[Honghuang] Isn't it good to live?

Pangu Cannian, who liked to mention the new title, pulled Gu Yunli away, opened a space gap and stuffed it in.

Gu Yunli appeared in front of her mother in the image of a ball. Her father almost kicked it wide and made a perfect shot. Her mother was very calm and did not move at all.

"Why? Come on, it's just that your way of appearing on the stage really can't make me forgive you. The rice is in the bowl, the vegetables are in the pot, and you can serve it yourself! Remember to wash the dishes after eating, and mop the floor by the way. Clothes are in the washing machine It’s been on the shelf for almost a week, let’s wash it! Your dad and I will go out for a while, and I hope that when we come back, we can see you tidying up all these, and your pig’s nest, okay, okay, tidy!"

Gu Yunli wiped the sweat from his brow, expressing his incomprehension at this unexpected development, what about crying and complaining to each other?It was agreed that mother and daughter will love each other deeply from now on, and they will never leave?

Mother Gu: ...Who told you?The kid is sick again!

Gu Yunli burst into tears watching Gu's mother and Gu's father go out arm in arm, eating, mopping the floor, washing clothes, tidying up the house in tears, and finally, she collapsed on the sofa like a salted fish, expressing her love for all she wanted. The self who came home sent out the contempt of the soul.

I'm so stupid, really!

She turned on her phone and found that it was only 10 or [-] minutes since she crossed. She let out a sigh of relief, went to Taobao, and quickly ordered a whole set of "Feng Shen Yan Yi", and bought a stack of Taoist books by the way. She looked up at the Buddhist books that occupied half of the bookshelf, and felt that the battle between Buddhism and Taoism would be ignited in the family in the future. With an indifferent mother, the scene must be very exciting.

She downloaded the app, silently read all the prehistoric fanfictions according to the points and update time, and finally realized the importance of having a good teacher.

If you worship Lao Tzu as your teacher, you will probably enjoy doing nothing like the national treasure giant panda, and you will never have to worry about any disasters in the world, such as enshrining the gods. Those who dared to touch Lao Tzu's disciples were probably not far from being torn apart by hand. It's just that alchemy is a bit difficult. For a chemical waste wood, it's a bit difficult for a strong man.

If you worship Yuanshi as your teacher, you will probably become the elite among the elites. It may be hopeful to teach the Twelve Golden Immortals to work hard. In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, as long as you behave yourself and stay at home, your life will be safe anyway. But, why are you so big? In some novels, Yuan Shi is like a teaching director, and there is also that kind of wet life that is egged. It is said that the word wet life probably comes from Buddhist language, so... emmmmm.

It is probably the easiest to worship Tongtian as a teacher. This person pursues teaching without distinction, and intercepts a chance for the world's creatures, but there are too many disciples. In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, he was tricked miserably and became his apprentice. , Don’t worry about combat effectiveness, but there is really no guarantee of wealth and life. Five social insurances and one housing fund are a bit too much. At least one work-related injury insurance is still required!

As for Daozu Hongjun, Zixiao Palace has been in harmony with the way of heaven for tens of thousands of years, not to mention it is still in the chaos 33 days away. With her current cheating cultivation base, she can raise her braids halfway. Don't come out, this time after the sky falls, we will enter the scene of the Chinese textbook - Nvwa repaired the sky, and the two saints in the West who are related to them are probably still running around to revitalize the West. That's right, not many years after the Battle of the Conferred Gods, the Wanjiasheng Buddha, even now, is really a little poor.

Gu Yunli herself didn't expect that she would spend more than an hour diverging her thoughts on fan fiction. She slowly got up and poured a glass of water, and lay down on the bed slowly, hugging the fluffy quilt and rolled over. Nailed in Buzhou Mountain for 850 years, once she was liberated, her longing for the bed reached its peak, and then she thought of a question, did Buzhou Mountain recover?If she didn't recover, wouldn't it be possible that she would still be living with this spirit body, and if she was a little careless, she would lose her soul?

Gu Yunli rolled out of bed with agility, turned on the computer, and began to swim in the ocean of knowledge, so that she would not have such a miserable life for the rest of her life.

She first searched the Internet to see if Buzhou Mountain recovered after it collapsed. From the many answers, she concluded that half of her body was used by Yuan Shi to practice it into a magic weapon—Fantian Yin, and finally bestowed on the great apprentice Guang Chengzi, Yes, that is the rough and simple method of use, as long as you hit the opponent's face, you will be able to hit the opponent until your own mother can't recognize it, which is very tear-jerking.

Gu Yunli looked at his hands, then at his body, and suddenly felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

She was a little discouraged, and looked through the entries one by one, and saw various versions of the prehistoric history. Some Pangu was a positive figure, and he was definitely No. 1 who created the world. Sheng, the Pangu family was only a later character, and there were different opinions. It was only then that she finally had a clear understanding that this prehistoric is a pot of mish-mash. Get lost, and no one cares about you. Gu Yunli, who has always been thinking on a different channel from others, is very energetic and wants to do something secretly. Anyway, Pangu said that he only wants to see the prehistoric prosperity. It doesn't matter what the process is.

