It must be the wrong way for me to open Weibo [Three Kingdoms]

Zhang He

Do you really want popular science? Zhuge Liang v//Xiao Qiao v: You can see that Zhong Da has been pretending to be sick to deceive Ah to keep him from becoming an official, and he reluctantly agreed until Jian'an 13 years.Ziyuan was born in the same year, thinking carefully [doge]

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Zhang Babai

It should be Zhang Chunhua v//Zhang He: Is it true, please popular science Zhuge Liang v just came from 5

Zhang Chunhua v

You believe her [bye]//Zhang Babai: It should be Zhang Chunhua v

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Zhang Chunhua v

If you blind me again, don't blame me for being rude.

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Brother Kongming loves lighting Kongming lanterns

Why do you always bully Zhongda? What you want to say is more suspicious. If you don’t want to talk about it, how can there be a man who wants to be a father and is so happy [hehe]

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My beard can't be this long

If you don't have this ability, you still grab the head with me, and deliberately harm the good people/wives in the world? //Brother Kongming loves Kongming lanterns: Why do you keep bullying Zhongda? What you want to say is still more suspicious. I don’t want to go into details. How can a man be so happy to be a father [haha]

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little joe v

No wonder Ah Man wants to say, "I'd rather teach me to blame the world, don't teach the world to blame me", rather than not getting a wife and dying alone, it's better to drag a few girls to live together. As for the girls, it doesn't matter whether they want to [doge]/ / My beard can't be so long: I don't have the ability to steal the head from me, do I deliberately harm the good people / wives in the world?

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Xiaobawang point reader

Hahahaha that's what it means! [doge]//Xiao Qiao v: No wonder Ah Mo wants to say "I would rather teach me to blame the world than to teach the world to blame me". Rather than getting a daughter-in-law and dying alone, it is better to just drag a few girls to live together. As for the girls willing Don’t care if you don’t want to [doge]

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Nonsense!Aman obviously fell in love with Guan Gong's tall and handsome!But Guan Gong fell in love with Mrs. Du, A Man thought that what I can't get, I can't let others get it, so I just take Mrs. Du! [doge]//Xiao Qiao v: No wonder Ah Mo wants to say "I would rather teach me to blame the world than to teach the world to blame me". Rather than getting a daughter-in-law and dying alone, it is better to just drag a few girls to live together. As for the girls willing Don’t care if you don’t want to [doge]

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big joe v

It's so pitiful for Ah Man who is full of passion but has no choice but to be born as a daughter!No wonder he is so perverted. It turns out he was forced by the prejudice of the world. He was extremely distorted but unable to change the world. He had to vent all his grievances on women [poor]

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Xiao Ji

Who says women are inferior to men! //Big Joe v: It's so pitiful for Ah Man, who is full of passion but has no choice but to be born as a daughter!No wonder he is so perverted. It turns out he was forced by the prejudice of the world. He was extremely distorted but unable to change the world. He had to vent all his grievances on women [poor]

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little joe v

So, if you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence [Bye Bye]//Da Qiao v: It's so pitiful for Ah Man, who is full of passion but has no choice but to be born as a daughter!No wonder he is so perverted. It turns out he was forced by the prejudice of the world. He was extremely distorted but unable to change the world. He had to vent all his grievances on women [poor]

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Avatar of Wu

No wonder Mrs. Ding wanted to leave Ah Man. It turned out that she knew the truth and felt that Ah Man could not satisfy her, so she resolutely went to find her own happiness [shh]

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Regarding everyone's brain opening, Cao Cao said angrily:

Golden Retriever

Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!

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The lord has spoken, and the Wei people can no longer just sit and watch the excitement.

Zhang Babai

Isn't Uncle Liu more like a woman, crying every day...

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big ears ready

Ah Man also cried less [cursing]//Zhang Babai: Isn’t Uncle Liu Huang more like a woman, crying every day...

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Zilong!Zilong must be a woman!Otherwise, why do you always have trouble with Mrs. Sun and save Adou several times? This is a woman's nature!

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Gou or

The key is that Uncle Liu Huang seldom let Zilong lead the army in battle. //: Zilong!Zilong must be a woman!Otherwise, why do you always have trouble with Mrs. Sun and save Adou several times? This is all a woman's nature!

