This host is not very straight

So Xia Yifan was slapped in the face, and it lasted for a month.During this month, a lot of things happened. First, Luo Jia made up a reason for her fainting. She managed to deceive Dean Tao again and let her go home to recover from her psychological trauma. went.As for the reason, it was programmed by the system anyway, she didn't know.

But Dean Tao is obviously not happy with her younger sister living a life where she idles around and eats and drinks for nothing, and the price of food is so expensive.So I brought up the English class that I accidentally forgot.

Lorgar said no problem. "How about this, I come here every afternoon and only have one afternoon class."

Xia Yifan leaned forward, wanting to speak.Luo Jia glanced at it, not knowing why, "After all, Yifan is still young, so there is no need to press too hard."

Tao Mushi also said that there is no problem.

Xia Yifan disagreed, she wanted to see her Mo Shi every day, every moment, preferably every night. "Mom, aunt, it's just one afternoon, what can I learn, besides, what should I do if I have any questions and would like to ask for advice?"

Luo Jia: You love to learn about feelings.

"Then what does Xiaofan want to do?"

"I want to move in with my aunt."

"What!" Tao Muyu reacted strongly, "Say it again?"

"I said, I want to move in with my aunt." Xia Yifan said calmly.The mother and daughter looked at each other, and Tao Muyu's heart ached when she saw her daughter's unusually determined gaze.Did I abuse her or something happened to her, and I haven't been home for many years, so why is she going to move out!

"Cough," Luo Jia sensed something was wrong and came out to smooth things over. "Yifan thinks that the class time is too short, how about adding an extra morning." The implication is, don't make trouble, I'm caught in the middle and it won't end well.

The loved ones have spoken out, of course Xia Yifan has chosen to stick to his own ideas.This time, she almost didn't anger Tao Muyu, she was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say. "Okay, you can move if you like, but only this summer vacation."

Luo Jia was dumbfounded: What's the matter with this split-like sense of sight?

But no matter what, Xia Yifan's goal was temporarily achieved, he was able to get along with his lover and avoid potential rivals.She is so smart.When Xia Yanju came back and found out about this, like Tao Muyu, he almost jumped out of anger.Judging from Mo Shi's love for his daughter and his daughter's possessiveness towards Mo Shi, will it be difficult for him to get an appointment with Mo Shi in the future?

A little sad.

Anyway, Xia Yifan just moved in.On the first day, she saw Pikachu, who had broken his head and was still sticking to his post to show off, so she held back her curiosity and didn't ask.On the second day, it was still there, on the third day, the same, on the fourth day, hey, let’s not talk about it.At the same time, Luo Jia ordered a set of English textbooks from the Internet, and a set of modern blackboards, the kind that do not need chalk.When she was looking at the goods, she suddenly felt familiar when she saw the chalk, and felt sad after being familiar with it, so she didn't buy it.

System: Who would have thought of making things trick people?When it sighed again, Luo Jia had already written 26 letters on the blackboard and marked five vowels.Well, let's start with the basics.

Mo Shi, who looked at her unrequitedly in Xia Yifan's life, taught her how to pronounce.After all, she lived another life, but she was very good at English in her previous life, okay?Just as he was thinking, his forehead was knocked.

"Yifan, why are you in a daze?"

Xia Yifan covered the place where he was knocked, pursed his mouth, and pretended to be pitiful. "...Auntie."

Luo Jia tilted his head to look at her, but didn't express his opinion.

"I know all these, auntie."

"Oh."

"So, let's learn something else."

"Oh." Lorgar was very angry.She taught so seriously that this classmate was in a daze.Xia Yifan looked at it, and it seemed that his aunt was even angrier.She quickly stood up, hugged Luo Jia's thigh, raised her small face, and looked at her with wide eyes, "Auntie, don't be angry, I will listen to whatever you say."

Luo Jia: "Second idiot, the heroine has fouled again."

The system spread its hands: "There is no way, who made the heroine look cute."

Ever since, they lived like this for a month, one taught, one learned, one got angry, one acted like a baby, and one took care of the other.Luo Jia half-heartedly became a nanny. Of course, with her vase attributes, she was just in charge of ordering takeaways, throwing clothes into the washing machine and drying them.A month passed by like this, and Tao Muyu came to visit occasionally, probably because he didn't want to be fed "dog food".Xia Yanju came here quite often, just as he thought, he would never make an appointment with Tao Mushi again.However, he can come to him in the name of caring for his daughter.

Luo Jia and Xia Yifan were really indifferent to Xia Yanju's thick skin, but unfortunately they had nothing to do.

"Auntie, why don't we pretend we're not at home." One day, Luo Jia saw Mr. Xia in the cat's eyes again. She turned her head and looked at Xia Yifan. The latter immediately understood what she meant and said.

Lorgar said yes, and then turned off the light.

Xia Yanju outside the door: Are you kidding me?

The two inside the door didn't care that his sorrow flowed upstream.Luo Jia turned on the phone light and led Xia Yifan back to the bedroom.After turning on the bedroom light, Xia Yifan smiled happily. She was sure that her Mo Shi did not like her father Xia Yanju.As for the house and expensive mobile phone watches she bought, they were just gifts from her mother.In her previous life, she actually misunderstood.But it is an undeniable fact that Tao Mushi had two ex-boyfriends.

"Auntie." Thinking of this, Xia Yifan couldn't laugh anymore, and hugged Luo Jia's waist who was laying the quilt, "Will you fall in love with someone else?"

Yes, but shall I say, no.Luo Jia turned his head and smiled softly, "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Xia Yifan was stunned, "Father likes you."

