My employer seems to be dating me

Not only is the employment pressure high, but the businessman's head is also high.

It has been half a year since he graduated from university, but he still can't find a satisfactory job.This time, after working in the new company for a month, he resigned without exception.

It's not that he has many problems, it's that he can't accept that kind of scheming working environment.For a simple-minded little boy like him, working there is like a rabbit living in a wolf's den.

But even if you resign, you can't just sit at home and wait to die. Be an unemployed vagrant!Shang Chang had no choice but to go to 88.com to browse the recruitment information.

"Dangdang..."

Mother Shang came in with a plate of watermelons, glanced at her son who was still looking for a job, and said indifferently, "Don't look, come and eat melons first."

Shang Chang said pitifully, "I don't want to eat."

"Then I asked someone to find a job for you. I will go through a formality tomorrow. You can go to work after the interview. Do you still want to eat?"

"I think!" Shang Chang immediately stood up and caught the tray.

The iced watermelon is sweet and delicious. When you bite it down, the juice bursts in your mouth. It feels refreshing, and Shang Chang feels that he has been saved.

"What kind of work, Mom, you are so kind, you still think of me."

Shang Chang's mouth became sweeter after eating the sweet watermelon, but Shang's mother was still indifferent, "Be a security guard and watch the gate."

"..."

Shang Chang went crazy. He was wearing big pants, hugging the watermelon rind and howling, looking miserable and distressed, "Mom! Are you kidding me?!"

Mother Shang was even more indifferent, "Tomorrow, I will tidy myself up and have an interview at ten o'clock."

Shang Chang felt a cool song sounded behind him, and his heart was cold.His mother never jokes with him, but it's too ridiculous to look at the gate, he is also an undergraduate after all!

He struggled hard, "Mom! Stop making trouble, I don't want to show the gate to others!"

Shang's mother glanced at him, "The last thing the security guards want there is a bachelor's degree, and they must all be sports students who can resist and fight, and no matter how bad they are, they must have taekwondo expertise. You are a poor second-education technician. You can't get in without relying on others." Go, there is a commission bonus of [-] a month, do you feel wronged?"

Shang Chang was stunned for a moment, obviously unbelievable, "Where? So inhumane?!" Eighteen thousand?Is it to be a security guard, or to be a white-collar worker?

Shang Ma said: "A sea view apartment."

Shang Chang was shocked, his mouth opened enough to hold an egg.

The sea view apartment, in fact, there is no sea view at all.The reason why it is called 'Sea View' is because the wife of the developer's boss is named Sea View.

And the sea view apartment is not an apartment at all, it is a villa area.It is full of western-style buildings and small villas, and the exterior design of each building is different.This arrogant and inhumane setting has attracted the rich to flock to it, and the housing prices have been raised to the point that one square meter is equivalent to one or two years' wages of the citizen class.

Shang Ma asked, "Are you going?"

Shang Chang answered simply and neatly this time, "Go!"

Of course I'm going, there are many big stars living there!Apart from watching it on TV, Shang Chang has never seen a live one in his life!Even if this job won't last long, it's good to hang out for a few days and get a few autographs!

Shang Chang was very excited. Early the next morning, he got up early to tidy up and went to Haijing to report.The younger sister of the third aunt's uncle of Shang Ma's cousin took her.

It was an elderly aunt, but she had permed her curly hair, gold earrings, gold necklace and jade bracelet, and she was still pretending to be tender, and she was wearing a dark pink dress.

Shang Chang looked like he wanted to poke his eyes, and wanted to stay away from the aunt, but was pulled by the wrist by the aunt. The left sentence is really a handsome young man, and the right sentence said that the aunt recognized a girl who was about your age.

Shang Chang's cold sweat broke out in embarrassment, huh?

The aunt nodded, yes, it's almost thirty.

Shang Chang, who was only 23 years old, took an arrow in his knee...

Auntie, ah, I forgot to ask you, how old are you?

Shangshang, 23.

The aunt was also a little embarrassed, but what she said was not embarrassing at all.

She patted Shang Chang, oh, you young people look mature now!

The 'mature' Shangshang hit another arrow!