Gu Yunli: (*￣3￣)╭Suddenly a little happy!

The book was delivered three days later, and Gu Yunli abandoned her small mobile phone. With her mother Gu's expression of "this child is probably useless", she was wearing her hair, biting a pencil, and filled the thermos cup with steaming hot water. Red dates and wolfberry tea, holding a large thick book that looks like a pirated version but is actually a genuine book, her feet are soaked in hot water, and her whole body is shrouded in a halo of old age with honey juice. Most importantly, she occupies After leaving the sofa in the living room, Mother Gu and Father Gu would see such a horrible image of her every time they passed the living room. After a week, they finally couldn't take it anymore.

"What are you doing sitting in the living room with your book in your hands every day? If you are really interested in that period of history, you can go to the museum and do nothing at home. It's annoying to be stuck here."

"Mom, you didn't treat me like this before. Am I not your caring little padded jacket?"

Gu's mother rejected her very coldly, "It's summer now, I find it too hot, and, don't you know the truth about the fragrance far away and the smell near the near? You are a national first-class protected animal when you just came home from the holiday, and you are an animal during the holiday. Wild animal, from now on you will be a pest of our family, and in the few days before you leave, maybe you can restore your national treasure treatment, now, hehe!"

"Mom!!!" Gu Yunli realized that he really had no status at home, even the pot of asparagus bamboo on the windowsill was treated a hundred times better than himself, not to mention his cat owner.

"It's fine for you to read all day long, but drinking wolfberry and red date tea can be regarded as health preservation. It's your feet that are soaked from morning to night. Are you going to turn your lower limbs into fish tails? And put a pencil in it. On the ear, why, take it out and smoke when you are tired from reading? And you are so proficient in holding a pencil, I have to wonder if you learned to smoke in school? "

Gu Yunli was taken aback for a moment, and then yelled, "Oh my God! I forgot to change the water!"

She dried her feet indiscriminately, flicked the towel, and took the basin to change the hot water, leaving Mama Gu standing still, holding back the crossroads that popped out of her forehead.

"Gu! Yun! Li! I give you three days to go back to school immediately, don't dawdle in front of my eyes, and always remind me why I gave birth to such an unlucky thing like you!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud banging sound in the bathroom. When Gu's mother went to see it in person, there was only a footbath and a puddle of water left on the bathroom floor, and Gu Yunli was gone.

East China Sea, Biyou Palace

Tongtian is giving his first sermon after mending the sky. At this time, the Jiejiao has just been established, and the disciples in the sect have not yet had the grandeur of ten thousand immortals coming to court. What's more, in popular terms, this sermon is Tongtian giving disciples The disciple opened a small stove, the main content is to talk about the events before and after mending the sky, and by the way, look forward to the peaceful life in the next tens of thousands of years. It's not too grand, but it still has to hang high like a cloud of seven colors.

This day, the sage Nuwa was preaching that the sage Nuwa refined colorful stones to mend the sky, and great merits came from the sky. A fluffy man who had just transformed into a small stature tried to raise his hand and asked what was the great merits from the sky.

Tongtian resisted his desire to touch his head, and looked at the wide-eyed apprentices below who were waiting to be fed, and they were very curious. He decided to spread the knowledge to these apprentices, so as not to be deceived when they go out in the future. A group of fluffy little dumplings, look It's very easy to touch when you go up... no, it's easy to cheat.

At this moment, a ball of fire fell from the sky, smashed directly through the 99 defensive formations set up by Biyou Palace, and smashed right in front of Tongtian and all the apprentices, creating a deep hole, and the furry people took a closer look , You can also see the faintly rising sea water.

"Master, is this the great merit from heaven?"

Tongtian: ... what the hell?Whose great merit from heaven is like this, this is not great merit from heaven, but a reminder from heaven!

Under the leadership of Duobao, the older and high-cultivated disciples went down to repair the defensive formation, leaving a group of furry around Tongtian, waiting for his explanation.

Tongtian was happily hugging a little fox and stroking, watching something crawling up the pothole.

Gu Yunli was smashed to pieces, the huge mosquito coils in her eyes circled round and round, she climbed up the stones, her whole body was miserable, not only were there burn marks on her body, but also burnt marks on her arms and calves. There were a few scratches that saw blood, her hair was disheveled, her face was black and gray, and she choked on several mouthfuls of sea water. The moment she finally saw the sky, she swore that she would listen to her mother and never let her go east. To the west, if you ask her to beat a dog, she will never throw a chicken.

Tong Tian watched a pitch-black man climb out of the pothole, lay on the ground like a dead dog, and pointed his middle finger at the sky, and then a thunderbolt fell from the sky, making it even blacker, Tong Tian dared to say hello to the sky Swear, he even smelled the meat burning.

Gu Yunli: Mom, I was wrong (д;)