Everyone is attacking me

Song Jie, who was shouting vigorously with a trumpet in his hand, glanced at Emperor Yuan Qing and his party, and immediately showed a bright smile: "Welcome, welcome, sit down first, Your Majesty, and the performance will begin immediately."

"Dear you, this is going to heaven!" Xia Chan was so shocked that her accent came out a little, "Tony Leung? Maggie Cheung? Why don't you just get the Four Heavenly Kings out?"

[This kid is really enough! 】

"Four heavenly kings, yes." Song Jie stretched his arms and snapped his fingers, "Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Liming, Aaron Kwok."

"Yes." Four people stood up from the crowd and saluted to the audience.

Xia Chan: ...

【I surrender. 】

The queen explained to Emperor Yuan and Qing who these people were. After explaining, she smiled and said, "If you ruin other people's reputation like this, those stars will know about it. Be careful when you go back and sue you?"

[Really, he can think of all this. 】

Song Jie came over: "Where did I ruin their reputation? I'm helping them to become famous, let them become popular here, so that the whole world will know how great it is! Besides..." He muttered softly, " How could they possibly know."

[Even if you know, so what, you are not allowed to duplicate your name? 】

Liang Pingan found it very interesting, and asked curiously: "Maggie Cheung is Xiaoqing, I can understand, how could the person playing Xu Xian become Tony Leung? It should be Ye Tong?"

[Or Wu Xingguo?Pan Yueming?Who else played Xu Xian? 】

Song Jie shook his head: "It's fine to play the opposite role, I think Liang Chaowei is very good, he can play Xu Xian's indecision."

[It's not singing, why do you have to reverse the strings. 】

Liang Pingan was speechless: "I really take you, Tony Leung, as myself."

[Thanks to Tony Leung, he didn't know. 】

Emperor Yuanqing looked at the queen, and the queen helped him explain who Ye Tong was and what happened to the cross-dressing.

Liang Cairen frowned and said, "You just changed their names like this?"

Song Jie was surprised: "Otherwise?"

Liang Cairen wanted to say something, but didn't say it.

Liang Pingan, who was on the sidelines, probably understood the meaning of her question, and shook his head with a smile. Among them, Song Jie was the most adaptable and able to accept the difference in feudal status.

Just like the matter of commanding people to serve her, even the queen laughed and said that if she didn't have the memory of her original body, she really couldn't bear to be served by others in every move, and it would be the same if he served others. Memory, he can't bear to serve others like this, it's not how hard it is, but the difference in status and dignity makes him unacceptable.

But Song Jie is different. Even Xia Chan is not used to ordering those underage maids to serve her. She can come by herself as much as possible, but Song Jie adapts very well. Commanding people is very natural. Thinking about his identity before time travel, it is not difficult to understand.

The court ladies of Great Wei are not like those costume dramas he watched, the concubines changed the names of the assigned maids at every turn. The maids all have their own names, and they are recorded in the record. Unless there are special circumstances, they will not discard their names at will. Yes, even if it's called a big car garlic or even a pot.

Although these Liyuan artists are not court ladies, it is not a big deal to have a stage name. After all, in this ancient time, in addition to names, characters and numbers, etc., it is normal, but Song Jie's attitude is really popular. slightly uncomfortable.

Fortunately, he had changed his temper, otherwise he didn't know what would happen.

After exchanging pleasantries, Song Jie picked up the trumpet and rushed back to the stage to start shouting. After a lot of preparations, Song Jie stood on the side of the stage and announced:

"As the saying goes, there is true love in the world, and everyone is welcome to watch the large-scale stage play <The Legend of the White Snake: Love in the World>. I don't know where, in a certain deep mountain, there is a white snake who has cultivated for thousands of years and survived the catastrophe to become a human being... ..."

The sound faded away and the curtain opened.

A gloomy jungle scene was presented in front of everyone, with trees, grass and flowers, and silk cloth fluttering on the ground symbolizing water flow. Emperor Yuan and Qing were surprised that there was even the effect of water splashing against the bluestone on the shore.

And then, to his surprise, a person appeared out of nowhere on the bluestone, to be precise, it was a head, an elegant and beautiful woman with loose long hair, her neck was exposed, and her bare forearms climbed up the rock, curiously. Looking around, as if not wearing clothes.

On the side of the blue stone, a section of white tail was exposed and swayed leisurely, it seemed to be a part of this woman, she was really a snake demon.

After a while, the woman suddenly smiled slyly, and hid back again, and when she stood up again, her tail disappeared. She was wearing a frost-coloured skirt with a collar and a long white veil on her head. The woman stood on the bluestone, looking left and right at herself. Take a look, and took a photo of the water, stroking her hair and smiling, as if she was very satisfied with her appearance.

Then suddenly knelt down, kowtowed to the sky three times, and sang aloud: "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, cultivated this body in the cave for thousands of years, practiced diligently and practiced hard to gain the Tao, reborn and became a human..."

"I'm going, do you remember this?!"

"I can't tell, so you are still a big fan of Bai Suzhen!"

The queens were astonished.

Song Jie didn't show complacency as before when he heard the words, and said helplessly: "No way, my old man is a loyal fan of Zhao Yazhi. When I was young, I was often poked by my parents to pretend to be a white lady to please the old man. You all know about competing for favor."

"Then have you met Zhao Yazhi herself?" Xia Chan's eyes lit up.

Song Jie raised his chin: "Of course, don't talk about Zhao Yazhi, I have seen all the four great kings, actor and actress, almost all of them who are a bit famous."

"Wow." Xia Chan stared at him suddenly, "Then what about my idol, you—"

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Emperor Yuanqing knocked on the tea bowl lightly, interrupting several people: "Shut up." He was so noisy that he was watching a drama.

