[Yan Zan] "In short, find the time machine first!"

Why can't I take off this vest...

Yan Ke wondered.

Now he was walking on the Rhode Island deck with the Undertakers, or rather, a mobile cake freezer that exuded a powerful chill and sweet smell.These words are not false.The mourners who came out from Ke Luxie carried at least seven or eight dessert bags in their hands. Some of them were sealed tightly with the help of Ke Luxie, and some were taken out of the freezer even in boxes. thrown in a bag.Yankee speculates that the different forms may indicate the order in which the angels ate the desserts.However, no matter what, this amount of desserts will always be consumed by the mourners within three days - the Lateran people are natural dessert incinerators, this sentence has been proven time and again.

"Do you need me to carry some for you?" He lowered his head and saw that the mourner was reluctantly hooking a pink paper bag with a bow with his curled little finger.The bag was beautiful but fragile. It swayed as he walked, as if it would fall from his trembling knuckles in the next second.

"No need. My destination is not far away."

"Staff dormitories?" The elevator to the lower deck was in front of him.

"No, the training room."

With both hands full of bags, he walked to the elevator, but he couldn't even press the down button.Yanke was originally going to the upper greenhouse, but seeing his appearance, he had no choice but to push him down as well.

Finally, the upward elevator arrived first.Just as the elevator was settled, and before the iron gate opened, Yanke's right eye suddenly jumped.

Right eye twitch...huh?

The fighting intuition that the sword master is proud of also sounded the alarm at this time.As the elevator door slid open silently, Yanke, caught off guard, collided with six pairs of shining thief eyes, and after a closer look, he found that they were all acquaintances: Warfarin, Gavial, Ceylon, Mo Medicine, Susulo, Perfumer.Half of the rotten girls from the medical department are here.It was also fortunate that they were all slender girls, so they could all be squeezed into the broken elevator in Rhodes Island without triggering an overload alarm.

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

Before Yan Ke could react, the six rotten girls in the elevator suddenly screamed collectively.Warfarin, who was closest to the door, stretched out her hand to the elevator button without saying a word, as if she wanted to close the door urgently.

Worried about overloading?Yan Ke glanced at the electronic display board next to the door.The jumping white arrow on it has gone out, which means that the girls' destination is this deck.

"What's going on?" He slammed the up button, and the elevator doors that had just been retracted halfway by Warfarin slammed open again.

"Uh...overload!" Warfarin was already desperately hitting the button to go up one floor.Reluctantly, Yan Ke slapped the up button outside.The central procedure of the Rhodes Island elevator must have been handled by the undertaker, the priority is first outside and then inside, the rigidity is amazing.For a moment, the six ladies in the elevator and a strong man outside the door looked at each other, and the scene was quite funny.

The descending elevator just arrived at this time.The mourner frowned and looked this way, but first confirmed that the electronic display board was operating normally, and then noticed the trembling six medical department officers inside the door.He didn't say much, just moved his fingers a little, hooked the precarious pink paper bag a little tighter, walked into the down elevator and left.

"Can you come out now?" Yanke helplessly let go of the palm that was pressing on the display board, and took a step back.After a long period of tug-of-war, the string of up buttons photographed by Warfarin before has failed, and the current elevator can only hover in this way.

The group of six rotten girls looked at each other, led by Gavial, got out of the elevator one by one, and stood in a crooked row opposite Yan Ke.

At this moment, Yan Ke remembered one thing: he came to see Ke Luxier today to confess the vest of "Doctrine Force Field".But now, there is a large group of writers and painters in the Rhode Island forum in front of him. Isn't this a golden opportunity to take off his vest?

"Wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

The Six Rotten Girls uttered a surprisingly unanimous small nasal voice: "Huh?"

"Actually, I am the 'Doctrine Force Field'."

"Ah."

This is the end?Yan Ke thought to himself.

After finishing this sentence, they fell into a communication vacuum that lasted for one minute and three seconds... well, maybe not that precise.The group of six rotten girls did not move at all, their expressions were like old monks in meditation, and the performance of some of them made Yanke faintly guilty: Could it be that his vest has been seen through long ago?All of them have left their names in their water stickers soliciting proposals for advertisements.

Finally, the well-informed Ms. Gorefiend was the first to react: "You...what did you just say? I didn't seem to hear you clearly when you said it too fast."

Tch, it turned out that the reflex arc was too long.

"I am the 'Doctrine Force Field', the one who wrote "Employee Dormitories Are Not Outside the Law" in the Rhode Island District Forum."

"Hey hey hey hey!"

"Did I hear something wrong just now?"

"Isn't today April Fool's Day? Su Suluo, check it out."

