Everyone is attacking me

Chapter 55 What Happened? !

Suddenly the eyes met, Su Wang was a little flustered, especially when he was thinking about something ulterior, his dark pupils obviously vibrated and moved twice.

Emperor Yuanqing was at ease. He had already established enough new cognitions for King Su in his heart, and he was also used to his inner voice. He was about to look away when his heart suddenly moved, and a cunning flashed across his eyes. Not only did he not move away, but instead Stare straight at him.

Then, visible to the naked eye, the uncle's ears and neck were dyed red like a smudge painting, almost burning his face.

Even the voice in his heart stammered: [Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuanwei, why do you look at me like this, don’t tell me...]

Emperor Yuanqing was very happy in his heart, tried hard to hold back his laughter, and stretched out his hand to him with a calm face.

[! ! !Yuanyuan, what is this for?Could it be...] The redness on the ears and neck could no longer be suppressed, it spread to the face, the original serious expression could no longer be tense, showing surprise, 【... Yuan Yuan wants to... touch, touch me? ! 】

Emperor Yuan Qing can guarantee that he heard the voice of elation at this moment. He quickly touched the uncle's ear, then pinched a petal, and said innocently: "There is a petal in the uncle's hair, I think it is just left."

……

King Su froze, his mind and expression went blank.

Emperor Yuan Qing couldn't hear his heart, but just looking at his expression at the moment was enough to satisfy the evil taste in his heart. After appreciating it, he turned his head back very naturally, and then covered his lips with a teacup and long sleeves, speaking loudly laugh.

Uncle Huang can't always tease him with his heart, he should also fight back and ask Uncle Huang to try, let him also taste this irrefutable depression, and Uncle Huang's reaction is so interesting that he can't help thinking about it. Come again next time.

After Xia Chan sang a song to celebrate the newlyweds, everyone cheered and applauded. The queen mother who dominated the drum was especially happy, waving the drumsticks to match the rhythm for everyone.

Liang Ping'an raised his finger and whistled a few times: "Okay, one more!"

Song Jie stood up immediately, slapped the popcorn in his hand, and said vaguely: "I've already sung two songs, it's my turn!" After speaking, he jumped onto the stage before everyone objected.

Xia Chan originally planned to sing only one song, and had no intention of continuing. She performed in full view of the audience, but she didn't feel it during the performance. Instead, she became shy after the performance, ran off the stage, and hid beside the queen.

It was the first time for Emperor Yuan Qing to see her so shy, so he was unavoidably surprised.

Song Jie got on the stage and went straight to the other corner of the stage, he moved a small table over, the table was covered with a cloth, and there were some messy gadgets on it, he stood up and turned his head when he was finished, and said with a smile : "Hello everyone, what I want to perform is magic." With a light cough, "Because of props and technical problems, there may be mistakes, please don't laugh, give me love and encouragement, thank you."

"Oh, if you still understand, don't expose it, thank you again."

After speaking, he blew two kisses to everyone in succession.

Emperor Yuan and Qing imitated the empress and the others smiled and applauded.

Without the familiar modern material, Song Jie’s magic performance is doomed to be wrong. The petals of the transformed flower fall off in half, and the colorful silk is broken in half. He jumped up and down, ran to the corner and shrank, and pointed his butt at him.

"Hahaha……"

Although he made mistakes one after another, everyone was laughing and leaning forward and backward with laughter.

"Come, come, come down." Liang Pingan held the jug in one hand and the wine glass in the other, "Not to mention anything else, I will punish you with three glasses." Seeing Song Jie's anger, he said angrily, "Is it a man? If you are a man, you will be happy." point!"

[This kid is so funny. 】

"It goes without saying, it must be!" Song Jie immediately ignored the embarrassment, and ran down to punish himself with three cups, poured himself another cup after drinking, and rushed to the crowd, "Come on, let's have a drink together !"

【It's better to be alone than to be happy together, I can't be the only one out of luck. 】

Emperor Yuan and Qing didn't drink very well, and basically poured five cups. No matter what kind of banquet, he never drank alcohol, or he didn't drink real wine. Naturally, others can't know that his alcohol capacity is low. Every time he drinks Liang Always change the water in advance.

No more than five people knew about this, except for Liang Zhong, only the Queen and King Su knew about it, not even the Queen Mother and Taifu.

The queen said to Princess Changle: "This is the cherry wine we brewed earlier. It is mainly sweet. It is specially opened for tonight. It's okay to drink some." Although she said to Princess Changle, she looked at Yuanqing God glanced.

[Baby's drinking capacity, when the distilled wine is made out later, wouldn't it be half a glass? 】

Emperor Yuanqing gave the queen a helpless look. He also wanted to toast and drink like ordinary people, but he just couldn't drink it. He sighed in his heart and took a sip of the cherry wine. It was indeed sweet, without much wine taste. .

King Su was relieved, and helped him fill it up from time to time.

Compared with Song Jie's hilarious laughter, Princess Changle and Shao Yan's performances were much more satisfactory. Princess Changle played a Mid-Autumn Festival song, and Shao Yan punched a set.

When the two were performing, the Queen and Liang Cairen quietly went downstairs, and when they got on the stage, they took off their cloaks, making everyone's eyes shine.

I saw that the queen was actually dressed as a man, with a red brocade robe, red tasseled hair, and eyebrows painted in ink, looking affectionate. Liang Cairen was wearing a water-colored cross-collared waist skirt, which made her look weak and slender, which aroused pity.

Liang Pingan cried out in surprise: "Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu!"

"Wow!" Xia Chan jumped up from the chair, "You guys want to perform Dream of the Red Chamber? When did you practice?"

[I'll go, I'll go, it seems! 】

The queen nodded her lips and made a hush, and even winked at Xia Chan, telling Xia Chan to hold her chest and look like she was about to faint.

