The president runs away when he sees me

Qiao Kui: "..."

Liu Canran: "..."

When the big brothers mentioned Qiao Kui before, they always used the snail man as a reference, but because the name was too long, I don’t know who called it first, so Qiao Kui’s nickname followed Liu Canran’s nickname "Big Brother" and was promoted. For the sake of my sister-in-law.

After a brief period of dumbfoundedness, the big brother, who was open-mouthed, was stuffed into the dormitory by several other students.

So Qiao Kui and Liu Canran left.

The two came to the crowded cafeteria.

It was time for dinner, and the cafeteria building on several floors was packed to the brim.

"Our school cafeteria serves larger meals than ordinary schools," Liu Canran explained, "so some students from nearby colleges also like to come here to eat."

"Well, I also heard from my brother." Qiao Kui nodded and said, "He said the chicken rice here is delicious."

"Then shall we eat this?" Liu Canran said.

So the two came to the window of chicken rice and found that they had to queue up.

This is too exaggerated, Qiao Kui thought in his heart.

The cafeteria at the university he attended was far less crowded than here.

In fact, he has almost never been in a crowded environment. Usually, if he sees a crowded environment, he will stay away from it. He even feels a little uncomfortable because of being pampered. One step further, he becomes impatient. .

But now he doesn't feel impatient, and even thinks that this kind of excitement is not bad, it is very smokey, and it is in sharp contrast with his large but cold apartment.

He saw some people playing with their mobile phones, enthusiastically fighting with their teammates in the game, some gay friends came together to have a dental festival, making jokes and laughing at each other, and there were also couples of young campus lovers who were there Talking small things, there is a sense of intimacy that others cannot interrupt the conversation.

In such a noisy environment, Qiao Kui actually got a sense of security in his heart that was similar to the one he had when he was watching Liu Canran's VLOG.

"We won't be lined up for a while." Qiao Kui heard Liu Canran say this when he was immersed in a good feeling, "I'll go and buy two drinks first, can you stay here alone?" ?”

"Well, no problem, I'll trouble you." Qiao Kui nodded and said, then watched Liu Canran leave.

As soon as Liu Canran left, his mind started to go crazy.

"Walk, move!"

"It's your turn to take out the trash tomorrow."

"Hey, I don't, you should."

"You... don't think that you are great because you know how to dress up as a woman!"

"I'll eat three-quarters of the chicken and rice later."

"Okay, it doesn't matter if I give you all to eat."

"Just kidding you~"

Qiao Kui: "..."

With a headache, Qiao Kui frowned slightly, feeling that he was about to be overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle of people, which made him wonder if there is a system similar to VIP customers in the cafeteria, allowing him to queue in a dedicated line Take a break while waiting for your order and grab a cup of coffee.

Wait a minute, Qiao Kui suddenly came back to his senses, didn't I already have a good acceptance of the noisy atmosphere just now?

With his hands behind his back facing the wind, he glanced at Liu Canran's direction, and then he suddenly discovered that his acceptance of this bustling atmosphere hadn't changed much, it was just because he was with Liu Canran that he wore it just now. A filter that has been quiet for years.

Qiao Kui: "..."

After a while, Liu Canran came back with a drink.

The world is bright.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"What's the matter?" Liu Canran handed Qiao Kui a glass of drink, and asked with a smile as he looked at his handsome face with a stupefied expression.

"It's nothing, I suddenly have a little understanding of life." Qiao Kui said in a daze.

-

I don’t know if it’s because there are four big characters on the almanac today that it’s not suitable to eat. The people in the cafeteria are even more crowded than usual. As a result, they couldn’t find a vacant seat for a while after ordering. Finally, they found it with great difficulty. After getting permission from the students across the table, the two of them sat down on a bench.

"Maybe it's a bit crowded, are you okay?" Liu Canran said.

"It's okay." Qiao Kui shook his head and said, then he and Liu Canran ate chicken and rice together.

I have to say that this table is indeed a bit crowded for an adult man of 1.8 meters and a 1.9 meters, not to mention that it is not a table, it is only half a table.

So when Qiao Kui was eating, he subconsciously dropped the arm that was leaning on Liu Canran's side, and instead of resting it on the table, he just leaned on one hand to hold the food there with some difficulty.

"What are you doing with your other hand?" Liu Canran asked him with a smile after finding out.

"I didn't do anything." Qiao Kui blurted out, raising his left hand at the same time, looking very much like a suspicious man who was accused of some dishonorable behavior in the sardine-canned carriage.

Liu Canran: "..."

Opposite classmate: "..."

"What I mean is," Liu Canran said with a suppressed smile, "Why do you wrong yourself so much, there is still enough space, and you don't have to work so hard to eat with one hand."

