Everyone is attacking me

At this moment, Emperor Yuanqing only wanted to give the emperor two words: pedantic!

He never expected that the emperor's uncle would be so ignorant, he didn't care about it, but the emperor's uncle would refuse.

Is it because he was too advanced in thinking due to the influence of the time traveler, and there was a generation gap with the emperor's uncle?

No?

why not?Why not?

He thought about it for more than ten days, made all kinds of psychological preparations, and finally persuaded himself to figure it out, and even tried it secretly just in case, but in exchange for the emperor's uncle saying no ?

Then what's the matter with his tossing and turning for several days?What was his attempt, through pain and shame?

"I can't!" Emperor Yuanqing became stubborn and screwed up with King Su, "If the uncle can't do it, I'll go find someone else!"

King Su's face turned dark immediately, he turned over and slapped his butt hard: "Nonsense!"

Emperor Yuanqing struggled and turned his head: "Anyway, I must do it today!"

There is no emperor in all dynasties who is as miserable as him. There are all princes, but they are still virgins. If they say it, they will become the laughing stock of the ages.

No matter what, he must do it today!

Su Wang was about to be laughed at by him, but there was nothing he could do about him. He had the feeling that Emperor Yuan Qing, who was still a little prince, lost his temper at him and made a fool of himself. He shook his head helplessly and turned him over. He lowered his head and caressed his cheek, coaxing: "May I kiss His Majesty?"

Emperor Yuanqing hesitated for a while, then shook his head resolutely, sat up with a blank expression on his face: "No, I am determined today, if the emperor does not want to, I will go to Nanfeng Hall!"

He wished, where he didn't want to, his whole body was clamoring for the wish, King Su took a deep breath, almost tried his best to suppress the wish he wanted to blurt out, and pressed Emperor Yuanqing's shoulder: "Why don't I, it's just It won’t work here, and you need to prepare.”

Intercourse between men is contrary to yin and yang, especially in the lower position, it is very difficult, he would rather be injured and painful than be Yuan Yuan.

Emperor Yuanqing raised his eyebrows, lifted the purse at his waist, opened it, and a wooden box the size of a palm fell out: "I have prepared for it long ago!"

This was a congratulatory gift from the imperial concubine on his birthday, at first he didn't know what it was, but after hearing the imperial concubine's voice, he realized that it was the ointment prepared by herself.

As for why this gift was given to him, only the imperial concubine knew, and he did not hear the reason.

King Su looked at the box that fell to his hand: "..."

【…】

The stubbornness in Emperor Yuanqing's heart passed away, and when he thought about it, he immediately felt a little embarrassed and a little ashamed, but the words had already been released, and he must do it, not to mention that he was not without expectations in his heart. After a few days of trying it himself, it seemed, like, probably, cough, it was just like what Liu Yuan thought in his heart... um... In short, he probably tried it, and he no longer found it difficult to accept.

He said vaguely: "Besides, I tried it before I came..."

King Su's breath was stagnant, his dark eyes stared at him for a few breaths, and finally took a deep breath, grabbed the box and put it in his arms, then stood up suddenly, took the two people's coats, and hugged Emperor Yuan Qing Help him get dressed in a few clicks.

Emperor Yuan Qing heard the emperor's uncle's confused voice, and frowned: "Does the emperor want me to go to Nanfeng Hall?"

After King Su helped him put on his outer shirt, he wrapped it with a cloak and said calmly, "No, go to the palace."

Emperor Yuanqing smiled unconsciously, raised his head to look at him, stretched out his feet and kicked him a few times, raised his eyebrows, and said, how could the emperor refuse to pick him up.

Uncle Huang dressed him up, and then dressed himself, but stared at him almost without blinking. Emperor Yuan Qing was pleased with himself, and let him look at him with his chin tilted on the pillow.

King Su put on his clothes calmly, put on his cloak calmly, picked up the hood behind the cloak that Emperor Yuanqing helped him put on, and when he was about to put on a mask, his expression finally cracked and he pinched his back Kissed on the neck.

Emperor Yuanqing laughed heartily, and the laughter was quickly swallowed up.

……

After a while, the two came out from Zuixian Tower, one wearing a mask and the other wearing a Kunlun slave mask, covering their biting lips.

Sitting in the carriage brought by Jin Yiwei, he arrived at King Su's mansion soon.

In order not to attract attention, the two entered through the side door, which leads directly to King Su's dormitory. The door is locked with a key, and only King Su has the key. It was originally for convenience, but it was also convenient today.

The two opened the door lightly, and closed it again lightly.

The moon was bright and the wind was high, and others were celebrating Shangyuan outside, but the two of them came back to the house quietly. It felt like an affair. Emperor Yuanqing couldn't help laughing when he thought about it.

Attracted the emperor's uncle's questioning eyes.

"Does it look like we're running away?"

I thought that the emperor's uncle would be helpless again, but suddenly he reached out and hugged him up, his warm breath brushed against his ears, and his low voice said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, little man, just go with my house, I Will treat you well."

[Okay...I love you. 】

Emperor Yuanqing was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and stretched out his arms to hug the emperor's uncle, and said cooperatively: "I don't know if elder brother is married? If there is a wife, I will definitely not follow."

King Su lifted up the Kunlun slave mask and stared at him with a smile: "When I saw you, I was so happy and never forgot. How can I care about other people, but I don't know if Mr. Xiaolang is like me?"

Perhaps it was because of the cold wind blowing after drinking, Emperor Yuan Qing was a little confused, and his brain was dizzy. In front of him, there was only the face of the emperor's uncle, and the eyes of the emperor's uncle, staring at him stupidly. He had already entered the house and arrived at the warm couch where he had been lying before.