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Guo Aotian, the god of war in the universe

Good girlfriends walk together for a lifetime//Gou or: The key is that Uncle Liu Huang rarely let Zilong lead the army in battle.

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The most handsome guy in the Three Kingdoms

You guys are jealous of me [left humming]

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Second speed of five centimeters

Guan Yu is also a woman... how can a man blushing every day [doge]

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Zhumadian Yuan's

Don't talk nonsense, Guan Gong is just blushing.//Five centimeters per second: Guan Yu is also a woman... how can a man blushing every day[doge]

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My beard can't be this long

You don't talk nonsense [Bye Bye]//Zhumadian Yuan Shi: Don't talk nonsense, Guan Gong is just blushing, just from the Android client

little joe v

If you can’t have red eyes in goodbye/Will you still be red in the face[sorrow]//Five centimeters per second: Guan Yu is also a woman... How can a man be red every day[doge]

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big joe v

It turns out that Guan Gong’s red face still has such a sad and unclear story [sadness]//Xiao Qiao v: If you can’t have red eyes in goodbye/Can you still blush [sadness]

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Hebei Shuangjiang

The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse / the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha / the yellow-faced Dian Wei the white-faced Cao Cao / the black-faced Zhang Fei is just called from Weibo

Jiang Wei v

So it seems that Dian Wei is malnourished, and Cao Cao is not in good health. Flying chat just now from the client

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Children, don’t just say that men can’t do it ♂//Jiang Wei v: It seems that Dian Wei is malnourished, and Cao Cao’s health is not good [bye]

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You are eunuchs and your whole family are eunuchs

What the hell is it called Zhacha [cursing]//Hebei double generals: blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse/red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha/yellow-faced Dianwei white-faced Cao Cao/black-faced Zhang Fei called Chacha just now client

White-browed Eagle King

Wait, why don't you doubt Xun Wenruo! ?

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little joe v

Concubine Xun's sense of existence [doge]//White-browed Eagle King: Wait, why don't you doubt Xun Wenruo! ?

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Zhumadian Yuan's

Jiang Dong don't want to be alone [bye] It seems that I must suspect that Zhong Mou is also a woman!

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Soochow Emperor

[Hehe]//Zhumadian Yuan's: Don't try to be alone in Jiangdong [bye] It seems that I must suspect that Zhongmou is also a woman!

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Go east

Nominate Junyi, the reasons are in the major games...

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Zhang He

I was shot while lying down [bye]//The Great River is going to the east: nominate Jun Yi, the reason can be found in the major games...

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Guo Aotian, the god of war in the universe

If this continues, the entire Three Kingdoms will not be full of women [bye]

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If Guo Jia knew what was going to happen next, he would never have said that.But he has obviously forgotten that he is a crow's mouth.

So he became a prophecy.

【Extras】

☆, bumping ghosts

Unsuccessful, they become benevolent.

——This is what Cao Cao left for Guo Jia and others.

Of course, the translation in a simpler and rude way is undoubtedly: my big eagle is already hungry and thirsty.

"My lord finally chose this path." Guo Jia sighed.

"My lord is a real man." Xun Yu also sighed.

Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, and Jia Xu sat together, as if they had sat together countless times before their lives to advise the Lord—oh, and Cheng Yu was missing.

Guo Jia said: "I found that you don't like to play with Zhong De."

Xun Yu looked up at the sky and said, "Zhongde is old and his legs are inconvenient. If it's nothing serious, let's not bother him."

"Nonsense, Wen He is not a few years younger than him."

Xun Yu: "... Zhongde has a strong temper, so he will inevitably collide with others and miss the important business of the lord."

"He's always been like this, and you didn't just find out today."

Xun Yu opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something more, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Xun You couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Guo Jia: "Feng Xiao, have you been sober-minded for too long and don't care about it or what? Let's just talk about it, Zhong De is very old, and still take this kind of money Is it appropriate to stimulate him?"

Stimulate?

Guo Jia couldn't understand for a moment.

Xun You rubbed his forehead: "It's a pity that you used to visit brothels all the time. I didn't expect to be so thorough now."

Guo Jia quickly denied it: "Nothing."

