The president runs away when he sees me

On this day, Qiao Kui and Liu Canran were lying together, scrolling through social software.

"We are really like two salted fish." Qiao Kui said.

"Then what's wrong with each other?" Liu Canran said with a smile.

"And have you ever seen a salted fish who just worked twenty hours?"

"I just worked for [-] hours. If I don't take a shower, it will definitely be salty." Qiao Kui read it as an explanation and wrote sophistry.

The two of them swiped their phones while chatting, Qiao Kui saw a post about his brother being impotent and furious.

"The three holy places for bringing babies have been closed for renovation. This is not going to give us a way out, right!?" Qiao Kui's brother howled in the feed.

Qiao Kui: "..."

It must be the sadness of finding nowhere to go after taking care of the children, Qiao Kui thought to himself.

"Otherwise, invite my younger brother to bring the baby at home? Did they come and pass by relatives?" Liu Canran saw Qiao Kui's cell phone, so she gave such a suggestion.

"Is it okay? I'm afraid it will delay your rest." Qiao Kui thought for a while and said.

"I still have work tomorrow. I'm not at home, but I'm trying to come back early. After all, it's my brother's first visit to the house. Let's have dinner together in the evening." Liu Canran said with a smile.

So Qiao Kui followed Liu Canran's wishes and invited his brother.

Because the next day was a public holiday, but it was the busiest time in the cafeteria, so Qiao Kui’s brother’s girlfriend must not be able to leave, so they made an appointment to visit after get off work in the evening, with Qiao Kui’s brother as the vanguard, Bring the kids here to play for a day.

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On the second day, Qiao Kui's brother came with the child.

"Brother, where is your home?" After Qiao Kui's brother arrived, he called Qiao Kui.

"Have you arrived yet?" Qiao Kui answered the phone while walking out, because he planned to go out to pick up his little brother, so he stayed in the outer study part of the building, but there was still some way to go from the gate.

"I went to the place you mentioned, but I didn't see any houses." Qiao Kui's brother said.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Qiao Kui opening the door to a new world for him.

Qiao Kui's brother: "..."

"I thought this was a museum, and I was still wondering why I didn't buy a ticket." Qiao Kui's brother said.

Qiao Kui looked at his little brother. He had a shopping bag in his left hand, a mummy bag in his right hand, and a baby on his back. No matter how he looked, he looked like a new daughter-in-law returning to her mother's house.

"Come in." Qiao Kui let his brother into the yard.

Qiao Kui's younger brother followed Qiao Kui all the way in, sometimes making a soft version of howling groundhogs and the emoji of the subway man looking at his phone.jpg.

"I always thought that our family's conditions were okay. Now I feel that people are more dead than others, and goods are better than goods. This statement is true." Qiao Kui's brother said with infinite emotion.

"You mean our dad, if he came here to visit his uncles and aunts, would he kowtow and walk in from the door?" Qiao Kui's brother said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

It seems that the father and son have not gotten along very well recently, Qiao Kui thought.

Qiao Kui's brother walked happily at first, but after walking for a while, his back ached, his legs cramped, and he made a sound like a dilapidated bellows.

Qiao Kui: "..."

How could it be like this, Qiao Kui thought to himself.

"Have you not been exercising much recently?" Qiao Kui said, looking back at his brother.

"No, no, uh, that's right." After Qiao Kui's younger brother instinctively denied it, he struggled a few times before lying down and allowing himself to be ridiculed.

"Sitting in the office every day to learn things, how can I have time to exercise." Qiao Kui's brother complained.

"At first I thought I could take the baby for a stroll this weekend, but the previous holy places for baby-raising were all crowded together for renovation. I feel bitter. Fortunately, I have my elder brother and Liu brother to help you little brother." Qiao Kui said The younger brother said with emotion.

He seems to be much gentler now, Qiao Kui looked at his younger brother's expression on his face, and thought in his heart, will people become gentler when they are about to start a new family?

Qiao Kui saw that his brother was about to burst out of his lungs, so he asked him to sit under the shade of the trees in the corridor for a while and take a rest.

"When you go home every day, do you still have to drive back to the bedroom?" Qiao Kui's brother asked Qiao Kui while wiping the thin sweat from his forehead.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"It's not that exaggerated." Qiao Kui said.

"Why not, oh, but I'm still carrying a child on my back. It's carrying a load. I forgot it just now." Qiao Kui's brother said, looking back at the baby on his back, only to find that the child may be because of Bounced all the way, as if in a cradle, already fell asleep.

"Sure enough, the holy place to bring a baby is different. You can put your baby to sleep as soon as you walk from the gate to the house." Qiao Kui's brother praised.

The two rested for a while, and Qiao Kui's brother regained his strength, so he proposed to continue walking inside.

They traveled through mountains and rivers, and finally came to the gate of Xiulou.

At the same time, the child on Qiao Kui's brother's back began to cry loudly.

"Ah, it's time to change the diaper." Qiao Kui's brother said with a sigh.

"Well, there is a bathroom at home, but why are you sighing?" Qiao Kui asked a little puzzled, because it seems that his brother is already an old hand with babies, so he shouldn't know how to change diapers, right? In that case, Qiao Kui would really collapse, because anyway, he doesn't understand this work at all.

"Of course I have to sigh," Qiao Kui's brother said, carrying the baby on his back and following his brother to the bathroom.

"Look at my mommy bag." Qiao Kui's brother said, opening the huge handbag in his hand.

"The things inside plus the diapers, basically we have used all the way we walked, and we haven't finished your house yet." Qiao Kui's brother sighed.

Indeed, Qiao Kui's brother took toys to coax the child along the way, put the child to sleep after walking for a while, fed the child again after a while, and now he has to change the diaper again.

"When the child grows up, he can definitely play a wave," Qiao Kui's brother said, "You will never imagine what I have experienced all the way from the door to the bedroom."