Is a male god not a goddess

At night, Luo Qingyi finally regained his composure, and was no longer immersed in Xie Rong's last touchless and infinitely tender kiss.

Luo Qingyi, who was full of blood and revived, became energetic immediately, and was about to surf the Internet first. Who knew that as soon as he opened the screen of his mobile phone, he saw a notification, which was a Weibo updated by his special attention.

There are only two people in Luo Qingyi's special attention. One is Jiang Xian, and the other is Xie Rong's younger sister Xie Meng. No matter who's dynamic, Luo Qingyi will pay attention to it.

Without thinking about it, Luo Qingyi clicked into the prompt. After clicking in, Luo Qingyi discovered that the Weibo just now was actually posted by Xie Meng.

Goddess' Daydream: Longevity!Now I am seriously concerned whether my brother has been pierced by a soul!Since I came back this afternoon, I have always had a honey smile on my face!

Seeing Xie Meng's Weibo post, Luo Qingyi couldn't help but smile. It must have been more than three hours since Xie Rong arrived home, right?Always smiling with honey?Looks like you're in a good mood?

Of course, what Luo Qingyi would not admit was that he himself was in a good mood.

Since following Xie Meng, Luo Qingyi has browsed through Xie Meng's Weibo. Xie Meng's daily life is to blow up the goddess.

Today is either "the goddess is so beautiful prprpr" or tomorrow's "Ma Ma, the goddess made me fall in love lick lick lick."

Even if he is as narcissistic as Luo Qingyi, looking at these Weibo posts by Xie Meng, he still has a strange sense of shame. If it weren’t for the few scattered Weibo posts about Xie Rong in Xie Meng’s Weibo, perhaps Luo Qingyi would not be able to hold on to Xie Meng. After reading the home page.

Xie Meng seldom mentions Xie Rong on Weibo, and occasionally there will be one or two sentences that are vague, but Xie Meng has a habit of replying to his Weibo comments.

Since this Weibo is about Xie Rong, most of the comments below should be related to Xie Rong. Thinking of this, Luo Qingyi clicked on Xie Meng's Weibo, ready to read the comments.

Even Luo Qingyi didn't realize how much he was acting like an idiot.

Sure enough, the following comments were indeed related to Xie Rong:

"Honey smile? Maybe it's just a good mood, why do you think of soul wear?"

Reply: "You don't know, my brother is that kind, the standard domineering president in the "Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me" romance, smiling? It must not be because he is in a good mood. The po owner now feels that his wallet is in danger!"

"Standard overlord? Po master is such a goddess, yet he has read this kind of novel?"

Reply: "Which girl doesn't miss spring? That's right, it's that kind. Emotions and anger are invisible. One look can kill people. When looking at people, they always look at you with the eyes of a fool. When they are unhappy, the corners of their mouths Fifteen degrees down, the corners of the mouth are down five degrees when you are happy, you will never see the expression with the corners of the mouth up, once the corners of the mouth are up, someone must suffer the standard boss!"

After seeing Xie Meng's reply, Luo Qingyi couldn't help but burst out laughing. What does it mean when you are unhappy, the corners of your mouth drop fifteen degrees, and when you are happy, the corners of your mouth drop five degrees. It is clearly when you are unhappy The corners of the mouth rise five degrees, and when you are happy, the corners of the mouth rise fifteen degrees.

"Pfft ha ha ha, is it the kind of overbearing boss like 'It's cold, let the Wang family go bankrupt'? But novels don't seem to be written like this now, huh?"

Reply: "When Qing Dou first started reading Ba Zong's novels, I asked my brother this stupid question. The consequences... forget it, I burst into bitter tears. Now that I think about it, the po owner still feels that he must have had a carrot in his head."

Seeing this, the corners of Luo Qingyi's lips curled up again, thinking of the scene of Xie Rong saying "Tianliang Wang Po", for some reason, he forcibly came up with a sense of joy.

Thinking of this, Luo Qingyi continued to look down:

"Since they are all standard overlords, then according to the standard overturning theory of overlords, it should be the heroine Xiaobailian who can make the overlord smile sweetly! (PS: Please automatically dub the name Detective Conan BGM"

Seeing this comment, Luo Qingyi was unconvinced: What is the car rollover theory?Mistress Xiaobailian?At best, I can be regarded as a little green tea hero!Still want the BGM of Detective Conan?Why don't you go to heaven?

Thinking about it, Luo Qingyi poked her finger down, ready to read Xie Meng's reply, and sure enough, Xie Meng did not miss this comment.

Reply: "Mistress Xiao Bailian? My brother definitely doesn't like such a person, but my brother has indeed fallen in love recently. According to my brother, my sister-in-law is a cute and interesting little guy, she shouldn't be the Bailian type, but if If it's really because of sister-in-law's words, then my brother's love affair is quite scary."

Cute and funny little guy?

This is how Xie Rong introduced himself to Xie Meng?

Thinking of this, Luo Qingyi imagined Xie Rong calling himself a little guy. He would definitely look at him with doting eyes, lower his volume, and call himself "little guy" in a deep and magnetic voice.

Thinking of this, Luo Qingyi inexplicably felt a little weak in his legs.

