This host is not very straight

In the system space, the system is staring at Luo who doesn't know if it's Yin or Jia.Why does this scene feel familiar?The system said silently in its heart: It's enough for the two of you to keep playing this game where I guess who is who.

The thing is like this, it feels that since Lorgar was in charge in the previous world, it should still be Lorgar after wearing it, but she put on such an expression that is not suitable for the sub-personality, what is she trying to do?

"It's me, Luo Yin." Finally, Luo Yin saw its doubts, reported his family name and explained the reason by the way. "Luo Jia said let me try to enter the water first, and she will come out when the water is not deep."

System: "..." is clearly brazen.By the way, when did the primary and secondary personalities switch so frequently?

"Okay." After thinking about it, the system said, "Then you come and make sure the water is not deep."

When Luo Yin opened her eyes again, a stench came over her. Her eyes were almost completely black, with only a small gap above her head showing some light. It was very similar to the beginning of the previous world, but a little different.Luo Yin stretched out his hand to explore, and soon came across an obstacle, an object like iron sheet, which was still a little sticky to the touch.She found that she couldn't stretch her whole body, as if she was in a small space.

"Yes, you're in the trash can now, a big trash can with the lid on."

Luo Yin: "..." With such an opening, isn't the water deep?Should she say that she is not lucky enough or should she envy Lorgar's luck.

"What am I doing here?" At this point, she always had to figure out the status quo.I'm afraid that the original owner is a fool.

"Hide and seek," the system chuckled, "Excitement, a large group of people with guns are waiting to arrest you around here."

Luo Yin frowned, "Similar to the plot of the previous world?"

Speaking of which, the dead little mouse reappears along with the surrounding trees and the rainy island.

The system shook his head, "No, you got the villain's script this time: a pickpocket who is good at stealing. She is an orphan, has no friends, and her only master has died. Now she is alone. Isn't her identity very simple? The standard self The whole family will not be hungry if they are full."

"..."

Seeing her expression, the system couldn't help shaking, and immediately gave up.It seems to have done something wrong. "I'll pass on the plot to you, take your time, I'm leaving!"

"Wait."

"What, what?"

Luo Yin sighed, and immediately covered his nose again.I can't hit you again, what are you afraid of.The point is that it's really hard to stay here.

"Can I go out now?"

"Maybe not yet." The system replied weakly, "Because someone is coming, so don't make a sound. The main task this time is to cleanse this character, and it's over if you get caught."

"Oh?" Luo Yin's voice was suddenly a little strange, "Don't commit suicide?"

The system pretends to be stupid, and puts on a dumbfounded look like I didn't hear you clearly and forget about it again or don't say it.In fact, it also felt that the original owners of several worlds were too miserable. They either committed suicide or were killed. Is the Master God trying to imply something?If you want to imply that you can do it yourself, you must let me take the blame.

"It's nothing."

The system breathed a sigh of relief, and it knew that the understanding Luo Yin would not make things difficult for it.

At this time, footsteps sounded, and someone came over while talking. The voice was a woman, and one of them seemed to be talking with something in his mouth.Luo Yin listened for a while, and the woman who articulated clearly said: "Why did you disappear after chasing the person, maybe that person could fly into the sky and escape from the ground."

"I'll understand if you catch it, hey, the cigarette is gone." The woman with a cigarette in her mouth breathed out and walked towards the surrounding trash cans.

"Uh," the system was a little startled, "the plot won't just end like this." It was so frightened that it quickly flipped through the script. In the original text, the policewoman just threw it away and didn't look inside the trash can.After all, not everyone has the hobby of being a waste collector, and they have to take a look at the trash can whenever they come across it.

After the system reminded the police officers to take the team back, Luo Yin couldn't wait to get out of the trash can. She lowered her head and glanced at her attire, and finally understood what the tactile sensation she touched just now was moldy moss.

It's hard to say, it reminded her of the more embarrassing time.

Luo Yin removed the soot from her hair, she would rather wear the soul this time, at least not with her own body.Turning around, I saw a child who looked at her dumbfounded, holding tightly to the shoulder strap of his schoolbag with both hands.

Luo Yin: "..." It's still hard to say.

The primary school student was stunned for a while, and waited for Luo Yin to disappear before running to his little friend, shouting, "I saw a beggar just now, but she is so beautiful, she must be the leader of the beggar gang!"

"Pfft~" The system who overheard it couldn't help laughing anymore.Originally, seeing Luo Yin wearing that smelly outfit, but his face was still as indifferent as before, this kind of cute contrast was already unbearable for him.Here comes another sentence of logic, do you want to make it laugh to death?

"Second idiot," Luo Yin suddenly stopped and turned around, the system was shaken to the same place, and she could only hear her say quietly, "I really didn't believe you were right."

She read a little bit of the plot, and it was a story about a cat and mouse in a policeman's coat, who did whatever he wanted and was so self-willed and serious.The original owner is the villain, and also the worst one.As the second biggest thief in the city—the first being her master—she caused headaches for the police because they couldn't catch anyone.

