Is a male god not a goddess

"Meow--"

After Xie Xiaomiao let out a cry, she jumped off the sofa, looked at the two owners who were sticky on the sofa, licked her paws with disdain, and then walked out of the room gracefully.

Not long after sending Xu Zhuoying away, Luo Qingyi finally realized his wish to raise a cat. The sun was good that day. After eating, Luo Qingyi saw the little milk cat curled up on Xie Rong's wheel, the milk cat The whole body was pitch black, if it wasn't for Luo Qingyi's sharp eyes, perhaps this poor little cat would have been buried in the wheel today.

After seeing the kitten, Luo Qingyi's entire face lit up. After confirming that it was an abandoned kitten, Luo Qingyi and Xie Rong adopted it. After Luo Qingyi's unremitting efforts, Finally finalized the name of the little Naimiao - Xie Xiaomiao.

Although this name aroused protests from Xie Rong and Xie Meng, Luo Qingyi ruthlessly suppressed it in the end.

When the kitten first arrived home, he was a little shy, but with time, a veteran cadre such as Xie Rong could turn into an old hooligan, let alone a kitten that was a bit scary?

Under Luo Qingyi's unremitting efforts, Xie Xiaomiao finally got close to his two shit-shoveling officers, and became a little prince from an unwanted cabbage.

Xie Xiaomiao originally thought that when he and the two shit-shoveling officers would continue to live in love with each other like this, the shit-shoveling officer who picked it up suddenly disappeared. Xie Xiaomiao didn't know why, but it was vaguely I heard words like "study abroad" and "three years later..." from a good-looking young lady.

After the beautiful shit-shoveling officer left, the young lady who originally lived in the house also left shortly after the beautiful shit-shoveling officer left, as if she had a fiancé and fell in love with her man.

As a little eunuch, Xie Xiaomiao can't quite understand Miss Sister's actions, but Xie Xiaomiao knows that after the beautiful shit-shoveling officer and young lady have left, the time for the fierce shit-shoveling officer to come back every day becomes very slow. Night.

If it wasn't for the fact that the shit-shoveling officer is still conscious and would help him shovel shit every day, Xie Xiaomiao swears, he would definitely turn the two-legged sofa into cloth strips!

Later, Xie Xiaomiao could also see the beautiful shit-shoveling officer, but for some reason, he could hear voices and see people, but he couldn’t jump on the shit-shoveling officer. Once he tried to jump, As a result, the beautiful shit-shoveling officer disappeared.

Later, Xie Xiaomiao seemed to understand that the thing that can let it see the shit-shoveling officer is called a computer. The shit-shoveling officer it sees is not the real shit-shoveling officer, but a portrait of the shit-shoveling officer. Xie Xiaomiao doesn't quite understand the shit officer's explanation... The world of Twolegs is really complicated.

Time passed by like this bit by bit, the shit shoveler seemed to be doing the same thing day after day, but Xie Xiaomiao knew that the fierce shit shoveler missed the beautiful shit shoveler, Because it often sees the fierce shit-shoveling officer looking at the immobile and beautiful shit-shoveling officer, Twolegs said that it seemed to be called a photo.

Occasionally, the fierce shit-shoveling officer will give it to the beautiful sister for a period of time. Although the pretty sister's shit-shoveling skills are not very good, but for her beauty, Xie Xiaomiao reluctantly accepts it. .

After staying at the beautiful sister's house for a few times, when she was taken back by the fierce shit-shoveling officer, Xie Xiaomiao found that the beautiful shit-shoveling officer had also returned to the house, not on that computer, It's not a photo, is it a real shit shovel officer?

Thinking of this, Xie Xiaomiao jumped onto the poop shovel officer, and then felt a familiar touch, and there was a conversation between the two poop shovel officers:

"I've been abroad for three years, Xiao Miao seems to still remember me, judging by its appearance just now, it must be missing me!"

"Do you only care if it misses you?"

"You come to see me every day, I already knew you missed me!"

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Hearing this conversation, Xie Xiaomiao jumped off the shit-shoveling officer's lap. The Two-legged beast is really weird, what does it want or not... It just hasn't seen the shit-shoveling officer for a long time, it's just a little strange!

In the days that followed, Xie Xiaomiao obviously found that the vicious shit-shoveling officer had changed. Unlike before, he came back very late. Now the vicious shit-shoveling officer would come back to eat every day. The shit shovel officer doesn't seem to be so fierce anymore, with a lot of smiles on his face.

I really can't understand these shit-shoveling officers, they look different every day!

Xie Xiaomiao patrolled his territory. In Xie's house, the whole house was his own territory in Xie Xiaomiao's eyes.

