[Yan Zan] "In short, find the time machine first!"

Chapter 11 If you take off your pants, just show me this [Part [-]]

That night, Longmen was in a mess.The fleeing gangsters, the exploding viaduct, and two heavyweights, the Great Emperor and the Mouse King, were both assassinated at the scene of the Requiem Night celebration.However, for Rhodes Island, which was moored outside the dragon gate, this night was enough to be called a "sleepless night".

The reason is simple, Mrs. Shining, who has always been updating the "Doctrine Force Field" on time, unexpectedly failed tonight!

So that night, the most upvoted post on the Rhode Island forum became like this:

[Water Post] Excuse me, why is "Outlaw Land" discontinued tonight?

Host: City Messenger

Well, in fact, the host was too impatient to wait, so he came over to post an irrelevant post.

Does the medical department have any emergency surgery tonight?If that's the case, it's understandable...

1L give me a cup of blood:

I'm sorry to tell you that the medical department is busy tonight. (spot emoticon package.jpg)

(Building in the building) Reply with a cup of black tea and give me a cup of blood: Warfarin, why are you always on the sofa...

2L cup of black tea:

Without quests, we were bored enough to start playing UNO for fun.Right @姐 thinks you need physical therapy @打布跑脸.

3L Mibo Chong:

My focus may be a bit strange-you guys even refuse to update when you have time to play UNO!

(Building in the middle of the building) The meal card was borrowed and I did not return it. Reply to Mibo Chong: It is impossible to let them update, it is impossible in this life

4L International:

To be honest, Ms. Shining did not promise to release updates every day, did she?The so-called constant is just everyone's wishful thinking.If the host is interested, I can pass the time by borrowing the host's serious literature of Ursus.

5L Apple Pie! :

Help!We just rushed out of the city center of Longmen, which is full of people, and you told me that there is no update for the extra law tonight?please...

(Building in the building) Xin Wei replied to ApplePie! :What?You... just came from a place like Longmen... are everyone in Penguin Logistics okay?

6L Apple Pie! :

Haha, it’s okay, let’s report everyone’s safety together.I am fine, Texas is fine, Kong and Croissant are fine, and the young master who is with us is also fine.There will be a new friend who wants to say hello to everyone, can she post it here?

The guardian of 7L locks and keys replies to ApplePie! :

You're too slow, I'm already here

8L Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai:

new friend?welcome!

9L nutritious meal unsalable help us:

new friend?welcome! (repeat)

10L give me a cup of blood:

new friend?welcome! (repeat)

11LO.T.:

new friend?welcome! (repeat)

……

32L nutritious meal unsalable help us:

It seems that Mrs. Shan is really gone today, and she can't even summon Dafa for repetition

33L Ritz:

Ah, welcome new friend!

(Building in the building) Give me a cup of blood Reply to Liz: Do you know where the Shining went tonight?Just text me if you don't want to talk here.

Nightingale glanced at Shining who was sitting next to her and was concentrating on feeding the crows, and suddenly felt an urge to cover her face.

Of course it is easy to answer where the Shining is, but what if everyone in the medical department who smells the news rushes over to urge an update?The real "Doctrine Force Field" Yanke didn't know what happened, and he didn't come back until sunset, probably because he was trapped by the sudden crisis of Longmen Requiem Night.

The last effort she could make was to send a text message to the phone that belonged to Shining and now Yanke: "Where are you now? Are you safe (?◇?)?"

After a while, Yan Ke's reply arrived: "The two are safe. They are in the hotel and can return tomorrow morning."

After receiving a safe reply, Nightingale put down her cell phone with peace of mind.

It took a while for her to come to her senses, and quickly grabbed the mobile phone on her lap, and typed frantically at the speed of a fancier humanities writer: "Are you a mourner?"

Although Yan Ke is calm and reticent, he will not say such rigid and robot-like words!

Also, what does it mean to be in a hotel?

Sure enough, the other party frankly admitted in a new text message: "Yes, I am the undertaker. Yan Ke is taking a bath now."

It's a hotel and a bath, I really didn't think much about it!Nightingale felt that she could no longer maintain a ladylike demeanor, and now she just wanted to push the wheelchair and rush to the UNO site of Warfarin and the others, screaming with the burial girls: They did it!They really do!What else can a lonely man and a widow take a bath in a hotel to unfold!The cp girl who is serious about producing food will indeed be favored by the gods!

So Nightingale flicked her fingers, and excitedly took a screenshot of the dialogue interface.

But in fact Yanke was taking a pure bath.What they opened in the hotel was just an ordinary standard room, with two two-meter-long beds on the left and one on the right, and the white bedding was covered with a dustproof cloth. The bedside table separated in the middle was like the border of the Chu River and the Han Dynasty, and the mourners sat in it. On a bed next to her, a shoulder bag full of flower seeds and fertilizers was beside her, and she was holding a gleaming mobile phone in her hand.