The heroine of this article is a little arrogant and short-tempered young lady, except for what she can't do, she has done almost everything.Use facts to prove who said that decent people don't smoke, drink, play cards and visit KTV.That's right, the woman who didn't forget to smoke a cigarette just now is the heroine: Mo Peicheng.A heroine with a masculine personality.

And the hero of this article is a more manly man who can convince her to lose.He was sent by the superior to help the police station where the heroine works to solve the case. How can I say that as a relevant department, I still have to show some achievements. If I can't even catch a female thief, how can I convince the public.

Facts have also proved that after the male protagonist came, not only the number of nympho in the police station increased, but also the appearance of the promotional posters was improved.

He first spoke harshly, saying that the technique of publicly provoking the original owner was not good enough, and he would definitely not be able to steal the treasures of the most guarded museum in the city. He also said that when her master fell into his hands, she would be no exception.Thinking of the master who was still squatting in prison, the original owner was of course very angry.

Then she stole the so-called treasure of the town hall, and laughed at the male lead in turn.

And in the police station, because of this incident, the male lead was also ridiculed by the female lead. The reason was: You stole my position and dare to brag without telling you, and whoever you scold.

The male lead has long been displeased with her character, and started fighting with her.

But then, the male protagonist led a group of police forces to surround a small house. Although the original owner was injured and escaped in the end, this saved his face.He just put water on purpose, but actually installed a locator in the fake, and finally came to catch a turtle in a urn.But he forgot that as a pickpocket, the original owner can still identify the treasure, and she found the problem as soon as she got it to the next house.

When the original owner was injured and fled and found a lot of items from her home that had not been sold and sent them back to the police station, the hostess began to reflect.After this, the plot began to unfold: the male and female protagonists changed their relationship with each other and began to cooperate, while the original protagonist was chased all the time, from the urban area to the suburbs, then from the suburbs to the next city, and finally forced back , It wasn't until the relationship between the male and female protagonists sublimated that they finally ended their life of running away and went to jail.

The role of the original owner is completely used to promote the development of the plot.

But apart from that, of course it is impossible for a big city to have only one thief or two cases. There are also a small number of cases that have been adapted from real events in the article.Probably the author grew up watching cats and mice. He spent a lot of pen and ink on the process of chasing and killing the original owner, and he really didn't describe the feelings.For example, on the original owner's side, she has no lover or anyone who loves her.

If the plot is over here, this article can be regarded as a pretty good breaking text.However, the willfulness of the plot comes later.

After the original owner was released from prison, she has become a noon woman.The hero and heroine also have two children. The eldest son is in elementary school, and the youngest daughter is young and has just learned to walk. She is very malleable.After the original owner kidnapped the youngest daughter, he left for a faraway place, concealed his identity, raised his daughter and taught her how to become an excellent pickpocket.

The younger daughter asked her, "Auntie, why do we steal?"

The original owner replied: "I can't and don't want to do anything other than this."

The little girl who was misled grew up to be a copy of the original owner, which caused a lot of headaches for the local police station.Of course, after the youngest daughter plays more times, she will definitely be recognized by her family.Her elder brother inherited her parents' career and staged a drama of killing relatives.

When she was arrested, her brother asked her: "Why are you stealing?"

"I don't know, but that's what my aunt taught me so I can live."

Luo Yin was lying in a bathtub soaked in hot water. After she finished watching all the plots, she felt a strange feeling in her heart. To use Luo Jia's tone, it was: a feeling of not knowing what happened.

The system jumped out, saw that she was still in the bath, and quickly covered both system eyes. "Hey, you don't need to understand what this kind of article is talking about, as long as you complete the mission, it's not so easy to clean up."

"I know." Luo Yin nodded, "You can disappear."

"That's right," came a long-silent voice, and Luo Jia emphasized: "You are not allowed to peek at my body."

The system justified itself: "I don't see anything!"

"That's not OK."

"..." The system was speechless, and ran away in despair.It took a while to think, when exactly did the primary and secondary personalities get along for a longer time?Didn't it mean that Luo Jia was sleeping most of the time? It seems that she has been jumping around a lot recently.

Luo Yin came out of the bathtub, sniffed his arms to make sure there was no peculiar smell, then dried himself and put on his clothes.

"Remember to dry your hair before blowing it," Lorgar said.

"Ah."

Luo Yin went to get the hair dryer, and asked as he walked, "Are you coming to this world?"

"Not coming."

"Oh."

Luo Jia couldn't help asking, "Why don't you ask me?"

"No need." Luo Yin held the hair dryer and didn't rush to blow it on. Instead, like last time, he turned his head slightly and looked to the left.The system probably doesn't know that Lorgar, as a sub-personality, will never have an entity.As for Luo Jia's image, as long as she, the main character, imagines where she is, she can appear wherever she is, including what kind of posture she uses, whether she is smiling or rolling her eyes impatiently.

Sometimes she feels very real, sometimes very confused.

"Just let me do the things you don't want to do." Luo Yin smiled lightly, "Isn't it all like this?"

The author has something to say: Unserious announcement:

Because author 1 is addicted to the game, author 3 is online.

What, where did author 2 go, she was besieged by the exam.