The president runs away when he sees me

The grand wedding is finally over.

At night, both Liu Canran and Qiao Kui were so exhausted that when they got back to the embroidery building, they didn't even have time to take off their heavy dresses, so they fell directly on the Babu bed.

"I can't seem to move."

Qiao Kui lay on all fours, struggling several times, trying to turn over and undo some buttons, but all failed.

"It's only been a few months since the dress was ordered, am I getting fat again?" Qiao Kui said sadly.

"is it?"

Liu Canran turned her face away, squinted her eyes and looked at Qiao Kui for a few seconds.

"Well, I've gained about five catties." Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Why should I discuss this kind of topic with professional contestants? Qiao Kui shed sad tears in front of supermodel Liu Canran.

"Do you think I should lose weight?" Qiao Kui thought for a while, then asked Liu Canran.

"It depends on where your fat is." Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Then what about you, do you think you are fat or thin?" Qiao Kui thought for a while, then asked Liu Canran.

"I usually don't pay attention to my figure." Liu Canran laughed.

So he always pays attention to my figure?Didn't Qiao Kui think so happily in his heart.

"But I think there should be a way to test it." Liu Canran continued after being silent for a while.

"Well, isn't there a scale in the bathroom? But I don't know how to measure it." Qiao Kui added vigilantly.

Liu Canran: "..."

"I ate so much just now, that must be wrong." Liu Canran said.

"Besides, if you let me go to the bathroom now, I can't walk."

Liu Canran rolled on the bed a few times, and then she didn't want to move anymore.

So the two of them cuddled up close together like two balloons that were bought together, occasionally said a few unnutritious trash words, and then suddenly burst out into hilarious laughter for no reason at all.

"Thanks to the fact that there are no bridal chamber troublemakers now, otherwise, if we keep laughing like this, would others think it's a pair of comedians getting married?" After bursting out laughing, Liu Canran put forward such a philosophical thought.

"There's nothing wrong with that, at least in this way, life will bring a lot of happiness." Qiao Kui said.

After finishing speaking, he seemed to have fallen into a brief thought again.

"Little Qiao, what are you thinking?" Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui's pensive side face, and wanted to reach out to touch him, so she asked him.

"I was thinking, if we are really a pair of cross talk actors, who is the joker and who is the joker?" Qiao Kui asked Liu Canran with a very serious expression.

Liu Canran: "..."

On the wedding night, all he could think about was these unhealthy trash talk?Liu Canran thought to herself.

He was about to educate him, when he heard Qiao Kui say again: "I think you are funny, and I am flattering."

Liu Canran: "..."

This time Liu Canran lost her temper, not only did she lose her temper, but she was actually aroused by Qiao Kui under such circumstances.

"Why do you say that I am a joker and you are a joker?" Liu Canran really asked Qiao Kui like this.

"Because you often use ethics jokes on me." Qiao Kui said naturally.

Liu Canran: "???"

"In your heart, have brothers and sisters become moral jokes?" Liu Canran laughed.

"Slightly ethical, I didn't say I don't accept it." Qiao Kui shrugged and said.

"Okay." Liu Canran didn't have the intention to play tricks with Qiao Kui today, so she readily admitted defeat.

He rolled a few times on the bed, and he could see that the dress on his body made him a little uncomfortable.

Qiao Kui then struggled to get up and took off the dress for Liu Canran.

"Don't bother you, I'll do it myself." Liu Canran said.

"But……"

Qiao Kui only said two words, and then saw Liu Canran's figure move, and at a speed Qiao Kui could hardly see clearly, she came out of the dress like a golden cicada escaping its shell.

Qiao Kui: "???"

"Young man, may I ask you what kind of miraculous skill this is?" Qiao Kui couldn't help clasping his fists at Liu Canran, and asked sincerely, revealing the coach's longing for what I wanted to learn.

"Changing clothes in seconds, this is the basic business ability of our models. If you are like a young master like you who is not in the sun, you will be slow and slow. After I change my clothes, the press conference will be over. The celebration party We've finished eating." Liu Canran said.

"Ning's professional ability is really excellent." Qiao Kui couldn't help applauding Liu Canran.

"It's easy to say." Liu Canran accepted her lover's compliment very frankly.

"Let's go take a shower." Liu Canran said, and was about to reach out to pull Qiao Kui up.

"Slow down." Qiao Kui said.