Xun You waved his hand, indicating that he understands without explaining, and kindly reminded him: "Feng Xiao, everyone is a man. You need to know that not only the master has certain needs."

Guo Jia was stunned for a moment before realizing it, and then he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say.If the subject of the discussion is the lord, he can still say a lot of righteous words, but if it is put on him...

It was so embarrassing for Xun You to tell him this in a serious manner.

Perhaps Guo Jia has lived as an ascetic monk for so long that what was once indispensable has gradually become dispensable to him.Even he thought hard to make suggestions for the lord every day, but he couldn't think of himself at all.Obviously he is the same as the lord, even he is younger and stronger, so he should need more.

Perhaps the long time has made him forget too much.Perhaps one day the protagonist will become like this, and give up those unnecessary attachments, or maybe not—after all, the people around him are becoming more and more unknowingly, and their lives are more and more overlapped with when they were alive, instead of only him at first All alone.

That's enough.

Although he still occasionally thinks of his wife and son who died young, and hopes that they will come to him one day, but apart from those extravagant hopes that he knows are impossible, this is enough.

Guo Jia felt relieved after thinking about it.Zhong De spent the longest time in that world, had the most memories, and should have the most obsessions.He hasn't been here for long, wouldn't it make him sad to remind him again and again?Besides, Zhongde is old after all, so it is not appropriate to talk about Fengyue in front of him.

But even with this kind of topic, Xun Yu and Xun You still seem to be in a good mood. I don't know if they are used to this kind of life, or they are used to a correct style of work.

As for Jia Xu...

Guo Jia glanced at Jia Xu who was calm and composed: "If that's the case, why is Wen He here to join in the fun?"

Jia Xu coughed, "It's everyone's responsibility to care for the lord."

"Could it be Wenhe and you already..."

"not at all."

"Don't deny it, after all, not everyone is as talented as Yuan Chang."

"..."

"No matter how you say it, you are in your seventies and eighties. This is not a shameful thing."

"Ha ha."

Jia Xu refused to speak to Guo Jia again.

"...At this time, the lord should have succeeded."

Xun Yu suddenly stood up with a sigh.He walked to the door, looked at the dusk in the sky, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart: "Did we do something wrong? Sacrifice Diao Chan just for the lord's pleasure? What if Lu Bu rushes to the crown?" If you become a beauty in anger, will it also cause a catastrophe in this world?"

"What's the use of talking about it at this time, it's an afterthought." Guo Jia despised him indifferently.

"Stop pretending, sit back quickly." Jia Xu also said, "Dian Wei's lesson from the past is still there, and the lesson of blood has told you, nothing can stop the lord."

"Besides, the lord won't listen to what you say." Xun You added a stab at the end, "Didn't you just die like this?"

Xun Yu was speechless.He paced around for a while, and finally sat back down.

But it wasn't just Xun Yu.Soon the other three also felt an unusual aura. It might have been raining heavily outside the house before—the weather always changes due to some important events.However, the weather changes in this world are extremely simple, and even when Zhuge Liang came, he couldn't see anything.

They just rely on a little instinct and the experience accumulated in their long-term conquest career to judge.

Something seems to be going on.

As a result, a strange atmosphere spread among them.No one spoke, and it seemed that they could hear each other's heartbeat for a while.Could it be that the lord lost his hand?Someone tipped off?Lu Bu found out?

All kinds of doubts slowly grew in their hearts.

Until someone slammed the door open.The four of them were frightened to varying degrees, and looked out the door one after another, only to see Cao Cao standing at the door in unlined clothes.His expression looked quite calm, as if he just came to take a look when he had nothing to do, but this incident itself was weird.

Guo Jia was the first to speak: "My lord...how is it?"

Cao Cao didn't answer.

Xun Yu also asked: "Since the lord has returned safely, he must have succeeded? Or did something unexpected happen?"

"...I saw the ultimate."

Cao Cao said.

People: ... Seems like something messed up?

Cao Cao strode over.The four of them quickly gave way to him, and Cao Cao sat down naturally, looking no different from usual.

"Fengxiao, Wenruo, Gongda, Wenhe," Cao Cao called out one by one, and then asked calmly, "Are we dead?"

It seems that I suddenly remembered an unimportant question, so I just casually talked to everyone.