"No, really not. Sister Lena, can you give me a hand? I have a bit of room speed..."

"Hey, don't take it for granted, okay? What's the matter with your tone that sounds like 'pork knuckles are served in the cafeteria today'!"

There used to be a saying that one rowdy woman was equal to five hundred ducks.So now, in front of Yanke's eyes, there are a total of 55 ducks running around headlessly, screaming continuously.Well, well, the effect he wanted was achieved, but now he not only has no sense of accomplishment, he even has a splitting headache.After another four minutes and [-] seconds of communication vacuum, the girls’ opinions and complaints were finally synthesized into one sentence:

"Are you joking?"

Yanke simply turned on the phone and showed them his background personal interface in the Rhodes Island Forum.

"I always thought you were the Shining! No, how could you post on the forum?" Gavial yelled, "The white-faced owl's system should have screened you out long ago, right?"

"Yeah. And you...write your own fanfic?" Ceylon said.

The perfumer suddenly seemed to think of something.She tried to take a deep breath to calm down, but failed. She could only say intermittently while following her heart: "You...Is it because of me, that fanart..."

As soon as this remark came out, her five teammates immediately focused their fire on her: "What fanart? Tell me!"

The process of explanation is complex, and the result of explanation is convincing and satisfying to all.

"I feel like I'm dreaming..." Ceylon fiddled with his temple hair dreamily, curling it unconsciously over and over again, "Do you feel the same way..."

"That's right..." Mo Yao answered her with her face covered.

"Reality is more dramatic than fiction..." Su Suluo picked up her voice.

"I've been so wrong all along, how could I be punished for kowtowing rpscp with my true feelings..." Hua Farin rubbed her chest with lingering fear, feeling that the stimulation she just received was greater than the sum of the previous 200 years of her life, " Obviously, it will be blessed by God."

"My cp is really real! It's more real than real gold!" Gavial, who was almost delirious, suddenly shouted.

"You...don't need to be so exaggerated."

To be honest, just looking at the performance of this group of girls at the beginning, Yan Ke thought they would pass out on the spot.But he still underestimated the basic professionalism of these rotten girls from the medical department.Seeing a few girls who rolled their eyes and looked confused, they held hands with each other, skillfully felt their pulse, patted their backs, and adjusted their breathing. After a while, all of them were radiant... except that their eyes were still very erratic.

"You don't understand, this is the feeling of dreams reflected into reality." Gavial glanced at her, and suddenly shouted again, "'Doctrine Force Field' is just like writing fanfiction, he knows what a fart!"

"Enough is enough." The perfumer patted her on the shoulder.

Fortunately, the location where Rhodes Island was moored was still a long physical distance from the Longmen, and there were empty deserts on all sides.Gavial's voice had no effect at all.

Miss Ceylon calmed down a little, and turned her attention to other aspects: "Well... Who else knows about this matter. The Shining, Nightingale, and others?"

"Mostima, but she only knows that I'm chasing The Undertaker in real life."

"Actually, we were going to the procurement center to find Miss Ke Luxie." Mo Yao said, "She posted on the forum that she had taken intimate photos of Yanbu CP. We all thought it was posted on the forum The picture is too blurry, I went up to find her to read the original. But it seems that I don't need it now..."

"It's so real, who needs a photo!" Regardless of the height difference, Hua Farin jumped up and tried to hook Yanke's shoulder, "Secretly write a fanfic about yourself and your boyfriend, you really have it! Tell me! , when are you going to confess? Let's go and talk to Ke Luxie, how about helping you create the world's number one fanbook?"

"How can it be said that it is a fan? What they wrote is reality, okay, reality!" Gavial clamped his other arm, as if Yanke didn't cooperate with the treatment, and the whole medical department was dispatched to tie him up for examination. style.Yanke was pushed forward by them, staggered a few times from time to time, and the girls' chatter was all around his ears.Noisy, but heartwarming.

So he smiled slightly.

"Confession, I plan to choose the time of the Christmas banquet."

"Christmas banquet, do we have this plan?" Su Suluo walked behind him and asked doubtfully.

"Oh, don't care, we'll have it starting today!" He was indeed the elder among the elders of Rhodes Island.Warfarin waved her hand, and felt a sense of pride in her chest: "Isn't it just a Christmas banquet? I'll just go and talk to Kelsey. If you dare to stop me, cpHE, even if it's the integration movement, the whole family will come. We can knock it all back too! Right?"

"Yes!" The group of six rotten girls cheered in unison.

Do you really remember that you are actually a medical operator... Yanke thought helplessly, but the smile on his lips widened.

(TBC)