Everyone is attacking me

I don’t know when and in Hezhou, there was a young man named Bao, because he was born with dark skin, everyone called him Bao Heitan. He came from a low family background. He grew up with his father among the dead bodies since he was a child, and he learned the autopsy skills handed down from his family. In that year, my father went out to meet friends one day, but he never came back.

Bao Heitan and his mother searched all over the prefecture for more than half a year, but his father disappeared without a trace.

His father disappeared, his mother became ill, and she spent all her family money but was unable to be cured. In the end, she passed away, and Bao Heitan became an orphan since then.

Qingmei, who had swam with him on the Qixi Festival and swore an oath, also alienated him, and soon fell in love with a dude, and since then she left the lowly status.

Bao Heitan was unbearably saddened and heartbroken. On a dark and stormy night, he climbed to the high mountains in the suburbs, and swore to Yue that he would be famous. Unexpectedly, a thunderbolt fell directly on him and waited for him the next day. When I woke up, I found that a crescent had been cut out between my brows, from which I obtained knowledge of deductive reasoning and law.

"Wait, why do I feel like I've seen this episode somewhere before?" Xia Chan interrupted Liang Pingan's reading.

It was rare for Song Jie not to hate her, and stood by her side: "This is basically the classic opening of a little bit of Ma Wen. It comes up with the story of dead parents retiring their marriage. I said that you are not too perfunctory in writing like this?"

After complaining, he looked at Shang Yuan Pei's gaze, and immediately retracted.

[Forget it, I don't care about my daughter.... 】

Yuan Pei retracted his gaze and said: "Since you say it is a classic, it naturally has its value. In your opinion, this kind of routine is already tired, but it is still very fresh to people in this time and space. The protagonist has an ordinary background. Only by going through ups and downs can he highlight his future success, since it is intended to be used by the common people for popular science, the more ordinary the better, there is no sense of substitution at all with scholars."

[If you don’t set it up like this, how can you improve the status of the author? 】

The queen suddenly burst into laughter, covered her mouth, and waved her hands while suppressing her laughter: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just remembered Sailor Moon, and I split the crescent moon, puff..."

【Sailor Moon, haha...】

"puff……"

Everyone laughed when they heard the words.

"For love and justice, nothing wrong..."

"So it's better to call the beautiful boy Bao Heitan, hahaha."

……

Emperor Yuan Qing didn't understand their jokes, so he could only wave his hand to signal Liang Pingan to continue: "Keep reading."

Liang Ping'an held back his laughter, and began to recite with emotion.

Bao Heitan quickly discovered the benefits of God-given abilities. He could easily judge what a person had just done, what he was going to do, and even a rough idea of ​​a person's life.

Emperor Yuan Qing listened with great interest, and couldn't help asking: "Is there such a thing as being able to see through others?"

Yuan Pei said: "Yes, but this requires a person to have a wealth of knowledge, keen observation, smart mind, rational thinking and memory, and perhaps more experience. Generally speaking, he can achieve the ultimate There are very few people."

[Otherwise, how could Holmes be so popular. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing nodded to signal Liang Ping'an to continue.

With such ability, Bao Heitan found out that his father's disappearance was not accidental but man-made after searching for several of his father's colleagues.

In order to find out the truth about his father's disappearance, Bao Heitan took over from his father and took the initiative to transfer to Qingshan County. I am bringing my family to take up the post.

"Pfft—" Xia Chan spewed out the tea, "Gongsun, cough cough..."

Liang Cairen helped her add: "Why did Gongsun Ce come out with his family? Isn't he a good friend of Bao Zheng's childhood sweetheart?"

[Bao Ce cannot be dismantled! ! 】

Xia Chan coughed and waved her hands, no, that's not what she meant.

