【Xianze】It's not easy to be a fairy

Guangling is a treasure land of geomantic omen, and Ziwei star protects her body. Even if the door of ghosts is wide open now, the weather is smooth and the weather is as good as before.

Since ancient times, the people here live and work in peace and contentment, hiding their wealth in the people, and the entire city is densely covered with water networks, which outlines a scene of peace and prosperity for the country and the people.Although it is located in the south of the Yangtze River where Wu Nong speaks softly, but because it is adjacent to Qilu, the folks cleverly hide the bold and uninhibited character of the north, and they are hospitable and welcome all visitors.The merchants here are the best in the world, and the streets are very lively. Even though Fan Xian is well-informed, he also wants to go out and take a look.

Fan Xian and Li Chengze have been in this city for five days, they say they want to catch a happy soul, but the people here are Kangwufu, so there is really no way to see where there is a ghost.The only ghost is hiding in the sleeve of Fan Xian's right hand, directing Fan Xian to buy here and there, like a rich ghost who "steals money".

Fan Xian stood in front of a small stall, looking at the various headgear on the stall.Li Chengze's hair was too dense, and a hairpin always felt unreliable. There were many men's hair crowns on the stall. Fan Xian looked at the gold-plated one, and touched the jade-covered one, and felt that none of them seemed right.

In order to avoid harming the innocent, Li Chengze, who was a murderer, had to hide his grievances in Fan Xian's wide sleeves.This was really embarrassing for him, he turned into a ghostly aura wrapped around Fan Xian's arm, Fan Xian put him in his sleeve, and only allowed him to come out in places where no one was around, which made Li Chengze upset.It's narrow and dark here, and Fan Xian's body temperature is everywhere. Li Chengze is awkward and just wants to make trouble for him.

There was a lot of people outside, and there was a lot of traffic. Although Li Chengze didn't like people, he liked to have fun with them.If he could "contempt" the world on the roof, "look at" the world, and then give pointers to this wonderful river and mountain, Li Chengze's heart would still itch.

Fan Xian was concentrating on his work and helping Li Chengze carry things, and the owner who collected things resumed his daily activities for the past few days.

He didn't care what Fan Xian was doing, and said casually in his sleeve: "Fan Xian, I want to eat brown sugar rice cake."

The vendor saw Fan Xian alone, and a voice came out suddenly, thinking that this young man looked so gentle and talented, how could his words be so childish and unreasonable.Who would have thought that Fan Xian immediately dropped the hair crown he was holding in his hand, put his hands in his sleeves, and said to himself, "Okay, okay, go buy it right away, go buy it right away."

The peddler was so surprised that he couldn't speak, wondering if this person knew ventriloquism, or had a split personality?

Fan Xian pressed his temples with a headache. He wandered around Guangling for so long these days, and Xipo didn't get any news. On the contrary, Li Chengze got a lot of money from him.

Seeing that the big fish was about to swim away, the peddler hurriedly shouted, "My lord, why don't you buy it?"

Fan Xian turned around and waved goodbye to him, then walked to the food stall helplessly.

The brown sugar rice cakes I bought were freshly baked and steaming hot. A few pieces of crystal clear glutinous rice cakes were beaten into a paste with a few particles, and poured with a layer of thick syrup. It happened to be early autumn, and the store generously spread Several layers of dried sweet-scented osmanthus were placed on it, and served to Fan Xian while yelling.Fan Xian left a piece of silver, and generously told the shopkeeper that he didn't need change, and he had to borrow the bowls and chopsticks, and he would return them later.

Customers who spend a lot of money are welcome everywhere, the shopkeeper nodded and bowed, and agreed with a smile.Fan Xian took the bowl of rice cakes and walked towards the alley.

When he reached a place where no one was around, Li Chengze got out of his sleeves, stretched his muscles and bones, folded his arms and looked up at Fan Xian slightly.

Fan Xian was used to his slightly arrogant appearance, as always, he bent down slightly, and handed over the bowl and chopsticks: "Your Highness, please."

Li Chengze was not polite to him, he took the food and started to eat.The rice cake was handled very well. When Li Chengze bit it down, the beaten glutinous rice seemed to have the momentum of a lotus root, and a long white glutinous rice stick was drawn out.The sweet syrup is paired with seasonal dried osmanthus, which is fragrant but not greasy.Li Chengze ate an extra piece while bracing the heat. After eating, he stared at Fan Xian for a while. Seeing that he hadn't raised any objections, he lowered his head and worked hard on the remaining rice cake.

He didn't eat, didn't look like he was standing, he didn't talk like a wolf, and he had to lean half against the wall. Apart from watching him and not letting him run around, Fan Xian also had to prevent ordinary people from getting into the alley, so as not to be surprised. Hurray.Suddenly, several gongs and drums sounded on the street, and then a burst of drum music rang together. The street was crowded with people, and the wandering crowd flocked in one direction like sparrows.