Liu Canran: "..."

Liu Canran fell into deep thought.

"What's wrong?" Joe said.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered that this sentence is between the two of us, I said a little more." Liu Canran nodded sadly.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Aren't you going to take a shower?" Liu Canran said.

"I'll go later, you go first." Qiao Kui shook his head.

"Why?" Liu Canran gave Qiao Kui a crying expression.

"Because I can't take off my clothes all at once like you." Qiao Kui said.

"And what's even more tragic is that it's not because I don't have the business ability like you, but because if I take off my suit now, you will see the place where my white shirt and trousers meet, like the kind of The hams tied up with ropes have bumps." Qiao Kui explained.

Liu Canran: "..."

In fact, if you didn't describe it in such detail, I might not have noticed it. Now that you said it like this, I suddenly have a sense of the picture.Liu Canran thought to herself.

So Liu Canran thoughtfully left Qiao Kui there alone, looked at him like a puffer fish struggling on the shore, laughed for a while, and then went to take a bath by herself.

After a while, Qiao Kui finally mustered up his strength, stood up with the wall in his arms, walked around the bedroom to digest, and casually looked at his phone.

Many people sent him messages of blessing, and Qiao Kui planned to reply together tomorrow.

Then he saw that the friends of the old man's health care bureau were not sleeping at this moment, but were discussing his wedding very enthusiastically.

"Have you checked the gift list?"

"Looked at it and shocked me all over the world!"

"Qiao Kui's family is really good at it."

"I didn't expect their old man to be so powerful."

"Qiao Kui, I don't know Taishan with my eyes, can I recognize a brother now? @qiao Kui."

"You can pull it off. Now I still recognize my godbrother. It's strange to understand you. It's almost the same as my godfather. You say yes, dad! @楚叆."

Qiao Kui: "..."

Qiao Kui silently blocked the group chat.

He remembered what was on the gift list at home, and he was very clear about it. It stands to reason that although those things were not thin, they were not so heavy that they were so surprised by a group of friends who had eaten and seen among the rich (crossed out) old men. Bar.

Qiao Kui then looked through some social software of the wedding guests, and in the column visible to relatives and friends, he finally found the gift list of the two weddings that he accidentally photographed.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Our family suddenly became rich overnight?Why no one informed me, Qiao Kui thought.

These properties are definitely not something that his family can take out at one go. Although Qiao Kui doesn't care about the things in his family, he is a member of the family after all, and he always knows his family's wealth more or less.

Looking at the list of gifts now, unless his brother's girlfriend is actually a princess of a certain country, and his brother became a consort and was rewarded with these properties, Qiao Kui really can't figure out what other overnight fortunes his family has. way.

I want to make you red makeup.

Qiao Kui suddenly remembered what Liu Canran said to him.

After a while, Liu Canran came out of the shower, and saw Qiao Kui finally sitting up on the bed, still sitting upright looking at herself.

"What's wrong?" Liu Canran came over, patted Qiao Kui's head, and asked him.

"The gift list for the ceremony, you gave it to my family, right?" Qiao Kui said.

"Well, yes, but didn't you bring it back to the small family?" Liu Canran smiled.

"I said I would make you red makeup."

Qiao Kui: "..."

"What's the matter, do you mind?" Liu Canran saw that Qiao Kui was a little dumbfounded, so she asked him.

"I don't mind, it's just... nothing."

Qiao Kui worked desperately before marriage, and he couldn't get any so-called red makeup by putting together everything, so he came up with a show operation, and planned to pay in installments after marriage, but now, Liu Canran has done it for him It seems that Qiao Kui's showy operation is especially showy.

"I'm going to take a shower." Qiao Kui stood up abruptly, lifted his feet and walked to the bathroom, but because he was too embarrassed, he forgot that the stepping bed under his feet was still a step away from the ground, so he fell directly on the ground and fell. A horse lying down.

Although Liu Canran grabbed his sleeves quickly, she only tore off Qiao Kui's outer dress, revealing the inner lining.

Under the wedding dress, he even wore a red sportswear.

And there are two large characters of red makeup embroidered on the back.

Liu Canran: "..."

"Can you explain your performance art?" Liu Canran asked inexplicably.

"I... want to... wear this sportswear, run a hundred miles, and make a hundred miles of red makeup." Qiao Kui got up from the ground and said sincerely.