Not long after the beautiful shit shoveler came back, there were a lot of two-legged beasts in the house where there were only two two-legged beasts. There were beautiful ladies, beautiful aunts, and strange grandpas. The shit shoveler has something to do with it.

Xie Xiaomiao doesn't quite understand the connection between people in this big house, and can only understand sporadic words such as "parents", "friends", "graduation", "engagement"... The world of Twolegs is really Let Meow not understand.

After this group of two-legged beasts lived in the house for two days, Xie Xiaomiao was woken up by the excrement shovel officer early in the morning. .

Xie Xiaomiao remembered that day it was held down by people to take a bath. Stupid Twolegs, where do they need to take a bath?

Immediately afterwards, Twolegs put on a strange dress for it. It's not the stupid dog next door. What kind of clothes should it wear?But seeing that the clothes on the two shit-shoveling officers were similar to his own, Xie Xiaomiao couldn't bear it.

Later, Twolegs still hung a box under its neck, which was strange, I don't know what it was, it seemed like a wedding ring, and then let it run around a red street stall, if It's not because the shit shovel officer promised to give it a big basket of dried fish after the incident, so it doesn't want to bother with these boring two-legged beasts.

Although it was not very happy that day, the two shit-shoveling officers seemed to be very happy, especially the fierce shit-shoveling officer, whose face was almost smiling like a flower, um, it was so ugly.

Originally, Xie Xiaomiao didn't care much about what happened that day, but what Xie Xiaomiao didn't expect was that the house where he was allowed to run casually before was not like this today. The two shit-shoveling officers hid behind the room, Actually shut it out?

It just doesn't make sense!

But the shit-shoveling officer seems to have forgotten that the balcony in the next room can be jumped over, and Xie Xiaomiao did so. After jumping over, Xie Xiaomiao discovered a strange scene.

The two shit-shoveling officers were lying on the bed together, not knowing what they were doing. The fierce shit-shoveling officer pressed the beautiful shit-shoveling officer under him, as if he was bullying him, but he didn't seem to be.

But Xie Xiaomiao didn't think it was bullying. How could the fierce shit-shoveling officer like the beautiful shit-shoveling officer so willingly to bully him?

So after seeing the picture in front of him, Xie Xiaomiao just tilted his head and didn't move forward to stop it.

That night, Xie Xiaomiao saw a lot of pictures. The beautiful shit-shoveling officer first hugged the fierce shit-shoveling officer and said it was comfortable, then said hurry up, and then said don't stop, although he couldn't understand what the two of them were doing Nothing, but it seems very comfortable.

But it didn't take long before the words of the beautiful shit-shoveling officer changed, either she didn't want something, it was too fast, or she just walked away or something...

Two-legged beasts are really fickle. Seeing this, Xie Xiaomiao licked her paws, feeling that the picture in front of her was a little boring, and quietly retreated from the window sill. After playing around, Xie Xiaomiao felt a little tired Yes, and walked outside the poo-shoveling officer's balcony, this place is Xie Xiaomiao's favorite place.

The first ray of sunlight in the morning will shine here every morning, making Xie Xiaomiao feel very comfortable, but after walking outside the balcony, Xie Xiaomiao realized that today's balcony does not seem to be suitable for it, because the two-legged beast in the house seems to be Still playing the game from last night, not only the excrement shoveler screams, but also the creaking sound of the bed, it's really annoying!

In the next few days, it found that the beautiful shit-shoveling officer had been lying on the bed, and the fierce shit-shoveling officer had been taking care of him at home. Was he sick?

But watching the beautiful shit-shoveling officer drive the fierce shit-shoveling officer out of the room, it doesn't seem like he's sick?

The body structure of the two-legged beast is so complicated that Meow can't figure it out.

In the days that followed, Xie Xiaomiao discovered that the shit-shoveling officer seemed to be very keen on the games he played in the bedroom that day, and it wasn't even limited to the bedroom. Sometimes it was the kitchen, sometimes it was the study room, and sometimes it was the dining room. Like today, I played again on the sofa in the living room.

As a qualified and beautiful little eunuch, Xie Xiaomiao doesn’t quite understand what’s so interesting about this game, and why the shit-shoveling officer is so keen on it. In the end, Xie Xiaomiao can only attribute this matter to the fact that Twolegs are too boring .

Thinking of this, Xie Xiaomiao licked his paws, the Twolegs are really pitiful, is it because the dried fish is not tasty or the stupid dogs outside are not fun?Can only play these games.

Hearing the familiar cry from the room, Miao Xiaomi walked out of the house. According to its past experience, the two shit shovelers would play this game for a long time every time, and it still Go play with the stupid dog next door.

Due to the shit-shoveling officer's practice of playing games anytime and anywhere, Xie Xiaomiao made a major decision:

Tonight, let the shit shoveler add dried fish to himself!