The dizzy yellow candles trembled before his eyes, sometimes quickly, sometimes very slowly, so painfully slow that he couldn't help wishing that it would be faster, and then faster.

Faintly heard a familiar voice, with an ambiguous smile: "Your Majesty said he tried it? How did you try it?"

The vibration of the lamps and candles slowed down, making Emperor Yuanqing very uncomfortable, and said intermittently: "...the book Song Jie sent...follow the above records..."

"Well, how do you do it?" The voice was gentle and seductive.

The candle trembled even slower. Emperor Yuanqing stretched out his hand, wanting to stand up and shake it himself, but someone grabbed it tightly and pressed his shoulder at the same time. He protested dissatisfied.

The voice faltered, and then fell into his ears: "Your Majesty, tell me, and I will obey you."

Emperor Yuan Qing could only describe it intermittently. He was so ashamed that he couldn't help but want to close his eyes, but he also wanted to see the candles and see the candles continue to shake.

"Your Majesty is so good."

After he finished speaking, with his deep voice falling, the candle finally trembled again. He was satisfied and smiled.

……

After an unknown amount of time, there was a crackling sound outside the window.

Emperor Yuan and Qing were dizzy, and when he came back to his senses, he did not know when he arrived at the window. The curtains were drawn, and when he looked up, big fireworks were reflected above his head, almost illuminating the entire sky. The sound of firecrackers at different distances.

Red, yellow, and green fireworks, one after another, are bright and stunning.

"Your Majesty likes it?"

Someone hugged him from behind, with his chin resting on his shoulder.

Emperor Yuan Qing hadn't sobered up yet, and said in a dazed way, "I like it."

The man kissed him on the cheek, his voice was gentle and seductive: "What else does your majesty like? Who does your majesty like most?"

Emperor Yuanqing said subconsciously: "I like writing memorials, and I like the emperor's uncle."

The man seemed a little agitated, he tightened his arms and asked, "Why did Your Majesty do that..."

"What?" Emperor Yuan Qing didn't hear what he said later.

The man repeated it, and he suddenly realized that he was asking why he wanted to try it himself, and he said honestly: "Because the emperor will be happy, I want the emperor to be happy."

The man seemed to be stunned and didn't respond for a long time. Emperor Yuan Qing stared at the fireworks in a daze. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his shoulder and was bitten. Uncle Huang suddenly looked back aggrieved, not understanding why Uncle Huang wanted to bite him.

But before he could ask questions, his voice was swallowed up.

The brain that had just woken up became dizzy again. This time not only the candles were shaking, but even the fireworks were shaking, like the kaleidoscope he got a few days ago. The head is more dizzy.

Dizzy, dizzy, closed eyes and lost consciousness.

……

It was already the next day when Emperor Yuan Qing became conscious again. He opened his eyes and was stunned for a moment when he saw the strange curtain. Then he realized that he was in the Emperor's Uncle's Mansion, and then the memories of last night flooded out like a flood.

He stared blankly at the lotus bat embroidery on the tent above his head for a quarter of an hour before he turned his stiff neck and saw Uncle Huang lying on one side.

Uncle Huang fell into a deep sleep and seemed very tired.

The scenes of last night came to my mind, well, Uncle Huang is indeed tired.

Feeling the body, I don't know if it's because of the ointment given by the concubine, or because the emperor uncle took care of it after he fell asleep, and there is not much discomfort.

As soon as his body moved, the memories of last night kept popping up, causing his throat to tighten, and he hurriedly shook his head and waved it away.

This shaking of the head caused the pillow next to him to move too, and the emperor turned over and lay down on his side.

Emperor Yuan Qing immediately froze, holding his breath, and waited for the uncle's breathing to be stable, then turned his head, stared at the uncle's face for a few breaths, carefully turned sideways to face him, and looked at him.

It has to be said that he has never looked at the emperor's uncle's face carefully like now.

Looking at it this way, the emperor's uncle really doesn't look like the Wei family, his brows and eyes are too sharp, his jaw is too cold and hard, even when he is asleep, his expression is solemn.

He stared intently for a moment, turned his gaze, and couldn't help moving down. It was dark last night and he was dizzy, so he didn't take a closer look at the emperor's uncle's body. clearly.

When I looked at it, I saw the scars, especially the shoulder blades. Even if they had healed up, they were shocking. One could imagine how serious the wounds were at that time.

Emperor Yuan Qing's heart tightened, thinking of the report he received back then, the emperor's uncle's letter mentioned it lightly, and his throat felt a little astringent for a while.

He stared intently, as if he wanted to engrave it into his heart, the injuries that the emperor suffered, he will definitely get back from the Xiongnu for him in the future!

Couldn't help stretching out his hand to caress the wound, but just as he touched it, the emperor suddenly opened his eyes, clamped his hand in an instant, and was about to turn over, when he saw that he had relieved his strength, a smile appeared in his eyes , took him into his arms.

"Why didn't you call me when you woke up?"

The voice of just waking up was hoarse and sexy, and Emperor Yuan Qing's scalp was slightly numb.

"I'm tired of looking at the emperor, and I don't want to disturb you."

King Su raised his eyebrows, and smiled lowly: "I'm not too tired, but Your Majesty, is there any discomfort?"

Emperor Yuan Qing heard the teasing in his voice, and raised his chin: "I fainted last night because I was drunk, now that I'm sober, I'm all over!"

King Su liked his arrogant and proud appearance, because he would only show it in front of him, and kissed his lips lovingly: "In this case, why don't you verify it with your majesty?"

【I am tired first, or you are dizzy first. 】

Emperor Yuan Qing licked his lips, remembering all that happened last night: "Okay."

But soon, he fainted before his eyes, the lotus and bats on the tent above his head seemed to be alive, especially the bats, flying around the lotus, flying faster and faster, and finally disappeared.