It must be the wrong way for me to open Weibo [Three Kingdoms]

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Under the leadership of Xia Houdun, many people who wanted to prove that their swords are not old also followed the trend of the times and changed their English names.

As a result, a thriving situation quickly appeared on Weibo——

David

Personal brief introduction: Love the lord, don't love a man/wife, love to drink, don't like to run naked.I am Dian Wei, and I speak for myself.

Personal brief introduction: I love Ma Teng, don't love Ma Chao, love Baima, don't love Guan Yu, I am Pang De, and I speak for myself.

Personal brief introduction: I love reading, don't like dark history, like sneak attacks, and don't like being possessed. I am Lu Meng, and I speak for myself.

jeff

Personal brief introduction: I love Lolita, don't love Aman, love drinking, don't like no alcohol.I am Zhang Fei, and I speak for myself.

Personal profile: I love reading, chatting, living, cheating, I am Ma Su, and I speak for myself.

rambo

Personal profile: I love loli, love sister Yu, lover/wife, love all kinds of poses, as long as they are beautiful women, they are my favorite.I am Lu Bu, and I speak for myself.

"Who brought up this kind of atmosphere?" The English names on the screen are really a headache. Guo Jia can't help rubbing his temples and asking Jia Xu, who is having a great time peeling the vest-it is obvious that Cao Pi is about to take over, this guy But it's really puzzling to act like a normal person all day long.

"Liu Chan, look at his profile." Jia Xu took a screenshot and showed it to Guo Jia, "I love anime, e-sports, girls, and wifi. I'm cute even if I don't take medicine. Endorsement."

"...You are cute!" Guo Jia couldn't help but swear.

"By the way, Feng Xiao, I also opened a small account, you follow me, I will update my new discoveries on it from time to time."

While talking, Jia Xu told Guo Jia a number——

josh

Personal profile: Congratulations on capturing the low-key Jia Wen and one!That's right, I'm that awesome Jia Wenhe, I bring salt for myself.

Guo Jia: ... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

This side is following the wind in full swing, but Cao Cao's side is pinching again.

Cao Cao never expected to see Cao Chong again, but when he saw Cao Chong by chance, he couldn't help it a few more times when he was excited-after all, he was the child he loved the most, and he went too early, with Guo Jia and Dian Wei. The meaning of these people is different.

But his behavior will naturally have another meaning in the eyes of others.

Soochow Emperor

Ru Cao's misfortune!Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, Cao Zhi v

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Cao Pi v

[Hehe]//Emperor Wu: Rucao's misfortune!Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, Cao Zhi v just came from 5s

White-browed Eagle King

This is what you said yourself[doge]#文帝常说"My brother is filial and incorruptible, and I have my own share. If Cang Shu is here, I will have no world." #//曹皮v: [呵呵]

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Lu Meng v

I can’t help the conspiracy theory again, in fact Cang Shu was killed by Zi Huan. If the warehouse is comfortable, I will have no world."#

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Cao Pi v

It’s me, it’s me, Ziwen, Zijian and Cangshu were killed by me, what can you do [hehe]//Lu Mengv: I can’t help the conspiracy theory again, in fact, Cangshu was killed by Zihuan, right? [doge]

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Cao Zhiv

Why does the eldest brother bear all the infamy [sorrow]//Cao Pi v: I am me, Ziwen Zijian and Cang Shu are both killed by me, what can you do [hehe]

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Cao Pi v

If you want to commit a crime, there is no excuse!Zijian, it is enough for you to understand me [sadness]//Cao Zhi v: Why does the eldest brother bear all the infamy [sadness]

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Cao Zhiv

If you want to devote all your efforts to Jinghui, how far will you go!May my king love himself and treasure himself for the dynasty. [Sorrowful]//Cao Pi v: If you want to commit a crime, there is nothing to worry about!Zijian, it is enough for you to understand me [sad]

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Cao Pi v

Zijian [poor]//Cao Zhi v: If you want to do your best, why don't you stay away from it!May my king love himself and treasure himself for the dynasty. [sad]

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Xiaobawang point reader

[呵呵]#文青的世界我不知道#//Cao Pi v: Zijian [poor]//Cao Zhi v: If you want to do your best, why don’t you stay away from it!May my king love himself and treasure himself for the dynasty. [sad]

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Go east

What about the seven-step poem? [bye]

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Golden Retriever

You guys are envious and jealous of my son’s good relationship [bye bye]//The Great River is Going East: What about the agreed seven-step poem [bye bye]

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Zhang Liao v

row lord.The Zhongmou family really can only hehe in this regard, okay? [doge]//Golden Retriever Lion King: You are envious and jealous of my son’s good relationship [bye]

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Soochow Emperor

You are not much better [curse]//Zhang Liao v: Pai lord.The Zhongmou family really can only hehe in this regard, okay [doge]

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big ears ready

I like this topic w//Emperor Soochow: You are not much better [curse]//Zhang Liao v: Pai lord.The Zhongmou family really can only hehe in this regard, okay [doge]

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All: ...haha.

