[Yan Zan] "In short, find the time machine first!"

"[Yan Zan] "In short, find the time machine first!" Author: Yun Waijing

Chapter 1 It's not shameful to just look at a danmei doujin with yourself as the main character 【Part [-]】

The Nth day when the Rhode Island aircraft carrier docked in the Longmen area.

In the days when there was no integration movement attack, life was so ordinary, even boring-infrastructure on duty, specialized training, unstoppable ore disease monitoring, and precision instruments that were always breaking down for some reason.The mourner closed the box of a monitor, stretched out his hand to press the switch, and it finally turned on the long-lost blue light after it had been shut down for an afternoon.

"Thank you! Thank you very much! It's a great help!" The newly recruited medical operator, Breeze, thanked in a hurry.Today was her first day on duty in the medical department, but because she was not familiar with the operation, a blood origin stone concentration monitor crashed as soon as she came up.The young Volper girl was so panicked that her tail was blown out. If the mourner with the toolbox hadn't just passed by and helped her repair the internal components, she felt that she might be caught by Dr. Kelsey on the first day. fired.

troubleshooting.The mourner was about to leave with his packed toolbox when he heard someone calling his name.

"Is there anything else I can do..." He raised his voice slightly, and turned his head at the same time, only to find that the other three female officers on duty in the medical department pressed the phone and hid it under the table with very tacit movements. Throw it towards the door, then walk diagonally at two o'clock in unison, and land on the mourner standing beside Breeze.

"Damn it, who put the Undertaker in!" Gavial whined softly.

"Uh... just now this machine crashed. Mr. Undertaker said that he can help me fix it..." Forced to accept the baptism of eyes from the seniors, Breeze seemed a little embarrassed.

"Ah, then it's all right." Ceylon smiled and began to smooth things over, "Breeze, let Mr. Undertaker leave. He must be busy with work, we don't want to take too long of his time."

Warfarin had already secretly brought the mobile phone back to the stage, which was hidden in her skirt.She moved her chair and used her body to block the location of the phone screen.

"But I seem to have heard someone calling my code name just now..."

The three medical operators intercepted him in unison: "You got it wrong!!!"

Uh... ok.One of the first lessons life in Rhode Island teaches mourners is not to be unreasonable.So while he tried to explain to the three women that he wasn't hallucinating, the doctor said it wasn't "polite" behavior, so he pulled to the brakes just in time to get out with the toolbox.

The three medical operators behind them let out a sigh of relief at the same time and began to discuss in a low voice:

"Have you read today's update of "Mian Zhu Xiang"... Su Suluo really dares to write."

"For a newcomer, it's normal to be a little OOC. But I quite like the play she wrote. The H with solid medical knowledge is good. At least it's better than your Billy Wrestling."

"Who are you talking about, old vampire!"

"But why did Yan Ke die again today... How many times has he died? I really need to make statistics on all the colleagues in the forum."

The footsteps that the undertaker had already stepped out were reversed.He knocked on the alloy door of the medical department: "What happened to Yanke? I just saw him at the processing station."

Is the remnant of the integration movement coming to attack today?he thought very puzzled.Or sneak attack on the processing station?

Opposite him, the three medical operators showed expressions as if they saw a ghost, and once again hid the mobile phones in their hands in unison.

"No, that's not the case." After a long while, Gavial, who was still the toughest among the three, spoke first, "Yan, Yan Ke has nothing to do with him. He lives very well in reality... What we discussed is not It's not a real issue..."

Ceylon picked up her words: "We're talking about... rps fanfiction. Can you understand what fanfiction is?"

The undertaker shook his head honestly.The term Ceylon proposed was beyond his comprehension. As for the "rps" in front of him, he was still pondering the relationship between the Colombian Auto Industry Standard (Referenzpunktsystem) and their current situation.

"Relax, relax both of you, I don't think he knows anything." Warfarin said in a low voice, "But he just took the initiative to ask about Yanke's situation."

"Operator Yanke is my roommate. I feel I have an obligation to care about his safety."

Gavial hammered Warfarin, almost smashing the latter on the table: "I just said he can hear everything!"

