The president runs away when he sees me
Chapter 99
Qiao Kui: "..."
Liu Canran looked at poor Qiao Kui, and felt that under her jeans, she was about to move, as if a devil's tail with a triangle hanging from the top was about to emerge.
"I don't want to eat it either, let's take it away for the crew to eat." Liu Canran skillfully switched between the devil and the angel.
"It's cold when I take it home, and at this time, most of the staff have already gone to bed." Qiao Kui said very rationally.
"Eat, I'll watch you eat." Qiao Kui said.
"Aren't you uncomfortable?" Liu Canran questioned Qiao Kui from the bottom of her soul.
"No," Qiao Kui said very calmly, "how can I feel uncomfortable seeing the person I like eat the food he likes."
Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui's halo of love saint rising slowly behind him, and couldn't help but hugged him to show that he was defeated.
"But you were crying." After admitting defeat, Liu Canran made a steady and ruthless stab like many villains who are not willing to die.
Qiao Kui: "..."
"I don't." Qiao Kui shook his head stubbornly, while reaching out his hand to touch his cheek with some guilt.
When he touched the corners of his eyes, he felt a little moisture, so he relaxed and repeated: "I hold back."
Liu Canran: "..."
So you're great, aren't you?Liu Canran thought to herself.
So he opened the app on his phone and started the live broadcast.
"It's so late?" Qiao Kui said in surprise.
"Start a food broadcast and watch it on your mobile phone, will it make you feel more comfortable?" Liu Canran said with a smile.
So Qiao Kui really nodded, turned on the phone and started watching.
It is true that through the screen, the three-dimensionality of the food is not so strong, but Liu Canran's flourishing beauty is still very attractive, so Qiao Kui is immersed in a vague feeling of food and sex. It's much more comfortable to watch the other party masturbate.
However, Qiao Kui's happiness is based on the pain of Liu Canran's fans.
"Poison in the middle of the night!"
"Xiao Liu, I misread you! Unexpectedly, you are a devil!"
"Are you the devil?"
"This is not a devil, this is the devil!"
"Ah, ah, I'm going downstairs."
"President, don't you care about Xiao Liu? @委员会."
"International practice @ president."
President: "..."
What can I do?I am also very desperate, the CEO said in his heart.
Fortunately, Liu Canran is just an ordinary devil, and he has not ascended the throne, that is, the devil's throne, so he just made a show, and he didn't give out the kind of professional show that is full of color and fragrance.
While Liu Canran was eating and broadcasting, Qiao Kui received a message from his younger brother.
It turned out that this guy woke up in the middle of the night and was so hungry that he couldn't sleep. When he was surfing the Internet, he found Qiao Kui and Liu Canran running out to make skewers, so he sent a private message to his brother and started howling.
"You guys went out to play skewers behind my back!" Qiao Kui's brother said.
"What to bring, how many skewers? I didn't eat it either." Qiao Kui responded concisely and hit the nail on the head, using his skill of being a little prince at the negotiating table.
Qiao Kui's brother: "..."
So his brother deleted all his howls and obediently sent a menu.
Qiao Kui: "..."
He eats like this, it seems that he can still grow taller, Qiao Kui thought quite optimistically.
"I ordered it for you, and I'll be back in a while." Qiao Kui said to his brother after placing the order again.
"Thank you, old brother!" Qiao Kui's brother said gratefully.
"By the way, how can you say that you didn't eat it yourself, so why are you watching my Brother Liu eat it?" His brother said again.
"Well, I have prickly heat, don't eat it." Qiao Kui nodded.
"It's hard work."
"No, I will eat what you brother Liu eats." Qiao Kui replied inscrutablely.
Qiao Kui's brother: "???"
Falling in love is really an unfathomable and peerless martial art, his brother sighed in his heart.
Liu Canran and Qiao Kui returned to the hotel.
Along the way, Liu Canran observed secretly, and found that Qiao Kui began to wriggle from time to time again.
"You go back to your room first, and then take a shower. I'll get your brother some takeaway, and I'll rub some medicine on you later." Liu Canran said.