You must know that Xie Rong remarked Luo Qingyi as "Little Mister" on WeChat, but he always called Luo Qingyi "Qingyi" on weekdays. Luo Qingyi had never heard other nicknames from Xie Rong. Xie Meng saw it here.

Thinking of this, the corners of Luo Qingyi's lips curled up again.

If Jiang Xian were here, seeing Luo Qingyi's current expression, he would definitely tease Luo Qingyi for his obsessive attitude of being fed by a man.

"Is the goddess there?"

While Luo Qingyi was browsing Xie Meng's Weibo, he suddenly saw Xie Meng send him a private message.

"Yes." After seeing this message, Luo Qingyi replied to Xie Meng's message without thinking.

You must know that after this period of time, Luo Qingyi not only got closer to Xie Rong, but also "Qing Yi" and Xie Meng, even though Xie Meng didn't know that "Qing Yi" was her sister-in-law.

"Is the goddess free tomorrow?"

After Luo Qingyi saw this message, he vaguely guessed something. After pondering for a while, Luo Qingyi moved his fingers:

"I'm free, what's the matter?"

"The C family has a new product, do you want to go shopping together tomorrow?"

Xie Meng has always been thinking about the last time Luo Qingyi said that she wanted to go shopping with her. If it had been a week ago, Xie Meng would not have asked Luo Qingyi like this, because Xie Meng would think that Luo Qingyi's sentence "go shopping together when I have time" was just a Kind words.

But after this week, Xie Meng and Luo Qingyi gradually became acquainted, and their attitude towards Luo Qingyi gradually began to change to that of ordinary friends.

"Okay, I just plan to find time to go shopping."

After seeing Xie Meng's invitation, Luo Qingyi agreed without thinking.

The last time I went shopping with Jiang Xian, Luo Qingyi didn't really enjoy it very much. After all, Jiang Xian's physical strength couldn't keep up later. After Luo Qingyi found out, he ended the rest of the trip, and there were still many things on Luo Qingyi's shopping list. purchase.

Since then, he has been hanging out with Xie Rongsi, and he didn't have much time or opportunity. Now that he was invited by Xie Meng, Luo Qingyi naturally agreed without thinking.

"OK, see you at the cat cafe next to the fountain in the downtown square tomorrow morning?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Xie Meng immediately decided on the location.

"No problem, just in time to suck cats, what time?"

After seeing Xie Meng's reply, Luo Qingyi answered very frankly. There is only a cat cafe next to the downtown square. Luo Qingyi used to like to go in and sit when shopping, so he naturally knew what Xie Meng was talking about.

"I can do it, let's see when the goddess will wake up?"

Xie Meng said the location but not the time, just to take care of Luo Qingyi's schedule.

At home, she is supervised by veteran cadre Xie Rong and forced by a pocket credit card, so her work and rest schedule is unusually old cadre. Even if Luo Qingyi asks to meet until six o'clock, she has no problem at all.

"That's nine o'clock, go out after breakfast, and just start to sweep when you arrive."

Seeing Xie Meng's words, Luo Qingyi immediately thought of Xie Rong's usual healthy life for the elderly, but he didn't expect Xie Meng to be tortured too. Thinking of this, Luo Qingyi couldn't help but smile.

"Then see you at nine!"

Sure enough, not long after, Luo Qingyi received Xie Meng's reply.

After exchanging phone numbers with Xie Meng, Luo Qingyi clicked on Xie Rong's WeChat chat box:

"Tomorrow I'm going out to play in the palace. My concubine should keep her own place in the palace and don't make people jealous."

After Xie Rong saw this message from Luo Qingyi, he translated Luo Qingyi's meaning with almost no effort. He immediately waved his hand and replied Luo Qingyi with two words:

"That's right."

"Who wants your approval? Show your face!" Sure enough, after seeing Xie Rong's words, Luo Qingyi immediately returned to normal, and still had the energy to criticize Xie Rong.

"Have fun." Xie Rong laughed a little at Luo Qingyi's "pretty good-looking". His little guy, who was still sluggish in the afternoon, is already alive and well.

"I must be happy. This time I went out with a very beautiful young lady."

Saying that, Luo Qingyi sent Xie Rong an emoji without fear of death: Of course, I have to forgive him.jpg

Looking at the crying man with the green hat on his head in the emoji, Xie Rong's forehead twitched: "If you don't call for three days, you've got a roof over your roof!" This is here!

Thinking of this, Xie Rong clicked on his photo album, looked through the emoticons he had saved during his "remedial lessons", and after a while, sent a picture to Luo Qingyi:

What should I do if the subject is disobedient?just fuck it.jpg

Seeing this plain text emoticon pack, Luo Qingyi's breath became stagnant, as if he saw the scene of Xie Rong fucking himself upside down, as soon as he thought of this scene, Luo Qingyi couldn't help rubbing himself on the sofa .

When Luo Qingyi recovered from his imagination, looking at this emoji, he had only one thought:

What's the use of talking?When I looked at you, I didn't see you trying to fuck me!

Thinking about it, Luo Qingyi angrily closed the chat box with Xie Rong, and decided to have a cold war with Xie Rong... 48, forget it, I can't bear it, 24 hours is better!

Xie Rong, on the other hand, looked at Luo Qingyi's quiet chat bar, and touched his chin: It seems that Qi Haoyu was right, for a little guy like Tsing Yi, the best way is to fight poison with poison.