Xia Chan shut her mouth immediately, gestured to close her mouth, and watched the drama obediently.

The plot of The Legend of the White Snake is very familiar to everyone, especially the empress Liang Cairen and Liang Ping'an, who have completely remembered their childhood. Looking at it, thinking of modern things, their eyes are inexplicably red.

Song Jie simplifies many plots. After the White Snake was suppressed by the young Fahai played by "Zhao Wenzhuo", he jumped directly to Xu Shilin knowing his life experience and coming to see his mother, followed by the high school champion, saving his mother from the tower, and a family reunion. Finally, the White Snake and Xu Xian Ascension to the fairyland.

Of course, all the plots that show the incompetence of officials are deleted. Although it is stated at the beginning that it is not the dynasty, but if it is not complete, some people will make random associations. All plots related to the court must be kept positive.

The performance lasted for nearly an hour, and when the performance was over, all the artists came out to salute.

Xia Chan clapped her hands and applauded: "Not bad." Turning around and seeing the tears of the queen and the others, she was startled, "If I'm not mistaken, this is a comedy..."

[Did I miss something? 】

Emperor Yuan Qing waved his hand to signal those artists to leave, and asked his own doubts: "Why do you have to use physical promises to repay your kindness? Since Xiaoqing can become a man, Bai Suzhen can also show others as a man and give from the side. The sponsorship of Xu Xian's gold thread status, isn't that considered a kindness?"

The queens who were immersed in the emotion of childhood: ...

[Well, I'm sure, the baby is a science boy, properly a science boy. 】

【Your Majesty, you want to pay attention to the rhythm of lonely life. 】

[Becoming a man, disturbing the base?Hey, it seems not bad, the thousand-year-old snake demon Gong and the stupid scholar suffer, hehehe. 】

Song Jie, who is the director and screenwriter, immediately said: "Of course you have to give your life to save your life. Besides, everyone likes to read such stories. This is called literature and art, literature and art, haha."

[Why do you want to make a promise with your body?Of course, you got it right, but Xu Xian is too ugly to look at, or Bai Suzhen isn't that pretty? 】

What if the rescued person is of the same sex?What if Xu Xian was reincarnated as a woman?Emperor Yuanqing thought about it, but still didn't ask. The story is entangled and useless, but when it comes to the grace of saving his life, he suddenly thought of the emperor's uncle. Speaking of which, he also saved the emperor's life. Does the uncle also have to give him a promise?Thinking of this, there was a smile in his eyes, but before the smile surfaced, his heart suddenly trembled, and he quickly pulled back his wandering thoughts.

Don't say thank you for your kindness, so there is no need to report it.

In addition to Emperor Yuan and Qing, the Empresses also put forward their own opinions on the plot. For example, Xu Xian's character design needs to be strengthened.There is also the need to change the point of relying on the magic of the white lady to act, and we must not spread the idea of ​​not working hard to rely on women to the people.

The reason why the white lady fell in love with Xu Xian was of course because he worked hard and treated her sincerely and wholeheartedly!

There are also various other plots in it, which must be positive and uplifting, and the central idea must be that good is rewarded for good and evil is rewarded for evil.

Fahai's personality is pretty good, he has changed from a respected monk to a young and impulsive young monk, which is not a complete scapegoat for Buddhism.

Although later it turned out not to be much relieved.

There is also the issue of ad placement, yes, ad placement.

Liang Ping'an strongly requested that some science popularization about modern medical thought be added to the plot of Xu Xian's practice of medicine, even if it is just to popularize science on what is rabies, Alzheimer's, autism, etc., and even popularize the various causes of infertility in detail by the way. Of course, it would be even better if he could advertise his obstetrics and gynecology department.

Speaking of Liang Ping'an's Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, the students' internships are coming to an end, and they will soon be able to officially practice medicine under the banner. Of course, this practice is limited to delivering babies for the time being.

But the queens and the time-traveling women asked for more implants, from the new makeup they designed, new cosmetics to headgear, earrings, nails, etc., all of which are not repeated.

The queen and the others had previously neglected the characteristics of the upper class nobles, and encountered Waterloo on the Fuchun drawing paper. The people who bought it back studied it and quickly figured out the reason. Only those wives at the top continued to order due to her status.

The few people who had encountered failure made a self-criticism. While researching on toilet paper printing technology and making more beautiful paper boxes that symbolize the brand, they stepped up research on other cosmetics. Soon, eye shadow, eyeliner, contouring brush, blush brush, simple eyelash curler, etc. was born.

There are also various types of makeup, such as girly makeup, mature makeup, lip biting makeup, sunburn makeup, etc., which can be used in the promotion of White Snake.

Under pressure from everyone, Song Jie had to revise the script and rehearse.

And just when Song Jie changed the play, the first Dawei Times was printed and ready to be released.

According to the speed of printing and collecting materials, it is temporarily positioned to be published every half a month. If it develops in the future, it may be shortened to a week or every day.

The Times tentatively printed [-] copies. Emperor Yuan and Qing didn't think about making money from newspapers. What he wanted was to quickly spread the ideas and knowledge he wanted to convey. Each newspaper only charged one penny, which was equivalent to giving it away for free.

However, to his surprise, those reporters really brought in advertising sponsorships, and there were quite a few of them.

This is the first issue. If the newspaper becomes popular in the future, more merchants will be willing to spend money, and it will be a source of income in the long run.

Emperor Yuan Qing looked at the newly published newspaper and was satisfied. This kind of thing that achieved the goal and achieved unexpected success made him extremely satisfied.

Well, sure enough work made him happy.