The president runs away when he sees me

After Liu Canran and Qiao Kui came out after eating.

Qiao Kui has been floating in front, very fast, if Liu Canran's head is not covered with legs, it is really not easy to catch up with him at the speed of ordinary people.

"I think if you continue to float down at this speed, you will soon be able to escape from the surface of the earth." Liu Canran said while taking a few steps to catch up with Qiao Kui.

"This is exactly what I wish in my heart." Qiao Kui asked the sky speechlessly, as if he was about to cut off the world of mortals and soar up in the daytime.

"It's not that serious, is it?" Liu Canran laughed.

"Yes, you won't understand." Qiao Kuisheng said without love.

"What you did just now is actually quite cute." Liu Canran comforted Qiao Kui out of humanitarianism and sincerity.

Qiao Kui looked at Liu Canran with dull eyes that seemed to have more and more whites, suddenly refocused, and then said in a daze, "Could it be that you are eating sand sculptures?"

Liu Canran: "..."

Liu Canran laughed and laughed along the way, feeling that Qiao Kui was really his source of happiness.

The two walked along the way, and after leaving the eating area, they met a balloon seller.

Qiao Kui walked over directly, and after walking a few steps, he found that Liu Canran hadn't followed.

He looked back and found that the other party was buying balloons there.

Qiao Kui: "???"

Qiao Kui turned around and turned back, Liu Canran greeted him with a balloon, and handed the red thread into Qiao Kui's hand.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"I'll buy you a balloon, will you feel better?" Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

He feels that this kind of situation usually happens to young mothers who coax their children and children who are crying, and the children are generally not more than five years old.

But this does not prevent his mood from flying happily in mid-air like this balloon.

So Qiao Kui let go of the loveless life just now, and walked happily holding the balloon.

Because he was too happy, he really had a tendency to soar in the daytime. He didn't pay attention to his feet, tripped over the uneven gravel road, and staggered forward.

It was too late to say it, but as soon as Qiao Kui leaned over, Liu Canran grabbed his arm and helped him stabilize his figure.

The distance between the two people also quickly closed.

Qiao Kui: Plop, plop, plop.

As soon as he thumped, he let go of his hand, and the balloon flew into the sky with Qiao Kui's thud.

"Ah." Qiao Kui called out and looked up.

Fortunately, the balloon was hanging on the branch of a street tree they passed.

It's just that the height is too high, not to mention Qiao Kui, even Liu Canran who is nearly two meters tall can't reach it.

Liu Canran made a regretful expression, but Qiao Kui didn't seem to give up on lingering under the tree.

"I'll buy you another one at the front?" Liu Canran said.

"I really want to come back to this one too." Qiao Kui said.

Liu Canran is truly admirable for being a master negotiator and one who maximizes profits.

He thought for a while, then squatted down, and said to Qiao Kui, "Why don't you come up, and I'll lift you up."

Qiao Kui was originally thinking about whether he could climb trees, but he didn't think of the method Liu Canran mentioned.

He didn't expect Liu Canran to do this, so he froze for a moment.

When they passed by the stage just now, a big show was being sung on it. He saw one or two petite girls who couldn't see the stage, and their boyfriends used this method to lift them up so that it was easier to watch the show. But……

"Is this appropriate?" Qiao Kuo said.

"After all, you haven't agreed yet..."

Seize every opportunity to skillfully and tactfully throw stones to ask for directions, okay, I have learned another negotiation skill, Liu Canran thought to himself.

"It's okay." Liu Canran said.

"What's inappropriate about this? After all, it's not necessarily a couple who do this kind of behavior."

Qiao Kui: "???"

"It also includes..." Liu Canran looked around, pointed to a child in front of them who was riding on his father's neck, and said, "Father and son."

Qiao Kui: "..."

It's not that my heart is rotten, and I judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, it's just that his words sound like ethics no matter how they sound.

But now is not the time to think about who will take advantage, Qiao Kui made up his mind, and with Liu Canran's help, he finally lifted the balloon into the air and successfully rescued the balloon.

"it is good!"

The passers-by couldn't help but greeted them, Liu Canran was also very face-saving, and bowed his hands to the onlookers for a while, and walked away with Qiao Kui in a happy atmosphere.

The two of them walked leisurely like this, and gradually they seemed to feel that something was wrong.

The tourists of all types, men, women, old and young, seemed to have disappeared, and the rest were women in their 50s and some men. They gathered in twos and threes, talking to each other.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Liu Canran: "..."

Could it be that this is the legendary unbreakable formation-square dance team?

However, unlike ordinary square dances, most middle-aged women and some middle-aged men saw Qiao Kui and Liu Canran, and seemed to be attracted by them one after another, and kept looking at these two people.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Liu Canran: "..."

"Have we strayed into something deep?" Qiao Kui said.

"At this point, the best policy is to walk." Liu Canran said.

The two felt that it seemed inappropriate for them to stand here, so they turned around and walked on the original road.

Qiao Kui was walking when he was suddenly stopped by a lady who was coming towards him.

"Young man, are you here for a blind date?" The middle-aged lady asked kindly, her eyes shining with hope.

"No, I'm..." Qiao Kui was taken aback, and instinctively looked back at Liu Canran, and after seeing his flourishing beauty, his computer froze, and he said, "No, I'm gay."

Middle-aged lady: "..."

Lou Canran: "..."

Qiao Kui staggered to avoid the lady in front of him, and the middle-aged lady's eyes fell on Liu Canran behind him.

"What about this young man?" the middle-aged lady asked with lasers in her eyes.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Liu Canran: "..."

"Coincidentally," Liu Canran smiled apologetically, "I'm gay too."

Qiao Kui: "..."

Middle-aged lady: "..."

After the two escaped from the tight encirclement, the middle-aged lady sat on the bench with the blind date information in her hand and calmed down.

"Old sister, take a breather and continue your efforts in the afternoon?" The companion who came together found her and walked over to say hello.

"What are you thinking? So ecstatic."

"I was thinking," the middle-aged lady sighed, "What my daughter said turned out to be true."

"What did your daughter say?"

"She said, these days, pretty little brothers are all with pretty little brothers."