you going?"

Yan Xiaobei, who just came back from the Yamen, looked at them strangely. Didn't Brother Huang say to give Xiaowen a holiday?

"Brother, Shang Qing and I are going to live in Biezhuang for two days, please tell Dad about it."

Yan Xiaowen, who was straddling the horse, tightened the reins, as if he was hugging Yan Shangqing in front of him at a glance. The two grew up together, and Yan Shangqing could even be said to be brought up by Yan Xiaowen. For more than half a year, it can be said that they have never been separated and have always been inseparable. It seems natural that they would choose to get married and spend their lives together.

"Is everything ready for your dowry?"

They will get married in ten days or so, Yan Xiaobei, as the eldest brother, has to worry about them.

"Brother, don't worry, it's already ready."

Yan Xiaowen turned his horse's head with a smile. He had decided many years ago that he would give all of his small treasury to Shang Qing as a dowry gift. From now on, he would also give him all his salary, just like his father gave everything to him. Just like leaving it to his father, he also wants to dote on Shang Qing all his life like his father dotes on his father.

"Brother, let's go first."

After saying hello to him again, the horse galloped away spontaneously. Yan Xiaobei stood at the door and watched them disappear before turning around with a smile. The younger brothers seemed to become more gentle when they had wives. Did he also Should I find a wife to come back?

"Brother Wen, I don't want a bride price."

On the back of the horse, it was Yan Shangqing who was leaning in his arms and said loudly.

"Hehe...Are you sure you don't want it? Besides money, my dowry also has a heart!"

"Yes, I want it!"

Unexpectedly, Yan Xiaowen smiled badly, Yan Shangqing, who had voluntarily refused the dowry just a moment ago, repented decisively, and he could not do anything else, but he couldn't do it sincerely.

"Ha ha..."

Accompanied by Yan Xiaowen's wanton and wild laughter, the horse crossed the East Street and headed straight for the suburbs from the East Gate. The three steamed buns that Ling Jingxuan got at the beginning after traveling to this world all have their own destinations. It is foreseeable that future success After marriage, they will definitely live a happy life just like their father, king and father.

[End of extra episode]

Author gossip:

This is the end of the episode. I originally wanted to write about weddings, but after thinking about it, I have written many different weddings in this article. It doesn’t make sense to write any more. As long as everyone knows, they will be happy That's enough, so the rest of you can make up your minds, thank you for your support for ten months, bow down