"I... I think we've hit it off..." Miss Ceylon had a dreamy expression on her face.

"It would be great if it was true..." War Farin leaned back on the chair weakly. The veteran of Rhode Island's medical system rubbed his chest with lingering fear, feeling that the stimulation he had just received was greater than the sum of the previous 100 years of life. It's even bigger: "You are still young and don't understand this truth. If you kowtow rpscp sincerely, you will always get retribution."

what?

The undertaker left the medical department bewildered.Reason told him that the girls in the medical department seemed to be spreading some bad and untrue rumors in private, such as killing a certain operator.He attributed the reason they did this to Yanke's carelessness in cooperating with the treatment-after all, the whole island knew about it.

So when he went back to the dormitory to rest at night, he told Yan Ke about this matter in a serious manner.

It is no longer a day or two for Rhodes Island's operators to flourish.The women's dormitory, especially the engineer's dormitory, has been crowded to six people per room, while the men's dormitory still has room for two or even one person.The two of them entered the job at the same time, so they were assigned to the same dormitory by the doctor.When the mourner said this, Yan Ke was busy stretching his muscles on the bed. The tall Sarkaz man pulled his wrist over his toes with extraordinary flexibility, and said with a sneer, "That's not what they mean—I I think you can't guess it even if you want to break your head."

"Then what do they mean?"

"They're just writing novels under my name." Yanke pulled his hand back again, folded his arms and stretched back, "Understood? It's the novel character Yanke they said died, isn't it? I have nothing to do with me."

"They shouldn't write novels with the names of real people." The undertaker expressed his own opinion, "Especially writing dead characters with the same name as you, this is disrespectful to you."

"I don't care." Yanke smiled and pointed to the origin stone crystals spreading across his face, "Anyway, I will die one day, won't I?"

The mourner pursed his lips, not accepting his dangerous joke.

"And every male operator in Rhodes Island can't escape... It's like a welcome ceremony. If you don't believe me, you can ask General Herag, or that Shivaash from Karan Trade, they are used to it."

"Then do I have it too?" The mourner asked, "I joined the job on the same day as you."

"Ah, yes, you have it too." Yanke rummaged through his orange and black short coat hanging on the bed, found a cell phone uniformly distributed by Rhodes Island, and sent something to the mourner: " See for yourself, don't be too surprised." Then he grabbed the cigarette case next to the bed and shook it at the mourners: "I'm going out to smoke a cigarette."

What was sent was a URL link, which can be opened directly on the communication interface.The undertaker opened it without hesitation.

At this time, the Rutland civil servant, who was as pure as white paper, hadn't realized that the door to the new world had slowly opened to him.

He saw the website hidden behind the link. It had a light green interface with a rough design, and its name was marked in cute cartoon fonts in the upper left corner:

Rhode Island Forum.

The most obvious thing on the homepage of the forum is a line of red and bold administrator prompts:

This forum contains original BL works, all BG and//political topics are prohibited, any form of personal attack is prohibited, explicit titles and article descriptions are prohibited, and white-faced owl will lock posts for illegal topics.Marginal articles (such as sex//transfer, help her, childbirth, ABO, animalization, touch//hand, ice//love) need to be warned and bolded in the prescribed font when posting.It is strictly forbidden to appear any descriptions of attacking or YYing operators under the age of 16 (for example: Ansel, Andcher, Stewart, Grey). Owl makes another judgement.

The undertaker can understand every word, but he doesn't quite understand the meaning of the words.But since it is a forum maintained by the white-faced owl, it must be just some routine operation suggestions, right?

He still remembered the "sleep aid" mentioned by the operatives in the medical department in the morning.So he typed this word in the search bar, and only one search result popped up, and the latest reply time was 4 minutes ago.

"[Flame Burial] [Reality Xiang] Sleeping Incense (R) (latest updated to floor 377)"

This is the story where Yan Ke was killed... The undertaker gathered his mind and clicked in.It's not a big deal, it's just a novel with a character of the same name.

But what does the "flame burial" at the beginning of the title mean? "Yan" may refer to Yan Ke, and "buried"... Could it be referring to himself?The undertaker couldn't think of anyone in Rhodes Island whose code name had the word "burial".