"Yes."

"So, we are ghosts?"

"...Probably so."

"If that's the case, how can you hit a ghost?" Cao Cao lowered his head and rubbed his forehead.At this time, he finally showed a little frustration, a little surprise, and a little daze that old people often have.

Guo Jia originally wanted to comfort the lord, but he was really attracted by the lord's words: "Breaking a ghost?"

"Have you seen the midnight bell? She crawled out with disheveled hair just like Sadako in it..."

Guo Jia: "...Oh. How wonderful, a ready-made girl."

Xun Yu: "I don't like watching horror movies."

Xun You: "The Harmony version I watched is not scary at all."

Jia Xu: "I have seeds, do you want them?"

Cao Cao coughed.

The four immediately expressed impassionedly:

Guo Jia: "My God, there is such a thing! If it weren't for the hero's extraordinary bravery, it would be unimaginable!"

Xun Yu: "How could there be Zhenzi in the Three Kingdoms period? Who summoned it? This is a question worth thinking about."

Xun You: "It may be a conspiracy by the Kingdom of Shu, my lord, be careful!"

Jia Xu: "If we focus on female characters...there is only one truth."

Everyone looked at Jia Xu.

"Could it be..."

"what do you mean……"

"I see!"

"...Speak human words!" Cao Cao said angrily.

Guo Jia smiled and comforted him: "If it's as Wen He thinks, the lord need not worry. The puzzle will be solved after a while."

as predicted.

Not long after, the door was opened again.A man with long hair draped in front of his face walked in. It was getting late at this time, and at first glance he really looked like a Sadako.She glanced around, her eyes seemed to be cold and resentful, but fortunately Cao Cao had calmed down.Coupled with the fact that there were people sitting around him, he asked rather dignifiedly, "Who is here?"

"—Elder-in-law!" The man rushed over, knelt down in front of Cao Cao excitedly, and shouted in tears, "My daughter-in-law is wronged! I beg my father-in-law to make decisions for my daughter-in-law!"

Cao Cao: ... Nani?

In such a situation, I really should post a Weibo to calm down_(:з」∠)_

The author has something to say: It is said that Zhen Ji "covered her face with her hair covered and stuffed her mouth with chaff" during her funeral.

This is a more funny article than Weibo, no need to explain_(:з」∠)_

The world view still refers to Weibo

☆, Romance

Cao Pi also came.

On this day of universal celebration, the Wei State Advisory Group was shrouded in some inexplicable shadow.

There is no other reason - this is Zhen Ji's real husband!

There are no books in the world of the dead, so everyone downloaded a copy of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from their mobile phones - Xun Yu had roughly studied the laws of later generations, and believed that their theory, copyright protection lasted until 50 years after death, Downloading is not copyright infringement.But anyway, the long article hasn't come yet, these rules and regulations don't have to be so restrictive, after all, they are ancient people and dead people.

It's okay to be idle all day long. After researching and researching, there are problems in the research.

——When Cao broke through Jizhou, PI followed his father in the army, led the army first, and threw himself into Yuan Shao's house, dismounted and drew his sword.One of the generals said: "The prime minister has an order, and no one is allowed to enter the Shaofu." Without reprimanding him, he raised his sword and entered the back hall.Seeing two women hugging each other and crying, they did not move forward to kill them. (No.30 three times)

...Why doesn't my lord let people enter Shao's mansion?

"Do you still need to ask, when you open the door and go in, you only see those two women, what else can you do for it!"

All the counselors looked at Xiahou Dun who appeared at some unknown time with strange eyes: "Why is the general here?"

"I heard that the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is being explained here recently. I think it's very interesting. I want to come and listen..."

Now those who can't read and write have read Romance, so they have to come to listen to some explanation.Guo Jia rubbed his nose and complained, "Yuan Rang, you just want us to praise you, right?"

"...Nothing."

Guo Jia beckoned him to sit beside him and showed him the pages.

——Hou Dun raised his spear and jumped on his horse, and went straight to Lu Bu.After the battle was over, Li Jue led an army to attack from the left, and hurriedly ordered Xia Houyuan to meet the enemy.There was another cry from the right, and Guo Si led the army to kill him, Cao Cao hurriedly ordered Cao Ren to meet the enemy.The three-way army horse is overwhelming.Xiahou Dun couldn't hold back against the enemy Lu Bu, so he returned to the formation on a flying horse.

