The president runs away when he sees me

Liu Canran: "..."

"What are you implying?" Liu Canran said.

"No", Qiao Kui categorically denied the other party's guess.

"Although, I love you whether you are a man or a god, but if it's convenient, I'd like to ask you if you have the supernatural powers that allow people to lose weight quickly." Qiao Kui asked, as if he had seen the world. Liu Canran said slowly.

Liu Canran: "..."

Liu Canran grabbed Qiao Kui into bed.

After a while, two people emerged with a chicken coop on their heads.

"It's so hot in the bed." Qiao Kui shook her hair, and helped Liu Canran brush her hair, sighing.

"As long as you don't catch cats inside, it shouldn't be as hot as before." Liu Canran said.

The two of them lay down again, Qiao Kui swiped his phone, and Liu Canran looked at a paper book, distracting himself.

After a while, Liu Canran heard Qiao Kui say "ah".

"What's wrong?" Liu Canran said.

"I saw my brother's social software." Qiao Kui explained.

"Oh, that's not surprising." Liu Canran said calmly.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"This time it's not something with a fancy style, you see." Qiao Kui said, and handed the phone to Liu Canran.

Liu Canran took Qiao Kui's phone in his hand and looked at it. It was Qiao Kui's brother who posted a photo of a girl's hand on his social account. In the photo, the girl's finger was wrapped with a tourniquet bandage. The text is "My girlfriend has worked hard, and my heart hurts."

"This is..." Liu Canran pondered for a moment, then looked at Qiao Kui.

"I hurt it when I was repairing the chicken coop." The two said almost in unison.

"My little brother's girlfriend is really a tough girl." Liu Canran sighed.

Qiao Kui nodded: "Well, my brother is very lucky."

Liu Canran laughed, and put her quilt on Qiao Kui's quilt, "I'm also very lucky."

"There are many wounds on your hands that were caused because of me." Liu Canran said.

"Are there any wounds on my hands?" Qiao Kui was stunned for a moment, then raised his claws under the dim night light, watched carefully, and found no wounds after searching for a long time.

"It's gone now."

Liu Canran smiled, picked up Qiao Kui's hand, and grabbed Qiao Kui back under the blanket to warm him.

"Now there are no scars." Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui's hands, checked them, and then said.

"But I can still remember."

"You cut it here when you just started learning how to cut vegetables. Although you can't see the marks now, there was a lot of blood at that time." Liu Canran touched the fingertip of Qiao Kui's left index finger, like this Said.

Qiao Kui could hardly remember this incident, and finally remembered that because he was embarrassed and didn't want to tell Liu Canran, he kept wiping the blood on his hands with kitchen paper, and turned the kitchen into a murder scene. Liu Canran was taken aback.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Don't mention this matter again." Qiao Kui said.

"You don't know, the kitchen at that time was really in the style of Liaozhai." Liu Canran still looked at Qiao Kui with lingering fear.

"Where is so much blood, do you think I'm an elephant?" Qiao Kui made a crying expression.

In fact, it is not just related to the relatively high blood volume. Liu Canran's memory gradually became clear, mainly because as soon as he entered the door, he saw Qiao Kui frantically pushing the kitchen knife aside, and the knife head was still stained with blood. It is the most embarrassing, not to mention the bloody handprint that Qiao Kui pressed on the white refrigerator door because he wanted to open the refrigerator door and used ice cubes to stop the bleeding. It is simply the standard opening of a horror movie.

Liu Canran: "..."

Although the previous experience gave me a very good experience in horror movies, it would be better to recall some warm scenes, Liu Canran thought in her heart.

"And here."

Liu Canran grabbed Qiao Kui's hand that was waving because of excitement, and pinched the pulp of the ring finger of his right hand.

"This is where you were stabbed by the thorns on the flower branches when you were tidying up the flower wall to make me a temporary runway." Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

He thought for a while, and finally remembered that rather terrifying experience.

Pulling out a thorn is basically everyone's experience. If the pulp of the finger is pricked by a non-smooth wooden object, or a fishbone gets stuck in the mouth, as long as it is not particularly serious, most people will just pull it out.

But for a player like Qiao Kui who is so sensitive to sharp pains, it is indeed a bit difficult for him to make a living by himself.

So Liu Canran took a lot of effort to hold him down, helped him pull out the thorn, and then applied disinfectant. This was also the first time Liu Canran heard the dignified Qiao Kui yell like a pig. This surprised him a lot, since Qiao Kuo had the arrogance not to make any indecent noise when they spent the night together for the first time.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Why should I think about it, Qiao Kui thought painfully, he even remembered that when he was being pulled out of the rose thorn, he was so nervous that he made a trembling sound, which sounded a bit like a little piggy being pulled out by someone. The sharp trembling sound that came out when it was suddenly lifted.

At that time Liu Canran was taken aback, then ran out with the flower thorn from Qiao Kui's finger still in her hand, and a few seconds later, the sound of him laughing uncontrollably came from outside the room.

Xiao Liu is really a good person, and he knows how to run out before laughing at critical moments, Qiao Kuisheng recalled unrequitedly.

"and also……"

Liu Canran stopped smiling, then continued to hold Qiao Kui's hand, intending to continue talking.

"No more." Qiao Kui shook his head, interrupting Liu Canran's memory.

"Xiao Liu, you can remember these small injuries of mine. To be honest, I am very touched." Qiao Kui said sincerely.

"But don't you think it's too cruel for me to continue remembering?" Qiao Kui asked with a grim (crossed out) look at Liu Canran innocently.

Recalling one or two small injuries that were no longer visible, he already thought of pigs squawking. If I continue to let it go, my image will soon be subverted, and the alarm bells in Qiao Kui's heart rang.