The post was made by a user named "Palermo Scholarship".According to the profile he (maybe "she"?) wrote, this is a "flameman and the Undertaker were ambushed by the enemy during a certain mission, they were powerless to resist the arrangement of fate, so they fulfilled each other's life. Newcomer Writing essays is not good at summarizing, sorry."

Sure enough, there was a character with the same name as himself.The undertaker was thoughtful.He couldn't figure out why the girls in the medical department would do this. He never had hallucinations himself, but he couldn't guarantee that everyone could distinguish fantasy from reality like him.

He decided to read it first.

At the beginning of the story, he and Yan Ke received the two-person mission sent by the doctor to go deep into Ursus.

Such a formation is unreasonable.thought the undertaker.One of them is a close guard who is good at fighting against light armor and vermin, and the other is a shotgunner who is aimed at heavy armor soldiers.If you want to run and fight, wouldn't it be better to have Hong or Scavenger and Yanke as partners?

But the author is a member of the medical department after all, so it is normal to not have knowledge of these combat arrangements.The undertaker put aside the fuss about the details for the time being, and continued to read.

The Yanke in the novel doesn't seem to have a good relationship with himself.They confronted each other in the doctor's office, fully expressing their dissatisfaction with the doctor's arrangement.

Another bug, a good executor will never be picky about the content of his tasks.thought the undertaker.

Just read on.After coming out of the doctor's office, "Flame" and "he" came to the locker room and began to prepare for the upcoming mission of Ursus - sterilizing and washing, and changing the combat uniform.

"Yan Ke turned his back to the mourner and stripped naked, then walked straight towards the disinfection room. The yellowish light in the disinfection room shrouded his body, washing the light honey-colored male body brightly. The side of his neck The origin stone crystals on the horns and jaws shone with dangerous reflections."

The writing is good.The undertaker commented so.

But what he can't forget is the passage where "Yan Ke" was written to death.So the mourner swiped down on his phone, skipped a few floors, and continued reading.

After reading a line, his blue pupils began to vibrate violently.

What is "Yanke used his OO to aim at the expanded OO of The Undertaker, and stood up and continued to the end"? !

What happened in the few floors he jumped over? ? !

It wasn't until the skipped floors and the passage he had just seen were completed that the undertaker made an evaluation belatedly: this is a simulated same-sex exchange between "he" and "Yanke". //The supporting role is a novel with the central idea.

If Gaviale or Warfarin were here at this time, they might have summed up this sentence in shorter and more precise words: This is a little pornographic article about Yanke x The Undertaker.

The author of this article "Palermo Fellowship" deserves to be from the Ministry of Medicine.With the excellent writing style and solid knowledge of human anatomy appreciated by the mourners, she wrote a 12000-word ultra-long marathon OOXX on the third floor. Feeling dizzy after climbing her OOXX floors.

And this also caused him to swipe his hand and click into the building in the building below each building to remind the reply.

A cup of black tea: awsl, ssl sister gkd

Sister thinks you need physical therapy: it smells so good!I'm ready!I can!

Help us with unsalable nutritious meals: Is it really the first time for my wife to write an article?I do not believe!

Palermo Scholarship【Author】Help us by replying to unsalable nutritious meals: first time writing.The seniors of the medical department said that it is the tradition of the department for newcomers to produce food.

Unsalable nutritious meals, help us to reply to the Palermo scholarship [Author]: Huh, is there such a tradition?Forget it, come on, ma'am, don't cheat, I'll knock on the bowl at the bottom of the pit and wait for food

Give me a cup of blood: I screamed to Rhode Island to live on my hearing aids for the rest of my life!

Liz: Very well written, keep it up (′-ω-`)

Katsushika Hokusai Saisai: Good car, I have a storyboard in front of my eyes

Give me a cup of blood Reply Katsushika Hokusai Saisai Saisai: Appeared!Mrs. Deep Sea!

Sister thinks you need physical therapy Reply Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai: Mrs. Catch!Is my wife going to paint Yanbu again?

Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai replied that sister thinks you need physical therapy: Yes! ! !