Yuan Pei understood Liang Cairen's meaning in seconds, and said: "Gongsun Ce is a fictional character in the novel. There is no him in history. The image of each novel version is different. In my version, he has already married a wife and had children. It's impossible to be with Bao Zheng. After all, I've become a county lieutenant. It's unreasonable not to be married yet. Besides, in order to avoid troubles for Bao Zheng, I even omitted Bao Zheng's name. Now I'm called Bao Heitan, and I'll call it Bao Zheng in the future. blue sky."

Xia Chan finally finished coughing: "You are not a young Bao Qingtian at all!"

[This is different from what I have seen! 】

Yuan Pei spread his hands: "Why not, I didn't say it was the young Bao Zheng, the young - Bao Qingtian - Bao Heitan, what's the problem?"

Xia Chan and Liang Cai were silent.

The queen asked curiously, "What about Zhan Zhao? If Gongsun Ce has it, Zhan Zhao will too, right?"

[Red Clothes Zhan Zhao, the first male god. 】

Liang Cairen's expression lit up again: "Bai Yutang! Chin-fur mouse! You can't tear down the cat and mouse, can you?"

[Aww, cats and mice can't be dismantled! 】

Emperor Yuan and Qing finally understood what a rotten girl meant. In the eyes of Liang Cairen, no man could make a couple.

Yuan Pei smiled and said, "Zhan Zhao will definitely have one. Of course, the Audio-Technica cannot be dismantled, but he will appear a little later than Gongsun Ce."

He raised his hand to signal Liang Pingan to continue.

The two people who came to work met in an inn in the suburbs. In this inn, the first case happened. A businessman died strangely in the guest room that night.

Gongsun Ce immediately revealed his identity as a county lieutenant and launched an investigation. Bao Zheng, regardless of the contempt of others, confessed his identity as a co-author, and used his acquired ability to successfully solve the case. Went to the county together.

As soon as the two arrived at the county government, they saw someone beating drums and calling for injustice.

"And then?" Seeing Liang Ping'an stop, Xia Chan asked.

"And then it's gone." Liang Ping'an turned the manuscript to everyone, "This is the last one, there will be no more."

Everyone immediately looked at Yuan Pei in unison.

No matter how strong Yuan Pei's mentality is, being stared at by several people, especially the emperor among them, it is inevitable that he will be embarrassed: "I am writing, I am writing, I thought it would be very simple to write, and I will not know until I really do it." It’s still a bit difficult, um, isn’t the Times published every ten days, I promise to deliver the manuscript before the next publication.”

【So did I dig a hole for myself? 】

Xia Chan and the others could only regret to wait for the update, Yuan Pei's aura made them dare not make trouble with him.

However, Emperor Yuan Qing had no such scruples at all, and frowned, "Can't you hurry up? I want to see it now."

"How about it." He said, "You stay in the palace for a few days and concentrate on writing books. If you need anything, just find someone to tell me, and I will answer you, how about it?"

【Oh...】

【Excellent, my lord. 】

【Hahaha, good job!Made something I've always wanted to do!Those cheating articles should be circled and released after the end! 】

Yuan Pei: ...

The head of state speaks, what else can he say, write it.

Not to mention Yuan Pei buried his head in writing the manuscript. After September, the spicy peppers planted by the Queen Mother finally came to harvest. A bunch of red peppers were strung together by the Queen Mother and hung under the eaves. There were also bunches of corn hung on the same line. The Queen Mother Every time Liang Cairen and the others come to the Temple of Ciming, they feel like they have gone through time and space on the wrong set.

Emperor Yuan Qing was fine, he felt that the red and golden colors were very festive.

After the queen mother harvested the first batch of spicy peppers, she invited everyone to fulfill her promise of making a table full of spicy peppers for everyone.

The Empress Dowager had a banquet, including Su Wang An Wang Taifu all entered the palace.

"It's the first time our bodies have eaten spicy food. Is there really no problem?" Liang Cairen sat down and was a little worried.

[What if La collapses? 】

Xia Chan looked at the bubbling hot pot in front of her, drooling: "I don't care if there is a problem or not, I can't help it, even if there is a problem, I will eat it!"