——Xu Rong ran to Xiahou Dun, who greeted him with a gun.After handing over the horses, Dun stabbed Xu Rong under the horse and killed the rest of the soldiers. (sixth time)

Seeing this, Cheng Yu chuckled: "Yuan made you so awesome, does your family know?"

"It's not that I can't resist..."

"San Ying and Lu Bu can't stop them, it's really against the sky if you can stop them." Guo Jia said.

Xun Yu also said: "The army of the Three Routes is irresistible. The opponent is Lu Bu, and Yuan Rang will be honored even though he is defeated."

"More importantly, Xu Rong came to deliver the head right after."

"Sun Jian couldn't even win, so he was stabbed by you just like that."

"And my lord."

"But it's not that we don't admit that he defeated the lord, so why should you?"

"Isn't it good to let him die peacefully in the chaos?"

"Where is it quiet..."

Everyone was chattering, and somehow pointed their guns at Jia Xu: "If you hadn't encouraged Li Jue and Guo Si, and then Wang Yun sent Xu Rong to fight, Xu Rong would not have died."

Jia Xu: "... Is it my fault?"

"Life and death are determined, wealth and honor depend on heaven." Xun Yu smoothed things over.

That's true.In the chaotic times of the Three Kingdoms, many people died, and even those who were alive and kicking one second will close their eyes forever the next second.If you really want to blame anyone, I'm afraid it will be endless.

After all, everyone is not as lingering as Guan Yu, and Jia Xu reminded, "Aren't we talking about Zhen Ji?", and skipped this topic.

Immediately afterwards, Guo Jia was the first to speak.

He held his mobile phone and read aloud with a straight voice: "Cao Cao was walking in a hurry, when a Biao army arrived in the south, Naixia Houdun led the army to rescue, and stopped Lu Bu from fighting. Fighting until dusk, heavy rain, each Leading troops to disperse..."

"This shit is really going against the sky," Cheng Yu said angrily, "If it doesn't rain, Yuan Rang will kill Feng Xian together?"

Xiahoudun waved his hand modestly: "It's too much of a prize, but the head will still be left to the lord."

Cheng Yu was too angry to speak.

"...Isn't it good to talk about Zhen Ji?" Xun Yu coughed helplessly.

The topic was finally brought back.

Since Zhen Ji appeared that day, her accommodation has become a problem.Even though she is from Wei country, she can't hang out with these elders all day long, even if the lord wants them, they still have to have ideas.

Hua Tuo enthusiastically extended an olive branch to Zhen Ji, claiming that he could restore Zhen Ji's beautiful face to its original state—if she could cooperate with the treatment.But thinking about how he had to chop off his head when he was treating Cao Cao, Zhen Ji, a woman, would have the guts to try it, so she politely refused.

That's right, Zhen Ji was disfigured.

This is probably a good thing Queen Guo did.Cao Cao was very sad when he learned about it, and repeatedly expressed that Zihuan must seek justice for Zhen Ji when he came.However, in the eyes of the counselors, this is probably because the appearance can no longer stop the thirsty Cao Cao.

Tragically, Sun Shangxiang also extended an invitation to Zhen Ji.

Sun Shangxiang usually has a manly style, but she is a girl after all. When she invited her, Zhen Ji naturally happily agreed-the counselors felt that there must be something strange about it.Think about it, the two leading by Jiang Dong, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, are young and handsome models.Not to mention the low appearance of our big Wei, Xun Yu who can support the scene the most is already old, and Zhen Ji is not an uncle, so of course she has to go to Wu country happily.

What a sad story.

Xun Yu tried to comfort everyone: "Appearance is not important, but connotation is the most important..." However, under the contemptuous eyes of everyone, he still shut his mouth and sighed, "Everyone is innocent, but pregnant is guilty."

"It's good that you know." Everyone said.

Only Xiahou Dun nodded and said, "I think I am the same."