Nutritious meals are unsalable, help us reply Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai: Mrs. gkd

City Messenger reply Katsushika Hokusai: Mrs. gkd (repeat)

Palermo Scholarship [Author] replied to Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai: Ah, Mr. Deep Sea Color!I'm so touched woo woo woo

Dogma force field reply Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai: Mrs. gkd (repeat)

……

The mourner closed the building with no expression on his face.He felt that he was just reading a heavenly book.

Then he belatedly realized that the website he was looking at now was sent to him by Yanke, which means that Yanke at least knew the existence of this website.

Has he read what's inside?Did he know that he was not only written to death, but also written to OOXX with other men?According to Yan Ke's usual speech and behavior, the undertaker judged that he should not be a homosexual.

But the casual smile of the Sarkaz youth suddenly flashed in his mind, allowing the undertaker to grasp a little bit of inspiration.

If it's Yan Ke... maybe not only won't care, but will enjoy it, right?

He has a thorough understanding of other people's moods, but he doesn't know what expression he should use to face Xiao Huangwen presented on the phone screen.After several struggles, I finally closed this post, and decided to read a few more articles in the forum before making a conclusion.

(TBC)

Chapter 2 It’s not shameful at all to just look at the top of a danmei doujin with yourself as the main character【中】

Part of this chapter pays tribute to Mr. Dongfeng's "Eternal Garden".

Rhode Island Forum, a forum with a long history.

It has existed for a long time since the first test server was launched.

Although I don't know what a test is.

Of course, there are tens of thousands of posts accumulated in such a long-established forum.The undertaker evaluated his reading speed and the format of the post a little bit, and felt that he could not easily finish reading the posts here by himself.Fortunately, the white-faced owl thoughtfully added a "search by popularity" function to the forum, so he decided to start with the most popular articles.

The first article: "[Yinbo] I will show you how your brother climbs a cat climbing frame (short) (easy and sweet article) (finished)". help us".

Undertakers have become adept at deciphering initials at the beginning of posts.So this time he quickly made a reasonable judgment: the so-called "Silver" should refer to Enxiodis Shivaash, a senior operator code-named Silver Grey, and "Bo"...

Possibly a doctor?The undertaker hesitated for a moment.

He suspected that the author of this post was Fu Rong, an operator in the medical department. After all, she was the only one who would often shout "give me a nutritious meal" while chasing her twin sister, Yan Rong, who worked in the warlock department, through the corridor.

The text of the post is very short, and it will be finished as soon as the first floor is posted.The mourner spent less than five minutes scanning the full text, and then fell into deep thought.

First of all, the official name of the large set of furniture displayed in the dormitory is "small play stand", which is neither a cat climbing stand nor suitable for a petite filin beast.Secondly, he didn't find that operator Yinhui had any special interest in that set of furniture.Third, he himself occasionally rests on a small play stand... I wish they hadn't written a fanfic about climbing a "cat climbing stand".

At this time, the mourner didn't know that just a few days ago, an article about the fitness coach Yanke x the cat demon mourner had just been completed, and it was well received.

Fu Rong is a medical operator who uses Originium skills as a treatment method, and she is relatively young, so thankfully, the undertaker did not see the plot where Yin Hui ooxx and XXOO his employer.

So he clicked on the next one. "[Yinfeng News] Hot Triangle ♂ gets into the soul once (three splits high H, milk production play, don't enter if you don't like it)", the signature is "Give me a cup of blood", and the id and just write "Warfarin" no difference.

Undertaker thought it impossible for him to judge whether he liked the article without reading the text.So he went in without hesitation.

clicked in...

backed out...

After a moment of silence, click in again...

"The operator Jiaofeng should be a yak sub-human in the Fengshou tribe, not a cow..." He muttered involuntarily, "And it is impossible for a male Fengshou to produce milk."

As expected of a veteran of the medical department.Warfarin's fanfiction is based on solid medical knowledge, especially anal//intestinal knowledge and andrology knowledge. OOXX also interspersed with very delicate and tangled emotional lines in the middle, which fully demonstrated the love, hatred and jealousy between the three operators from the Karan trade... as if it really happened.