Qiao Kui: "..."

Yes, this sentence combined with the context is just a kind reminder, so here comes the question, why am I guilty.Qiao Kui thought desperately in his heart.

So he accepted Liu Canran's suggestion and started eating with both hands, and achieved very good results.

One of the important reasons why using both hands works well is that Qiao Kui has been picking up the offal from the dishes all the time, so it is really difficult to master with one hand.

Liu Canran also discovered his dietary preference.

He found out that the other party intentionally or unintentionally left all the chicken legs, chicken wings, and chicken breasts among the side dishes of chicken rice, and he has been competing with chicken, chicken feet, and chicken butts.

Liu Canran: "..."

So Liu Canran felt that watching Qiao Kui gnawing chicken bones while maintaining perfect table manners was infinitely more fun than eating chicken legs, chicken wings, and chicken breasts.

Of course, Liu Canran is not the kind of villain who likes to appreciate other people's embarrassing moments, so he just looked around curiously, and then gave Qiao Kui a chicken leg and a chicken wing to relieve him from the octopus dilemma. out.

"Thank you," Qiao Kui said, and was finally able to eat his lunch in a rather unhurried manner.

Liu Canran felt that Qiao Kui's food was delicious this time.

They met in a restaurant once before and had a meal together.

Liu Canran felt that Qiao Kui didn't seem to have much appetite that time.

He seems to just treat the meal in front of him as a medicine for the physiological response of hunger, eat it, solve the problem, and then continue to work.

He felt that he was sometimes cold and unreasonable, but this time, he was quite cute when he ate.

-

After they finished their meal, when they went down to the first floor and were about to go out, Liu Canran slowed down.

"Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom." He pointed to a corner on the first floor and said.

I want to go too, Qiao Kui was about to say that when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Indeed, it is quite normal for boys to go to the bathroom together, but it seems inappropriate to do so on the pursuer and the pursued.

Qiao Kui turned around a little bit in his mind, and then he had a sense of sight that he followed the goddess in his heart into the women's dressing room.

This is very disgraceful, it's just idiotic, Qiao Kui thought in his heart, so he didn't express his willingness to go to the bathroom together, but nodded, and then waited where he was.

The issue is……

It doesn't seem like a big deal when you don't care about it, but once you think about it, you will become more and more concerned. This kind of mental state is quite obvious in the aspect of people's three urgencies.

Especially in a place where I am not familiar with, if I miss this village, I might not have this shop. Who knows what new schedule Liu Canran will have in the future, other places are fine, in case he Because he ate a big bucket of chicken and rice, he proposed to go for a walk on the playground... Qiao Kui couldn't help shivering.

So when Liu Canran came out of the bathroom a while later, Qiao Kui said, "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom too."

Liu Canran: "???"

Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui who walked into the bathroom with devil-like steps, and suddenly understood something.

Is he trying to avoid suspicion, Liu Canran thought in his heart, this is really a gentleman who restrains himself and restores courtesy, Liu Canran couldn't help but praise Qiao Kui, and once again felt that this person is really funny.

-

As the sun went down, the crowds of people in the cafeteria were finally relieved accordingly, and a young couple took advantage of this moment to come over for dinner and a date.

"I finally know why you don't look for a boyfriend in this school." The boyfriend from another school looked at all kinds of big brothers coming in and out of the cafeteria, and put on an air of fresh meat in front of his girlfriend .

"Why?" The girlfriend knew the reason he pointed out, but out of the protection of her alma mater, she still had a look of =. = to ask.

"Isn't it obvious, because the boys in your school all look like... programmers." The boy raised his square face, which he thought was the beauty of the prosperous age, and said to his girlfriend, reaching out to set the cafeteria up. Plastic curtains at the door.

Just when he was about to touch the curtain, the door curtain was first lifted by the person who came out of it.

I saw a handsome man in a suit and leather shoes, the president Wen Fan, who looked like a male protagonist in a book, came out after hitting the curtain.

Boy friend:"……"

girlfriend:"……"

After the man in suit and leather shoes came out, he didn't put down the door curtain immediately, but maintained the posture of rolling the curtain, as if he was waiting for the person walking behind him.

A second later, another boy who was really beautiful came out from behind the curtain, smiled at the president who opened the curtain for him, and the two left the cafeteria side by side.

Boy friend:"……"

girlfriend:"……"

"At this moment, do you have anything else to say?" The girlfriend was stunned for a moment, and then asked triumphantly and proudly at her boyfriend who was just now.

The boy shook his head unrequitedly and did not speak. He typed a few words on his mobile phone and turned his attention to his girlfriend.

I saw three big characters written on the phone:

"Autistic."