"Then I'll trouble you." Qiao Kui nodded and said, then rushed all the way back to the room to take a shower.
Xiao Qiao really endured a lot of burdens for her suitors along the way, Liu Canran sighed in her heart, and then went to find Qiao Kui's brother with the skewers.
"You are finally back! Thank you Lord Ron."
As a result, Liu Canran barely walked to the entrance of Qiao Kui's brother's room, saw his brother squatting there waiting for food, saw him coming, and rushed forward as if seeing a fairy descending from the earth.
Liu Canran: "..."
Who said that this child is a second-generation ancestor, maybe he was impaled by a beggar, Liu Canran said to himself.
"Fuck, it's so delicious, the chicken wings from this restaurant." Qiao Kui's brother took a bite of the chicken wings that hadn't cooled down because the weather was very warm, and praised while dripping oil.
"It's a pity that my old brother doesn't have this kind of food." Qiao Kui's younger brother couldn't help sighing after eating a chicken wing.
"It's nothing." Liu Canran shook her head and said, "If I eat it, it's the same as your brother. Let's go first."
Qiao Kui's brother: "..."
Looking at Liu Canran's back, Qiao Kui's brother couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Is the takeaway delivered with dog food these days?"
-
With the completion of Liu Canran's last commercial shooting task, this commercial tour has also drawn a successful conclusion.
"Would you like to live in my apartment first?" Liu Canran asked Qiao Kui on the way back.
Qiao Kui: "???"
I'm not dreaming, Qiao Kui thought.
"Your house is so big, it must take a whole day to clean it, right? It's too late today, why don't you go to my place first to make do with the night." Liu Canran explained.
Qiao Kui: "..."
I knew that swans were not so easy to eat, Qiao Kui's face turned green when he thought about it.
So when he returned to the city where he lived, he temporarily followed Liu Canran back to the apartment provided by the company.
A small house has the advantages of a small house, and it is really easy to clean. Two people work together, sweep the floor and vacuum, replace the bed sheets, quilts, curtains and floor mats, and the whole room is almost brand new.
Qiao Kui, who is not used to asking someone to clean the house at this moment, immediately feels dizzy when he thinks that he will have to tidy up the whole villa when he returns home tomorrow.
"Can I apply for asylum here?" Qiao Kui nestled on Liu Canran's sofa and said with a deep breath.
"What's the matter, don't you want to face your mansion?" Liu Canran smiled.
"I don't want to." Qiao Kui said honestly.
I have seen those who escape from reality every day, and here is another one who escapes from reality every day, Liu Canran complained in her heart.
"What should come will always come, and I will go back and face the reality tomorrow." Qiao Kui said proudly after a sigh of relief.
"The president finally stopped running away." Liu Canran laughed and cupped her fists at Qiao Kui.
"That's right, the president will never run away from anything in the future." The domineering president Qiao Kui said.
Liu Canran looked at him.
"What?" he said.
"I dare to chase you, what else can I not dare to do?" Qiao Kui said awe-inspiringly with a face full of fear.
Liu Canran: "..."
This picture appeared in Liu Canran's mind:
"Isn't this movie scary?"
"Scary! The difference between the scary level and the one we watched last time is ten Liu Canran!"
Liu Canran: "..."
Devil, Liu Canran put a label on herself.
-
After a while, Liu Canran's commercial was finally about to air.
That day he received a phone invitation from Qiao Kui.
"Do you want to come to the premiere?" Qiao Kui said.
"Whose premiere?" Liu Canran asked.
After a few seconds, he received a reply: "Your."
Liu Canran: "How can I not know what movie or TV series I have participated in?"
"The premiere of the commercial was held at my apartment."
As the president of Liu Can's support club, Qiao Kui said very conscientiously.
Liu Canran: "..."
"Okay," Liu Canran said with a smile, "I'll go find you in a while."
In the evening, Liu Canran brought materials and went to Qiao Kui's house to eat hot pot. After eating and drinking, the two of them waited in front of the TV to watch Liu Canran's commercial debut during the prime time period.
The first broadcast was the segment of roast chicken.