Especially seeing the description of "the moment the glue stick is pulled out of the horse//, the accumulated turbid liquid gushes out like champagne foam"... It seems that a bottle has been pulled out before the eyes of the mourners The bottle of champagne, he felt a little hot in the face.

Well, the next article, "[Fire Burial] Garden of Eden (1w5 is over)", is signed by "Liz", that is, operator Nightingale.The mourners had a favorable impression of the incompetent Sarkaz doctor.She always speaks in a soft voice, cleans the wounds of injured operators very gently, and releases healing spells.

After about 10 minutes, the undertaker exited the post with a heavy heart.

Yan Ke who went out to smoke for some reason has not come back yet.That's fine, otherwise he'd see his robotic Sakota roommate sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, hands shaking like never before, not as vulnerable as a sniper who can dual-wield shotguns.

The monstrous conflagration that Nightingale describes at the end of Eden seems to still be imprinted on the irises of the mourners.Yanke's body was disintegrated into ore in the flames. He kept swinging his sword, laughing heartily, and using double swords and origin stone spells to turn all integration movement soldiers who dared to attack him into dust.In the end, his flesh and blood were incinerated in the fire, and his bones turned into a standing source stone tablet.What a tragic battle that was, yet Nightingale called it a "triumph" with the unique pessimistic art of the Sarkaz people.

I seem to know why the girls in the medical department like to write Deathflame.The Undertaker thought to himself.

Ore disease in the middle stage, 18% somatic cell fusion rate, origin stone crystals that pierce the body surface, and that desperate fighting style and attitude of not paying attention to cooperating with treatment...

He is indeed at the forefront of the battle against death.

Stripping away the horrific OOXX and unrealistic details, The Undertaker vaguely saw the meaning of these rambling fanfictions.This is the past and future that the group of girls imagined—they are just medical operators, and their contact is limited to daily ore disease monitoring, first aid on the battlefield, or treatment after the war. Little is known about their background, but they He is indeed caring about the male operators in his own way.

Especially Yan Ke... the operator who caused the medical department the most headaches.The girls in the medical department tried to pile up one fan after another like the apostle John wrote "Apocalypse", describing the fate of Yan Ke who did not cooperate with the treatment, reminding him to remember to go to the medical department for checkups regularly.Undertakers feel it is their duty to join the ranks.Although he is not good at diction, he is Yan Ke's roommate.

It's just why the Yanke who "went out to smoke" hasn't come back?He wouldn't take a whole pack of cigarettes out to smoke, would he?

The Undertaker decided to look for some other posts.He let the interface jump back to the homepage of the forum, but found that there was a slight change in the list of "latest replies" on the homepage. A post marked with "Yanbu" at the beginning was pushed to the top, and the time attached to it indicated that it was in 1 Just updated minutes ago.

"[Yan Zang] The staff dormitory is not a place outside the law (R) (a collection of short stories)", the author's signature is "Doctrine Force Field".

The mourner recalled the signature, thinking it might be a post from the medical operator Shining.She is good at using origin stone spells to stimulate force fields on the battlefield, which can often play an important role in turning the tide of battle.

So he clicked in.

Judging people by their appearance is a low-level mistake. I never thought that I would make such a mistake one day.thought the undertaker.

Operator Shining looks rigorous, steady, and unsmiling, but her writing style is surprisingly... lively.

"Employee Dormitory is Not a Place Outside the Law" is an evergreen post. It maintains a stable frequency of one update per day. So far, it contains a total of eight short stories, all of which are described by Yanke No.1 as "The Undertaker". " and "Flame" relaxed and interesting daily life stories in Rhodes Island, the writing is smooth and mischievous, and the details are meticulous, if there is not one of the biggest bugs - they have been OOXX since the first story, and the mourners would have to Doubt this is a true story.

The replies below are as exciting as the building in the building.

Give me a glass of blood: Wow!The Shining actually made a hole too. @丽兹 How did you drag this great god into the burial pit of flames?