Li Chengze stopped his chopsticks and asked, "What's so lively?" The snow-white rice cake was still on his mouth, looking very funny.

Fan Xian listened intently, like throwing a hydrangea ball, and the words "seeking a son-in-law" fell into his ears, and said, "It should be someone whose daughter is getting married soon, and she wants to throw the ball to show off and choose a son-in-law."

Li Chengze has heard about this custom for a long time, but he has never seen the real thing. Curious in his heart, his eyes sparkle immediately, and the brown sugar rice cake in his mouth is no longer fragrant.

He wobbled to Fan Xian's side, and threw the bowl and chopsticks to Fan Xian: "It's cold, the rice cake is hard, it's not tasty."

"..." How long has it been since, and you are so embarrassed to say this.

Li Chengze saw the slight disgust on his face, blinked his eyes innocently and said: "You are welcome, this opportunity is rare, you also have a few bites."

After a few days, Fan Xian had actually figured out Li Chengze's imperial temper. Every time he didn't eat half of it, he didn't want to eat anymore. The reasons were nothing more than a few words such as "I'm tired of eating", "Suddenly full", "You can keep it." It's the same if you eat it in your stomach."Forget it, a prince who was used to extravagance and lust during his lifetime should be tolerant of him and learn to be patient.

Fan Xian swallowed his leftover rice cakes without complaint, and seeing him walking down the street happily and barefoot, he said "His Royal Highness, please stay" and put him into his sleeves with a bowl of skill.

This kind of big occasion to invite relatives must not let this evildoer out for a stroll.

When it was over, Fan Xian burped, thinking that if Li Chengze didn't eat enough, he, Fan Xian, would be full.

When the fairy ghost returned the bowl at the pastry shop last year, and then walked to the place where he was recruiting relatives, the street was already crowded with thousands of people, and the crowd was tight.

It was because Fan Xian returned the bowl that they were squeezed so hard to get close by the crowd. Li Chengze angrily pinched Fan Xian in his sleeve, causing Fan Xian to yell out "Ah yo" in pain, causing others to look sideways.Fan Xian bowed his head, trying to reduce his sense of existence, and couldn't speak out because of the countless complaints in his heart.

Only by eavesdropping on the conversations of passers-by, Fan Xian quickly understood the ins and outs of this hydrangea throwing to recruit a son-in-law.

It turned out that this Yang family was a famous family of knight-errants in Guangling, and they were truly chivalrous and courageous.On weekdays, he has done a lot of things to save lives and heal the wounded, benefit the country and the people, and is loved and respected by the local people.There is an only daughter in this old Yang family, who is also like a fairy, smart, and has inherited her father's chivalrous heart.

It's a pity that this girl's life is a horoscope, a lone star of the gods, and she was accompanied by a man before, but unfortunately she died prematurely, which confirmed the horoscope of her fate.

The man whose family background and looks are worthy of Miss Yang, dislikes this and that, and looks down on the Yang family. If the requirements for the man are slightly lowered, Miss Yang will be unwilling in every possible way.After a few years of pushing and shoving like this, seeing my daughter gradually getting older, it is natural to be anxious to be a parent.The folk customs of Guangling are simple and honest, and most of the people in the city are wealthy and honest. The Yang family decided to throw a hydrangea ball to recruit relatives, and leave the marriage to God.

Miss Yang is also a lover of love, and the destined person will not come for a long time. Thinking that this may be God's will, and she is very well-behaved, so she agreed to her parents' arrangement.

The building where the hydrangea is thrown is three stories high, the small building is independent, red silk is scattered everywhere, firecrackers are booming, and there are also many people beating gongs and drums.

The reason is that the conditions of the Yang family are so good that it is rare to get a son-in-law. Some people in Guangling don't care about those messy superstitions. Many men expressed their affection to the girls in the building, shouting "I must be you" is not enough, Some people even used Fan Xian's love poems to make up the numbers, and read aloud "Life is full of love and infatuation, this hatred has nothing to do with the wind and the moon".Fan Xian was so surprised that he applauded their straightforwardness, boasting that these dear friends were crazy about love, and moved the heavens and earth, making Li Chengze, who was hiding in his sleeve, roll with laughter.

Finally, under the eyes of everyone, the bride appeared.I saw that she had already put on a bright red wedding dress, and stepped onto the high platform leisurely.In the eyes of everyone, although Miss Yang is from the Wu family, she has an inexplicably scholarly temperament, elegant and indifferent, only when she smiles, her beautiful eyes look forward, her enthusiasm is like fire, she is charming and charming.Although it is a wedding dress, this dress also has the characteristics of the Yang family, with the girdle tied together, it is smart and lively, coupled with the beauty wearing this dress, it makes people feel inferior and praises again and again.

