Everyone is attacking me

The military parade is on the first day of the Yuan Dynasty. Before that, it was the most important New Year's Eve in the year of Wei Dynasty. The New Year's Eve in the palace is different from that outside the palace. The royal family members entered the palace one after another in the morning. The female relatives went to visit the queen mother, and the men also came to see them After the Yuan and Qing emperors, the families of the concubines were also allowed to enter the palace to meet each other on this day, and the palace people, from New Year's Eve to Shangyuan, had a fixed time to meet their families every day in batches.

This time, Song Jie has already met people, and afterward, he conducted a special investigation on the Song family and knew which one was which, so he didn't let the queen mother come forward, and each of them met alone in their respective palaces. It's not surprising that there will be changes, as long as he controls it and doesn't go too far.

Emperor Yuan Qing was busy almost from the moment he opened his eyes in the morning.

After taking the Jingmian crown and taking the clothes, there is no time for breakfast. First, I went to each hall to burn incense, and after a round, I went to the Ciming Hall to have a meal with the Empress Dowager.

After breakfast, I started to write blessings, and sent someone to send them to all the ministers, including Liu He, together with the statue of door god Zhong Kui that had been engraved earlier.

The year-end awards were also sent along with him, as well as the year-end evaluation written by himself. The evaluation was originally between officials from the top to the bottom. After the evaluation, the evaluation is the actions of the officials over the past year.

He absorbed the accounting method and the style of the class schedule and grade sheet formulated by Xia Chan and the others, and made a year-end evaluation sheet for officials.

The list begins with a table, the vertical row on the left is the affairs that the relevant officials are responsible for, and the horizontal row at the top is extremely poor, poor, average, qualified, excellent, and excellent. In this way, it is clear which one is done.

Below the form are the comments that he personally wrote and stamped. After half a year of listening, Emperor Yuan and Qing had a very clear understanding of the real behavior of these Beijing officials above the third rank. These comments took him half a month to complete. Yes, just fill in the form after ticking off the form.

The amount of the year-end bonus is related to the evaluation and distributed according to the evaluation results.

In the vision of the Yuan and Qing emperors, this item will be kept as a regulation in the future, and it will come once at the end of each year in the future.

Because this was the first time, he didn't exaggerate it too much. He originally planned to set up all kinds of pennants and send them there together. Since it was just implemented, he gave the ministers a chance first.

However, the evaluation of officials will be properly disclosed in the Times, especially if more than five excellent candidates are obtained, it will be used to stimulate other officials.

In the blink of an eye, Shen Shi was busy. According to the rules, the Yuan and Qing emperors should have a banquet for all clan relatives in the Daqing Hall, which is considered a family banquet.

This time is no better than the Mid-Autumn Festival. Except for those who can’t walk, all the registered clan relatives have come, and even the baby is held by the nanny, and even the queen who is “pregnant with Liujia” and about to give birth in half a month has a big belly Attend.

Because it was New Year's Eve, coupled with all the things that happened this year, Emperor Yuan Qing was in a very good mood, and his face towards everyone was much more relaxed.

For a while, they exchanged words and laughed at Yan Yan.

Emperor Yuan and Qing held a banquet with three cups of wine. According to the custom, eunuchs would go door to door to deliver banquets to ministers.

"I told you to send it to King Su, are you ready?" He beckoned Xia Gong to come sideways.

Since there will be a military parade tomorrow morning, the emperor's uncle will not come to the family banquet. Guarding the [-] imperial troops outside the city that will be paraded tomorrow is of great importance and we have to be more cautious.

Xia Gong leaned over and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, everything has been prepared, and the prince will be warm when he takes care of it."

[Neglect No one dares to ignore this. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing waved his hand and told him to stand back.

Because of the Empress Dowager, this year's family banquet has too much food, and a lot of thought has been spent on this banquet, one after another is served continuously, with a strong fragrance.

In the center of the main hall, the female performers in the opera garden dance gracefully.

The Yuan and Qing emperors turned sideways towards the queen: "Is this also one of the Spring Festival Gala programs?"

With the previous Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala that the Empress and the others talked about is not unfamiliar, but according to what they said, this time it will be more grand and grand, and how to do it as early as two months ago. Said it was guaranteed to give him a perfect and unforgettable Spring Festival Gala.

However, New Year's Eve is a family banquet, and the Spring Festival Gala will be held tomorrow, when it will be performed in front of the ministers and envoys from all over the world. Today, I only picked a few programs for the clan relatives to watch. According to Song Jie's heartfelt wishes, it is also a rehearsal by the way.

The queen was "pregnant" and couldn't eat as much as she wanted in front of everyone, so she picked up a few chopsticks and rested with the stove in her hand, and said, "I see it should be."