Liz replied and gave me a cup of blood: I didn't pull it (′-△-`)

Sister thinks you need physical therapy: Immortals write essays! awsl!Sister, did you install a monitor in their dormitory hehehe

A cup of black tea replied that I think you need physical therapy: I think so too

The 24-star operator replied that I think you need physical therapy: I am the same

Katsushika Hokusai Saisai: I'll go and apply for an enhancement for The Shining.Encourage routine picture matching [picture.jpg] [picture.jpg] [picture.jpg]

White-faced Owl [Moderator]: The application for premium posts has been approved.

Internaxiong Naier: @力力与谢谢 Let’s take a look at the entry article.

A car of bread people: Thanks to the storm, my wife saved my dog's life!I feel like my heart that was abused by Eden has been healed!

Katsushika Hokusai Zhai Zhai replied to a carload of bread people: Don't mention "Eden", please

Nutritious Meals Unsold Help: Show Up, Eden ptsd

Apple Pie!Reply to unsalable nutritious meals and help us: Appeared, Eden ptsd (repeat)

Xinwei Reply Nutritious Meal Unsalable Help Us: Appeared, Eden ptsd (repeat)

Dogma Force Field [Author] Reply to unsalable nutritious meals and help us: Appeared, Eden ptsd (repeat)

Give me a cup of blood to restore the dogmatic force field [Author]: Appeared!Catch Mr. Flash!

OT replies to the dogmatic position [Author]: Mrs. Catch!Why does the wife always show up when repeating the reading?

Apple Pie!Reply to OT: Hey, don’t you know that you can summon the Shining only by repeating it?Come, repeat with me!

Katsushika Hokusai: The essence of human beings is a repeating machine【Self-painted emoticon package.jpg】

Sister thinks you need physical therapy: and pigeons...

Give me a glass of blood: and ghs...

Minna's love shakes and reveals to reply to the dogmatic force field [Author]: Don't listen to their wives, this article must not be cheated!Damn it!

The mourner wanted to read on, but the phone suddenly buzzed and received a new text message.He had to tap the interface to check the text messages.

The sender is Yanke, and the content is very brief: "Open the door."

The mourner stood up from the bed and opened the dormitory door.Yan Ke stood behind the door with the smell of cigarettes and the cold night air, his knuckles holding the phone were red from the cold.As soon as he opened a crack, he squeezed in hurriedly, threw the phone on his bed, and complained while breathing into the palm of his hand: "Why is it so cold outside tonight..."

"According to the analysis of climate data over the years, it has entered late autumn in the Longmen area." The mourner calmly looked at the roommate's sleeveless tights and short jacket with slit cuffs, "My personal suggestion is to increase with the seasons. Clothing, and less smoking on deck. Nicotine and tar can do more than good to your health."

"What do you know, I'm going to..."

With his back turned to him, Yanke raised his hand, as if he felt that there was no need to explain to him, and put his hand down again: "I don't usually see you meddling in other people's business so much."

"I feel that I have an obligation to remind you to pay attention to your body. Your ore disease has entered the middle stage, and there is still hope for you to go back and cooperate with the treatment in time..."

"You didn't read "The Garden of Eden" by Nightingale, did you?"

Before he finished speaking, his overly simple thoughts were smashed by Yan Ke.He scratched the messy hair on the back of his head irritably, but still didn't turn his head: "Her article is almost becoming some kind of town circle mythology... I remember there was a bit of car exhaust in it, how it feels to see yourself being crushed in a fan novel ,Angel?"

The undertaker settled himself. The description of sex in "Garden of Eden" is very poetic, and he has already experienced the baptism of Warfarin's Kalan Triangle High H, and his ability to accept has greatly improved, so he really has no feeling-his feelings are all in Another aspect.

"They're all doing this for your own good."

"For my own good?" Yan Ke laughed out loud, "For my own good, you still throw me knives?"

"The operatives in the medical department are very worried about your physical condition. They think you will die like that on the battlefield one day."

"They don't need to worry, it is the glory of a soldier to die on the battlefield."

"Flame!"

There was a short and awkward silence in the double dormitory.After a long while, Yan Ke laughed with a "puchi": "You are not normal tonight, did you get a virus in your hard drive?"