However, amidst the cheers of the people, Fan Xian was left alone with a confused face.He saw that Miss Yang's eyes were narrowed, her mouth was full of buck teeth, a black mole was dotted on her chin, her whole face seemed to have been oiled, she was smiling coquettishly upstairs, and she was posing again, it was really imitating.Fan Xian hadn't seen such an ugly girl for a long time, and with the rice cake he had eaten just now, his stomach was so overwhelmed that he almost vomited it out.

He uttered a soul cry: "Toxic! This is absolutely poisonous!"

Fan Xian pulled a man beside him.The man held a piece of red silk in his hand, quite like the girls who were crazy about their idols before Fan Xian "crossed", shouting and screaming.The surrounding environment was noisy, so Fan Xian had no choice but to stamp his feet and shout loudly, "Brother, brother, are you blind! The person on that stage is so ugly that she doesn't look like a human being, she is not human!"

The man was very excited, only heard the second half of the sentence, and said shyly: "Yes, she is not a human, she is a fairy, if I can marry her, I am willing to be a ghost!"

"..."

"She still saved me...Miss Yang is really hot. Hey, I don't even deserve to look at her."

Although Fan Xian has long understood that there are still many blind people in this world, and everyone's aesthetics has always worried him, but until now, he can only sigh from the bottom of his heart: "This world is really too crazy."

Fan Xian couldn't help thinking more, he just raised his head inadvertently, and Miss Yang on the stage met his eyes "accidentally".Seeing that he was also looking at her, Miss Yang smiled again.Fan Xian was breaking out in a cold sweat. Could it be that she has taken a fancy to him?

As soon as he raised his legs, he wanted to retreat, but Li Chengze in his sleeves said angrily, "Don't go!"

As soon as the words fell, Fan Xian was pinched violently on his sleeve again. Fan Xian yelled in pain, clutching his arm and begging, "Your Highness, please forgive me, she seems to have taken a fancy to me, I don't want to."

Li Chengze laughed viciously, and then a devilish voice came from his sleeve: "You are not allowed to go, Mr. Fan is both civil and military, with a jade tree facing the wind, and has a divine light to protect the body, so you are not afraid that the girl will hit the evil star. You Hurry up and grab the hydrangea, it must be a happy relationship, Xiao Wang, I am sure."

"...Your Highness! You want to play tricks, can you see the occasion, there is a chance to play next time, this time I will not accompany you."

How could Li Chengze do what he wished, the sleeve is the most convenient way to strike, Li Chengze just slapped his arm.Fan Xian burst into tears in an instant, and he didn't know whether he was bitten by Li Chengze or cried because he was frightened by the marriage.

Li Chengze delayed his escape, and Miss Yang on the stage started throwing hydrangea in the blink of an eye.

This hydrangea is wrapped with a lot of colored strips and tied with six bells. It shines dazzlingly in the sun. It looks like Miss Yang, beautiful and delicate.As expected of Miss Yang who has learned martial arts, she threw the ball at the person she likes. The ball was thrown quickly and accurately, as if she had eyes, and she was flying towards Fan Xian.

Naturally, Fan Xian had to escape, he had long since neglected to care so much, even if his identity as a priest was exposed, he had to escape, and he wanted to fly away by exerting his divine power.Unexpectedly, as soon as Li Chengze exerted force in his sleeve, his body seemed to be poured into a plummet, and he let out an "Ah yo", and the hydrangea rushed towards his eyes like a huge bomb.

Fan Xian was quick-witted, he shouldered the ball, and used a ball-jumping skill that even football players may not have, kicked the hydrangea ball into the air and ran away.

Li Chengze sneered again, and saw a golden rope flying out of Fan Xian's sleeve, tying up the hydrangea with lightning speed, and deftly tossing it to Fan Xian's right hand.

Fan Xian's eyes widened. He couldn't believe that it was his Immortal Binding Lock that was helping him to get married just now!

Xianxiansuo, who had been defiant in his heart for a long time, gave full play to his advantages, tied the ball tightly, and gave it to Fan Xian carelessly.

Can't let him succeed!

Fan Xian twisted his wrist and locked his hands into his sleeves, trying to make Xianxiansuo throw away.It's a pity that things didn't go as planned, the ancestor in the sleeve stretched out a pale and bony hand, and took the hydrangea steadily for him.

It was the first time for Jie Xiansuo to cooperate with the new owner, so seamless, he was so happy that he quickly got back into Fan Xian's sleeve and acted like a baby to receive the reward from the new owner.

Li Chengze's body had no temperature, and was even a little cold. He only transformed his right hand and pressed it against Fan Xian's arm, making Fan Xian feel the coldness penetrated into his heart. .It is also absolutely impossible for him to stretch out his hand, otherwise one person with two right hands will not scare the whole audience to death.