[Aww, I can finally eat spicy hot pot! 】

Liang Pingan said: "Of course we have thought of this a long time ago. Don't forget Princess Changle. I asked her. She has medicine to protect the stomach. As long as you don't eat very spicy food, there will be no problem."

Princess Changle stretched out her hands when she heard the words, and there was a handful of pills in her palm, and she gave them to everyone one by one.

Emperor Yuan Qing swallowed the pill and was about to chew it into pieces, when there was an extra glass of juice in front of his eyes, he knew without thinking that it must be the emperor's uncle.

Sure enough, King Su lifted the glass up and brought a straw made of straw to his mouth: "It's a bit bitter, don't chew it up, Your Majesty, just swallow it with water."

[Yuan Yuan is most afraid of suffering. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing wanted to say that he was not afraid a long time ago, but when he thought that his uncle had left Beijing for eight years, he still remembered all his past preferences, so he swallowed his words, took a sip of orange juice with his hand, Flush the pill down.

"Thank you, Uncle."

Then, as if he didn't see the dark and meaningful eyes of everyone, he picked up the chopsticks and said, "Open the chopsticks."

Everyone ate a meal with enthusiasm, because it was the first time to eat spicy food, the amount of spicy food was actually not large, according to the Queen Mother, it was only mildly spicy, but except for Shao Yan, everyone's taste buds tasted real spicy food for the first time , In the past, it was peppery at most, which is spicy enough.

Among them, Yi Taifu and Xia Chan ate the most happily. The queen mother had tasted it alone before, but now it is fine.

Emperor Yuan and Qing finally understood why the Empress Dowager admired spicy food so much. Spicy food was really delicious. His tongue was about to explode, but his hands couldn’t help but continued to pick up food. It was like an addiction, which made people unable to stop.

Especially hot pot, after eating the whole body sweats.

Before he could stretch out his hand, someone handed him a tissue and a wet handkerchief prepared in advance.

Emperor Yuanqing took it naturally, wiped his sweat with toilet paper, wiped his face with a wet handkerchief, handed it out very naturally after wiping, and when the handkerchief was taken away by the emperor's uncle, he looked at the empty hand and was suddenly stunned. for a moment.

It seems that unconsciously, he got used to the emperor's uncle's small actions and his attitude towards him. No, it's not so much a habit, it's better to say that he has actually acquiesced in his heart that the emperor's uncle likes him, because he acquiesced, So no matter what the uncle did to him or what he thought, it seemed to be a matter of course, without the previous shock and entanglement.

Moment mood a little complicated.

Just as it was getting complicated, Uncle Huang's heartfelt voice came out suddenly:

[The veil wiped by Yuan Yuan. 】

[The vermilion lips haven’t moved, but I feel the fragrance of the mouth... the lips of the peony with white teeth...]

Emperor Yuan and Qing: ...

Forget it, he should continue to struggle.

The author has something to say: Well, the first sentence comes from Wei Zhuang's "Jiangchengzi A Crystal Curtain"

Kind and tender, sentimental and easily hurt, the leak is longer, and the mandarin duck is solved.The vermilion lips did not move, but I felt the fragrance of the mouth.Slowly uncover the embroidered quilt and pull out the bright wrist, move the phoenix pillow, and pillow the sandalwood man.

The bun is messy and the eyebrows are long. Go out of the orchid room, don't be Tanlang.The horns whimpered, and the stars faded away.Lu Lengyue's disabled people are still alive, and they can't stay, crying a thousand lines.

Well, this meaning is easy to understand. If you don’t look at the next line, the previous description is very explicit.

The second sentence is the lips of white teeth and peony, this, ahem, comes from "The Great Joy of Yin and Yang in the World" written by Bai Juyi's brother Bai Xingjian. You can know what it is written by looking at the name. Interested friends can search Take a look, it's beautifully described and detailed.