Qiao Kui: "..."
Liu Canran: "..."
Why should I humiliate myself, Qiao Kui thought.
After watching the ad, Qiao Kui, the president of the support club, dutifully searched for comments on the ad online again.
"Now it seems that most of the comments are very positive." Qiao Kui said to Liu Canran while browsing the feedback from various websites.
Ever since Liu Canran was embarrassingly hacked last time and was crushed by Qiao Kui in an all-round and three-dimensional way, it seems that no professional trolls will take up this kind of work for the time being. After all, debating with Qiao Kui requires sufficient strength, physical strength and education, which is not ordinary Warriors can do it.
Qiao Kui looked at the piece of pure land he maintained with great satisfaction, but his triumphant smile gradually froze when he saw a screenshot of an advertisement in a forum.
In the beginning, it was just a few photos from the advertising video that the poster randomly cut to praise Liu Canran's acting skills.
"Xiao Liu's acting is very delicate, and the quality of a micro movie is quite high." The fan host blows rainbow farts very gently.
"Wait, did you find out? This guy who roasts chicken is also very handsome." Said the sharp-eyed netizen below.
"What a cool expression. When he ran away, he looked like a domineering president."
"His ID is the president, and he interacts a lot with Xiao Liu on the same social networking site." An insider said.
"So handsome, so cool."
Qiao Kui: "..."
Standing with Xiao Liu can still be called handsome, it seems that I still have a certain strength, isn't Qiao Kui happy in his heart.
At this time, the fans of the poster posted a few more photos to continue analyzing Liu Canran's acting skills.
"Wait a minute, the chicken-roasting man in these pictures made eye contact with Xiao Liu." Another sharp-eyed viewer said, citing some of the pictures.
"Is this the same person?" Other eaters said one after another.
What's more, a person with good intentions slipped out Qiao Kui from the two pictures separately and synthesized a comparison picture.
On the way when he didn't make eye contact with Liu Canran, Qiao Kui was a domineering president.
After making eye contact with Liu Canran.
This is an emoji, Qiao Kui thought desperately while reading the post.
Liu Canran looked at poor Qiao Kui, and felt that under her jeans, she was about to move, as if a devil's tail with a triangle hanging from the top was about to emerge.
"I don't want to eat it either, let's take it away for the crew to eat." Liu Canran skillfully switched between the devil and the angel.
"It's cold when I take it home, and at this time, most of the staff have already gone to bed." Qiao Kui said very rationally.
"Eat, I'll watch you eat." Qiao Kui said.
"Aren't you uncomfortable?" Liu Canran questioned Qiao Kui from the bottom of her soul.
"No," Qiao Kui said very calmly, "how can I feel uncomfortable seeing the person I like eat the food he likes."
Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui's halo of love saint rising slowly behind him, and couldn't help but hugged him to show that he was defeated.
"But you were crying." After admitting defeat, Liu Canran made a steady and ruthless stab like many villains who are not willing to die.
Qiao Kui: "..."
"I don't." Qiao Kui shook his head stubbornly, while reaching out his hand to touch his cheek with some guilt.
When he touched the corners of his eyes, he felt a little moisture, so he relaxed and repeated: "I hold back."
Liu Canran: "..."
So you're great, aren't you?Liu Canran thought to herself.
So he opened the app on his phone and started the live broadcast.
"It's so late?" Qiao Kui said in surprise.
"Start a food broadcast and watch it on your mobile phone, will it make you feel more comfortable?" Liu Canran said with a smile.
So Qiao Kui really nodded, turned on the phone and started watching.
It is true that through the screen, the three-dimensionality of the food is not so strong, but Liu Canran's flourishing beauty is still very attractive, so Qiao Kui is immersed in a vague feeling of food and sex. It's much more comfortable to watch the other party masturbate.
However, Qiao Kui's happiness is based on the pain of Liu Canran's fans.
"Poison in the middle of the night!"
"Xiao Liu, I misread you! Unexpectedly, you are a devil!"
"Are you the devil?"
"This is not a devil, this is the devil!"
"Ah, ah, I'm going downstairs."