Because the White Snake and Shaobao did a great job, the Queen handed over the Spring Festival Gala to Song Jie, which saved him from daydreaming.

After all, Song Jie is a man, the shock and novelty of his sexual transformation have passed, if he is free, he will get into a dead end if he is not sure.

"I know!" Xia Chan who was standing beside the queen immediately interjected excitedly, "The name of the dance is Caiwei! I suggested it!"

She smiled and said: "This is the version without singing and drinking. If there is a performance tomorrow, there will be singers to accompany the singing, and the singing is Caiwei."

In fact, the geisha in Liyuan are professional dancers, and they don’t need to go back to the old style at all. She is just giving some advice on the arrangement of the dance lineup and the costumes and props based on the perspective of later generations.

Emperor Yuanqing glanced at Xia Chan, and frowned almost imperceptibly.

The queen's eyes moved, and she put her hand on Xia Chan's arm: "I'm going to change clothes, you support me."

【This child, I forgot what I told her. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing frowned when he saw this, he was relieved to have the empress, but what happened in the future proved that he was too relieved, and Xia Chan caused him a disaster in the near future.

The family feast lasted for more than an hour, from sunset to dark, and when Xu hour came, the grand Nuo ceremony began.

The Nuo Ritual is the ritual of Nuo Sacrifice. It has been popular since the Shang and Zhou Dynasties. You have to go around the entire Chang'an city.

Yuan and Qing emperors walked out of the Daqing Hall, and the exorcising team was already waiting in line in the square in front of the hall. It was not the first time that the empress had seen her.

[I'm going, this looks like an ancient cosplay! 】

Song Jae, who had no memory of meeting him for the first time, almost blurted out.

Liang Cairen and Xia Chan also looked at it strangely.

There are generals in armor and cloaks, soldiers with golden guns and dragon banners, and judge Zhong Kui wearing a mask or directly drawing the face of the Earth Kitchen God, etc. There are always thousands of people in the square.

Following the order of Emperor Yuan and Qing, they marched forward with drums, walked around the square of Daqing Palace in a mighty way, then passed through Chengtian Gate, circled around the outside of the imperial city, and then walked out from Zhuque Gate, wandering in Chang'an City .

There is no curfew on New Year's Eve. People will come out to watch the excitement, and some will even join in, especially young girls. Emperor Yuan and Qing have to order the guards in the capital to step up patrols every year. This year, they can relax a bit. Now there are five meters of guards on Zhuquemen Avenue. So, tonight, even a thief and trafficker who wants to take advantage of the opportunity to do some bad things has to weigh it first.

The exorcising team walked away with the sound of drums, and Emperor Yuan and Qing dispersed the clan. When they went back to watch the year, they didn't have to accompany him. He was the same as in previous years, just guarding with the empress dowager.

But this year there are more Liang Cairen and his entourage, and Yuan Pei went to the palace early this morning to change into women's clothes because he was going to attend the family banquet. Except for Shao Yan who was with King Su outside the city, most of them gathered.

The Ciming Hall was very lively for a while.

The emperor of Yuan and Qing slumped on the couch while eating night snacks and watching Changle Xia Chan and the others play around. The empress dowager and the empress next to him wrapped the corners with their own hands on the table, saying that according to the rules of their world, they must eat corners during the Chinese New Year. It will work, and it must be wrapped by hand on New Year's Eve, and it will be cooked on the first day.

As for the noble concubine, she silently held a small stool to help the queen on the other side away from the Yuan and Qing emperors.

Changle and the others are playing a game called You Bi Guess, Changle Xia Chan Liang Cairen is in a group, Song Jie Liang Pingan Yuan Pei is in a group.

This will be Song Jie gesturing to Yuan Pei guess, the emperor Yuan Qing sits at an angle where he can see the title on the paper.

"Two words!" Song Jie glanced at the inscription and immediately put his palms together and jumped lightly on the top of his head, "Uh, uh—"

"Diving!" Yuan Pei interrupted him.

"That's right!" Song Jie's eyes lit up, "The next one, uh, is a fairy tale!" As he spoke, he immediately collapsed on the ground, with his legs together and his hands on his hips, posing in a seductive pose.

"Mermaid!"

"Nice!" Song Jie immediately got up and continued. He was stunned when he saw this question, licked his lips, and his face suddenly turned red.

Yuan Pei raised his eyebrows: "Shy? Blushing? Blushing?"

"Ahem..." Song Jie blushed even more, he didn't dare to meet Yuan Pei's gaze.

Holding the inscription board, Xia Chan turned over and glanced at it, and rolled her eyes fiercely.

Damn it's just artificial respiration, she thought someone wrote some forbidden words!