Along the way, when they reached the gate of Haijing, Shangshang looked like a hedgehog.

The leader of the security team took a look at the resume handed over by Shang Chang and put it aside. He asked someone to measure the size of Shang Chang, took a set of uniforms to Shang Chang, and said: "Tomorrow at seven o'clock, you will wear Come on in uniform, you are not allowed to wear your own clothes here."

Shang Shang took it over and thanked him repeatedly.I thought it would be different to come in through the back door.

On the way back, the aunt dumped Shangshang, saying she was going to go shopping, Shangshang couldn't wish for it, so she took the bus home alone, carrying her uniform bag and she couldn't do it.Maybe the expression was so happy that even the passenger sitting next to him couldn't help asking him, "Young man, are you happy?"

Finding a job is a happy event, right?Shang Chang replied, "Ah, yes."

"Then congratulations!"

"thanks, thanks……"

When getting off the bus, Shang Shang heard the passenger say that it is good to be young, and happy to be married!

Then the car drove away.

Misunderstand!I don't have a date yet!Shang Shang hugged his uniform tightly, feeling helpless.

The next morning, Shang Chang woke up at five o'clock for the first time, brushed his teeth, washed his face, ate, changed into his uniform, and posed.

He asked his mother calmly, "Am I handsome?"

A smile flashed in Shang's mother's eyes, "Well, you can go get married."

Shang Chang corrected: "That's right, marry!"

Shang's mother said, "Married? You have been secretly wearing mother's skirts since you were a child, and said that you will participate in the emperor's beauty pageant in the future?"

"..."

Shang Ma persisted, "I don't know why you are so fond of Huang Ama who returned the princess to Gegeli, insisting on pretending to be a concubine, and always wanting me and your father to kneel..."

Shang Chang was depressed, and simply turned around and went back to the room.Pretending to be a concubine was a blemish in his life, and he was beaten up by his father afterward, which made him feel that he had lost hope of living, and almost hanged himself with the curtain...

But fortunately, I didn't do anything stupid, otherwise I would be beaten again.Shang Shang went back to the room depressed and continued to look in the mirror, let's appreciate himself.

However, the security uniforms in this mansion are different from those sold on the street. At first glance, they look like police uniforms!Shang Chang thought, it would be more impressive if the two medals were worn on his chest. Although he said that he is not a uniform control, he couldn't help but praise himself, isn't he handsome!

Because it is not very close to the sea view apartment, Shangshang leaves home at 06:30, which will be the rush hour for commuting. Shangshang doesn’t want to take the bus for fear of wrinkling his skin, so he hits the car back generously, 16 Yuan money, the distressed Shang Chang's liver trembled.It’s only [-] cents if you have a bus card, and [-] cents if you take a taxi. Don’t you feel bad?

When entering the gate of the community, Shang Chang hesitated, and decided to find a reflective place to take a photo before entering. Looking left and right, he saw a black car parked on the side of the road not far away, and a man was opening the door to bring down a husky to pee in the woods .

Shang Chang had a good time, hehe.He jogged all the way over, glanced into the car glass, and found no one inside, so he was relieved.

Standing in front of the car window, buttoning up his collar and smoothing out the non-existent wrinkles, Shang Chang showed a mouthful of white teeth in front of the car window, thinking that he was too silly to be happy, closed the corners of his mouth, and made a more innocent look. He smiled evilly before nodding towards the car glass in satisfaction.

He really didn't forget to praise himself at all times, he glanced at Ying Ying in the car glass, and said: "What a handsome little brother, miss you."

After that, I compared a pair of scissorhands.

Hearing a dog barking in the woods, Shang Shang quickly ran away again.

The man who took the husky to the woods to pee came back got into the car with the dog, and saw the boss in the back of the car with a bright smile on his face. He couldn't help asking, "What's wrong, Mr. Guan? Is there anything good?"

The man must have laughed for a long time, and he couldn't hold back his smile when he spoke. He said: "There is a person who looks so much like Xiao Hu, who regards our car as a mirror."

The driver was puzzled and wanted to ask his boss, did he pick his nose?But he didn't. He started the car silently, and the car drove into the sea view apartment. Someone in the duty room registered the entry and exit of the vehicle, and then raised the barrier.

