The president runs away when he sees me

Qiao Kui: "..."

"What are you talking about?" Joe said.

Then he got the bard's version of the "Get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending" story about Yoo Chan-ran earlier today.

Out of admiration for the big brother, his younger brother added oil and vinegar to life, and Qiao Kui was dazzled when he heard it.

"It's probably like this. As for whose family he is the prince, I don't know. Maybe I can find out some details by asking our father." Qiao Kui's brother finally concluded.

After Qiao Kui gave his brother a few words, he hung up the phone and fell on the bed like a broken kite.

In fact, after he thought about his thoughts clearly before, he didn't have many delusions.

No, there are still some delusions.

He knew that some men in the society, such as his peers—those CEOs, when their physical condition was not particularly competitive, would fill in the deficiency through other conditions when choosing a mate.

In the families of colleagues he knows, there are several pairs of presidents and supermodels that he knows. This combination can be regarded as a standard configuration that is widely known by the society.

But he just thought about these problems, it doesn't mean he thinks this way of choosing a mate is correct, and it doesn't mean he has enough courage to put it into practice.

In Qiao Kui's heart, regardless of Liu Canran's financial situation, he is a nearly perfect man, full of elusive mystery.

Before he had a deeper understanding, he had no choice but to fill in the gaps he didn't know according to the more popular personas.

For example, his orientation, his family... If there is anything more reckless in myself that goes beyond the expression of brotherhood, will it cause unnecessary trouble to him.

But after realizing his state, Qiao Kui only dared to think about it in his heart before his brother blew it, just like ordinary office workers would buy a lottery ticket after get off work, and didn't really feel that he was whimsical and thinking about money Think crazy rhythm.

Nor is it a sin to have a yearning for the good life that doesn't hurt others.

But after hearing his brother's reassessment of Liu Canran, this kind of beautiful yearning was in Qiao Kui's mind, from the picture of a man with good conditions in all aspects standing together with a man with excellent conditions in all aspects , and quickly transformed into a neat and elegant white swan roaming freely among the green mountains and green waters, and a toad squatting in the mud pit on the bank beside him, watching the swan squatting. composed screen.

Feeling so tired, Qiao Kui turned over and temporarily lost all motivation, lying motionless on the mattress in the guest room.

After a while, he got up with some difficulty, moved from the guest room to his bedroom and continued to lie down.

Why is the mattress so hard.

Although Qiao Kui, who activated the humanoid anti-addiction system, successfully returned to his original bedroom, he expressed such emotion.

-

Qiao Kui slept in his room until midnight, woke up with a backache and leg cramps, and realized how difficult it is to be extravagant and frugal.

He got up quickly, ran to the study to surf the Internet, and met Liu Canran as soon as he went online.

"Aren't you asleep yet?" Liu Canran greeted him.

"Not yet, good evening." Qiao Kui said, feeling a little parched, so he picked up the glass on the table, poured a glass of water from the table water dispenser, and brought it to his lips.

"Thank you for helping my brother out today, and I'm sorry for causing you trouble." Qiao Kui typed on the keyboard while drinking water.

"It's nothing." Liu Canran replied, "Do you like me?"

"puff!"

When Qiao Kui saw the second line of words in the dialog box, he couldn't help but perform a live version of "You accompany me on the computer!" If it was recorded, he would find that his spray was very Perfect, comparable to the ventriloquist of ancient tailors before the invention of the steam iron.

Qiao Kui reacted, and the reflex arc didn't know which way to run first, to deal with Liu Canran's questioning, or to wipe the whale spout on the computer screen, but when he was in a hurry, his fingers dragged a long line on the keyboard. A string of completely meaningless symbols was accidentally sent.

Liu Canran: "..."

Scared to transform into a cat?Liu Canran thought in her heart, because if the very renaissance symbols sent by the other party were not the code to kill Matt Nobles, it would be like people with cats sending it after they were accidentally stepped on by cats while typing on the keyboard. look.

"Are you okay?" Liu Canran then said.

"I'm sorry, I spilled water on the keyboard and typed it accidentally." Qiao Kui replied immediately, and withdrew the previous piece of evidence that he was a cat.

"Then you should get the computer first." Liu Canran laughed, probably able to imagine what the other party had experienced in this short period of time.

"It's okay, I can continue talking." Qiao Kui said.

"It's safer to turn off the computer when it touches water." Liu Canran suggested.

"It's okay. The phone is downstairs. If you go to get it, you'll have to wait. That's it." Qiao Kui said.