Yan Ke is really not good at operating electronic products. For example, his mobile phone has no interlock screen password, and the undertaker can unlock it with a simple push.

On their way back, they were attacked by candy cannonballs from the Requiem Festival.The mourner was okay, because he was just far away from being sprinkled with candy all over his face. He even grabbed a few and stuffed them in his shoulder bag.But Yan Ke suffered.The modified candy salute with extremely low power happened to be fired at his face, spraying black smoke all over his body and face, like a coolie crawling out of a coal mine.So the plan to return to Rhodes Island at night had to be tied up halfway. They opened the cheapest standard room in a nearby hotel. Sarkaz barely squeezed into the separate bathroom for cleaning.

The bathroom area of ​​the standard room is very carelessly separated by frosted glass. Although there is a thin white curtain, the blocking area is nothing compared to Yan Ke's height.The water in the bathroom was rushing, a head of short blue-black hair and a single horn that was about to reach the shower head were exposed above the white curtain, and two big feet were exposed under the curtain, even the toenails were painted. Black nail polish, I really don't know how people should evaluate it.The slightly wet curtain reflected the man's perfect figure with wide shoulders and narrow waist, with a dangerous pointed tail dangling between his legs.

It is the character of the undertaker himself that really maintains the purity of the scene.After judging that the blocking measures in the current standard bathroom are not enough to completely block the view, he has been sitting with his back facing the direction of the bathroom, with a calm face and undisturbed breathing, like an old monk in meditation.

So he received a text message from Nightingale asking about their safety.

The undertaker didn't think there was anything wrong with his answer at all, because what he said was true.After he finished replying to the two text messages, Yan Ke came out of the shower, with only a large towel wrapped around his waist, tying his narrow crotch.Fortunately, the air conditioner in the room is very powerful, and with his own high body temperature thanks to the skill of the fire attribute origin stone, he doesn't feel cold at all.

He bent down in front of the bed on the other side, took out the new underwear they had just bought from the plastic bag in the convenience store, and opened it, and suddenly thought of something: "Where is my mobile phone?"

"Here I am." The mourner turned around and shook the things in his hand.

"How do you..."

Yanke was in a bad mood, and the outline and updated content of "Employee Dormitories Are Not Outside the Law" were still frankly lying in his memo.Although he has confirmed the dove today, what if... What if the mourners see it?

"Miss Nightingale sent a message to care about our safety." The mourner said solemnly, "I think it is necessary for us to reply to her message under the current situation. Other than that, I didn't do any unnecessary operations on your phone. Please check." As he spoke, he handed the phone back to Yanke.

Yan Ke took it over and did a quick inspection, and he was relieved to confirm that the mourner hadn't opened the memo: "How about the distance between you and your colleagues, Angel?"

"I just think it's necessary at the moment," insisted the undertaker.

"Then if a female operator is here instead, you will do the same?"

"If you are a female operator, we should open two single rooms." The mourner said, "so your assumption is meaningless."

"Then what if another male operator is replaced?"

The undertaker showed a somewhat troubled look: "If it is Mr. Silver Gray, it is speculated that he should have two rooms based on his habits; as far as I know, General Herag does not have the habit of using mobile phones; Mr. Messenger and Mr. Yue Jianye Easy-going personality, I shouldn’t mind; it’s almost impossible for the operators in the heavy equipment team to go out with me alone; if they are juniors like Ansel and Grey, Rhodes Island is more likely to directly contact me with my mobile phone. Contact... the answer is complete."

After answering each one honestly, he looked up at Yan Ke.He was obviously expressionless all the time, but Yanke felt that he had actually seen a bright hint of asking for credit, like some small domestic animal.

"If you think it's inappropriate, I won't make mistakes again." He added, his pale golden head slowly lowered.

Yanke suddenly felt restless.

Something is wrong.he thought.Maybe the undertaker had turned the temperature of the air conditioner in the room too high, yes, that's right, he was so hot that he wanted to explode, and the sound of blood flowing filled his brain.He desperately wanted to burn something.

However, he wiped the half-dried hair in front of his eyes, and blurted out: "You should take a bath too."

"I...why? I wasn't affected by that candy salute explosion."

"Running here and there with me for a day isn't dirty enough?" Yanke grabbed one of his arms and pulled him up from the dustproof mat, and pushed him towards the bathroom without any explanation, "Don't forget that we fought together today Rack. Go."

"Oh..." The mourner responded blankly.

He always felt that there was something wrong with this matter, but he couldn't tell for a while, so he decided to let it go for the time being.

(TBC)

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