In view of Liu Bei's strong insertion, everyone decided to attack Shu together.Liu Chan was once again brought out to criticize... But this guy is happy no matter how he is scolded or blackened, which makes everyone a little bit hesitant to deal with it.

But this time Shu just had a basis for counterattack.

Brother Kongming loves lighting Kongming lanterns

#阿恶又立flag# Cao returned to the village with injuries: It turned out that he was shot by Wei Yan, broke two front teeth, and urgently ordered doctors to treat him. //Cao Wei Wishing Tree: I put the fallen teeth on the top of Tongque Terrace, hoping to grow taller in the coming year (/≧▽≦/)

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Golden Retriever

Fuck!Why is this again!

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Xiaobawang point reader

Hahahahaha, if you don't hide it, you won't die!

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quiz king

I'm the one who won't die if I don't die.Didn’t I just guess a few riddles? [Bye Bye]//Xiao Bawang Dot Reader: Hahahahaha, if you don’t hide it, you won’t die!

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Golden Retriever

You forgot that this is Lejin v[bye bye]//Xiaobawang dot reader: Hahahahaha, if you don’t hide it, you won’t die!

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Xu Huang v

Alas, Wen Qian's large size can no longer be clicked...//Golden Retriever Lion King: You forgot that this is Le Jin v [bye]

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Golden Retriever

Wen Qian [crying]//Xu Huang v: Alas, Wen Qian’s large size can no longer be ordered...

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Golden Retriever

Why don't you tell me your trumpet, are you worthy of me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Lejin v just came from 6plus

"...What is Wen Qian's trumpet?" Guo Jia subconsciously sent a private message to Jia Xu.

Jia Xu thought for a while: "Feng Xiao, tell me, what do you think of me?"

"I regard you as my You Lemei... Bah." Guo Jia felt that he must have been poisoned by Liu Chan too much recently - he was probably one of the few people who did not give up on Liu Chan, so he was seriously polluted mentally. , always popping up some words that even he himself doesn't quite understand.

But Jia Xu has already "hehe" him, Guo Jia can only bite the bullet and say: "Aren't you the best at stripping vests..."

"But I don't know everything...I'm not Zhuge Liang." Jia Xu said, "No, maybe Zhuge Liang doesn't know either."

"...So Fengxiao, what do you think?"

Zhuge Liang actually brought up the question again, and Guo Jia deeply suspected that he didn't want to destroy his omniscience and omnipotence. In fact, the truth is just like what Wen He said, there are always some things that no one knows.

Not even an iota of direction.It's like falling into an abyss, and everything you look up is a vast expanse.

In fact, they have always been like this.

But it might be impossible to grope forward.Guo Jia thought about it and said, "I'm thinking... who can go on Weibo? If there is one standard, will there be another standard after death? So some people can go on Weibo, but some people can't. No; some people can wear a trumpet and continue to brush after death, but some people have disappeared since then..."

"There are still some people who have been dead for a long time and still have to be taken out." Zhuge Liang also said, "I think...it depends on the mood."

Guo Jia suddenly said: "...So that's how it is."

"Who made your country of Wei have so many unknown soy sauces?" Zhuge Liang continued to sigh, "Our country of Shu doesn't. Liu Guanzhang is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so this is the era of Weibo for all people..."

Guo Jia refused to talk to Zhuge Liang again.

He didn't even want to see the word Zhuge... But on the homepage, the Wei people kept reposting Zhugejin's flag, which really made him not happy.

Zhuge Jin v

A certain Wenyun Changzi came to Jingzhou, and Liu Bei married his wife. The husband had a son and the second daughter.His daughter is still young, and she is not allowed to write.A certain person is willing to propose marriage to the lord's son.

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Golden Retriever

Your retribution is finally coming#不不不报，时间不到#[bye bye] Great Shu Kingdom Alliance Liu Bei Zhuge Liang Guan Yu v//Zhuge Jin v: A certain Wenyun Changzi came to Jingzhou, Liu Bei married his wife, Mr. has a son , a second daughter.His daughter is still young, and she is not allowed to write.A certain person is willing to propose marriage to the lord's son.

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Gou or

Ziyu has already set up the flag, waiting to call Ziming Lu Meng v//Zhuge Jin v: A certain Wenyun Changzi came to Jingzhou, Liu Bei married his wife, the husband had a son, and the second gave birth to a daughter.His daughter is still young, and she is not allowed to write.A certain person is willing to propose marriage to the lord's son.

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Lu Meng v

[Shy]//Gou or: Ziyu has already set up the flag, waiting to summon Ziming Lu Meng v from 5 just now

Guan Yu v

Don't marry, don't marry, uncle, we don't marry! //Zhuge Jinv: A certain Wen Yunchang came to Jingzhou, Liu Bei married his wife, the husband had a son, and the second gave birth to a daughter.His daughter is still young, and she is not allowed to write.A certain person is willing to propose marriage to the lord's son.

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Liu Bei v

Yun Chang, don't be like this, didn't we agree to be each other's angels? [Tears]//Guan Yu v: Don't marry, don't marry, uncle, we don't marry!

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