Fake Slackers

Every time the exam results come out, there are always some happy and some sad, but Wu Zheng has been teaching for so many years, and it is the first time he meets someone like He Chao, who clearly has the grades of "sorrowful people", but he just squeezes in with his ability. "Happy" queue.

Very convinced.It is a talent.

Wu Zheng was so convinced that he couldn't hold back, he threw several chalk stubs in the last row, and said while throwing: "He Zhao, your mental quality... I may not be able to find one who can do it even if I count up three times with my fingers. stronger than you."

"Excellent award," He Zhao said with a smile as he saw the chalk head flying towards him, "it's just average."

"—You boy, do you really think I'm praising you?"

A piece of chalk was deflected a few degrees, and hit the corner of Xie Yu's desk, fell with a 'pop', and rolled to the ground again.

Xie Yu was still worrying about why her boyfriend still got such a good score in the exams. Will he really drive an excavator in the future? Hearing this sentence, he couldn't help but hold his head and laugh: "... idiot."

"Okay," the trouble was over, feeling that everyone's emotions were more active than before, Wu Zheng clapped his hands, signaled for everyone to be quiet, and began to analyze the test paper, "A test score is nothing, this set of questions is actually not that difficult, Why is the average score so low? I took a look at your lost points..."

Wu Zheng was holding the test paper and copying the questions on the blackboard. When he raised his hand, it was a square cube.

Xie Yu lowered his head and stuffed the math test paper with more than [-] points into the belly of the desk. He had nothing to do, so he lay down on the desk and planned to sleep for a while.

As soon as he got down on the ground, his wrist was poked twice with a pen by his deskmate with excellent psychological quality.

Xie Yu's head moved slowly, resting his head on his arm, he turned to look at him.

He Zhao was also lying on his stomach, in a similar posture to him, and the two of them just looked at each other for a few minutes in class.

They obviously don't say a word, and no one speaks, but as long as their eyes are entangled, a certain place in their hearts will slowly sink.

With his back facing the sunlight outside the window, the young man looked idle, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Xie Yu looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but move his hand first. He stretched out his hand and pulled the unzipped zipper on He Zhao's chest to the top neatly: "Brother, who are you seducing?"

"How dare I," He Zhao looked down at Xie Yu's hand that was still on his clothes. Unexpectedly, the kid was quite possessive, so he said with a smile, "Just for you to see."

Class [-]'s average scores in each subject are still the same this time, and they are ranked first or second in the whole year, and the bottom of the class.

Apart from Xue Xisheng, Xu Qingqing was the one with the top grades, but their scores were not enough compared to the average score.

The Chinese composition is an argumentative essay. The Chinese test paper was just brought over from the teacher's office by the class representative at noon. Everyone rushed up, but they didn't ask for their own test scores: "—Where is the test paper of brother Chao? The source of our happiness."

Xie Yu just woke up when he heard the words and raised his head to see He Zhao defending his test papers on the podium. The podium was in such a mess that several test papers fell on the ground and were stepped on a few times.

Then Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao carried him out, one on the left and the other on the right, and shouted back while fighting, "Hurry up, brothers!"

He Zhao didn't fight with them, and was kicked out of the class directly, standing at the door of the class, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "It's too much, can we show some respect between people? What's so good about a zero-point composition."

Argumentative essays, even if they stray off the topic, they can’t continue to write nonsense like “My back is very handsome”, but there is no connection between the arguments and the arguments in He Zhao’s entire article, and it’s a spectacle to draw them together.

The test paper was passed around, and finally passed it back before class. Wanda didn't dare to pass it to He Zhao, and threw it directly on Xie Yu's desk, laughing so hard that his stomach hurts: "It's amazing, it's amazing, I have seen the legendary nonsense with eyes open. .”

Xie Yu glanced at it twice, and felt that at least it was much better than the last "back view": "There is progress, brother."

He Zhao asked, "Really?"

Holding a fountain pen in his hand, Xie Yu commented briefly: "Leaving aside the content of the discussion, at least you know that you should write an argumentative essay."

It was really good to read the first two paragraphs. Although I don’t know what the relationship is with the argument, Xie Yu was just about to praise and encourage, but he looked down and saw the sentence "He Zhaofusky once said it."

Xie Yu was silent for a while, then folded the test paper and put it in He Chao's hand: "It's fake, take it and roll away. The zero score is well deserved."

"..."

On Monday, almost every class was talking about the test papers. By the last class, everyone was already groggy and dreamy. When the school bell rang, no one realized that school was over.

It was He Zhao who stood up and yelled, "Old Xie, let's go eat", and the other students came to their senses, packed up their things and went out one after another: "Hey, let's go, go home and welcome the mixed doubles."

Liu Cunhao lamented: "Suddenly found that the accommodation is really good...it can last for four days."

Xie Yu got up and said, "You should hurry up and see which crematorium is stronger and more reliable."

Liu Cunhao: "..."