Diao Chan hadn't succeeded yet. After finally getting Zhen Ji, she ran away again. Cao Cao was not happy.But he couldn't go directly to ask someone, so he went to encourage Yuan Shao.In terms of status, they are almost the same - they are both Zhen Ji's father-in-law.But when this matter was mentioned, Yuan Shao became unhappy again.Fortunately, Cao Cao had already fooled him with the idea of ​​"victory and defeat are commonplace in military affairs", so he would not be torn up on the spot.

"The children and grandchildren have their own blessings, don't be a horse and an ox for your children and grandchildren." Yuan Shao comforted him in turn.

Cao Cao was a little depressed.He felt that he was hit by the final ending at the beginning, and he was determined to change his mind and start a new life. In addition, he lived with a guy who pretended to be a ghost like Yu Ji Zhangjiao, and he might have let go of the things in the world.

...Could it be possible that at the beginning of the year, he really wants to become a fairy?impossible.

However, after one's death, no matter how ambitious one is, so what.A cavity of blood will eventually return to calm.

He has done so many things for future generations, let them fight for themselves.

Thinking this way, Cao Cao bid farewell to Yuan Shao with a look of relief.

……etc!There seems to be something wrong!

He didn't come here today because of that little bastard Zihuan, at first!

The author has something to say: Ah Man continues to be hungry_(:з」∠)_

☆, reality

As a result, not only Cao Cao, but even Cao Pi became depressed.

"Why does my wife stay in Jiangdong?" He was still enthusiastically thinking that even if he died, his wife and children would be hot on the kang. Who knew that his wife would be so happy in Jiangdong that she didn't want to see him at all.How can I survive this day?

He became the second object of everyone's worries after Cao Cao.

"You can't blame Zhen Ji for this matter, it's Zi Huan who did it unkindly back then."

"Correct."

"It's all Zihuan's fault."

"He asked for it!"

Only Xiahou Dun felt that Cao Pi was a bit pitiful: "Even so, we can't blame Zihuan for everything. Zihuan has already regretted it very much. The so-called husband and wife have a hundred days of kindness, and there is no overnight feud between husband and wife. We should persuade them to reconcile."

"The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny." Guo Jia told him.

It's not that Cao Pi didn't work hard.

When he first visited the Jiangdong regiment, he wouldn't have been kicked out—everyone had looked away a lot over the years.Besides, Cao Pi is regarded as the second generation, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Lu Su and Lu Meng all died early, and there is no confrontation with him, so there is no such intractable hatred.

Sun Ce also warmly patted him on the shoulder and invited him to be a frequent guest, while Zhou Yu asked him what kind of wine he liked to drink, and if he needed someone to play the piano to cheer him up.

Cao Pi was quite flattered.

But when it came to the question of playing the piano, he couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "Is there a singer in your residence?"

"...I'm so sorry, it's just me." Zhou Yu smiled at him.

Zhou Yu is actually a very friendly person, and he can play the piano well.What's your foundation? After you die, you don't have to practice every day if you have nothing to do, otherwise you won't want to show off in front of him.But Cao Pi is not interested in men playing the piano, he wants to know where Zhen Ji is.

"We should be with my little sister now." Sun Ce said.

Cao Pi couldn't sit still anymore, he wanted to go to Zhen Ji.In his script, this is an easy thing to do. Zhen Ji has always listened to him the most. This time he has condescended to invite her back. Zhen Ji will definitely go with him happily.But Cao Pi didn't expect that before Zhen Ji made a statement, Sun Shangxiang, who was watching, stopped him: "Why, why don't you get out?"

"Just because I'm her husband." Cao Pi said sternly.

Sun Shangxiang didn't listen to this.She said: "If it weren't for you, she would still be alive and well. Is there such a husband as you? She still has the face to come to her door."

Cao Pi was a little embarrassed by the words, and retorted subconsciously: "Uncle Liu Huang treated you like that, you are also dead set..."

Sun Shangxiang was angry, and that was called a bristle.She is still quite young now, and she is good at wielding knives and guns. The old Cao Pi can't match her.Even though Cao Pi's force value cannot be said to be low, he just came to invite his wife home. How can Sun Shangxiang's opponent be unarmed?He saw only a piece of silvery light, and slipped back with his tail between his legs.

Cao Cao and Cao Pi sat together to discuss major issues.

It looks really harmonious and weird situation.