Fan Xian almost passed out with the white of his eyes. Seeing that everyone in the audience was looking at him quietly, he knew that he had been tricked, and shouted angrily, "...Li Chengze, you, you are too much!"

The speed of binding the fairy lock was extremely fast, and it was difficult for ordinary people to catch it with the naked eye. I saw Fan Xian showing off his Cuju skills in public, and the hydrangea seemed to fly out and come back, which was strange and mysterious.But all in all, this performance was dazzling and even powerful, it can be seen that this handsome young man has a good kung fu, and he is really a good match with Miss Yang, and it is a good match from God, everyone applauded and congratulated.

Li Chengze threw the ball to Fan Xian's left hand, and quietly withdrew his hand, hiding his achievements and fame.

Everyone in the Yang family was originally afraid that throwing the ball to recruit a son-in-law would attract a self-motivated Sina. Seeing Fan Xian's extraordinary clothes, his appearance like Pan'an, and his sharp skills, they were very satisfied.

Now that the new son-in-law is born, the band on the field played even more vigorously.As soon as the housekeeper of the Yang family greeted him, the cheering people gave way to a small path, and the maids of the house stood in front of Fan Xian with gold, silver, jewelry, meat and fruit plates, slightly bent their knees and shouted sweetly: "My lord, please accept it."

Fan Xian broke into a cold sweat: "I'm not, I'm not, you've got the wrong person."

At this time, even the well-known Yang Daxia, the head of the Yang family, also came downstairs. "Young master, please don't let yourself be separated from the little girl." After finishing speaking, he even glanced at the hydrangea in his hand.

Fan Xian changed his mind just now, the hydrangea in his hand is not a bomb, it is definitely an atomic bomb.

The celebration of the uncle was naturally very lively. Although the scene was not as good as Fan Xian's wedding banquet before his death, this marriage lacked the rules and regulations of the royal family.

This is a pain for Fan Xian. Although he often calls himself a countryman, he is an illegitimate son of the royal family. He has learned etiquette and music civilization since he was a child. Now he thinks that the Yang family is a bandit in the mountains, robbing himself, a poor commoner.

But after calming down and thinking about it, this group of blind people just now and the extremely rough marriage customs of the Yang family are really strange.

Fan Xian knew about a ghost called the Thousand Faced Ghost. Thousands of people have thousands of faces, and everyone saw it in a different way.But Qianmiangui only likes to kill and skin himself to dress himself up, so why did he go to such a lengths to recruit relatives?What's more, everyone in the Yang family looked normal, not as if they were possessed by a ghost.

Now that he has been recruited as a son-in-law, Fan Xian, as a priest, naturally has to investigate the matter carefully, so he also gave up arguing with this family, intending to make mistakes and eliminate harm for the people.

Who would have imagined that this family was really anxious about the marriage, Fan Xian had just entered the gate of their house, and a group of maids ran out, all dressed up in fancy dress, beaming with joy, one mouthful and one son-in-law, standing in a circle and surrounding Fan Xian, Showed a smiling tiger smile.

As a man, as a priest, he was not allowed to attack ordinary mortal women, so Fan Xian had no choice but to resist.This group of maids were worthy of serving the rangers of the martial arts family. They were all as strong as cattle, and they would come up and strip Fan Xian of his clothes.When Fan Xian didn't pay attention, the Qiankun bag, magic brush and gold seal were also taken off his body.

He shouted: "No, my things! Those things are very important!"

The girl in charge was named Fang'er, and she was very clever. Seeing this, she quickly put away his things in the box, pinched them in the palm of her hand, and said: "My lord, don't worry, we have consummated the bridal chamber with our young lady, and Fang'er will put all these things away." Return it to you."

"..."

Soon, Fan Xian had no time to deal with the treasures in the box, because his coat was also taken off and thrown into the laundry basket.

... Li Chengze!

The culprit is still hiding in his clothes!

Before Fan Xian could speak, the group of girls came to take off his pants again, and immediately cleaned Fan Xian like an egg, leaving only Fan Xian's obscene pants, covering his chest and looking at them in panic.A little girl smiled and took the laundry basket out of the room.

"My clothes...give me back my clothes."

Fang'er laughed again and said, "Now, my lord, wait a moment." She beckoned, and the girls brought a brand-new man's wedding dress. The whole body was red from head to toe, and the materials were exquisite, inlaid with gold thread, and it was luxurious. No time to appreciate.

"This wedding dress is just right for my uncle's figure. God must have guessed today and entrusted it to Mr. Tailor in a dream. The servants will help my uncle prepare the bath water first, so please don't be upset."

Fan Xian clenched his fists and closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. There was only one thought in his mind: who the hell is this monster?

TBC