Listening to Song Jie's crazily howling in his heart, Emperor Yuan Qing faintly seemed to see the emperor's uncle who hadn't talked to him before, who was as stupid as he was, so he couldn't help smiling.

"Four words, a first aid method..." Song Jie raised his head suddenly, and blew a kiss to Yuan Pei. After the comparison, he was not shy, and laughed a few times himself.

"Artificial respiration." Yuan Pei decisively patted the air, and patted away Song Jie's blowing kiss. Liang Cairen happened to be next to him, and immediately patted it towards Xia Chan.

Xia Chan laughed and waved, and patted Princess Changle. Princess Changle was taken aback, and then hurriedly patted the concubine. The concubine blinked, and subconsciously patted on the queen next to her. The queen patted the queen mother, and the queen mother followed their example , raised the rolling pin and patted it to Emperor Yuan and Qing.

Emperor Yuan Qing was very cooperative, and with a wave of his hand, he went straight to Liang Pingan who was beside Song Jie. Liang Pingan made a gesture of catching in the air, and then decisively slapped Song Jie.

A kiss went around and was finally returned to Song Jie.

Song Jie was aggrieved, and everyone laughed.

After laughing and the game continued, Xia Chan turned over the cardboard, and Song Jie immediately let out a barbell-like laugh, and said while laughing: "What do you want to say when you confess to someone..."

【Hee hee hee hee hee hee...】

Yuan Pei caressed her lips and smiled, then took a big step forward and faced Song Jie face to face: "I love you."

【Okay, okay, I'll satisfy you. 】

"Aww!!" Xia Chan hugged the cardboard into her arms and rubbed it hard.

Liang Cairen and Liang Ping'an also booed, and Princess Changle held her face in embarrassment.

"No." Song Jie was dazzled by the sudden close-up beauty, and said foolishly, "It's four words."

Yuan Pei stretched out his hand and tugged at Song Jie's cheek, which was still covered with baby fat: "I like you."

"Ouch!"

"Kiss one, kiss one!!"

The atmosphere instantly heated up, and everyone booed.

Emperor Yuan Qing also yelled. He probably understood why his grandfather liked to watch the concubines grind their mirrors. Not to mention the real gender of Song Jie and Yuan Pei, it was indeed pleasing to the eye and eye to see two beautiful women getting intimate. heartbeat.

However, he doesn't want Song Jie and Yuan Pei to be really involved. Although he has no objection to the relationship between the traversers, Yuan Pei is the only exception, because he must stay in Dawei. If he has involvement and ties, it is very likely that he will stay with him.

In his heart, he doesn't want any of the traversers to stay, because no one can guarantee that they will maintain such a peaceful relationship in the future. Once they don't need to go back, they don't need his help to complete the task, which means completely Freed from his shackles, no one can predict what will happen in the future.

If he must stay, he also hopes to be a time-traveling woman, not a time-traveling man. Although he doesn't think Song Jie's ability can make it possible to go to America to establish a country, but if he succeeds, it will be more troublesome then.

But these are all hypotheses, as far as it is concerned, Yuan Pei has no interest in Song Jie at all, and what Song Jie likes is only Yuan Pei in women's clothing.

The booing from the crowd gave Song Jie strength. He was playing anyway, so there was nothing embarrassing or embarrassing. He pouted decisively and deliberately pounced on him. However, when he was halfway to the card owner, Yuan Pei stretched out a finger and pressed his hand. Forehead, back a little forcefully, and waved him away: "It's almost done."

The crowd laughed.

This is the most lively New Year's Eve that the Yuan and Qing emperors had so far. After the father and mother left, he and the queen mother stayed together to watch the new year. At first, there were the nanny, the emperor's uncle, and Gao Yan. Later, the nanny left the palace and the emperor's uncle remained. Later, even the emperor's uncle left. Although there was a queen again, they just stayed in order to watch the new year. How could it be as lively as it is now.

It's a pity that the emperor's uncle is not here. He glanced at the window covered by the curtains. In the past, the emperor would try his best to come back to gather with him no matter what. Now that the war has calmed down, they are separated from each other. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Stay with Uncle Huang.

"Do you want to play, Your Majesty?" The queen smiled, "Let me compare, what do you think, Your Majesty?"

【Poor baby, look at this love story. 】

Seeing everyone looking over, Emperor Yuanqing hesitated for a moment, threw the Osmanthus beans in his hand back into the storage box, took out a tissue and wiped his hands while standing up and smiling, "Okay."

Immediately put aside that point of worry and plunge into the hilarity.

The author has something to say: Exorcising Nuo should be the earliest cosplay, and the customs of Nuo ceremony refer to Song Dynasty, which is recorded in Tokyo Menghualu.