The president runs away when he sees me

Liu Canran recently discovered that his noble and glamorous Mr. Qiao has recently become addicted to mobile phones and cannot extricate himself.

Liu Canran put her fluffy head on Qiao Kui's shoulder, looked at his mobile phone, and her eyes helped to melt the sharpness of Qiao Kui.

Qiao Kui's phone slipped from his hand to the feather quilt.

"Is your mobile phone smart?" Liu Canran said.

"It's possible." Qiao Kui nodded and said, although he just slipped his hand just now, it cannot be completely ruled out. Liu Canran has a natural blood relationship suppression for mobile phones.

"What are you looking at? You are so engrossed in watching, you ignore me." Liu Canran said aggrievedly.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Qiao Kui raised many question marks about this man who is used to pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

"You just came out of the bathroom, and you haven't come to the bed. Do you need me to walk over to greet you and carry your princess to the bed?" Qiao Kui asked back.

"No way," Liu Canran said, "We can't risk your waist."

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Speaking of which, what the hell were you watching just now? You were so engrossed in watching it, please share with me something interesting." Liu Canran said.

"I saw it in the group of wealthy old men who can share poverty with me." Qiao Kui said.

"No," Liu Canran interrupted Qiao Kui, and said, "Can you change the name of your group to a more memorable, concise and clear group name? I always feel that every time you finish saying this name, you have to wait Like a long time."

Qiao Kui: "..."

"It's not up to me to decide. In fact, I've been kicked out several times." Qiao Kui shrugged, expressing that he had nothing to do.

Liu Canran: "..."

It must be because invisible pretense is the deadliest, Liu Canran thought to himself.

"Actually, there's nothing special about it. It's just that recently, people in the group have been sharing quizzes like 'Is this true?'. I think it's pretty fun." Qiao Kui continued to explain.

Liu Canran: "..."

Why is Xiao Qiao only a few years older than me, but always acts like an old cadre?Liu Canran couldn't help thinking about it in her heart.

Liu Canran's father is not particularly interested in this kind of cold knowledge link, but Qiao Kui started it first.

"Am I too weird?" Qiao Kui looked at Liu Canran's expression and asked him.

"Rather than saying it's strange, why not say it's a treasure in the world?" Liu Canran laughed.

Qiao Kui: "..."

I will treat all comments from his mouth as confessions, Qiao Kui thought for a long time, and finally made such a decision.

Liu Canran took Qiao Kui's phone and looked at it for a while, and felt that the quizzes sent by his friends to judge whether cold knowledge was true or false were quite interesting, so she said to Qiao Kui: "If I ask such a question, do you want to play?" Son?"

"I'll play whatever you do."

So he immediately got the above response from Qiao Kui.

Liu Canran: "..."

I have some doubts about the object of this sentence, Liu Canran thought.

So he sealed Qiao Kui into the bed, and then wrote a few notes.

"Ok?"

Qiao Kui popped his head out of the bed from time to time, and soon, he was pushed back by Liu Canran.

After several repetitions, Qiao Kui didn't dare to move anymore.

Because the place where Liu Canran masturbated was the Achilles' heel of the wealthy old man - the place that might become the Mediterranean Sea - above his head.

After a while, Liu Canran took Qiao Kui out after drawing lots.

"Choose one at random, and let's experiment together." Liu Canran said.

So Qiao Kui really reached out and grabbed a ball of paper, opened it and saw that it said, smelling the aroma of roses of more than three colors at the same time will make people feel ecstatic.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Qiao Kui thought carefully about the logical chain involved.

"Do you want to do a field trip?" Liu Canran said.

"Yes." Qiao Kui nodded.

Then they went to the rose garden at home.

Liu Canran picked three roses of different colors with the gardener's scissors, and gave them to Qiao Kui.

"Do you have the feeling of being in the air?" Liu Canran asked Qiao Kui.

Qiao Kui lowered his head and smelled the aroma of three kinds of roses, then raised his head and looked at his picturesque boyfriend.

Isn't this nonsense?Qiao Kui thought to himself.

"Then you are doing this kind of experiment, I can also do it." Qiao Kui said.

"How?" Liu Canran asked him.

"Wait for me at home. I'll go out for a while and I'll be back soon." Qiao Kui said.

After Qiao Kui finished speaking, he really changed his clothes and walked out of the gate.

After a while, he came back again with some takeaways in his hand.

Liu Canran: "..."

Qiao Kui opened the things he brought back in the restaurant, which were snail powder, fried stinky tofu and durian.

Liu Canran: "..."

Qiao Kui lowered his head and ate a mouthful of snail powder, paired with a piece of fried stinky tofu, and then put the peeled durian meat in front of him.

"I still feel like I'm floating in the air." Qiao Kui said dizzily.

"Because I'm with you."