"President, don't you care about Xiao Liu? @委员会."
"International practice @ president."
President: "..."
What can I do?I am also very desperate, the CEO said in his heart.
Fortunately, Liu Canran is just an ordinary devil, and he has not ascended the throne, that is, the devil's throne, so he just made a show, and he didn't give out the kind of professional show that is full of color and fragrance.
While Liu Canran was eating and broadcasting, Qiao Kui received a message from his younger brother.
It turned out that this guy woke up in the middle of the night and was so hungry that he couldn't sleep. When he was surfing the Internet, he found Qiao Kui and Liu Canran running out to make skewers, so he sent a private message to his brother and started howling.
"You guys went out to play skewers behind my back!" Qiao Kui's brother said.
"What to bring, how many skewers? I didn't eat it either." Qiao Kui responded concisely and hit the nail on the head, using his skill of being a little prince at the negotiating table.
Qiao Kui's brother: "..."
So his brother deleted all his howls and obediently sent a menu.
Qiao Kui: "..."
He eats like this, it seems that he can still grow taller, Qiao Kui thought quite optimistically.
"I ordered it for you, and I'll be back in a while." Qiao Kui said to his brother after placing the order again.
"Thank you, old brother!" Qiao Kui's brother said gratefully.
"By the way, how can you say that you didn't eat it yourself, so why are you watching my Brother Liu eat it?" His brother said again.
"Well, I have prickly heat, don't eat it." Qiao Kui nodded.
"It's hard work."
"No, I will eat what you brother Liu eats." Qiao Kui replied inscrutablely.
Qiao Kui's brother: "???"
Falling in love is really an unfathomable and peerless martial art, his brother sighed in his heart.
Liu Canran and Qiao Kui returned to the hotel.
Along the way, Liu Canran observed secretly, and found that Qiao Kui began to wriggle from time to time again.
"You go back to your room first, and then take a shower. I'll get your brother some takeaway, and I'll rub some medicine on you later." Liu Canran said.
"Then I'll trouble you." Qiao Kui nodded and said, then rushed all the way back to the room to take a shower.
Xiao Qiao really endured a lot of burdens for her suitors along the way, Liu Canran sighed in her heart, and then went to find Qiao Kui's brother with the skewers.
"You are finally back! Thank you Lord Ron."
As a result, Liu Canran barely walked to the entrance of Qiao Kui's brother's room, saw his brother squatting there waiting for food, saw him coming, and rushed forward as if seeing a fairy descending from the earth.
Liu Canran: "..."
Who said that this child is a second-generation ancestor, maybe he was impaled by a beggar, Liu Canran said to himself.
"Fuck, it's so delicious, the chicken wings from this restaurant." Qiao Kui's brother took a bite of the chicken wings that hadn't cooled down because the weather was very warm, and praised while dripping oil.
"It's a pity that my old brother doesn't have this kind of food." Qiao Kui's younger brother couldn't help sighing after eating a chicken wing.
"It's nothing." Liu Canran shook her head and said, "If I eat it, it's the same as your brother. Let's go first."
Qiao Kui's brother: "..."
Looking at Liu Canran's back, Qiao Kui's brother couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Is the takeaway delivered with dog food these days?"
-
With the completion of Liu Canran's last commercial shooting task, this commercial tour has also drawn a successful conclusion.
"Would you like to live in my apartment first?" Liu Canran asked Qiao Kui on the way back.
Qiao Kui: "???"
I'm not dreaming, Qiao Kui thought.
"Your house is so big, it must take a whole day to clean it, right? It's too late today, why don't you go to my place first to make do with the night." Liu Canran explained.
Qiao Kui: "..."
I knew that swans were not so easy to eat, Qiao Kui's face turned green when he thought about it.
So when he returned to the city where he lived, he temporarily followed Liu Canran back to the apartment provided by the company.
A small house has the advantages of a small house, and it is really easy to clean. Two people work together, sweep the floor and vacuum, replace the bed sheets, quilts, curtains and floor mats, and the whole room is almost brand new.