"Well, I don't like him."

"Then, who do you like?"

Luo Jia thought about it seriously, "I like Yifan, cute little guy."

"Auntie..." Although she knew that Luo Jia was joking, or that she was not the kind of liking she wanted, Xia Yifan blushed in embarrassment, and she found that her skin was getting thinner and thinner.

Lorgar unfastened her hand and continued making the bed sheet.Recently, she has become proficient in doing these housework, and feels that she has been cultivated as a wife.The two were thinking about each other, and for some reason, Xia Yifan suddenly thought of that Pikachu who had lost his head and still stuck to his post to show off.She watched Lorja turn down the air conditioner and get under the covers, saying she likes warmth.

Xia Yifan moved over and hugged her.Luo Jia didn't struggle, she was used to it, and she hugged it whenever she wanted, without losing a piece of meat.

"Auntie."

"Yeah." Under the artificial temperature, Luo Jia wanted to sleep comfortably.And at this time, she was also when Xia Yifan liked to talk to her.Last time, she managed to persuade her to take her to play, although it was interrupted by a heavy rain in the end.

"Your Pikachu is broken."

"Oh, I know." Luo Jia thought Xia Yifan misunderstood that she broke Pikachu, so he patted her head. "I accidentally broke it."

Xia Yifan couldn't help but ask, "Auntie, don't you want to deal with it?"

"Didn't Ann go back?"

Xia Yifan: "..."

"Auntie, don't you think it's an eyesore?"

"It's a bit of an eyesore." Luo Jia was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed, "Then I'll throw it away tomorrow."

Xia Yifan: "..." I felt sorry for Pikachu for a second.Sensing that Luo Jia had fallen asleep, Xia Yifan quietly raised his upper body and gave him a goodnight kiss as usual.

The next day, when Xia Yifan was left in the study for the exam, Luo Jia called the system.

"What are you doing," said the system who was watching a TV series recently, "I thought you were just playing with the little heroine and forgot about me."

"How could it be?" Luo Jia said without hesitation, "Second idiot, I don't think this is okay."

"What doesn't work?"

"Keep going on like this. Little Lolita is still so young, do I really want to accompany her day by day?"

Perhaps it was influenced by the personality of the protagonist, or Luo Jia was not a real pervert in the first place, so it was okay to ask her to talk superficially, but she really couldn't do it to a child.Moreover, little loli is too clingy to her, she can't do anything bad if she wants to.

"Do you really think so?"

"Of course, it's been too long."

The system searched the database, "Yes, do you want to try the on-hook mode?"

"Huh?" Luo Jia was confused, can he still play like this?

"It's what it means in the letter. You've played the hang-up game, it's similar to that. However, due to the limitation of the main task, you can only hang up until the heroine's college entrance examination, one gold coin for a year." Seeing that she was a little moved, the system quickly added shortcoming. "However, because it is a hang-up, the events inside have become randomly generated by the system. In the future, whether the heroine will love you or hate you is uncertain. And if you hang up during the hang-up, you will really hang up, The task is considered a failure and has to be repeated."

Lorgar: "..."

"Host, you have to think clearly, no matter what the result is, the gold coins will not be returned."

Lorgar squinted at it, "I'm not afraid. Come on, just bet ten gold coins." Actually, it was because she only had ten gold coins.sad truth.

The system kindly persuaded her again, but Luo Jia insisted.The system sighed, this stubborn temper must have been learned from the heroine.In the end, I had no choice but to agree.

Luo Jia was surprised to see the time go by quickly, and everything around him gradually changed. Many people and scenes flashed in front of his eyes, just like the technique used in movies to express the passage of time.After everything stopped, Luo Jia found himself sitting on the plane, deduced from the flight attendant not far away.

"Second idiot, what am I doing by plane?"

"Go back to China." The system replied, "This is the third year you have been abroad. You will land soon. The hostess is waiting for you at the airport."

"Hey, why did I go abroad?"

The system smiled mysteriously and did not answer her.Tell you to hang up, and you will know your mistake later.

The system didn't tell her, and Luo Jia had no way of knowing. After being depressed for a while, Luo Jia called the stewardess and asked for a glass of boiled water.The stewardess looked at her a little strangely, Luo Jia quickly looked at himself, there was no missing arms or legs, and the hair was still black and long, could it be that it was disfigured?After the stewardess left, Luo Jia looked in the mirror, but there was nothing there, and he was much more mature and intellectual than before.

"Stupid, the stewardess is interested in you." The system didn't want to complain about Luojia's built-in bending function, and it was willing to bow down.

Lorgar: "..."

After getting off the plane, Luo Jia went out of the airport with the crowd, and before he recognized the heroine, he was pulled and hugged tightly in his arms.

"Tao Mushi, don't even think about running away."

Lorgar continued to be dazed.The person who came was taller than her, and she was held in his arms, almost breathless, so she couldn't see the person's face.

"You let me go first."

She didn't know that these words angered Xia Yifan who was holding her.She opened up a little distance between the two of them, and just as Luo Jia saw her face clearly, he was directly kissed by the other party.

Luo Jia: "!!!" Why was she forced to kiss again, hey, why did she say again.Well, that's not the point, the point is why she was kissed by someone who looks like the heroine?Um?It seems that the focus is still on kissing.

So how did this hang-up mode change the original owner from a gentle attack to a weak one?System, you return my status as king!

The author has something to say: My friends, come and open your minds, I can’t write any more (crying and laughing)

Don't you ask me if I'm real?

Of course it is fake, to lie to you.