The streets of the community are very spacious, three cars can run side by side, there are not many people on the road, one wearing a security uniform is particularly eye-catching, when the car passed by Shangshang, Shangshang wondered: Hey, this car is similar to the one just now.

The blissful Shang Chang didn't know at all, the man sitting in the car touched Xiao Ha's head, the corners of his lips curled up, and he smiled unpredictably.

Shangshang worked in the sea view apartment for a week, took a day off, and had to work a night shift when he came back, which is also known as the night shift as the saying goes.

Although it's summer, it's definitely not too warm at night. To keep him warm, Shang's mother specially prepared a big thick cotton jacket, but it turns out that it's completely useless, because as long as it's the security guard of the sea view apartment, everyone will give out two sets Four Seasons.

Shang Chang lamented that the treatment was really good, and if he kept going like this, he would not have to buy clothes for a year.

But for the first time on the night shift, Shang Chang had a hard time adapting, and he felt sleepy.

He said that it was better to stay alone with his colleagues, but Shang Chang was so sleepy just after walking around.

Feeling drowsy, Shang Chang glanced left and right and found no one, so he simply found a rattan chair behind a tree and squinted for a nap, even worried that he would oversleep, so he set the alarm for half an hour.

In the end, the half-hour alarm was set for nothing. When he fell asleep, a soft object pounced on him. Huhu's big tongue licked his face once.

The owner of the big tongue was very excited, and the sound of 'ooooo' came out of his mouth.

Shang Chang was terrified, what is it?Wolf?or a dog?He pushed it and saw clearly by the light of the street lamp that it was a husky that was licking him.

Whose dog!Why was it released in the middle of the night to let it run around? !Shang Chang has black lines on his face, although this little guy doesn't look aggressive at all...

At this moment, a man trotted over from not far away.

The man was wearing a neat suit, bent over slightly and gasped for air, and when he had gasped enough, he would say a series of sorry, "I didn't pay attention to it and let it break the chain, I'm sorry, didn't I scare you, did I?"

Seeing the sincerity of the other party's apology, Shang Shang lost his anger, "No." After he finished speaking, he patted Xiao Ha's head, and Xiao Ha was very happy, so he whimpered a few more times.

After the man apologized to Shang Shang, he led the husky into a nearby luxury villa.

Shang Chang looked at the man's back and sighed: He is really a rich man. I guess I can earn a lifetime of money, and I can't buy a few square meters inside.Sighing for a while, I looked at the alarm clock. There were still 6 minutes left, and I didn't sleep anymore, so I straightened my clothes and went to patrol again.

The man led the husky into the house, and the owner of the house was eating supper at the dining table. When he saw them coming in, he asked the man to eat together. The man smiled and said Mr. Guan didn't need it.

Guan Zhou asked, "Is Xiaoha being naughty?"

The man replied: "I just met a little security guard in the garden, Xiaoha likes him very much."

Guan Zhou said, "Little security guard?"

The man said: "Yeah, it's the little security guard you mentioned last time who used our car as a full-length mirror. He sat on the bench and took a nap, and was woken up by Xiaohu. Woolen cloth."

"Really?" Guan Zhou lowered his eyelids and beckoned to Xiaoha. Xiaoha rubbed Guan Zhou's trouser legs and rolled on the thick carpet, howling happily.

The man said, "If there's nothing else to do, I'll go back to Mr. Guan first."

Guan Zhou said yes and told the man that he could rest tomorrow.

The man was very happy, said good night happily and went out.

Guan Zhou sat at the dining table, looked at the flattering husky, and smiled, "Does Xiaoha like that security guard?"

It was Xiao Ha who rubbed harder on his trouser legs to answer him.

The author has something to say: it is still a short article.

I wrote this article when I was in high school, but after reading it, I found it was a bit sweet.So I took it out and sewed it up, and now it's a story.

But there is basically no logic, the text just repairs the image of the characters, just like the dialogue.Before posting again, I felt that I might be complained about poor writing, but I still couldn't help but want to post it, so that everyone can have a look at my young brain.Then those who read the article, please feel free to complain!