Qiao Kui, who is not used to asking someone to clean the house at this moment, immediately feels dizzy when he thinks that he will have to tidy up the whole villa when he returns home tomorrow.
"Can I apply for asylum here?" Qiao Kui nestled on Liu Canran's sofa and said with a deep breath.
"What's the matter, don't you want to face your mansion?" Liu Canran smiled.
"I don't want to." Qiao Kui said honestly.
I have seen those who escape from reality every day, and here is another one who escapes from reality every day, Liu Canran complained in her heart.
"What should come will always come, and I will go back and face the reality tomorrow." Qiao Kui said proudly after a sigh of relief.
"The president finally stopped running away." Liu Canran laughed and cupped her fists at Qiao Kui.
"That's right, the president will never run away from anything in the future." The domineering president Qiao Kui said.
Liu Canran looked at him.
"What?" he said.
"I dare to chase you, what else can I not dare to do?" Qiao Kui said awe-inspiringly with a face full of fear.
Liu Canran: "..."
This picture appeared in Liu Canran's mind:
"Isn't this movie scary?"
"Scary! The difference between the scary level and the one we watched last time is ten Liu Canran!"
Liu Canran: "..."
Devil, Liu Canran put a label on herself.
-
After a while, Liu Canran's commercial was finally about to air.
That day he received a phone invitation from Qiao Kui.
"Do you want to come to the premiere?" Qiao Kui said.
"Whose premiere?" Liu Canran asked.
After a few seconds, he received a reply: "Your."
Liu Canran: "How can I not know what movie or TV series I have participated in?"
"The premiere of the commercial was held at my apartment."
As the president of Liu Can's support club, Qiao Kui said very conscientiously.
Liu Canran: "..."
"Okay," Liu Canran said with a smile, "I'll go find you in a while."
In the evening, Liu Canran brought materials and went to Qiao Kui's house to eat hot pot. After eating and drinking, the two of them waited in front of the TV to watch Liu Canran's commercial debut during the prime time period.
The first broadcast was the segment of roast chicken.
Qiao Kui: "..."
Liu Canran: "..."
Why should I humiliate myself, Qiao Kui thought.
After watching the ad, Qiao Kui, the president of the support club, dutifully searched for comments on the ad online again.
"Now it seems that most of the comments are very positive." Qiao Kui said to Liu Canran while browsing the feedback from various websites.
Ever since Liu Canran was embarrassingly hacked last time and was crushed by Qiao Kui in an all-round and three-dimensional way, it seems that no professional trolls will take up this kind of work for the time being. After all, debating with Qiao Kui requires sufficient strength, physical strength and education, which is not ordinary Warriors can do it.
Qiao Kui looked at the piece of pure land he maintained with great satisfaction, but his triumphant smile gradually froze when he saw a screenshot of an advertisement in a forum.
In the beginning, it was just a few photos from the advertising video that the poster randomly cut to praise Liu Canran's acting skills.
"Xiao Liu's acting is very delicate, and the quality of a micro movie is quite high." The fan host blows rainbow farts very gently.
"Wait, did you find out? This guy who roasts chicken is also very handsome." Said the sharp-eyed netizen below.
"What a cool expression. When he ran away, he looked like a domineering president."
"His ID is the president, and he interacts a lot with Xiao Liu on the same social networking site." An insider said.
"So handsome, so cool."
Qiao Kui: "..."
Standing with Xiao Liu can still be called handsome, it seems that I still have a certain strength, isn't Qiao Kui happy in his heart.
At this time, the fans of the poster posted a few more photos to continue analyzing Liu Canran's acting skills.
"Wait a minute, the chicken-roasting man in these pictures made eye contact with Xiao Liu." Another sharp-eyed viewer said, citing some of the pictures.
"Is this the same person?" Other eaters said one after another.
What's more, a person with good intentions slipped out Qiao Kui from the two pictures separately and synthesized a comparison picture.
On the way when he didn't make eye contact with Liu Canran, Qiao Kui was a domineering president.
After making eye contact with Liu Canran.
This is an emoji, Qiao Kui thought desperately while reading the post.
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