Seeing this, Emperor Yuan and Qing couldn't help being interested.

To everyone's astonishment, the queen made a gesture to the imperial concubine. The imperial concubine held a huqin in her arms at some point, and pulled it up after receiving the signal.

Emperor Yuan and Qing burst out laughing, the imperial concubine really is, always unexpected.

Just thinking about it, the singing sounded on the stage:

"One is Langyuan Immortal Flower, the other is Beautiful Jade Flawless..."

Although Emperor Yuan and Qing didn't know who Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu were, the song was good, and the empress and Liang Cairen sang it well.

but--

【Meiyu Wuxia is Yuanyuan, and Langyuan Fairy is me, it’s not that I met him again in this life...】

【Um?Does this sound like a tragedy?No, no, Yuan Yuan and I will definitely not become flowers in the mirror of the moon in the water...]

【Hey, there is no such thing as Yuanyuan and I, it's just my delusion...】

……

Emperor Yuan and Qing, who were forced to listen to the "commentary", silently raised their foreheads.

Probably the queen and Liang Cairen also knew that the song was too sad, and the music became more lively when the music changed. The queen and Liang Cairen looked at each other and changed the libretto.

"Sister Lin fell from the sky..."

This song was sung very cheerfully, and it sounded like Wu Nong whispering in the south of the Yangtze River. Xia Chan and Liang Pingan joined in softly below, and even Shao Yan hummed softly along with it. It seems that this part is familiar to them in their world.

The song was sung quickly, Xia Chan and Song Jie cheered, and they both patted the table and shouted: "Do it again, do it again!" Liang Ping'an and Shao Yan raised their hands in agreement.

The queen mother knocked on the drumstick and booed: "Do it again!"

Infected by the atmosphere, Emperor Yuan Qing also yelled, "Do it again."

As if the pause button had been pressed, everyone looked at him in unison, even the Empress Dowager and King Su were surprised.

【My god, the emperor is probably going to be worn too, right? 】

[This sudden livelyness startled me. 】

[Baby finally looks a little bit better, that's right! 】

[Yuan Yuan really still looks good when she smiles. 】

……

Seeing that the atmosphere was frozen, the queen laughed loudly like the man: "Okay! Since His Majesty has opened his mouth, let's sing it again! Music, come!"

Seeing this, Xia Chan and Song Jie and Liang Ping'an started booing and shouting more violently, and even sang along with the chorus, and Shao Yan and Princess Changle also hummed along.

The Queen and Liang Cairen sang three times in succession before ending in a fiery atmosphere.

Unexpectedly, Xia Chan and Song Jieliang became addicted to coaxing, and shouted with a smile: "Kiss one, kiss one!" Even Shao Yan clapped and booed.

Under the astonished eyes of Emperor Yuan Qing, the queen really hugged Liang Cairen, and kissed her on the cheek near the corner of her mouth. Xia Chan and Song Jie were almost crazy, clapping their hands and howling, Liang Pingan whistled vigorously. Startled, and then quickly shouted, even the imperial concubine couldn't help playing the erhu soundtrack a few times.

Emperor Yuan Qing stared blankly, picked up the fruit wine and drank it down in one gulp, he needed to suppress his shock.

Although there are ancient records about Zilai grinding the mirror, and the harem of his grandfather Shenzong also happened. He even saw the paintings left by his grandfather, but it was far from the impact of seeing it with his own eyes.

So the queen has no intention of him not because he is young, but because he likes women?

Thinking about it, he poured another glass and continued to suppress the shock.

I missed the voices of everyone in the shock, and when I heard it, Uncle Huang's voice filled with envy came: [... If Yuan Yuan can kiss me like this, I will die without regret. 】

Emperor Mo of the Yuan and Qing Dynasties picked up the jug and poured another glass, always feeling that he was about to lose sight of the words "death without regret".

The Queen and Liang Cairen's performance was very popular with everyone. Everyone booed and refused to let them come down. He hesitated and followed.

"Come on, come on, let's cheer up together!" Song Jie took out the gourd microphone, "Let's sing Legend of the Phoenix, let's dance in the square!"

"Don't want Phoenix Legend, but Little Apple!" Xia Chan yelled into the microphone and sang directly, "You are my little little apple..."

Demons dance.

What are "The boundless world is my love", "I will love even if I die", "Hee Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish"...

After a few songs were over, Shao Yan suddenly put his hand to his mouth and began to beat the rhythm.

"Oh, okay, brother! You can do this!" Song Jie's eyes lit up.

The queen hooked her fingers, hugged Liang Cairen and danced to the rhythm.

Emperor Yuan Qing went from stunned and shocked to speechless silence. After a cup of tea, he silently beat the beat.

When the singing was on the rise, the Queen Mother and Princess Changle also went up to make trouble. The imperial concubine was dragged down by the Queen and Liang Cairen, and was also dragged onto the stage. Only Emperor Yuanqing and King Su were left in the audience, watching the crowd with a smile. .

I don't know how late the night was, and everyone slept until the sun was rising the next day.

When Emperor Yuan Qing opened his eyes, his head hurts intermittently, and he couldn't help rubbing his temples. The headache made his consciousness dull, and he looked at the veil above his head in a daze. When his consciousness gradually returned, he realized that it was not the veil of his bedroom. , immediately sat up, and when he got up, his right hand touched something, and he was shocked.

Turning his head to look, what caught his eyes caused him to widen his eyes in astonishment, his expression cracked.

The person lying with eyes closed is not the emperor!

Why is the emperor here? !How could he and the emperor's uncle sleep in the same bed? !

Who will tell him what happened last night? !

The author has something to say: Empress: Look, as I said, tonight will definitely be unforgettable for you.

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