He Chao and Xie Yu slipped out to eat, and when they walked to the school gate, they found that the surrounding restaurants had adopted new strategies, especially the banners hung in front of the Zhuangyuan building, which were so red that they fluttered in the wind: Warmly celebrate the midterm exams for the second middle school candidates release results![-]% off sitewide!Welcome new and old customers to taste!

"They don't understand the vast number of candidates at all," He Zhao shook his head and said, "Did you see the rat's sluggishness to pack things just now, and wished they could stay and study with us in the evening."

"I see, it's life or death," Xie Yu said, "He hasn't left yet?"

He Zhao took out his mobile phone and said, "Didn't you leave? You should still be picking a crematorium in the classroom? Wait a minute... I'll take a photo and send it to him."

Liu Cunhao finally mustered up the courage to step out of the classroom, but he was devastated when he received this photo.One of these two bosses is cruel and the other is skinny, and they deliberately don't want to make him feel better.

Instead, Wanda saw the needle, pressed the voice button and shouted to the other end: "—Brother Chao, bring me a cup of milk tea!"

A large number of parents who came to pick up their children surrounded the school gate. The car horns kept ringing. The surrounding environment was too noisy. In addition, Wanda could not speak clearly. After hearing it twice, He Zhao guessed clearly: "What tea?"

Xie Yu didn't listen, but he could guess: "Let's have milk tea."

Just as Xie Yu had never imagined that he would one day eat in a Jinbang restaurant, he also never imagined that one day he would stand in line at the entrance of a small milk tea shop in Fudan University.

"Boyfriend, let's discuss it." Xie Yu stood beside He Zhao, surrounded by a group of little girls, secretly looking at them from time to time, "You buy here, I'll go first."

He Zhao held the odd number in one hand, and grabbed Xie Yu's wrist with the other, pulling him back: "Do you have a conscience, are you really leaving?"

Xie Yu really planned to leave, but the group of girls behind was commotion, and the one standing in the middle was pushed out by other people. A pretty girl, blushing, took two steps towards them again, directly Walking in front of them: "...that."

Xie Yu frowned, and stopped in place.

When the girl spoke, her eyes were fixed on He Zhao, and when the other party looked back, she turned her eyes away shyly, her attitude was very obvious.

Xie Yuxin said, it's a good thing for He Zhao to live on campus, otherwise he would hang around outside all day long...

Xie Yu didn't even have time to finish his brainstorming, when He Zhaochong apologized to that girl, "I'm sorry, I won't allow you to jump in line."

"..."

The surrounding area was quiet for several minutes, and you could hear a needle drop to the ground.

The line had reached their number, and the girl was standing in front of them, her stiff back just blocking the opening for food.

In this weird and quiet atmosphere, only the milk tea shop clerk shouted: "No. 18, a signature milk tea."

He Zhao handed over a ticket very naturally: "Here."

If Shen Jie were here, he would definitely have to tell the story of "not scanning the QR code" again, which would be an embarrassing repeat.

He Zhao walked into the school with milk tea, went up two steps, and found that a certain child was walking slowly and was still behind, so he squatted on the steps and waited for a while: "What are you thinking about?"

Xie Yu said casually, "I was thinking about how you found your boyfriend."

After walking all the way just now, He Chao himself recalled it. He scratched his hair and said, "I'm sometimes quite...Shen Jie also told me several times."

Not scanning the QR code or jumping in the queue is pretty good. In the past, a girl in junior high school told him that she wanted to be friends, but because she was shy, she didn't directly mention her boyfriend, and she implied a lot of ambiguity.He didn't hear it, and replied on the spot: Okay, we will be brothers from now on.

In the end, he didn't know which "friend" it was until the girl cried.

Two lights at the corner of the stairs turned on, He Zhao paused and said, "But you are different, because I like you so much... no matter how dull you are."

No matter how slow you are, you can't escape.

He Zhao didn't finish talking, and he himself felt that this kind of love talk was too boring, especially now that he was still in public, and he stopped abruptly in the middle of speaking, and stood up to go back to the classroom: "Let's go, Wanda is waiting..."

Although the words were not finished, the fool could understand what it meant.

As soon as He Zhao turned around, Xie Yu said from behind: "Brother Chao, do you want a kiss?"

He Zhao almost stepped on the ground.

After school, there were not many people walking in the teaching building. The two of them stood on the stairs talking for so long, but they didn't meet anyone.

Xie Yu was dragged by He Zhao, and after He Zhao took him upstairs, he turned to the right and pushed open the door of the classroom closest to the stairs.

Xie Yu only had time to catch a glimpse of this empty and strange classroom, and then he was spinning around for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he was already pressed against the wall by He Zhao.

The door was thrown wide open, and the two of them were stuck in the small space made up of the door panel and the wall.

"It's a bit exciting," Xie Yu leaned into He Zhao's ear and asked, "Is it here?"

"..." He Zhao bowed his head and said, "Actually, this place is not suitable, but I can't help it."