It was only then that the undertaker realized that the volume of his call to Yan Ke just now had greatly exceeded the standard, and there was also a bit of urgency in his tone, which exceeded the limit of his usual speech and behavior.This is not normal.He clearly just wanted to use a slightly harsh tone to persuade the roommate, but when he actually said it, his tone was as if he hated iron and steel.

This kind of emotion is too complicated and high-level, as if a super-strong electric current burned through his language center, electric sparks flew wherever it went, and the circuit breaker tripped one after another.What Yan Ke said was right, his current state was indeed not normal.

"Operator Yanke, I need to remind you again, I am not a robot."

Like a cat whose paws were scorched by static electricity, he quickly curled up and retreated to the safe and boring communication boundary: "And I have the obligation to remind you to cooperate with the treatment. My employer, Dr. Arranged in a dormitory, so I think the doctor is reminding me that monitoring you is also included in the cleaning agreement I signed with him."

"Surveillance." Yan Ke shrugged, "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure. You showed hostility to your employer on your first day and stuck a knife in his office desk."

"Stop—stop here, I don't want to bring up old issues again, Angel. You can tell me this trivial thing twenty times a week."

Yanke was finally willing to turn around.With a gloomy expression on his face, he walked straight past the mourner, and suddenly bent down to pick up the mobile phone that the mourner put on the bedside table: "Now I regret it. Be your sniper, don't meddle in other people's business .”

He did something quickly, then threw the phone back to the mourner, took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom.The mourner pressed the screen saver locked by Yan Ke, and found that the other party had deleted the record of the message sent to him.

He didn't know the other party's intention to do so.Yanke, who was a mercenary, doesn't seem to be good at operating electronic products.For example, in the current situation, he thought that he would be fine if he deleted the record, but the undertaker just chose to open the webpage in the phone's built-in browser.

The URL of "Rhode Island Forum" is still lying quietly in his browser's history.

(TBC)

Chapter 3 It's not shameful to just look at the top of a danmei doujin with yourself as the protagonist [Part [-]]

The Undertaker has always maintained a strict and mechanical schedule, but tonight, he rarely stayed up all night, and read all the posts in the forum by several ids whose identities he identified.

This is because he has no tasks scheduled for the next day.Anyway, his roommate was estranged from him and couldn't do anything like wake him up in the morning.The Undertaker is not inflexible, and will break taboos himself if need be.

The "Palermo Scholarship" who was first recognized, that is, Su Suluo, an operative of the medical department, is indeed a newcomer. Some of the crimes committed by the integration movement in Ursus, probably because she is not familiar with herself and Yan Ke, so the things she writes are always a little bit wrong.

In short, the mourner felt that it was impossible for him to cuddle up in Yan Ke's arms and call him "dear" for the time being.

Then there is "Help us with unsalable nutritious meals", operator Furong.Most of her posts are sweet short stories with doctor as the fixed suffix and variable prefix - to use the forum slang that everyone can understand, she eats All Bo.The undertaker counted the series of Yinbo, Hebo, Xunbo, Yuebo written by her one by one... Fortunately, all of them are light-hearted and cute short stories, and there is no troublesome OOXX factor, basically no damage to the image of the employer.This relieved the mourner.

Next up is "Give Me a Cup of Blood," Operator Warfarin.At this time, the mourner can basically distinguish the meaning of the string of nested parentheses in the title.For example, the "R" enclosed in parentheses means that it contains restricted content, and more specifically, it contains OOXX content.

As for Warfarin's posts... there are fifty at least, with a quick swipe, the titles are all with the word "R".

After being hit by the extreme play of Karan Trade, Undertaker didn't dare to choose content that challenged his heart too much.He casually clicked on the most recent R-rated post marked "Flame Burial" at the beginning - he just wanted to see what Warfarin thought of himself and Yanke.

"Why are you crying?"

Yankee leaned down and kissed his angel, roughly wiping those precious pearly tears with his chapped lips.But it didn't help, the mourner who was crushed by him// was still crying with his eyes open.His limbs have been completely scattered in the violent impact, like a tattered rag doll, or like a lamb on the chopping board after being shocked by electric shock.

There is a cheap temptation to the shameless coquettish//groaning loudly, the pale body//writhing on the dirty ground.appoint