My time is really money, Liu Canran thought to herself.

His work computer is worth a lot in terms of value and use value. Is it not as good as a few minutes in my life?

Liu Canran suddenly felt that if all the UP masters in the world had Qiao Kui's awareness, there might not be such creatures as title parties in the world.

"Okay." Liu Canran said quite moved, and then looked at the dialog box with her chin resting.

"Am I acting obvious?" After a few seconds, Qiao Kui answered Liu Canran's question in a rather tactful way.

"Behave very decently." Liu Canran answered Qiao Kui's question in another rather tactful way.

"I made this judgment based on all kinds of comprehensive information, please don't worry." The implication is that I haven't noticed any idiot behavior or self-moving to the point of licking the dog, please don't Do things that unnecessarily self-doubt your life.

Looking at the dialog box, Qiao Kui felt as if he was meeting his opponent and meeting a good talent in an instant, because apart from the two of them knowing the focus of the conversation, if someone else accidentally read these few lines of the conversation record If it is, you may think that they are conducting some professional negotiations that require logical thinking, such as the business talks he often participates in.

He knew that Liu Canran was a smart person, and once he was seen through by such a person, denying his behavior with the ostrich would have no more meaning and function other than humiliating himself, and he seemed to have no other choice but to be frank.

Of course, Qiao Kui felt this way not only because he was taken advantage of by the other party. In fact, if he denied it or was an ostrich, he didn't know whether the other party would experience some troubles like him, even if it was just a little bit of trouble. , he didn't want to treat him like this.

Fortunately, he feels that his netizen Xiao Liu is a kind-hearted young man. Even if he admits it, he will not have any playful or teasing emotions towards him, nor will he feel that he will have any overly intense emotions just because his orientation is a minority , If he had had such emotions, he should not have come to ask himself, Qiao Kui thought, Xiao Liu is a UP master with a very safe perspective, he is never out of line, never disappoints him.

It was a pleasure to talk to him, Georgie thought, and then he immediately realized that this was not the time to indulge in physical and psychological pleasure.

"Okay, I see." Qiao Kuo said then.

"So," he went on, "what are you going to do with my . . . funeral?"

Liu Canran: "..."

"233333", Liu Canran sent a string of emoticons.

"When did you become so poor?" he said.

Qiao Kui was slightly relieved by the other party's emoji.

In addition to the label of the president, he is also an ordinary young man who has just opened his heart. Once his true intentions are spied on by the other party, he shows a bit of ease that he doesn't have when getting along with ordinary friends. Funny feeling.

The feeling was far from frivolous, but with a tentative, friendliness.

Liu Canran smiled for a long time, and then sent him an emoji.

The dynamic expression is a boy holding a cheerleading flower and waving it lightly, with the words "Come on" on the boy's head.

The strangest thing is that the boy in the expression is Liu Canran himself.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Did you have an exclusive emoticon pack just after you debuted?Qiao Kui thought about it in his heart, and then wanted to download it uncontrollably with his fingers.

No no no!Qiao Kui stopped his behavior with the last of his reason.

Before receiving Liu Canran's reply, his logical thinking provided him with many assumptions after running at high speed.

"Great, I like you too!" (Who will wake me up?)

"I'm not sure." (Possibly.)

"Sorry, I have no intention of doing this." (Also possible.)

But the emoji of such a cute cheerleader is not included in Qiao Kui's assumptions.

"What do you mean?" Qiao Kui was nervous, and the honorific appeared.

Liu Canran: "..."

He smiled and replied: "Didn't you say that I am not a thing?"

Qiao Kui: "..."

Why is this boy still so vengeful?Qiao Kui thought desperately in his heart.

"Didn't I apologize to you?" Qiao Kui said, "If you have other demands, I can continue to show kindness, whether it's an apology or a blossoming."

"23333", Liu Canran said, "I also feel that I am not a thing."

Qiao Kui: "???"

"So I need to give full play to my subjective initiative," Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Too philosophical, Qiao Kui thought.

"I found that your style is quite domineering to the CEO." Liu Canran changed the subject, "For the things you like, you either spend a lot of money to buy them back, or you put them on the shelf and hide them."

He was right, Qiao Kui thought to himself, at this moment, even if the other party scolded him so much, he still felt very happy, at least he still remembered those character traits that he couldn't help but speak deeply when they were dating.

"But I am not a thing",

Liu Canran said,

"So you can only",

"Pursue me".