"Jiangdong is really too much." Cao Pi said angrily.

"Zi Huan is right." Cao Cao also said.

It's not easy for the counselors to get involved in this important matter of the Cao family, so they teased Cao Chong: "Even though Cang Shu is young, he is old enough to marry a wife."

"Think about Cang Shu, how pitiful he is."

"Actually, if Cang Shu wants to, he can go with his father and brother..."

Cao Chong's face was dark: "What do you weirdos want?"

However, Cao Pi still has one hope: "The queen is probably coming soon."

"You're not afraid of a fire in the backyard," Cao Cao said enviously, "Besides, your son didn't do anything good to Queen Guo—it will be lively when everyone fights."

This does cause a bit of a headache.Cao Pi sighed.

Rather than counting on the future, it is better to base yourself on the present.

The wicked Cao Cao thought of another trick: when the moon is dark and the wind is high, when killing people and setting fires—wrong.

In short, he sneaked into Zhen Ji's room on a dark and stormy night.

... Dian Wei, who was left to watch the wind, complained to Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan who came together with him, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"

Cao Cao never expected that Zhen Ji would sleep with Sun Shangxiang tonight, and they would chat until late at night.He didn't know where the girl came from to talk so much, he only knew that Sun Shangxiang drew his sword and jumped up when he heard the movement: "The pervert, take your life!"

Cao Cao fled under the cover of the generals.

Fortunately, he managed to escape after a period of chaos.Escaping is also a full skill for Cao Cao.Shocked and proud, he told those people: "Zihuan must not let Zihuan know about this matter..."

He suddenly felt something was wrong - he took a closer look: where did Xiahou Dun go?

Cao Cao felt that his biggest failure in this operation was not that he did not predict Sun Shangxiang's actions in advance, but that he brought a meat ticket.

Xiahou Dun was captured.

Accompanied by Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, Sun Shangxiang threw Xiahoudun with five flowers and tied them to Wei Guo, and said angrily: "This thief sneaked into my boudoir in the middle of the night and tried to do something wrong. Fortunately, I was smart! If it weren't for Gan Xingba who happened to be nearby , I’m afraid I’ll let him escape.”

"Please Prime Minister Cao give us an explanation." Even Sun Ce became serious.

But Zhou Yu pinched his chin and pondered: "Yuan Rang is not such a person, could it be...?"

"It's too much!" Cao Cao suddenly roared.He stared at Xiahou Dun majestically, but secretly winked, "Yuan Rang quickly apologize to Mrs. Sun, and let them see it for your first crime. The adults don't remember the villain's mistakes, so forgive me this time."

There is nothing Xiahoudun doesn't understand: "I'm sorry, I am obsessed with ghosts..."

Sun Shangxiang snorted: "This matter can't be over like this."

Sun Shangxiang didn't understand, so Zhou Yu didn't understand.He pulled Sun Ce aside and said a few words, and Sun Ce came over and said, "Forget it this time, if you do it again, don't blame us for being rude."

When he said this, his eyes kept sweeping towards Cao Cao.Cao Cao understood: "That's what it should be. But now that Zihuan has come, wouldn't it be inappropriate for Zhen Ji to stay with you?"

Zhen Ji finally returned to Wei State.

Indeed, Cao Pi has come, and she will inevitably attract criticism if she stays in Jiangdong.

That night, the night was like water, Cao Cao sat in the courtyard drinking with Guo Jia, and composed a poem when he was drunk.However, after finishing the gift, he didn't ask how Guo Jia was doing, but instead asked, "Feng Xiao, do you think I'm making wedding clothes for others?"

But Guo Jia didn't speak yet, and he laughed again: "Oh, I'm still old. It's the age of young people."

Guo Jia didn't know why her heart felt a little sour.When did the lord get reduced to such a point.Once this person dies, it will be different after all.

As he was thinking, Cao Cao suddenly waved his hand and knocked the bowl in front of him.

"Fengxiao, you drink too—drink! If you don't drink, you are not from Wei! Tonight we will not go home until we are drunk!"

"……it is good."

Guo Jia said, then silently filled Cao Cao's wine and asked him to drink it with the faint voice of a woman in the room.

Alas, as the old saying goes.It's not that the time has not come.

—he thought gloatingly.

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